The Mites Have Returned Home!

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:13pm.

Honestly, even though Spears doesn't bother me, I could understand why people dislike her and I understand what you're saying. My post is more or less directed at the people who need to out a bunch of flaws that should pretty much be a non-issue to the rest of us.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Aw Khensu! I know - it's hard on DListed cuz we DO divorce from reality to smack these hos down. We're just pissed cuz she gets $700,000 a month to look like shit and perform badly...while we're all out here tryna do out best for barely a percentage of that.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Is that an engagement ring?!

Starbucks must be pretty desperate.

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Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210

Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:18am.

Beefy? I fail to see where the fuck all this "beef" is at that you keep pointing out.

Oh wait, you can't count her ribs. MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS.

And the sagging tits bit? How can you tell that they're sagging? She's wearing a full-length shirt that doesn't show ANYTHING. Oh wait, I guess that because her boobs look natural and her nipples aren't pointed upward at her throat that she decidedly needs a set of bolt on Franken-tits.

Does her hair look sloppy? It does. Does her makeup look like she did it at a red light during traffic? It does, but in all due fairness there's nothing wrong with the woman's body, except for people's moronic expectations.

For as much as I love D-Listed, I do think that it's a load of shit how many people act like they've never seen a realistic tit before. Well, shocker, but REAL breasts aren't always perfectly erect, or round, or even for that matter and, no, it isn't always THEIR fault. Sorry to piss on your picnic.

I try very hard to avoid posting in Britney Spears threads not because I'm a Britard, but because some of these posts actually trigger a visceral reaction because they're so fucking vapid and out of touch with reality, it's disturbing.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 2:16pm.
Brits was at my mall?! That explains that manure-ish smell in the air yesterday.
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FAIL. Britney made the mall smell BETTER. What you smelled was the rush of the United Nations crowded trailing after her.

Her hairline has really receded! In the lower thumbnails her hair doesn't look greasy. She probably washes it less than once a day to keep from losing more. I really can't hate on Britney. I want her to be hot again like she was when she tore her clothes off at that awards show.

Brits was at my mall?! That explains that manure-ish smell in the air yesterday.

Oh Brit Brit, you poor little dirty girl. I just want to give you a good washing with some hot water and soap. Whatever happened in your noodle we will never know. UNLESS SOMEONE CAN GET THE MEDICAL RECORDS???????? Yes - I want to know because if I had all that money, I'd look smoking hot everyday until I was dead!!

You know, if I were a hairstylist I would refuse to work on this bitch, cause it's a colossal waste of time. Why put lipstick on a pig when it's just gonna go roll in the mud anyway? I wouldn't spend all day bonding hair extensions in one by one just for this idiot to never comb them & go days without bathing.

It is quite obvious that she sleeps in her makeup too, which is so nasty it makes me uuurp in my mouth a little. Raccoon eyes & acne- yeah, thats preferable taking the time to wash your face at night. It takes like 2 minutes total to wash your face, what a lazy ass. Imagine scraping your nail down her cheek, imagine the crud that'd be stuck under it. Is it really THAT much work to bathe, Britney? You know, they make dry shampoo, you don't even have to get wet anymore! Jesus. I would hate to be walking behind her, in case the wind blows her stench in my face. I can't believe someone in the public eye like that would practice such poor hygiene. I'm a nobody and I shower daily unless I'm just too dead tired, and even then I don't go more than every other day.

Fucking gross pig.

Seriously, how fucking hard is it to WASH your goddamned hair?

UGH!

DIE BITCH!

Hey, at least she's wearing a bra!

Maybe the mall is to Britney what Wal-Mart is to us 'normal' people; somewhere you gotta go grab something and it doesn't matter what you look like?

God-will you look at this family?
Talk about you cant take the trailer park outta the girl.....
I have to say Im starting to feel sorry for Britney though-she is clearly not all there -
wtf happenned to this girl?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:53am.

Submitted by JaneDoe on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:51am.

He has...a few weeks ago.
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I thought it was only the contestants..not the pairing...like Mophead is partnered with Ochochinco or something like that and Licecheck with the Mormon Girl

Black leggings are supposed to be slimming. Poor Shitney can't do anything right!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:08am.
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I figured that it hit a bit close to home. No worries! Now, go home and slam a few cold ones.

And no more cuntwipes, missy!! :)

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Lawdy, Britney surely does look beefy and sad with those sagging tits! She can do something about her weight and her appearance. The gal has the money to clean up her act but won't. Guess she should have never had the chance for the big money and stayed in the trailer park in Louisiana!

@Islandgirl

I am a bit tense, Islandgirl...and I can't wait til I can slam a few frosty beverages back, if you know what I mean.

You're right, I shouldn't have called Mother SoandSo a "cuntwipe." There was no need for such nasty or "poisonous" language. I apologize to anyone that I have offended, including Mommie Dearest. I enjoy this site and all of its hilarious contributors to no end and I would hate to make enemies with anyone.

I just get very defensive of those who suffer from mental illness, as I have a few very close family members who have been through a lot of similar issues. I just wish people would understand that it's ok to be "ok" with being different and understanding/getting help with your issues. The judgmental commentary featured on this wall just serves to further demonize/stigmatize such issues and problems. It just makes me angry, and it doesn't really have to do with Britney herself (although she is a few years older than me and I was a fan when I was a kid/still have fond memories). I just can't help but defend anyone who is constantly being kicked when they are already down...

Again, I apologize if I offended anyone, but please, before labeling me Chris Crocker II and throwing me in "psycho-freak-fanatic" pile (with fans of Bobby Trendy, Chris Crocker, Chicken Cutlets, among many others), just the try to understand my position.

Hugs to All, Brenda

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:33am.
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:26am.
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What's up, Brenda? You sound a bit tense. Care for a nice frosty beverage?

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:54am.
Please. Can we PLEASE talk about the half eyebrow!?!? What the hell is going on there?!
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Hi angel! :) I'll bet money Shitney has low thyroid. Hence the thinning eyebrows & hair. She's stupid for stressing that hair with a weave. God she's so greasy! We need a post from Hotney screaming, "GREASENEY!!!" :P

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

http://www.ilads.org/

The only thing that surprises me about Corey is the fact that he lived this long. What a hopeless mess.

Sad about Corey :( ..he really was a cutie patootie as a child actor. Hollywood fucks you up, and then the drugs finish the job.

@Evil Shoe, I agree. Hollywood needs to stop tossing the child stars aside once they've grown up.

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As long as she doesn't develop a faux British accent and convert to Scientology, Brit Brit is cool with me.

Re: Corey Haim

I'm not surprised either. I wonder if he OD'd on purpose. Hollywood has to start treating child stars differently for the sake of their adulthood.

I don't give a shit if she has mental illness or not, this chick is a damn mess!!! It looks like she slept in her makeup because her eye makeup is beyond smudged, she's in raccoon territory.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:41am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:38am.
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Enough said. Besides, I'm having a glass of vino and listening to Django Reinhardt, so am too mellow right now to give a shit. :)

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So do I.....some people just take the whole celeb stuff too seriously.... :D
Cheers, IG x

Django Rheinhardt?? Hawt!

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:38am.
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Enough said. Besides, I'm having a glass of vino and listening to Django Reinhardt, so am too mellow right now to give a shit. :)

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:33am.
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:26am.
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What's up, Brenda? You sound a bit tense. Care for a nice frosty beverage?

It's not nice to call people cuntwipes just because they disagree with you.

I'm just saying.

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Just ignore....I don't let poison in my life ;)
Just LOL about spiteful people like this who get upset about celebs... :D It is laughable, nothing else...

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:32am.
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Sad, but I can't say I'm shocked. He was one troubled dude.

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Brit Brit is the epitome of - You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl - commentary.

With all the $$$$$ and clothing she has, she still manages to look cheaper than most of society.

I don't have a problem with that. I think it makes her "real", and she should write songs about getting hers and living the American dream.

Wow Corey Haim dead! Death just keeps on stealing my childhood away from me.

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Evil Shoe- I just saw it, too. :(

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Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:26am.
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What's up, Brenda? You sound a bit tense. Care for a nice frosty beverage?

It's not nice to call people cuntwipes just because they disagree with you.

I'm just saying.

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Wash me down with the sound of your National Steel. ~ Colin James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYL_HnJvx

Corey Haim is DEAD! WTF???? I just saw it on the news.

Damn!

@ islandgirl

Touché, darling. You got me there.

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210

Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:08am.

Watch your tone, seriously.
If something like BritBrit makes you go mad like that at strangers, you should do a video with Chris Crocker.
I give a toss about Britney and have not commented about her on this post, in case you haven't seen. I commented on women in general
So why let yourself out on me about other people's posts?

The above photos are just further proof that thıs swamp-pussy, skank bıscuıty, traıler park trash just CANNOT BE HELPED.

So someone needs to stop wastıng money on her weaves that don't succeed and donate the proceeds to another charıtable cause.

Britney and her handlers get no love from me because ıf she ıs truly as bat-shıt crazy as everyone claıms (which I am not debatıng) then they need to club her ass upsıde the head and haul her to every top-notch facılıty there ıs ınstead of tryıng to pretty her up for the paparazzı.

EPIC FAIL!

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...How about next time we dedicate a post to Michael C. Hall and make fun of his lack of hair or ugly hats.

...see what I mean?

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210

Please. Can we PLEASE talk about the half eyebrow!?!? What the hell is going on there?!

♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by JaneDoe on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:51am.

He has...a few weeks ago.

MK, why you haven't cover the Dancing With The Has Beens pairings??????????? I really want to read your comments on them lol.

At first I thought her bag was in the shape of a big white sneaker! ha - that would have been awesome..

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:32am.
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Heart thingy. <3

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Wash me down with the sound of your National Steel. ~ Colin James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYL_HnJvx

AW, IG - here's to happy thoughts of home!

and LOL@our freakish money;p

♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:06am.

There's more than one way to skin a cat, dontcha know?
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angle, you just made me feel homesick!! If I had a loonie for every time my mother said that to me, well.. I'd have at least a twonie! ;)

xox

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Wash me down with the sound of your National Steel. ~ Colin James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYL_HnJvx

@Brenda: There's more than one way to skin a cat, dontcha know?

♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Brenda, we are all able to wash our hair and even comb it.
If you don't understand satire and sarcasm, visit this lovely site call Just Jared and stay clear of Dlisted ;)
We're all fine with looking in the mirror here, believe me.

Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:35am.

Try taking a moment to look at yourself in the mirror before giving any sort of recommendation to strangers.
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Thank you, Brenda. I have seen the error of my ways and thanks to YOUR recommendation to a stranger, feel thoroughly chastised.

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Wash me down with the sound of your National Steel. ~ Colin James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYL_HnJvx

She needs help. She is trying to get by. Sometimes it's more difficult than it seems.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves...not because Britney will ever give you the time of day, but because you have no control over your own seething contempt and envy regarding a young, unstable woman who is wealthy and adored despite her issues.

Your judgmental tone and sexist and unnecessarily harsh comments speak more about you and your insecurities than about this obviously broken young woman.

Try taking a moment to look at yourself in the mirror before giving any sort of recommendation to strangers.

What a sad world.

Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.

-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210