Sunday, March 7th 2010
Drunkblogging: The 15-Hour Long Oscaaaaaah Awards!
Thanks to the sweet nectar I'm already winking and smiling like Mickey Rooney next to a pair of young chichis. So if you don't have drunk spots on your forehead yet, DRINK UP because it's going to be a long ass night. Get your drinkin' wig, the drunk liveblog is below:
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What glaring omissions -- Farrah Fawcett, Bea Arthur and EdMcMahon?
Goddamn, thank god that fucking boring dance number shit is over with.
Trust - Who DOESN'T go to Bangkok to jerk off is a better question.....
dancing still going on????????????????
just close your eyes and listen to the music
Cate Blanchett danced in Benjamin Button. Oh wait. That was last year. Shit.
This dancing is the biggest load of BS. No wonder no one watches this crap anymore. Bring out some comedians to rag on the celebs in the audience. Where's Kathy Griffin when you need her? Then people would watch.
Submitted by norma_desmond on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:53pm.
angel_i Farrah Fawcett did a number of movies--some excellent ones like The Burning Bed
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That was on TV.
But the MJ thing is ALMOST a good point.
I only add "almost" cuz camon. That's MJ.
His videos ARE movies.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:52pm.
Just wait til the mimes come on!!
Oh fuck. I think they're here already.
*looks for a nice plump vein*
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This group is f'ing fantastic. SOrry if yall are bored. I was a dancer for twenty years. THEY ARE AMAZING.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Ok it's time to put on my Best of Mime cd.
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I am seriously rolling here....WTF is this shit???? The original song people are saying "YOU DIDN'T LET US SING, BUT YOU LET THESE BITCHES DANCE????"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:49pm.
Evil_Cupcake -- welcome back! I can't stand Dinty, er, Demi Moore either, and I DESPISE Ashton Kutcher!
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I couldn't sleep, even though I have to get up early, so I am trying to put myself to sleep watching the Oscar snoozefest. It's working.
What is this dancing nonsense? Am I imagining things or were the Oscars more exciting like 15-20 yrs ago?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:52pm.
Aussie at the Oscars!! WOOT.
OK, I can go back to painting my nails now.
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now this is interesting.
what colour? red. it's red isn't it?
and who was the aussie again?
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:53pm.
lol dancing
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WTF, eh? I'm no fan of interpretive dance, either!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:52pm.
_Lets see MJ made the montage, and he had no movies
he was in the Wiz and some movie where he turned into a giant child molesting robot.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
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damn, they forgot Farrah.
separately, what in the so-you-think-you-can-dance hell is this shit for?
get on with the damn awards (as if this shit wasn't long enough?!!!)
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Call me old, but I never thought I'd see the day where "poppin' and lockin'" would be used to interpret movies.
angel_i Farrah Fawcett did a number of movies--some excellent ones like The Burning Bed
Brooke, I think David Carradine was a spy. Who goes to Bangkok to jerk off? Maybe he was really horny, even after all that long time loving.
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this dance shit is unnecessary and awkward.
Oh, deliver us from evil. A fucking LAME ASS boring dance number. No wonder the Oscars so fucking long. Padding it with boring shit.
Good time for a refill and possibly a good dump.
I'm sorry, but is this the Oscars or America's Best Dance Crew???
Michael Jackson, but no Farrah Fawcett? WTF!!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:48pm.
Did I miss Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon in the memorials?
Wow you guys are good I didn't see them either.
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No Michael Jackson, either, but I guess since he was a musician...?
THEY FORGOT BEA ARTHUR!!!!
JLO's fat ass looks like it can swallow that dude and the whole stage.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
lol dancing
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Wait a second. Is there dancing in movies?
Clearly not considering the choreographer could only think of ballet and hip hop as mediums for a really wide variety of messages.
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hahhaa did the get that set discount from the olympics?
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Aussie at the Oscars!! WOOT.
OK, I can go back to painting my nails now.
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_Lets see MJ made the montage, and he had no movies, but Farrah who had two great movies did not? Did I miss something while I was refiling my beer?___________________________________________
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THEY FORGOT BEA ARTHUR!!!!
really? interpretive dance?
kill me now.
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Jlo goes to these awards and pretends she is nominated
I think it's becuz they're from TV rather than movies.
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damn, I'm a sucker for accents; now the Aussie's got me salivating
Submitted by trustalways on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:47pm.
On the Waterfront was such a good movie, though. RIP
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I didn't see the movie, but do you remember Lloyd Cole & The Commotions? They had a lyric in one of their songs that goes something like, "...she looks like Eva Marie Saint in On The Waterfront..."
Who in Hollywood doesn't have veneers? I mean a natural smile geesh is a beautiful albeit dying past time in the land of stars...a lot of pretty dresses tonight though.
Maxwell House commercials make me cry, actually. The one with Margaret Hamilton as Cora and the Prell guy especially, because she reminds me of my grandma Jo.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:48pm.
Did I miss Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon in the memorials?
Wow you guys are good I didn't see them either.
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That was a nice In Memorium. Love Kathryn Grayson. Her best film was "Kiss Me Kate". What a voice!
Evil_Cupcake -- welcome back! I can't stand Dinty, er, Demi Moore either, and I DESPISE Ashton Kutcher!
Warmislandsun -- go to Michael's post earlier today about the Indian at the Oscars who showed up to protest Marlon's Oscar win. There's lots of comments there about how hot Marlon was back in the day.
So I think they should either have a no clapping rule during the memorial section or they should clap for everyone. I always feel like the people who get no applause are getting dissed by the cool kids. Sad.
And they did miss Farah Fawcett. And Billy Mays!
Is it just me or did they forget Farrah Fawcett?
WAIT A MINUTE--DID THEY JUST FORGET FARRAH FAWCETT in the memorial thing??
Did I miss Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon in the memorials?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:43pm.
I cannot stand Demi Moore or her pre-pubescent husband.
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I think she looks great, but I have to think that she's working harder than most to stay youngish looking for her douchebag boy.
On the Waterfront was such a good movie, though. RIP
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"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
I have to stand up and give my respect to David Carradine. Others in that montage died of cancer etc. Not Carradine....Dude went out as a 70 year randy ass man, trying to get his next load off.
I can't imagine he would have wanted to go any other way. Kill Bill is love fo-eva because of that.....
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:35pm.
I just remember as a little kid watching Shelly Duvall's farie tale theatre....I LOVED that :)
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Same:)
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