Thursday, March 11th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Aubrey O'Day For Millions Of Milkshakes
If you guessed that the next time you laid eyes on Aubrey O'Day she'd be covered in a milky substance, you were right! Here's Aubrey O'Day trying to show up Mimi's army of Photoshoppers and Lil' Kim's plastic surgeons in some kind of ad for Millions of Milkshakes.
Poor Ginger (the fluffy white dog on the left) now has cataracts. Didn't we warn her to never stare directly into Aubrey's naked situation?
via The Life Files
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Millions of Milkshakes...is that a real business? Never heard of it.
I'll take her shoes though...
If a sex tape isn't involved then I don't care.
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GO AWAY!
michael K i love you but please no more stories about this hooker nobody
Even though her tits are obviously fake, they aren't perfectly round yet. Where are the "ZOMG SAGGY" police?
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SO FUCKED UP
BUT I DO LIKE THAT THEY ACTUALLY GAVE HER A NATURAL CURVE TO HER BREAST
I KNOW ITS PROBABLY ALL PHOTOSHOP BUT STILL, IT HANGS A BIT LIKE A REAL "TITTAY"
SOMEONE SPILLED A JUICE DRINK IN MY KEYBOARD!
SORRY FOR THE KANYE POST...
CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!
By the way, she looks like an Olsen.
As usual, nothing to write home about...
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:27pm.
'kay, I'm not getting the theme of this place due to this ad...Is this a place where you can buy a big ass milkshake and a skanky ho on the side???? Do they have a drive through???
attendant: Welcome to Million Milkshakes, how may I help you?
customer: Yeah, I'd like your extra large chocolate and vanilla milkshake with chocolate sprinkles...
attendant: would you like a whore with that?
customer: uh, I'm sorry what?
attendant: would you like a whore with that? We've got white whores, black whores, hispanic whores, asian whores and our genetic Heinz 57 swirl mix...So, would you like a whore with your order, sir?
customer: Well, yes...I think I would...I'll take one of those white whores...
attendant: What kind of sides would you like with that???
customer: I'm sorry, sides? I don't understand?
attendant: We've got goats, midgets, gerbils, whips and chains, donkeys or two little ankle biter white dogs...
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Isn't this "millions of milkshakes" event for charity?
God, what a low class hosebag.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Frito - join me later for the wildly anticipated egg hunt!
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Internet fakers:
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:19pm.
FRITO!
TIGER!!
*swoon*
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TITS! BUNNY TITS! If someone dressed their tits up a bunnies and then flashed those babies in front of me and then got mad at me for not looking at their face I'd be all "SHUT UP BITCH! YOU HAVE NO FACE!"
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
FRITO!
TIGER!!
*swoon*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:27pm.
Do they sell old dying whores?
Because if they do I want an large choco shake with sprikles, an old dying whore dressed as a nun, an Irish nun, they're more badass, a goat, a midget and a whip? do they have fries? does the midget come with a unicycle?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
She looks like Kelly Ripa wit tits.
Tiger - you fucking kill me.
lol! I do a better job using Paint in windows os
Coma Caca!
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I was just thinking yesterday how I hadn't heard about her in a while and how glad I was that her 15 minutes were finally up...then this fuckery!
Why MK, oh Why?!?
Who the fuck looks like that in real life. Please, give me a break.
Submitted by get serious on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:17pm.
Amazing. When I was growing up, a girl being called a slut or a whore due to the way she dressed (slutty) or the way she acted (like a whore) was something women avoided like the plague. Now, for women like this brainless talentless attention demanding skank, it's a career option.
So true, like sleeping with a married man (whom you KNEW was married). I guess the idea of shame no longer exists because these women actually build careers on stuff like this. I wish Warhol had lived to see how right he was.
'kay, I'm not getting the theme of this place due to this ad...Is this a place where you can buy a big ass milkshake and a skanky ho on the side???? Do they have a drive through???
attendant: Welcome to Million Milkshakes, how may I help you?
customer: Yeah, I'd like your extra large chocolate and vanilla milkshake with chocolate sprinkles...
attendant: would you like a whore with that?
customer: uh, I'm sorry what?
attendant: would you like a whore with that? We've got white whores, black whores, hispanic whores, asian whores and our genetic Heinz 57 swirl mix...So, would you like a whore with your order, sir?
customer: Well, yes...I think I would...I'll take one of those white whores...
attendant: What kind of sides would you like with that???
customer: I'm sorry, sides? I don't understand?
attendant: We've got goats, midgets, gerbils, whips and chains, donkeys or two little ankle biter white dogs...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good lord they even have a web page just for publiscists!! http://www.millionsofmilkshakes.com/pr/
Millions of Milkshakes Westfield is now booking celebrities for 2010. Space is limited so submit your requests now. Millions of Milkshakes is the perfect place for all ranges of celebrity publicity events including:
* Celebrity Milkshake Launches
* Book Signings, CD/Song Releases, and Listening Parties.
* Concerts and Performances.
* Benefits, Charity Events, Fashion Shows and much more.
I don't think they're really in the milkshake business do you?
Jesus. The contact email is name@Hollywood.TV. FUCKING PAPARAZZI OWN THIS THING!
Clever in a sick twisted way. Bring the celebrities to them.
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HAs anyone ever been to this milkshake place?
Fuck it.. I may not be crazy about this chick , but as a Cuban I gotta give this girl some credit on rockin the curves...though with photoshop who knows what's real or not
it's just so wrong - her face is hideously over done
hahah where's mr president?!
love the shoes!!
aw geez mike, you made me look. what a sleezy skeezy store that is!
http://www.millionsofmilkshakes.com/
Celebrities who have made signature shakes include Miley Cyrus; Lindsay Lohan; Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian; NFL Reggie Bush; Gwen Stefani; Leonardo DiCaprio; Adam Sandler; La Toya Jackson; L.A. Lakers' Ron Artest; Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond, Kym Johnson, Aaron Carter, and Karina Smirnoff; Paula Abdul; Perez Hilton; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Jaime Kennedy; The Hills stars Heidi and Spencer; Stephanie Pratt; Tim Allen; Ben Stein; Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff, Playboy's The Girls Next Door; Vivica A. Fox; Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon; and Bollywood Superstar Mallika Sherawat.
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why the apron Aubrey?
Beer gut?
Over the Moon Situation?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Omg that doesnt even look like her! She looks like she lost a ton of weight and had something done to her face.
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown." - Kathy Griffin
She's probably the only person a Lohan could legitimately look down on. I wonder if the other Danity Kane chicks laugh at her or pity her? "Millions of Milkshakes" is like the "No Excuses" Jeans that scandalous people like Donna Rice ran to for publicity after she got caught out there with Gary Hart. Donna's a raging church lady now. Will Hoday be seen toting a Good News Bible around town when the milkshake stunt doesn't go down (pun intended)the way she hoped it would?
EW! I just heard on the website video that they have a Jon Gosselin shake with 8 different ingredients, 1/child. ugh.
ok, I checked out the website. We don't have Millions of Milkshakes in Canada, at least not in Montreal.
WOW..its heidi's twin sister...they can be like the olsen twins, but full of plastic..
They should really be more careful. Ads like these make some of us lose our appetites, and that's just not good for business.
What the hell happened to her anyway? I don't think she was ever gorgeous, but she was certainly prettier than this once upon a time.
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Wow, I hope, for her sake, her face is photoshopped and not chopped up.
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Good God! Go to the Millions of Milkshakes website and check the vid that automatically plays. You get ugly Miley Cyrus sounding like a drunk smoker two puffs away from a tracheotomy, and then you have Latoya Jackson in a bright orange wig. I had to leave at that point.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:13pm.
yeah, so what is this add trying to convey?
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It's Million Dollar Milkshakes, man. They like to attract predators...seriously - go back and look at the pics of Shauna's and LaToya's visits there. In the background is all the sleeziest men you could imagine.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Amazing. When I was growing up, a girl being called a slut or a whore due to the way she dressed (slutty) or the way she acted (like a whore) was something women avoided like the plague. Now, for women like this brainless talentless attention demanding skank, it's a career option. Nice pic, by the way, with her sideboob, naked under the bib & jizz dripping down her arm; real classy...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
yeah, so what is this add trying to convey? And why is she naked under her apron? Why are there dogs? I do like the stilletos though and color.
at first glance i thought it was Miley Cyrus photo-shopped.
Her side-boob looks strangely flat.
Is that the size of the typical Millions of Milkshakes milkshake? That looks like about a day's worth of calories.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:02pm.
look at her leg, how you gonna stand in heels like that and have no calf muscle?
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cause she's a fatty
Millions of Famewhores - between Jon Gosselin. Lindsay Lohan, some other trainwreck and now this I can guarantee I'll never buy a shake there.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:02pm.
I almost feel like this picture was taken lying down
Yeah, you are right.
O come THE FUCK ON! Who the fuck is that? Don't fucking lie to me.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I almost feel like this picture was taken lying down
look at her leg, how you gonna stand in heels like that and have no calf muscle?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I am drinking a Berry Blast Smoothie from Energy Kitchen and I know it tates better than what this dirty whore is bringing to the yard
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
That exposed side tit looks weird. Hmmmmm?
GahROSS. She was the precursor to Heidi Montag 2.0.
what the hell sort of angle is her right arm in? is she double jointed or something?
(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)
her eyes look super wonky
no me jodas!
Well that is just unsanitary. And I am not talking about the dogs.
MoM seems to be a station of the LA cross for has-beens and never-has-beens.
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