Why Bother Watching The New Eclipse Trailer?
When you can let the most devoted Twihard in the mental ward watch it for you! Nutty Madam is back again to give you her thoughts on the new full-length trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Don't let her "demon devouring your soul" roar scare you off. Just calmly put your throat back in your neck, talk your ears off the ledge and continue watching. Actually, don't talk your ears off the ledge until you finish watching this, because Nutty Madam's high-pitched screeches can wake Marlee Matlin up from her afternoon nap.
Also, don't let your mind wander to the gallery featuring images of what's going on with Nutty Madam's down low area while she watches this trailer. If you go to that place, the doors will lock behind you, and you won't be able to get back. Just don't buy a ticket for that exhibit and you'll be fine. I think.
(Thanks John)
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imagine how excited she is at the buffet
she just made me hate fat people
that ring is actually a bracelet
and that bracelet is actually a necklace (not a chocker either!)
Man, that is one big ol bucket of crazy you got there! Somebody give this girl her own show on ET or Extra! I like this girl!
i believe this is shrek's sister.
you've just been violated!
THAT's A MAN!!! I got sucked into Twilight (before all the movies) just as much as the next twitwat, but I WOULD NEVER keep friends like her (reference to her comment on friends). No one reacts that retodded for real. Attention Whoring or down right batshit Nucking Futs is my theory.
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¿donde está machín?
Maybe I am strange, but I am finding it difficult to understand the fans shock & amazement from viewing the trailer, I mean, obviously they have read the books & seen the other films, so why all the explosiveness? It's not like they dont know what is going to happen.
OMG! her voice...is this Klhoe's child she gave away when she was 16?
This Bitch...
Molly! You in Danger Girl.
Sorry but I can not stand fat bitch twitards..get the fuck off your crusty computer chair and get some exercise. At least she will probably drop dead from a coronary at 45
Exactly how I imagine twitards to look. Just..... sad.
"Lamar Odom and I are REALLY married!"
"Wanna make something of it?"
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
i think thats really a dude. i really cant make fun of her ass too much b/c she reminded me of me watching glambert on AI. when are these twitards gonna realize that the twilight saga sux ass. aint these bitches eva heard of anne rice for fuck sake?
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I was born with glitta on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace
Holy shitballs. Every time I see this beast I'm knocked out of my chair. If someone ever fucks her the universe will implode.
poor edward
I don't get the Stevie Wonder comment. I mean, he's blind, not deaf.
At least she's not like this one girl who attempted to sing a cover of Kei$ha's "Tik Tok" (that one looked like someone flattened her face from the top to the bottom) or this one guy who has a pimply-skinned fat suit and sounded like Fat Albert (I nearly shat myself when I saw that motherfucker).
i feel sorry for the person that has to medicate this hippo chick..
but this video made my day..my poor dog jumped when she first screamed...LOL
Oh, not her! How the frick is this girl famous on YouTube? Seriously, there's a YouTube user known as themanbatman who makes these bad-ass Marvel/DC videos, and he doesn't get that much notice. Meanwhile, Nutty Madam gets a million comments? I can rest that a majority is not for her antics.
No wonder that guy is allergic to vagina's!
are you saying Stevie Wonder's hearing is so good he can hear her scream from the UK?
anyway, i love big-ass unapologetically loud girls like this - as long as they aren't bitter, mean, sociopathic and ill-mannered on top of it.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:11pm.
angel: I love this girl, hahhahaha my niece and I had many hours of laughs over the last video
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Well, I can tell you where my sister lives and you guys can laugh all the livelong day! Twilight, Star Trek, DragonballZ, Renaissance Fairs...the list is ENDLESS!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
angel: I love this girl, hahhahaha my niece and I had many hours of laughs over the last video she put out for New Moon, I can still hear my niece laughing hysterically now at "THE WOLF"
so, she makes me happy, LOL
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
LOL! And she suddenly becomes my bff at:
What's wrong with her hair?
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
That's the UK version of my sister.
Try not to be too jealous.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
haha Stoney, for a minute I wondered what a Tazer actually was. Then I thought about a cop's tazer gun,but then i realized (and i hope I'm correct) you meant ''teases'' in some foreign accent. What is that western? Southern? I love accents, i wish i were good at imitating them and people.
Hasn't she read the books? Why does Stupid act like every bit of dialog is a surprise.
Damn! The unicorn boy must live in terror of being trapped by one of these twitards. Can you imagine what this moose would do to him if she got her hands on him???
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
shandi, the worst part isn't just that she's proud of being Twilight obsessed and having no life.
The worst part is the thought of what she'll be doing in an actual movie theatre if she acts like THIS over the TRAILER.
Good god, it's just a trailer! As far as trailers go, it's pretty normal. It's exactly what I expected. She must breathe, eat and sleep Twilight. Which means she must be totally lost in a fantasy world and have no actual grip on reality. That's sad.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
When Whitney Houston first sang, "I believe the children are our future," I pray she wasn't singing it about the Twihard population.
And fuck this bitch. She'll probably end up living her days in a "Grey Gardens"-like house with 75 kittens that she cares for, which will all be named after Edward or Jacob.
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See, THIS is why I totally believe that Unicorn Hair is genuinely beleagured and miserable with all the attention. I mean wouldn't you be if you couldn't go out to buy milk without a dozen Satanic-voiced 300-lb Twitards trying to rape you?
Seriously, she will be haunting my dreams with her devil roar. Seriously, is she planning to sacrifice Twilight snarkers on a fiery altar?
I think one of her screams actually shorted out the mike, or elseher scream sounds like feedback.
NO THANKS----I already heard her review of "New Moon," in November
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
*tazes jana in the accent*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
i've broken my youtube vlogging cherry and posted my own video response to the new eclipse trailer. god i cannot believe this bullshit.
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you seem spritely.
Ahaha, wow, her roar, just wow. I love it.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Right now, somewhere in a shady magical forest, a dozen or so wailing unicorns are frantically forging barbiturate prescriptions.
She needs a bong hit in a bad way...seriously, wtf is with Twitards? I'd rather watch my cat eat his own shit than sit through that fuckery...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
this reminds me, it's feeding time for my dog pack, seriously.
I immediately thought this was a chola tranny before I even hit play.
Oh my.
Now I know why Robert is bovered, like all the time.
Is this that zinnia freaks cousin????
SHE'S A BOYCOT HYPOCYTE!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I don't remember being this insane over anything when I was younger and I was pretty crazy over Duran Duran and Johnny Depp(still am). Maybe I was doing it wrong.
Somebody stab this fat bitch in the throat.
I didn't realize it was a Scottish accent. i thought she such a die-hard Twilight fan that she was trying to imitate RPatz's English accent.
In any case Canadians don't sound like that from west coast to east coast. I like the Canadian English, it,s clean and you can understand it unlike some southern accents and even New York accents and other. When I go to NY they know right away I'm Canadian.
Submitted by MrsRedFox on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 4:25pm.
Stevie Wonder is blind, not deaf.
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I was going to say that but then I saw the video and forgot. lol Michael's high again I take it.
Stevie Wonder is blind, not deaf.
Is it me, or does she look like the person in the caption this contest from 2 decades ago?
she's funny.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
I'm sorry I just can't bring myself to watch the video. This girl depressed me way too much with her Twilight ramblings the last time. It seriously gave me the sads.
WTF did I watch?
I was fixated on her lack of lip color and cherry Kool-aid tongue until she rumbled out that Satan voice shit!!!
Those gappy teeth!!
Take a damn pill chick.
sometimes she sounds like "Coco Chandelier" ... You know the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzaOzOSl91Q
Is like the same person.
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"Quentin Tarantino makes me want to wipe my face off, because you know he spits out a saliva tsunami every time he talks" MK