The Delusional Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

She'll always be a loser and a sleaze just like her Daddy.

bitch please! No one was thinking of Lindsay Lohan when they saw that commercial. No refers to your daughter as just Lindsay. And the fact that your suing is the reason all of us "babies" are having a laugh at the expense of your stupid ADULT child who, by the way, isn't just a drunk, she's also a drug addict and a has-been. Oprah or Madonna? Are you kidding me? Here's the difference. Oprah and Madonna have enough money and success that the "little shit" is beneath them. Your pathetic mess of a family has very little to ride on these days and your using the "little shit" to try and make more money. Here's a thought. Get a fuckin job!

I read about this mess. I hope the judge throw this lawsuit and Lindsay out on her ear.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

And what will Miss Blohan do when E*Trade points out that the baby spells her name "LindsEy", or "Lindsee", or "Lindsea", or "Lindzee", or "Lindzey", or....well, you get the picture. And she thought her career was dead before....LOL!

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan

Both of these "ladies" have bats in their brains.

Snake lips. This bitch has snake lips. Or her mouth could resemble the sucker end of a tape worm.
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@Mabel: You could be right - I've been thinking the same thing myself.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Basically....I don't give a dizzy fuck and basically, if the baby was called Hohan or Fire Crotch..then the bitch might have a case.

"Fuck me running..."

Ahhh..since the two youngest don't have a chance at a hollywood career even with all the plastic surgery Ali Lohan has had, Momma had to come up with some other idea to pay for her drug problems.

ubmitted by TopTwitsBlog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:50am.
Orange Oprah needs to forget the commercial and take care of her daughers tweets.

Crazy girl wha?
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go. thefuck. away.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

Someone please poison this bitch, run her over, shoot her, stab her...anything, just rid us of her stupidity and her whore offspring.

Thank you.

Basically, WO, you're a fucking idiot.

Carry on.

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Lacey Icecreamsherbet's annoying image has been burned into our minds. Public perceptions don't change.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

This family is so sick and delusional. They'll take any press they can get. Can we get them to move to another country or something? ________________________________________________
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Submitted by music lover on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 9:49am.
Saw Mean Girls on tv the other day. That movie was what, 5 years ago, maybe? What an epic downfall in such a short time. It must kill Lindsay that Amanda Seyfried and Rachal McAdams were at the Oscars and she's dumpster diving as we speak.

omg that was Amanda Seyfried who played the dumb girl? :D

I bet Lacey Chabert is similarly pissed...wonder why her career won't take off? but I digress.

Thanks, Bow. Social media is the new "it" marketing model.

It's playing with fire, but ...whatever. Even huge, poewrful companies can make dumbass marketing decisions. It defies the law of perception, meaning it works in the short term, but market share drops below average in the long term. Extending a line, or defyng perception becomes a drug...a very bad addiciton can ensue.

I think it takes REAL balls to remain solid and consistent with branding...and that means being boring.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 9:33am.

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Mabel, you may just be a genius! I love your theory and it is not out of the realm of possibility.

I hate these baby eTrade commercials. One of my professors has us watch these and write essays on them. He loves them.

Just wait til he assigns this one, I'm totally using Dlisted as a source.

Saw Mean Girls on tv the other day. That movie was what, 5 years ago, maybe? What an epic downfall in such a short time. It must kill Lindsay that Amanda Seyfried and Rachal McAdams were at the Oscars and she's dumpster diving as we speak.

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' " Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter after the big game."

Something tells me they were both drunk at the time this conversation happened.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Wow, I just realized we might all be dumbasses.

It's highly possible they already paid Linds--she could be in on it. It could be that they purposefully made the reference a bit obscure--just enough to spark a huge debate, "is it, or isn't it?," and had Lindsay be the one to start the ball rolling with her tweet...so that she could sset the stage to file a (fake) lawsuit that would get everybody in on the conversation...resulting in every single media outlet replaying that commercial over and over again for more free publicity. Ugh.

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Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

I can honestly say that when I have seen this commercial, I never once thought of Lindsay Lohan or thought E Trade was parodying Lindsay Lohan. Talk about being full of yourself...Ridiculous.

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Oh, you!! *musses your hair*

E-Trade is SO cashing in on this, big time.

I believe the person who designed that baby character ABSOLUTELY knew what they were doing. Right down to the black and white bow motif on the baby's shirt (remember La Lohan's skull phase?) I'm observant that way.

"Lindsay" + man(er..baby?)-stealing baby whore + "milk-AHOLIC" + black & white bow (skull cop) t-shirt?

E-Trade is getting millions of dollars worth of free air time on TV/Drive time radio/Internet/print media....all across the fucking world right now.

And E-Trade is hoping and praying there is so much Lohan-hate out there that the public will snub her by snubbing this reference to her. And IT'S WORKING! BRILLIANT!!!

So let's all go buy some stock now.

Pip cheerio...... and

Carry on.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:26am.

From the Post:

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?'
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olol I love it. "MOMMY I WAS WATCHING TV AND THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF ME I JUST KNOW IT THEY WERE!!!"

From the Post:

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' " Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter after the big game."

It's so laughable. NO jury is going to buy her crackhead daughter having the attention span for 5 minutes to have watched "the big game". I read this morning like 48 hours before this lawsuit was announced that some site had a story of the "reconciliation" between White Oprah and Michael Lohan and how the scummy attorney handling this case (a woman who looks like W.O.) is someone who's done legal work for him. The Lohans have GOT to be flat broke and concocted this scam, probably the father getting back in their good graces with "I have this plan". Hope there's a backlash and crackhead is even more toxic in the industry.

I'm sure her claim is news to Lindsay Buckingham or Lindsay Crouse. Not like CHER or OPRAH or MADONNA where very few if any have the same name as you do. Lindsay is a very common (appropriately so in this case) name.

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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."

We should start placing bets on the following:
1. When Lindsay will die.
2. How long it will take the Lohan's to sue the makers of Happy Feet for being one of the contributors of Lindsay's death.
3. How long it will take the Lohan's to utter the either phrase: "We didn't know there was a problem." or "We did everything we could."

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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)

I find it disturbing how White Oprah looks waxy on photos and mummified on video. Exactly how old is she? I wouldn't guess younger than 60. I'm not saying that crack/baby plastic surgery/tons of make-up didn't have an effect, but you can see why Ali and Lindsay age so quickly just by looking at their mother.

What I really want to know is, whatever happened to that kid Michael Lohan had with another woman? Boy, did that girl draw the short straw, daddy-wise. She's still cute as a button. I imagine she's trying to keep out of the public eye and I can't blame her... still, she's still the Fortunate Lohan Who Got Away by not sharing Dina's genes.

I can't think of Lindsey's mom without calling her "White Oprah". I was chatting with a co-worker about pop culture and shit and actually called her White Oprah, my co-worker was like "what?"

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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Maybe if the baby was sucking on a crackpipe this lawsuit might have a smidge of merit.

*grrrrrr* at the overuse of 'basically', also 'literally'. Only twits use these words as filler to try to sound intelligent.

I can barely muster up the energy to pay attention to this story. Lindsay is not the type of name to be considered a one name moniker. Its just a common name. When I hear Lindsay, it is the same as hearing Eileen or Susan. Its just not supposed to register anything other than a female name.

Ha ha ha! Just got back from Paris. I was sitting in a park when we saw a scrawny crackhead walking around looking off her face. Took us two minutes to realize it was Lindsay! She is so fucking skinny and dirty. It was kind of sad the way she was all alone, but she put herself in that situation.

Oh and she was sat at all the shows looking thirsty and being completely ignored by all the photogs. Maybe she's a little news worthy in America but in Europe nobody gives a fuck. I doubt half the ppl even knew who she was or how she got in.

Snideychick sez:

I guess this is the "Lohan Mayhem" that Lindsey promised us earlier this year.

I usually like people to keep their promises. In this case I'll pass.

What's wrong with Dina Lohan's mouth?

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Hopelessly pathetic family.

Moving on...

Someone needs to sick Gordan Ramsay on this family - PISS OFF

The problem with cats is that they get the same look whether they've seen a moth or an axe murderer ~ Paula Poundstone

I'm seriously thinking about dyeing my hair "dark chestnut brown" like Dina Lohan.

However, I'd have to fly to Long Island to do it, and what can I say, I'm broke.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

I would have like to have seen the "Stupid's With Me" person in the shot, personally.

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Submitted by Fandango on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:04am.
When I hear "Lindsay" I still think of Lindsay Wagner, the Bionic Woman, not the talentless, skeezed out, Queen of the Booger Sugar.
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BLASPHEMER! Why that's blasphemy if I ever saw it, Fand!!

*crosses self..quickly..really quickly..faster than Steve's eye could catch or Jaime's ear could pick up*
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!

When I think of lindsay imbibing, it is always 100% coke or meth, NOT booze. Boooze is like breakfast cereal for her.

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When I hear "Lindsay" I still think of Lindsay Wagner, the Bionic Woman, not the talentless, skeezed out, Queen of the Booger Sugar.

It just occurred to me how likely it is that LiLo was a big ol' joke to SamRo. Samantha is part of the aristocracy. I remembered in her yearbook, how she promised that she'd be famous by the age of 30. I think of the fact that she is merely a DJ...and much like DJ AM, her only claim to fame is her association with a celebrity. Once Sam was known in her own right she dropped LiLo's ass. And none of her socialite friends liked her anyway. But it's weird how she was SO supportive getting LiLo out of rehab and away from her dad and straight to coke party.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Get a fucking J-O-B bitch...and most likely it'll have the word "BLOW" in front of it and $10 each, after.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!

Blohan needs to overdose and take her family with her.
100 million! Please. She should have her azz fined for a frivolous lawsuit.

Milk-oholic, even better.

I love commenting on this post. Yeah Lindsay Milk-alcoholic isn't a far stretch to guess who it could be referring to, but it doesn't have to be. Either way, she can't win. Poor Lindsay, not only can't you trust your lawyer but your mother either.

What i wanted to say is that I've never even heard or seen this commercial, but by bringing shit like this to light, the Lohans aren't helping themselves. Great publicity for E-Trade, another shitty publicity for the Lohan corner.

Lohan should get a new PR team and publicists and go the Tiger Woods route. Go for a 6 week stint in rehab, admit you're an imbecile and you're sorry and admit you have problems...you know do stuff along those lines. Quit pulling stunts like this over and over! She should work on herself or appear to until she's convinces the public! People are more forgiving than they appear to be, but it would take time.

or option B - don't quit what you doing and keep on amusing us and burning bridges and destroying yourself.

And her finger is too long. When it comes to people I hate, I'm never in the mood for overlooking weird shit like that.

The ad is obviously meant to mock Lindsay. But, since Lindsay is such a common name, they will never be able to prove it, and the ad is twice better because of this.

Cher and Madonna? BITCH PLEASE!! And what's wrong with your face?? Is she so tight in coke that she can never smile properly? Good God.

One More: OF COURSE White Oprah jumped on this. She prolly thinks her lil girl is a genius: "Why didn't *I* think of that! O hunny! You make me so proud!" *barfs*

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

if this even see's the light of day in court I'll eat my socks. E-trade are already denying it had anything to do with Lindsay Lohan and that it was in reference to a Lindsay working at their co....Lohans lawyer comes up with statements like ''...why didn't they name the baby Suzanne instead?'' well perhaps b/c Suzanne Surandon or Suzanne Boyle would then sue them for 100$ million? At least they have existent careers and are successful. The lawyer can't even come up with better arguments than the crazy Lohans. And if he convinced lohan she had a chance he lied and just wanted a paycheck at the end of the day,week, month, however long this fuckery takes to get dismissed.