Sunday, March 7th 2010
Drunkblogging: The 15-Hour Long Oscaaaaaah Awards!
Thanks to the sweet nectar I'm already winking and smiling like Mickey Rooney next to a pair of young chichis. So if you don't have drunk spots on your forehead yet, DRINK UP because it's going to be a long ass night. Get your drinkin' wig, the drunk liveblog is below:
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why they gotta put avatar up against star trek?? you know this was some kind of chess move to cancel each out and give the award to someone else
*sulks*
**gets over sulking**
hurt locker deserves it, though. props.
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Zac Efron's got ass fuck pulling hair.
Sunday March 7, 2010 10:23
I read that kind of backwards: Pulling Zac Efron's ass hair fucking.
"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
Points to the creepy guy for landing a hot asian wife!
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Morgan Freeman does narrate everything. You know that invoice you got from him the other day? That's because he narrated your damn dreams and you forgot.
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LOL! For realz!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Oh Avatar lost a technical award... that doesn't sound good.
Kristen Stewart = sad, lesbian, clown
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Diane Kruger has the best dress of the night (Chanel). Kristen has number 2 (Monique Lhuillier), and SJP has number 3 (Chanel).
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:26pm.
The Shining is my all time favorite horror movie.
Classic...still one of the best.
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DeeDee -- OMG, "The Shining" is my favorite horror movie, too! Freaks me out every time I've seen it.
Although to me...the Shining is the scariest movie of all time.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Kristen Stewart looks like someone pinched her whole face.
Why was there a clip from Twilight in the Horror montage? I know it was horrible, but not scary.
LOrd, I was thinking we got the best scary movie montage ever and some asshole added Lepreachun and Twighlight to that montage.... just add Teen Wolf, is about as sound for "horror"____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
omg they did not just add TWITLIGHT to the horror movie montage!!!! i freaking hate hate that movie!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:24pm.
wow. Kristen Stewart is monotone in real life too.
Mumbles.
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Submitted by Maggie69 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:24pm
UM it is if you are terrified of sharks and the ocean. that movie scared the bejebus out of me.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Now "Twilight". That shit is TRUE horror.
Taylor Lautner looks like a fucking chimp.
I was scared on the Jaws ride at Universal - horror is not for me.
Kristin ima-slouch-n-clear-my-throat-cause-coke-tickling-my-bored-monotonous-empty-soul Stewart is gracing the stage, yall
*snores- bangs head on wine bottle*
what?! who's up now?!
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Shelly Duvall used to be HOT.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qDbxQppUk_Q/SRK_hBvgjrI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/KcCGmUBW05...
"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
Little Shop od Hoorors and Scissorhands, and Beetlejuice and the 6th Sense????? WTF! NOT HORROR!!!
The Shining is my all time favorite horror movie.
gawd, is it kinda bad that I love bitchface Kristen Stewart?
I love her dress.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Aw. Remember when Shelley Duvall wasn't crazy.
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No.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
What was wrong with that dumb bitch coughing on him?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
JAWS is NOT horror!!!!!!!!!
wow. Kristen Stewart is monotone in real life too.
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Trust in me, in all you do
Have the faith I have in you
Love will see us through, if only, you trust in me
- Etta James
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:14pm.
You are right it wasn't horrible. But I hated it because I wanted so much for it...and it never hit that high note for me. I thought Nicole and Kate were HORRIBLE in it.
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see am old enought to have seen it while it was a play and I thought it was OK on the screen. i thought Nicole did ok, not my favorite, but she was fine.... the two actresses that sunk it were Kate and "fergie", then again it could be because everytime I see Daniel Day "last of the mohicans" lewis, I see no wrong.... Guilty as charged. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
LOL
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Wow. World's Greatest Dad is a really good movie! That's how I can tell- if I can watch a movie while doing 3 other things at the same time and still SEE it. If I miss it, it sucked. Sure, I gots to rewind now and then but that's just like an instant second viewing - see? You can only do that with good movies. How cum that movie's not up here? It's a good movie!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
was that really funny or am I just that drunk?
Seriously, Chicago had an all star cast and that movie deserved every award it received.
People forget how amazing of actor John C. Reilly is because he plays such a doofus sometimes.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Tom Ford is pathetically fake... how come he never gets shit for his permanent squint, frozen forehead and inability to smile??? Oh and let's not forget the Madonna-in-London accent.
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Why did we lose Alexander McQueen instead of Tom Ford?
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"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:19pm.
Charlize's dress is fug, the roses on her tits scream Vegas to me.
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I know! The only decoration on the dress and its on her TITS!!!!
Oh, I wanted to see Education :(
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"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
My litlle Pony's dress is like a glorified pillowcase, and I don't care if it's made of Coco Chanel's pubes!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Maggie's whole face is a side eye, just like a flounder.
Tom Ford is pathetically fake... how come he never gets shit for his permanent squint, frozen forehead and inability to smile??? Oh and let's not forget the Madonna-in-London accent.
That costume design lady just gave the best speech of the night. "I have two" was not condescending, she was pointing out unless your movie is about dead monarchs or set in 1800, you're not going to be nominated. A bitch with a brain.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:18pm.
ITA ;) And your avatar....*dies*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:19pm.
um, wait, what was that side-eye Maggie tossed to precious??!!
precious probably farted
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:18pm.
MissJaneTexas -- I loved "Chicago," too -- LOVED it! Even CZJ was good in it and I can't stand her! Love Richard Gere, though.
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John C. Reilly!!!! "Cellophane"
So, I'm wondering what the hell has happened to Kate Winslet - when did her eyes start slanting like that?? She's done got her face pulled.
Damn the bitch that just one, fuck if you won one, be grateful you were nominated.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
um, wait, what was that side-eye Maggie tossed to precious??!!
did i miss something?!
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Charlize's dress is fug, the roses on her tits scream Vegas to me.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I think Steve Martin said, "Clothes Whores" then Alec said, "Clothes horseS, Steve"
LMAO
I love Sarah Jessica!
MissJaneTexas -- I loved "Chicago," too -- LOVED it! Even CZJ was good in it and I can't stand her! Love Richard Gere, though. And Rob Marshall is a great director regardless of "Nine."
WTF is so uplifting about "Precious"? She has AIDS and a tard kid at the end.....That is suicide for my fat ass, not uplifting.