Touched By A Golden Girl
Elton John wants his name to be on the list when he gets to Heaven, so he made sure to invite earth angel Betty White to his Oscar viewing party last night. Betty White was kind enough to mingle with mere mortals like Posh and Michelle Rodriguez (who probably tried to creep on Betty's prune cake).
Most of us would be busting into a soul seizure if Betty White touched our hand, but look at Posh being typical Posh by trying to act like she could care less. Or maybe she's busy trying to deal with the psychical pain she's suffering on the inside from Betty White's grip slowly breaking her weak hand bones. Although, that's not saying much since a handshake from a ghost would hurt frail ass Posh.
Here's a bunch of other hos who showed up for the camera clicks and free booze. They are: The world's memaw, Michelle Rodriguez, Posh, Alan Cumming, KD Lang, Stacey Dash with Jamie Foxx, Christina Hendricks, Debi Mazar, Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, JHud, Salma Hayek, a freshly washed Joaquin Phoenix, RuPaul, Scary Spice, a trio of bossy bottoms, Niecy Nash, and Harvey's second favorite pet donkey (next to Peter Andre, of course).
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Kelly Osbourne looks good.
She was becoming a little too Hollywood a while ago, so I'm personally a bit happy that she dyed her hair purple.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Fuck ıt!
It needs to be saıd...
Kelly Osbourne brought ıt. Far and away one of the best looks of the nıght.
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Ugh. I liked KD Lang better when he was skinny. And, I know lesbians don't do dresses, and heels and bras and perfume and stuff but couldn't we have left the Tevas at home for this one special night? Bitch PUH-LEEZ!
Re" C Hendricks
Serious;y, showing up @ the Oscar's in a long girdle w a tutu bottom? That's classy lady.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
OMG since when the hell did Salma Hayek start a Georgie O'Keeffe collection...that thing looks like a pussy about to POP!
Emma Grace Frost
Christina Hendricks never lets me down. The dress, the chi-chis, the piece of toilet paper that fell out of her ass. SEX!
WTH does KD Lang have on her feet, flip-flops!? She has a beautiful voice, but her style, look is always terrible.
Betty White has confirmed she is doing SNL. Who knows if she'll do a 'Women of Comedy' episode or if she'll have an entire episode to herself. How exciting.
Kelly Osbourne looks absolutely, breath-takingly beautiful
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Stacy Dash should only be allowed to walk arm in arm with Turk.
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They were at the right party. I always figured Elton the Grande Dame of the Bossy B's.
I cannot complaın about most of the hos ın these photos.
Mıchelle Rodrıguez makes me pseudo-vajayjay tıngle.
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I'm surprised Michael K hasn't had one thing to say about Kelly Osbourne's new "Mrs. Slocombe" from Are you Being Served hair style.
Can someone tell Cristina hendricks that it's ok to go up a size? Gotta love that smile though.
Kelly looks wonderful, love the dress and the purple hair on her.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
That ginge from MadMen is just wrong. God that girl is the hots.
MK gives me the happies.
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:28am.
I think Michelle Rod looks great! She must be living on something more than vodka, 8-balls and pussy these days.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:52am.
Would it kill Posh to smile, instead of that pretentious "prune" face she always sports? I fucking can't stand her and her diva act.
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No shit! It's not as if she's afraid there may be food stuck in her teeth and therefore hesitates to smile without checking in a mirror first. I am pretty sure her teeth are brand new and unused looking so, she should friggin' show em' once in a while!
For the love of God, can someone PLEASE shave that awful mustache off of RuPaul's face? He is far too pretty for facial hair!
PLEASE tell me that Dash is not with that P.O.S. Jamie Foxx. UGH.
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Would it kill Posh to smile, instead of that pretentious "prune" face she always sports? I fucking can't stand her and her diva act.
Ulvy: she's always such a bad ass, I'm pretty sure she could "take care of me" better than most guys!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Salma's dress is horrid! And Kelly O. looks great, except for those tattoos.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:26am.
I'd let Michelle hit it
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Cosign. She gives me tingles in my special place and scares the living shit out of me all at once. If I'm going lesbo, I may as well go vag lips-out and go for the danger while I'm at it.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
looks like an interesting group to party with...
posh looks like she is about to pass out in #5
christina hendricks looks beautiful, but her chest still looks like an ass here
rupaul looks like a woman dressed up as a man
i think joaquin may still be batshit crazy
Damn, Posh is almost smiling there. Watch out, girl - you'll crack your face!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:28am.
I think Michelle Rod looks great! She must be living on something more than vodka, 8-balls and pussy these days.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
KD has Rosie O face
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Wait...just a tranny second here! I don't think I've ever seen RuPaul not in drag. I was wondering who the tall, skinny queen was but didn't notice his name in the list at first. Wow.
Jordan classed it up again.....
Michelle Rod is too masculine for a dress....I still love the movie "Girlfight" though.
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Baby said he's mine, you know
He tells me all the time, you know
He said so
I'm in love with him and I feel fine
-Beatles (changed for sexual orientation)
Wow Jordan/Katie Price on the last pic, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap... and why is Kelly Osbourne trying to be the new Joan Crouch?
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"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
I didn't even recognize Kelly Osborne.
I think Michelle Rod looks great! She must be living on something more than vodka, 8-balls and pussy these days. See what getting work does for her? A role in Avatar and the girl's got game again.
Posh's dress is ironic. It has a pattern that would completely disguise any food that dropped onto her lap while eating or any that fell off her fork, onto her bodice, on its way to her mouth. Genuis design wasted on her. I believe she already ate this year and had to reason to eat again last night. Give this gown to Britney. She really could use it! Actually, toss it in the trash. It's quite ugly.
I think Debi Mazar would be a great blind date for my old, single Grandpa down in West Palm Beach, FL. She's got the right outfit and look for hanging out at the pool in his retirement community.
Kelly O looks fabulous. She really should have gotten that lap band eons ago but the pink hair needs to go as does her mother who is morphing into Madame before our eyes.
Joaquin looks clean again but the crazy is still shining bright in those eyes. Is that his mother escorting him? Their lower half of their faces are very similar.
Salma's body is slamming but that dress is hideous. JHud's wig is...uh...pretty wiggy.
The rest of those ho's, eh, whatever.
I'd let Michelle hit it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Forget Posh, ??? WTF WAS JORDON DOING THERE!?!?!!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Stacy Dash is gorgeous... she's all I see... that's all i got
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Is that Neicey's husband?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I'd hit Michelle :)
Christina Hendricks is so pretty!!! wtf was Posh doing there? she's no actress!
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Baby said he's mine, you know
He tells me all the time, you know
He said so
I'm in love with him and I feel fine
-Beatles (changed for sexual orientation)
Look at all the twinks! I'm never gonna be able to play "It's Raining Men" again, am I? *deletes song from iPod*
I give Joaquin another year before he comes out of retirement to make another movie.
I think Betty's going gayelle for Ana Lucia!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Ooo, Selma Hayek has one of the Magic Eye dresses. *stares* I don't see anything but an ugly dress.
Thumbnail #3 should be a CT.
that zipper on christina's dress is hanging on and screaming for dear life
Mrod looks great but she always looks awkward in girl clothes!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hmm something in the milk aint clean...
Hendricks chest pillows are not featured front and center with MK's drool all over them?!
Salma is looking thinner and covering up her assets.
Michelle looks a little off, cant put my finger on it.
That Stacy Dash is looking flawless, bitch needs to share her secret to not aging for the last 15 years!
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Haha, Kelly has old lady pink hair. Seriously, I think that is what the dye name is on the box.
That's the best I ever saw Michelle Rodriguez look.
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love.
WTF with Kelly Osbourne's Mrs. Slocombe hair???
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Wow, how PAAAAAthetic, this anorexic prostitution whore wants to benefit from Betty's fame.
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