At the Echo Awards in Berlin last night RiRi took part in a bump 'n grind threesome with two gigantic robots that ended with a squirt to the eye. RiRi doesn't play with peens of the Jon Gosselin variety, so I'm guessing these robots are hung like a semi.
But really, this is the type of behavior I expect to see in Michael Bay's rec room or in the basement of the Scientology center. Nasty robot skanks!
Clip of RiRi's robot freakiness below. I hope they used WD-40.