Lil Wayne Will Take This Beautiful Image With Him To Prison
Lil' Wayne was finally sentenced to a year at Rikers Island in New York today for getting caught with a loaded gun on his tour bus a couple of years ago. Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to the charge back in October, but his sentencing kept getting pushed back due to his nasty teeth situation. Wayne could be set free in 8 months if he plays nice and doesn't get into any trouble.
When Wayne arrived to the court house this afternoon, he was greeted by a bunch of fans including this beautiful tattooed wonder who showed off a Lil' Wayne tribute she got on her torso. It's kind of fitting that her Lil' Wayne tattoo is chilling out right next to her colony of stretch marks, seeing as though his bionic sperm is to blame for millions of bellies stretching out.
Since this trick has a pair of opulent hot pink Sharpie brows, I won't throw her anymore shade. Although, I will say that the sight of that tattoo is giving me Gingivitis in the eyes.
And don't be surprised if an inmate at Rikers named Bubba gives birth to a baby in 9-months. Don't drop the soap near Lil' Wayne or you may end up pregnant.
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Submitted by sinisterific on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:02pm.
At first glance, I thought it was Urkel.
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That's what I thought too, a tranny Urkel.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
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She don't look like she's "born again" anything lol. Maybe a "born again" gay but that's about it lol.
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Submitted by sinisterific on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:02pm.
At first glance, I thought it was Urkel.
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That's what I thought too, a tranny Urkel.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Lovely. Nothing says "don't hire me" like facial tattoos.
Now don't freak tangerine out too much. Some women do make it through pregnancy without them, they don't always show up after. In fact, I've never even heard of that but I guess it happens. Maybe she'll be lucky. Wish I could say the same but luckily mine aren't too bad. Either this girl had a baby recently or she just got some seriously bad stretch marks, because none of my old ones look anywhere near that awful.
But really, with those horrid tattoos, who'll be looking at her stretch marks?
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Another little me in the world is a scary thought, isn't it? #3 is on the way.
in 5 years some artist is going to make a shit ton of money in cover ups on this chick.
likely she got most of these from a "kitchen magician" or "scratcher"
ALL of her work looks like garbage.laughably sad.
I have no hate for Lil Wayne. I am very sad that he is going to prison. There will always be a special place in my heart for that guy. He has the coolest speaking voice ever and the lyrics to Hot Revolver never fail to crack me up.
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Submitted by tangerine on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:40am.
My biggest fear when I was younger was getting stretch marks. So far I have been very lucky and have not seen any pop up.
my dear, they show up after you give birth. no one told me that and I wish they had. my belly was smooth and stretch mark-free. then I had blood pressure issues and had a c-section and had to stay in bed for a few days...when I finally made it out of the bed to the bathroom, I looked like a zebra. I almost fainted.
the good news is they face (sometimes).
That' little crazy girl looks like Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. It's like she never left.
God damn..I miss that little crazy bitch! RIP Lisa.
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First of all, if that thing came at me with a tattoo gun, I would run far away because that shit ain't "art" on her body. I don't think a reputable tat shop would hire her because her tattoos are so crappy. I would not want that thing advertising for my shop, that is for damn sure.
I think people have all mentioned her stretch marks because it means she has had a child, and that thought makes us scared for that helpless baby. I am currently preggo right now. Very pregnant. My biggest fear when I was younger was getting stretch marks. So far I have been very lucky and have not seen any pop up. I was totally prepared for it though, and I do not think it "ruins" a woman's body. People who think like that are obviously very immature as I was many years ago. Pregnancy is hard on the body, and to me it shows how tough women are. Just like men who go to war and come back with scars, it shows of a life lived, of trials and tribulations gone through.
I think pregnancy is beautiful. I thought I would hate my changing body, but I like it. The whole process is very cool (I know that I am not the only women to go through this but I am a first time mommy and totally in awe of the whole thing!!)I never appreciated mommies the way I do now after going through this. Even more so after I go through labor, I am sure LOL!
Hahaha, lil wayne will be someones bitch for a year. Wanna play mom and dad, lil wayne? Sure, suck momma`s dick bitch.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
well her nails are cleaner than Blohan's
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Fuck the stretch marks...and the neon-pink sharpie eyebrows...this lil' girl has tattoos on her FACE. Her FACE. What.the.fuck.
What the fuck is it? Animal, vegetable or mineral? I'll go with vegetable.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
her little ripped jeans and shit behind the cops! LOL!
the only place this thing has a chance in is prison. disgusting.
H.A.M. alert!
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Most people you find walking around with so many tattoos and holes in their bodies, are overindulged cunts.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
this...this...this THING had a baby? god bless us all.
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She might just be a rich kid art student who used to be fat, then lost weight in college or after high school or whatever. She looks to dykey to be a mom.
She must work at a parlor or something. That would be the only way she would be dumb enough to do this by what-19 at the most? I would like to fantasize that that shit is a sharpie, but then why would you do that anyway? And a mommy to boot. Great.
I have stretch marks everywhere and I've never given birth. Just weight loss and puberty. And I'm starting to figure out (stupid me!) that celebs wear a lot of body makeup. I look at those close-up pics on huffingtonpost.com's entertainment sections, and their skin is like, glittering with makeup. Like, I got vericose veins from cashiering. These bitches who were waitresses for a million years before making it don't? BS. Now where can I get that damn makeup?!
Don't you have to be 18 or something in this country to get a tattoo in a parlor? (Assuming little chickie here didn't just have a mate scrape a Bic into her.) She looks about 14. Sad that she'll be stuck with that shit on her face forever. She'd better invest in some Bare Minerals.
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MK - she's flipping you the bird.
This loser is somebody's mom.Scary.
she looks a bit like Sondra Huxtable (from the Cosby Show-top right) and would have looked like this girl if Raven Simone got a hold of her eyebrows.
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Yuck! that can't be real. Hopefully she can wipe that shit off.
WOW......
I'm the same tone as this kid and my stretch marks look exactly the same (and I'm 5'8 and 120). Didn't get them until after my second kid and my mother didn't have so much as a stretch mark on her entire body (so I was pissed).
Imagine what Skeletina's stomach looks like with those tats and twins (without airbrushing).
Like that joke from Kat Williams, if you've got stretch marks on your stomach, roar baby! They make you look like Tony the Tiger (and it's never been nor will it ever be a deal breaker for any man that gets that far to actually see them up close).
i think the person with the tattoo's is "special", wearing the donated clothes one gets while living in the halfway house, which coincedently are the same clothes hipsters wear
Oh shit, I thought that WAS lil Wayne! Well then just let me say that I hope he comes out looking like that because Bubba DOES fall in love with him. I hope Bubba falls in love with him REAL HARD! ...and often.
Tattoos are big business now so if this bitch does that for a living she's probably making a lot more money in a lot less time than some of us working stiffs/students. Just had to throw that out there, because the same society that make Lil Wayne a millionaire is what keeps that chick in Sharpies, as well.
Looks like Urkel.
...the fuck?! did she get those tattoos done in an alley with a burnt needle and ink from a bic pen?
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:05pm.
Centy -- hey, hon! I
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I love the way you call me hon!
That's my favorite term of endearment.
I'm practically an albino, so don't know why they turned out red.
However, as I've gotten a little older and more self-confident, most women have them. At least a few. On the beach in the bright sunlight, it's quite obvious. Young girls, too, not necessarily woman who've had kids, although I know some women who've had kids who DON'T have them
Probably genetic.
It's just this ridiculous photoshopping, airbrushing society we live in, (which we love to mock on Dlisted! :), the standard of perfection is impossible to live up to.
I just try to be self-confident and realize there are many pretty things about me, focus on those and try not to think about the ugly things.
I mean, what can you do.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:45pm.
Speakit -- I hear ya. I can't remember when I got my stretch marks, though, but I was fairly young, though no 15-years old. I got them due to losing weight. I was only disturbed by the marks because it most likely was evidence that she'd been pregnant at so young an age. I'm not hating on any naturally occuring flaws, though. And like you said, she looks so young you can't even call her a "young woman;" a "kid" is more like it.
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meh, most women I know have stretch marks somewhere, myself included. par for the course. Life is gonna beat us up one way or another.
I hate seeing kids with kids. but that one's really a mess right there ^.. assuming she has one.
She could so turn his missing fingertips into Freddy Krueger blade fingers!! those stretch marks would blend right in.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:03pm.
What in the hipster fuck?
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Jeff, don't you mean "what in the BLIPSTER fuck"?
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Centy -- hey, hon! I was in my late teens when I got the stretch marks; I had mono for over 6 weeks and lost 30 lbs. Now I'm deathly pale (blonde, blonde, blonde w/ blue eyes & white skin) and my marks turned up lighter -- can you imagine? Though I don't run around in any get-up where you can see them, I don't worry about them; a fact of life, I guess.
What in the hipster fuck?
LOL! She has so many tats her stretch marks look like scribbles.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:45pm.
Speakit -- I hear ya. I can't remember when I got my stretch marks, though, but I was fairly young, though no 15-years old.
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Same for me, I was 14, and I had GAINED weight...back in the Stone Age when that happened, we didn't even know what they were on a young person, I though I had a disease!
They were red, but the doc said they would fade in time. They did, but it took a long time. I just didn't get it, I thought he could cure it/remove them
I was upset for several years...
The were on my hips and some of my butt, but now you can barely see them, and luckily no further ones have appeared...:)
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I thought that was Lil Wayne himself!
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So... where da baby at? My mother has fewer stretch marks and she's gotta be right up there with Joan Rivers. Future - not that bright.
Speakit -- I hear ya. I can't remember when I got my stretch marks, though, but I was fairly young, though no 15-years old. I got them due to losing weight. I was only disturbed by the marks because it most likely was evidence that she'd been pregnant at so young an age. I'm not hating on any naturally occuring flaws, though. And like you said, she looks so young you can't even call her a "young woman;" a "kid" is more like it.
That is a very young woman, I hate to even call her that, because she looks like a kid. She's covered in shiteous tattoos, she has sharpie eyebrows, she's standing outside of a courthouse as a "fan" of a criminal, she's possibly had a child which is a frightening thought.. but half of the posts are about her stretchmarks? Something that occurs naturally, and hell if a woman ain't got that she's got something else to make her physically flawed. Out of alllll the things for me to focus on in this pic, her stretchmarks would've only been in passing because it indicates she's been pregnant.
I'm gonna go with "stretchmarks are the least of her worries", ya know, cuz my brain is functioning normally. wtf?
I thought I would take this opportunity to listen to L'il Wayne for the first time in my life. Bust ma L'il Wayne cherry. So I watched the video to "Lollipop". Wow. Little girls are watching this.
I wish mainstream pop music would have videos featuring fully clothed girls registering for university. Now that's sexy.
Amazing ... and a shitty tattoo.
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WTFOMGLOL -- that's what's disturbing; she doesn't look a day over 15, and she's got all that shit going on? Especially the stretch marks, though, as that's evidence (most likely) that she's already been pregnant. This is pathetic.
wtf, i thought that was one of those Japanese street fashion tranny boys! You know the ones who wear the "I hate myself and I want to die" rainbow unicorn tees.
But this is nasty.
Someonez did not get a lot of love as a child, I'll bet. That is some serious rebellion against something!!
And she doesn't look a day over 15.
Interesting and sad. She's going to regret all that shit down the road, no doubt. Can you imagine how she'll look at 60 ? 70 ? 80 ?
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