The "Over The Moon" Watch
Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman's vagina long enough to get her pregnant, and now he's prancing and pirouetting right over the damn moon. You know the other planets are giving him the "not this bitch too" side-eye.
A source tells Star Magazine that Mario and his girlfriend Courtney Laine Mazza are expecting a baby friend together, "Mario is over the moon with joy since finding out he’s having a baby. She’s approximately three months pregnant and is healthy and happy.”
Mario confirmed the news to his employer Extra, "Courtney and I couldn't be more excited. I've waited my whole life to be a dad, this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra."
You know, my guess is that AC Slater got into Jessie's Spanos caffeine pills and that shit took him so high that he floated into the galaxy. I'm so NOT excited about AC being over the moon. Mario can redeem himself by naming his kid Screech, Lisa Turtle or Miss Bliss.
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
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That baby might be cute.
I meant to mention this last night, but as I said last night, I've always vaguely assumed Mario was gay.
I became convinced of his homo ass when he and Eva LongWHORIA started showing up at dinners and late-night nightclubs all the time, hugging, kissing (not making out) while her husband, Tony Parker, was out on the road with the Spurs.
Ummm...yeah.
Tony's gonna let his hot wife hang out with that dude while he's outta town.
Unless...
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:16am.
Yeah, I'd rather have divorced parents too.
Either way there's going to be drama, but at least don't raise your child all confused and bitter about relationships.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I don't know this sounds like a turkey baster deal to me-this guys queer as a three dollar bill! Maybe there was a whole lot of tequila involved along the way. Come on this guys been playin the skin flute for years!
Who writes this fucking shit? Who in PR hell actually thought that "over the moon" is a classy thing to say in every statement?
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/over-the-moon.html
I wonder if it was consensual? He's got a baaaaad rep for (allegedly) not taking no for an answer. I never thought he was gay, just an (alleged) date rapist.
This message has been brought to you by don'tsuemyass and the power of "alleged".
He's waited his whole life to be a dad? So why hasn't he ever married one of his girlfriends and put some thought into trying to have a baby with them and settle down? I'll tell you why...because he is a selfish arrogant prick. Was he just waiting to knock one of them up accidentally like this scenario? Nice.
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BROKEN CONDOM BABY!!!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell: """Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman's vagina long enough ""
So therefore since Mario is a homosexual this was LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!"
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Submitted by Centaurious: "Also, perhaps touched with Down's (NOTHING against Down's children) because every single pic you ever see of that douchebag, he has his fat, sloppy, wet tongue sticking out."
Oh my GOD, you bitchez! That made me laugh so damn hard I almost fell over. My abs hurt!
Congratulations to Mario and his girlfriend Courtney.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 1:16am.
I believe that show was called The Other Half. (I'm ashamed that I know that.)
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""Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman's vagina long enough ""
So therefore since Mario is a homosexual this was LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:33am.
Poor lady!
Mario Lopez is just one of "those" full of shit men who present this front of wanting to get married and raise a family, but when facing the reality that marriage and parenthood isn't ALL ABOUT HIM, cheats.
Really, stay single. No-one's forcing you at gunpoint to settle down.
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Ditto. Hate those guys. They want to take up all this responsibility and then when they realize it's hard they skirt. Then it's all "THE BABY/PRESSURE MADE ME CHEAT". Bitch, your peen made you cheat. At least be a man about it and stop blaming your wife and/or child.
I never understood why men who cheat stay married. If you want to fuck around, fine, get a divorce and go crazy. No one is forcing you to get/stay married. If they're staying married for their children, I reckon I'd prefer having divorced parents than parents who stay together and are miserable because one of them can't keep it in their pants.
Yeah, quit polluting those beautiful night-skies you spaced-out sluts!
Poor lady!
Mario Lopez is just one of "those" full of shit men who present this front of wanting to get married and raise a family, but when facing the reality that marriage and parenthood isn't ALL ABOUT HIM, cheats.
Really, stay single. No-one's forcing you at gunpoint to settle down.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
He's a dog...he'll cheat on her just like he did the Doritos chick..On their honeymoon to boot!
As others have stated, I think he is gay and this is another Matthew McCaughney pregnancy. Does anyone remember Mario in that man's version of the View? It had Danny Bonaduce, Dick Clark (yes him), and some random black guy. Forgot what it was called.
Did he knock that chick up so he could talk about it on EXTRA?
Well, if she loses the baby he could always beat somebody up.
When it comes to your job, there are always options.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
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Another baby conceived at the urging of some agent or studio PR person and who will be end up suffering from being raised by indifferent, self-centered assholes.
I vote we get Bacall to beat down this D-bag's ass.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:16pm.
<"I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra.">
Well, back to Lauren Bacall and her statement that celebs who can't separate their personal life from their public one are "vulgar" and "sick". She should have gotten 2 Oscars instead of one the other night for this wisdom.
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yep... just sayin...........
and, didn't you just love her for all her quotes!?!? (just put your lips together and ablow) no one better than Bacall! just sayin........
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
"I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra."
Could this famewhore-playah be more of a dipshit if he tried? Don't think so.....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
AH fucking double post!! Not sure how this "stealing internet" thing works since I just wanted to reload the page and posted my comment again!!
Thanks NitWitty!!
I miss reading dlisted so much!
Night everyone!
ON TOPIC: He might not be gay but I agree with the person who said he looks like a child, not attractive to me at all. How old is he anyway?
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PAQUITA!!! HAI!
I'm just glad you can get to US no matter where you are! Good luck, babay!
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Hey people!! I haven't been online in weeks...at least not in here.
For those who know...two months ago I was laid off and I'm moving back home since I don't have a visa anymore. Will stay home for at least 2 months while I process a new one so that I can come back to the US.
Is been a pain in the ass and my last day here is Friday. It's sad..but I know i'll be back so I have that to look forward and being with my family. Hopefuly I will online soon since I'm stealing "the internetz" from who knows who.
And I'm not sure this message will be posted or if I can refresh. Just wanted to say hi and I'm glad to see the mostly everyone here.
so there it is, going to bed in a couple of min. Hoping this message posts and I can read some more dlisted. The cafe place I go and connect from has dlisted blocked AND IT FUCKING SUCKS!! But I will be enjoying it soon from home. YAY
Going to miss five guys the most! mmmmmh going to get my last burger in a couple of months till I'm back!
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Okay, I've been conviced for years that Mario Lopez is gay.
Also, perhaps touched with Down's (NOTHING against Down's children) because every single pic you ever see of that douchebag, he has his fat, sloppy, wet tongue sticking out.
You just know he thinks it looks sexy.
Ick.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Paquita!!! Hurry back and enjoy your time away!!! Will keep good thoughts heading your way. xoxox
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Hey people!! I haven't been online in weeks...at least not in here.
For those who know...two months ago I was laid off and I'm moving back home since I don't have a visa anymore. Will stay home for at least 2 months while I process a new one so that I can come back to the US.
Is been a pain in the ass and my last day here is Friday. It's sad..but I know i'll be back so I have that to look forward and being with my family. Hopefuly I will online soon since I'm stealing "the internetz" from who knows who.
And I'm not sure this message will be posted or if I can refresh. Just wanted to say hi and I'm glad to see the mostly everyone here.
so there it is, going to bed in a couple of min. Hoping this message posts and I can read some more dlisted. The cafe place I go and connect from has dlisted blocked AND IT FUCKING SUCKS!! But I will be enjoying it soon from home. YAY
Going to miss five guys the most! mmmmmh going to get my last burger in a couple of months till I'm back!
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<"I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra.">
Well, back to Lauren Bacall and her statement that celebs who can't separate their personal life from their public one are "vulgar" and "sick". She should have gotten 2 Oscars instead of one the other night for this wisdom.
Yeah he married Ali Landry and immediately whored around, so she got an annulment.
I'm amazed he's only knocked up one girl. Unless, you know, he secretly prefers the peenz.
I do not like when a grown ass man looks like a child still. I know I might be in the minority here , but I do not find dimples on men attractive .. women can work it but not a grown man. ICK.
pver the moon except he didnt want to marry her and now he knocker her up and is fucked for the next 21 yrs...she has baby insurance now...he;s done
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The war isn't working.
My gaydar pings on ML, thought this moron was gay.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
OMFG - Mario Lopez is not gay AND he has a girlfriend!? My reality just came crashing down all around me!
And, btw, for reasons I cannot fully explain here I take personal offense to any jokes about "Miss Bliss". You have been warned.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Isn't he the douche who cheated on his fiance at his bachelor party and then they were only married a few months? Can't think of his ex-wife's name but I think it was the doritos chick. This guy is a serial cheater, what the hell is his current girlfriend smoking to procreate with him. ick
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Yep, Ali Landry--the chick in the 3-D Doritos commercial.
I would love to see his face the first time the kid pukes on him.
Submitted by Claire_Bear on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:54pm.
Isn't he the douche who cheated on his fiance at his bachelor party and then they were only married a few months? Can't think of his ex-wife's name but I think it was the doritos chick. This guy is a serial cheater, what the hell is his current girlfriend smoking to procreate with him. ick
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I've always thought of him as a really sleazy straight dude b/c of all those cheating stories so I'm confused by posts suggesting he's gay. Of course, he could have cheated on her and the others with men but it never really occurred to me.
I'd bet he's going to show the birth on Extra.
I hope the baby isn't born with the jheri curl he had from SBTB.
Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:01pm.
This guy is going to pimp this poor baby out on Extra, just watch. Gag.
I thought this poof was out and proud...so, he's Tom Cruisin' his TV tabloid 'cover our ass' game on not outting his manhole fillin' ways but only if he knocks some skank up while under contract? Got it...Lucky contract kid....NOT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He hosts "Pet Star" on Animal Planet. My kids love that show.
This guy is going to pimp this poor baby out on Extra, just watch. Gag.
So he got his beard pregnant? I'm sure a turkey baster was involved. He and Ali didn't divorce cuz he cheated== she found out he was a flaming homo...
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Mario is pretty smart to plug "Extra" with this. I think it's great to have an infant pimping male equivalent of Kendra wurking this shit now. Milk those babies!
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Submitted by morbo on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:11pm.
He slept with a woman?
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Hahahahahahahaha! Really! Never would have imagines that! He was on that crap show Sunset Tan (how I miss that show!) and any dude that goes to a tanning bed, is light in the loafers, IMO.
He's so damn cutesy; way too pretty for my tastes. Nice bod, but looks like he waxes every hair off of his body. I do know that he just adopted a French Bulldog named Julio; it is the cutest little thing.
If he's so fucking happy, maybe he should marry his baby-mama.
ETA: Just read the other posts. Never mind; it's probably better that he doesn't marry her.
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He slept with a woman?
A biological one?
Damn, I owe someone a Coke.
Submitted by mike: "I still can't believe he's straight."
I know, right? Personally, I think he's one of those "straight" guys who lets gay guys blow him after he's had too many beers.
I suspect that this was not a planned pregnancy. Or the condom just broke.
If there is one thing that is obvious about Mario is that he does not strike me as a man who was looking for fatherhood. Or a wife.
So I see this girl as trying to work her way onto the "Michael K Gold-digging Hall of Fame List".