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A Wolverine Humping A Tree!
When I first read the headline "Wolverine making sweet, sweet love to a tree" over at Fark, I figured it was just going to be a story about Hugh Jackman riding a big piece of wood again. But when I clicked over to the SF Chronicle, there was a picture of an actual wolverine expressing his undying love to a tree. The story says that this is the first time in 90 years a wolverine has been caught on camera in California. And of course, he was caught doing the Barry White to a sessy tree trunk.
Wolverines are just like all of us. We're all just going through life, humping trees and picking splinters out of our genitals before we go on to hump the next tree.
And a zoologist told me this is how Kate Gosselin does her hair every morning. Or should I say, this is how Kate Gosselin's hair does itself every morning.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:28pm.
I did that a few times.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Question is: who the fuck hangs out in the woods at 03.34am!?!
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LMAO! I thought wolverines were fictional animals up until now.
D'oh!
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Ok Ok, YES. I went to the SF Chronicle site to read about the wolverine humping a tree. But I shut the laptop when I read "Hair samples and scat have been picked through by scientists"
I could go no further.
Like none of us Bitches haven't been waiting for Hugh Jackman to be videotaped humping some wood!
>Mike's my Pusha'<
Knocking wood?
Riding the pine?
Ok I stop now. ;0)
Wolverine sex tape in 3..2..
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
*waits for them to blame it on global warming/climate change*
WOLVERINES!!!!
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Boo!! Wolverines!! MK, you better have a story about a badger tomorrow!!!
Heck, yeah, I'm getting into March Madness ;)
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She got every kind except the platinum. Congratulations, Justyna Kowalczyk!! :)
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/354998-polish-skiing-star-wins-big-in...
now thats fking love
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Oh, get a room, you two!
Der Humpink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbGcRJUDu0
"I figured it was just going to be a story about Hugh Jackman riding a big piece of wood again."
Fuck, me too. What a disappointment:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
surprised it's not Blohan AGAIN!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It's 3:34 AM, can't a Wolverine have sexay times in peace?!?!?!?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:52am.
Corey Haim DEAD OF AN OD!!!!!
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Corey Haim DEAD OF AN OD!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It looks like he's trying to climb it, not hump it.
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