Crazy Ho Stampede At H&M
When an H&M in France opened their gates to start selling Sonia Rykiel's collection for the brand, a mob of mouth-foaming crazies stampeded the joint and were prepared to do whatever it took to get their hands on anything! They ripped each other's fingers off with their bare teefs, decapitated hos with plastic hangers and choked bitches out with poly-blend sweaters that melt in the sun. This is what it looks like when Kirstie Alley and her friends RRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN to Sonic for free root beer floats.
I can understand acting like a lunatic for a free root beer float, but these girls have to buy that crap! It's not like H&M was giving away free 8-inch dicks, bags of Anderson Cooper's magical pubic hair or full economy-sized bottles of whiskey! Someone needs to sic an army of Q-tips on all those rabid poly fuckers.
But I'm sure as each and every one of them did the walk of shame out of the store, they lowered their heads in disgust, because they realized that they just murdered a bitch in cold blood for a $60 dress that will break in the wash. POUR LE SHAME!