Crazy Ho Stampede At H&M

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:27am.

It's obvious running is in their DNA the same way those cheese eating surrender monkeys ran from the Germans in WWII.

Smart, real smart.

You know what's cheaper than H&M and Forever21? Not going there at all.

Besides, by refusing to shop and spend ridiculous money I don't have (and giving money to companies that don't need it) I've found my friends tend to funnel all their hand-me-downs to me instead of donating them or putting them out to consignment.

Sign me up as a charity case, friends WHOOT!

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Not everyone is rich! I also like Forever 21, but you REALLY have to look there. A lot of stuff is cheap looking, but if you're lucky you can find really cute stuff!

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 6:49pm.

H&M does have some nice stuff for girls on a budget. I'm a size 4 and I almost always find something I like. Yea, they have some crappy stuff but they do have a lot of nice stuff.
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I like to purchase accessories from H&M, Forever 21, and Charlotte Rousse. I used to be more of a high/low end shopper. Nowadays I am more of a low end shopper.

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Ugh. What an embarrassment to women. And French women. Never again can they say that Americans are more materialistic and not as classy. Fucking WalMart behavior. Ick.

In regards to shopping on Black Friday take my advice and stay home. Fortunately, I have never been in any situations like this. I noticed that the sales are not that great. "Buy a 42 inch flat screen TV for $299!" What they don't tell you is that there are only two in stock.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 6:49pm.

H&M does have some nice stuff for girls on a budget. I'm a size 4 and I almost always find something I like. Yea, they have some crappy stuff but they do have a lot of nice stuff.
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I like to purchase accessories from H&M, Forever 21, and Charlotte Rousse. I used to be more of a high/low end shopper. Nowadays I am more of a low end shopper.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

H&M does have some nice stuff for girls on a budget. I'm a size 4 and I almost always find something I like. Yea, they have some crappy stuff but they do have a lot of nice stuff. Where do you people shop, exclusively at Bloomingdales and Saks Fifth Ave? Unless you're rich, that's unrealistic. Let's be real.

And I agree with you people about Black Friday. I have a fear of crowds so that crap is a no no for me. Plus in busy seasons (right before Xmas, etc) I can never find my damn size cause so many people here in NY are a size 4. It's super annoying.
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and they think Americans are crazy!?

This is why shopping - ALL shopping - sucks balls. I freaking hate shopping so much that even an empty store feel like this to me! I mean, how can anyone be so satisfied by this? Man, I guess i truly am the anti-consumer.

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I care about how things look on my body, and I won't wear anything I find ugly. Sometimes I like expensive clothes, but most of the time I pass it up.

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Submitted by misskitty on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 1:32pm.

i know, Doesnt the PMS just bring out all the fucking exhaustion in all things utterly futile? xxxx..

I've learned not to get excited about these "designer" collections at low-rent stores like H&M or Target or what have you. It's nothing more than the store's usual shit with a back alley label on it. I remember when Proenza Schouler did a collection for target and I ran to the store to get my hands on a piece. The stuff was so buttfucking ugly. There's none of the charm, quality, prestige, or snobbery that goes with having a true designer piece, so really, why bother?

Yeah, I've been to H&M in four different countries and it is the exact same formula everywhere. There was so much hype for that store in the beginning that whenever I would pass one wherever I was, I would walk in thinking it was going to be fabulous. False!

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Submitted by Squash Posh on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:13am.

for those asking...yes, H&M is VERY different in Europe. In the US, its soooooo crappy.
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That's a matter of opinion. If you're good at mixing and matching pieces, H&M in the US is a good store. It's nice and cheap stuff...if you know how to shop and what look you are going for.
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for those asking...yes, H&M is VERY different in Europe. In the US, its soooooo crappy.
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Oh, it sucks and spits there, too, honey. This here is soul-crushing. It's the same shit everywhere.
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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:39am.

I almost forgot, I agree with the PMS and how sad we have sunk as human beings. Seeing stuff like that makes me want to weep also.

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

To everyone talking about black Friday, I agree! I have never shopped on black Friday. Why would I get up at 4 am just to get a bargain? Or be trampled? No thank you. Plus, I think it is so anti the Christmas spirit to start the season out so obssessed with stuff that you wake up at the crack of dawn and get into fights over stuff. I know, I am a old fashioned nerd who really does believe that Christmas is about more than things.

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

I hate H&M - I might engage in a stampede to get OUT of H&M....

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When does it come out in NY? :)

I don't get it. When I go to H&M I never find anything I like.

Strange.

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Pathetic. I despise shopping under the best of conditions, so that right there is unfathomable.

Also, the clothes at H&M are often ill or oddly fitting, so to randomly grab off the rack there is to ensure you are bringing home a 100% useless item.

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Not that it was too hard to counter her flimsy arguments, she turned out to be pretty dumb and uneducated for a professor, but i really wish i would have had this link back then. It could have saved me a lot of typing.

Submitted by Cabrona on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:23am.
I wonder how many of these people were there to steal.
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Seriously? The hell?

W.T.F.

H&M doesn't carry clothes large enough for 3/4 of those women.

I need to find a way to work "crazy ho stampede" in casual conversation, so it can join "work the ho stroll" in my vocabulary.

LOVE. IT.

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where they giving the stuff for free???

holy shit!!

I wonder how many of these people were there to steal.

I love shopping but I normally go during odd hours when no one is at the stores. Long lines to dressing room, long lines to check-out and people in your way on the racks are such a nightmare.

for those asking...yes, H&M is VERY different in Europe. In the US, its soooooo crappy.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:07am.

There is nothing in any store that is gonna make me wanna 'run with the bulls'... I'd fight a ladies roller derby team on PMS for the last beer, though.
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Ha ha ha ha!

I have NEVER gone shopping on Black Friday, and I never will. I'd rather pay full price if it means I get to go home alive.

It's looks a full contact sport in the above video. Where's the Referee? Most of those bitches belong in the penalty box.

WORD HEKKI:

"I actually LIKE that it's so hit or miss there. There's nothing more depressing than going into a store with a budget like mine and wanting to buy everything you see. If you only see a few things you like, and you're able to afford them, it feels like a triumph, not a fail."
it's like an adventure in there

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I am NOT a shopper...I hate shopping. And NOTHING is worth going into that mess and risking your life. I feel the same way about those IDIOTS at Walmart on Black Friday. Geez, it only STUFF, and there's lots of stuff out there...if you don't get it this time, there will be tons more stuff later.

H&M sucks here in DK. Ugly shit that makes you wonder wtf they're buyers were thinking (they obviously weren't!). I'll buy their tank tops on sale and that's about it.

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Sonne, it sucks here in NYC. I went to the H&M in Westchester mall last week and it was dismal. I think the only thing that was cute was a knit dress that afterward I saw Chelsea Handler is photographed wearing for an Esquire magazine story. It was too tiny for me and I'm a 10/12. So I'm a huge monster for that store. Plus the fabric is cheap shit. Not worth the price, even if it was cheap.

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I know this is mad...I have major PMS, thats my excuse....But I actually found this UPSETTING. Genuinely upsetting that humans are such fucking stupid sheep(s)

(In reference to MK's "boycot" sic letter about "sheep(s)" rears its head once more.

Baaaaaaa you fucking morons Im off to cry and eat chocolate in my Sonia Rykial Jumper I bought in a very calm London H and M in my correct size on a quiet Saturday morning.

FYI its the only one that was 100% wool and is actually quite decent. I like Sonia Rykial but FUCK ME NOT THAT MUCH.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

I HATE cloths shopping, I still wear jeans from when I was in high school and that was over 10 years ago. These people are fucking lunatics. Calm the fuck down its not that serious people!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:30am.

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I believe I do remember it. We didn't have them in my neck of the woods but where my aunt lived, in Fenton, MO (suburb of St. Louis) there was one that I went to when I visited her. I used to get christmas and birthday gifts from there.

misskitty and bowchicka -

I agree! I hate TJMaxx and Ross for the same reason...I can't stand the random way everything is shoved together on rack after rack....I can't put my finger on WHY, exactly, but it just makes me uncomfortable. So, I'm sure I could see a shirt at Ross that I would *hate*, but if I saw that same shirt at a retail store (paired with its mates, in logical order), I would probably like it. Know what I mean?

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

I'm sorry, no piece of clothing is worth risking your life getting trampled on by some crazy. Maybe Johnny Wier's fabulous, glittery wardrobe, but even then....

Anyone here remember Foxmoor? I fucking LOVED that store but it was a little bit too old for me at the time.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 9:58am.

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I love your avie! I have two adult male cats who lie together on the bed like that...one has his "arm" around the other and sometimes a back leg too. And no...their names are not MK and Mah Boo Anderson but I wish they were. ;-)

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Submitted by misskitty on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 9:46am.
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Same here. If I walk into a discount store, such as TJ Maxx, and it is dusty, dirty and without any organization whatsoever, I walk right back out. I can barely put together a sensible outfit with the direction of Garanimals, forget having to paw through racks of misfiled individual pieces. I hate when the sizes are not in their correct slot and you have to look through every size to find yours. I hate paying full retail but I need a more serene environment and mannequins already wearing outfits that I can copy or else I'll come out looking like Mischa Barton.

This H&M stuff is absurd. Everyone is likely grabbing whatever size they can, only because they are going to resell the shit on eBay.

Yeah...if it's not free, there is no since in going crazy like that.

Hell, even if it is free, it better be some item that can do your taxes, fold your laundry, and give you multiple orgasms to earn that kind of response.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

When the H&M a block away from me opened, they were giving away free Tshirts to the first 200 people in the door, and randomly handing out $30 gift cards.

I had sort of planned on going because it was at 10:00 on a weekday morning. Well. The line was around the block and it was mostly teenage girls who should have been in school. I decided it wasn't safe, and waited a few days before I went in there.

I actually LIKE that it's so hit or miss there. There's nothing more depressing than going into a store with a budget like mine and wanting to buy everything you see. If you only see a few things you like, and you're able to afford them, it feels like a triumph, not a fail. I have one cheap dress that cost $30 and I had to stop myself from wearing it every day this past summer.

EvilShoe, no they didn't care. Those hairy bitches were nasty. *shudders*
Brides bring friends & family to grab as many dresses as possible & then trade for the right size.

I'm not that impressed with H&M at all.

H&M sucks here in DK. Ugly shit that makes you wonder wtf they're buyers were thinking (they obviously weren't!). I'll buy their tank tops on sale and that's about it.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:07am.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:09am.

omg! If I knew I was gonna give a show to the public of my goods, I would be shaving and matching beforehand!

No, this is not for me. If I wanted something so bad that I would endure this, I would simply wait in the parking lot and ambush the first bitch that looked to about my size and take her shit.

*puts on roller derby equipment and downs a bottle of midol with the last beer*

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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