Wednesday, March 10th 2010

The Christmas Trees Have Won!

Fox is expected to announce that 24's time is finally up and its 8th season will be its last. This is what Variety says. They are saying that Fox will release a statement in the next couple of days announcing that 24 has been canceled. I guess this isn't exactly pube-pulling news and many saw it coming.

Apparently, 24's ratings aren't what they used to be and the show costs too much to produce. Fox also wants to begin production on a 24 movie and they can't go forward with this until the show is off the air.

I don't think I've seen one episode of 24, but I have a friend (yes, I have one friend) who is on that shit like a wolverine on a tree. One time I called him to go and get a waffle cone with me and his response was, "Fuck off. 24 is on." So the next time I invite him out for a waffle cone, I can say, "Fuck on. 24 is off!"

And I'm re-thinking the title of this post. I think the Christmas trees have lost. Now that Kiefer Sutherland has more free time, he will most likely spend his days and nights tackling any Christmas tree he comes across!

QUICK! Get all the Christmas trees to the safe house. By the "safe house," I mean my mom's backyard. Seriously, every year my mom always misses the deadline for Christmas tree pick-up, so she just throws it in her backyard with the others. It's like a refugee camp for Christmas trees back there.

Posted by: Michael K


AprilReign's picture

I'm relieved I am not the only one who hasn't even watched this show - especially when that person is MK because .....well, he's MK - he has exquisite taste....just look at...Anderson Cooper.

My main objection was, it was definitely one of those shows where you must get into it and stay hooked and keep watching to follow along. sorta like Lost. I just can't make that kind of commitment

my second reservation to watching it had to do with how they would draw the timeline out into actual time...that sounded like chinese water torture only with seconds instead of drops of water adding up to an hour

OHPLEAZ's picture

As a long time 24 fan, I have to say it is time that they end this show! Season 7 wasn't bad but it seriously jumped the shark with Tony being back from the dead! Season 8 just really sucks in general! I mean I am still watching it but the show has seriously gone down hill!

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

Echo27's picture

Shit, MK...I thought my parents were the only ones with the Christmas tree graveyard. They currently have four in their backyard.

Khensu Hetep's picture

...I thought that 24 had ended a few years ago.

I like Keifer Sutherland, though.

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atropos's picture

I wonder if his dick is as stubby as his fingers.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Fuck on...24 is off - I'm still laughing. Great.

cprincess's picture

Ive never watched 24 either but I know a ton of people who are non responsive when its on-my mom included -is it a mom type show??
I cant help liking Keifer Sutherland-hes obviously a total nut job whose fried his brains but he seems kinda cool and if he's got a thing for christmas trees thats alright with me....

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govt_cheese's picture

I didn't know 24 was still on ... is it still on? Like USA channel or something?

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

HOFFERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAZ MISSED YOU HWORE!!!!!!!!!!!

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psst, I haz a fartBook page now.....

on topic: NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW! And I am sick of it always winning Emmy's.
TEAM FUCK OFF 24!!!

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Madam Pince's picture

Glenn Beck will have a shit fit -- this is reportedly one of his favorite shows. I've only seen a few seconds of it, usually after "House" concludes.

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christine the hoff's picture

i was in the puzzle factory, or the basket making factory, whatever's funnier.
I missed all of you"!!!

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No Words's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:14am.
knick nack, motherfuckas, the hoff is back!

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Good to see you! Glad you are back!

Stock Broker's picture

On Topic: Whatever.
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Stock Broker's picture

Christine Hoff ~
my muse is back! Geezus, where the hell have you been? I've been asking about you.

Update us on OP. I'll be in/out today.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:14am.

knick nack, motherfuckas, the hoff is back!
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holy shit its christine

tasty dish's picture

corey haim and keifer sutherland in back to back posts. it's like 1987 all over again.

*moves The Lost Boys to top of Netflix queue*

christine the hoff's picture

I wound up in the looney bin. long fucking story, but there you go...
I missed you assholes~ I'm at my sis's I didn't pay my asstax, interweb bill yet.

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islandgirl's picture

CTH??? *rubs eyes* Holy shit. Come on in, muthafuckah!!

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mike's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:14am.
knick nack, motherfuckas, the hoff is back!

Welcome back! I was thinking about you a few days ago, wondering where you'd been.

KD's picture

CTH!!?!!!!- where you been?

KD's picture

I watched the first season. My parents are into it, and I think I was living with them at the time. Now I like to call them while its on just to annoy them.

Meeshie's picture

I've never seen a single minute of this show. Keifer's nose & voice irritate me too much. Kinda like the lead actor from "House". I don't know what it is but certain actors bug me so much that I can't even watch them for 10 seconds.

christine the hoff's picture

knick nack, motherfuckas, the hoff is back!

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islandgirl's picture

Good. Now he'll have more time to do this.

http://www.pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kiefer-sutherland-...

And this.

http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/images/2007/12/kiefer-sutherland_121207-thumb...

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Soultonic's picture

I never watched 24 either but I'd hit it with Keifer. Something about that bad boy vibe of his turns me on.

Secret Original's picture

Will a 24 movie be 24 hours long?

Bunnyman's picture

You have to love it when Jack Bauer goes apeshit on all the bad guys. And I will so miss Chloe O'Brian looking like she's constantly smelling a really bad fart.

Without 24 there's nothing good to watch on Monday nights. I can only put up with so many weepy interventions and batshit hoarders.

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Few Words's picture

shudda been cancelled 2 seasons ago
show now suxs

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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:00am.
I'll take that Uncle now Evil_Cupcake. *sniff*

I'm not usually an emotional eater but today's really bad for me.

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Here Evil Shoe, have an Uncle, and an Aunt! *hands over relatives*

Enjoy, since we have no joy left on monday nights! : (

Morbidosity's picture

By the "safe house," I mean my mom's backyard. Seriously, every year my mom always misses the deadline for Christmas tree pick-up, so she just throws it in her backyard with the others. It's like a refugee camp for Christmas trees back there....bwwwaaahhha. I would love to meet this lady. The way MK talks about her.... she should be HSOTD !!

On Topic - Never saw the show.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:00am.

Yep. I usually just watch the DVD sets like a marathon!

I want to find that clock countdown sound for my ringtone.

yahbutnobut's picture

he's a hot piece!

TheBreakdown's picture

I watched thıs show when I lıved ın the States and I got hooky-hooked, but you really need to watch ıt every week to stay ın the know and I just cannot allow somethıng on TV that much of my tıme.

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I'll take that Uncle now Evil_Cupcake. *sniff*

I'm not usually an emotional eater but today's really bad for me.

*blinks*

What? They can't do this, how am I gonna get my Keifer/Jack fix? He's so hot in that show.

*cries*

Man, that sux! 24 is the only decent show on Monday night! Figures, cancel the good shows and keep the crap on!

*kicks muffin tin across floor*

BASTARDS!

borg queen's picture

I am a 24 fanatic since season 1. Its an awesome show where Keifer is such a bad ass. LOve it!!!!!

TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.