Friday, March 5th 2010

Robotophilia

At the Echo Awards in Berlin last night RiRi took part in a bump 'n grind threesome with two gigantic robots that ended with a squirt to the eye. RiRi doesn't play with peens of the Jon Gosselin variety, so I'm guessing these robots are hung like a semi.

But really, this is the type of behavior I expect to see in Michael Bay's rec room or in the basement of the Scientology center. Nasty robot skanks!

Clip of RiRi's robot freakiness below. I hope they used WD-40.



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this song is retarded
rihanna is an idiot
IDIOT

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 10:09pm.

"Anyways, Everyone please stay strong, keep your minds awake, keep hope in your hearts and don't sell your soul."

I read that as keep hope in your pants lol

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Miss Thang on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 9:18pm.
zomay, the thing with these devil worshippers is that they have already sold their soul. They do not care what happens to them in the after life. They have traded that for the luxury of living like royalty here on Earth. They do not care that what they're doing is harmful to their fellow man and to future generations...
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Oh trust me, I get that. Also I know this is way bigger than just Jay Z, Beyonce and Rihanna. Most of the highly succesful music industry people have connections and or obligations to cult higher ups. I get this.

Do you remember when Jay Z came out with his song 'Lucifer'? Strange shit.

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Those robots aren't even hot, and believe me, I get turned on by robots.

They must be human, because they can't dance. Instead of shooting water at her, it should have blown her head off with a laser beam, I would watch that over and over again.

This whole thing looks like something from another country, something you would come across one day and ask yourself "did this actually happen?"

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

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zomay, the thing with these devil worshippers is that they have already sold their soul. They do not care what happens to them in the after life. They have traded that for the luxury of living like royalty here on Earth. They do not care that what they're doing is harmful to their fellow man and to future generations...

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What the fuck was that?!? Rihanna is the biggest load of bullshit out there and is officially the new Britney Shitters in my book. Who is she fucking? Whose dick is she sucking on??

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

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"...a pandering popstar looking for a patriarchal head pat..."

Best description of Rihanna ever?

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I find this highly disturbing. and kudos to all the commentators for calling out rhianna on her bullshit for being a pandering popstar looking for a patriarchal head pat (or....somthing else i would rather not say judging from these photos). i swear if the world ended tomorrow i'd be fucked but i'd be a bit relieved we would'nt have to put up with this kinda shit anymore.

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I don't like those white shoes.

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zomay's picture

Miss Thang, You and me actually agree on this. And what pisses me off is Jay Z acting like none of the people will catch on. Hova?? Yea right, Jehovah? So you created the universe? And now you are God? You can't take your millions of dollars with you when you pass on.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 2:08pm.

Jay Z, Beyonce, and Rihanna are just doing their part of dumbing down the masses so the New World Order can commence without us so much as noticing.

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Fuck your scaring the shit out of me ...agree 100%, not that anything is wrong with a NWO taking over becuase at this point with so much ignorant behavior and fame whoring by a bunch of nothings we need a little control! Maybe they can just turn all these numb brains into robot food....

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 2:08pm.

Jay Z, Beyonce, and Rihanna are just doing their part of dumbing down the masses so the New World Order can commence without us so much as noticing.

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Fuck your scaring the shit out of me ...agree 100%, not that anything is wrong with a NWO taking over becuase at this point with so much ignorant behavior and fame whoring by a bunch of nothings we need a little control! Maybe they can just turn all these numb brains into robot food....

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Jay Z, Beyonce, and Rihanna are just doing their part of dumbing down the masses so the New World Order can commence without us so much as noticing.

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Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 12:14pm.I don't know; if you actually watch the video (ignore the fact that the sound is like 5 seconds behind), she actually looks surprised at the squirt.

Yeah that doesn't look like genuine surprise to me, but more like choreographed, "Oh I'm so surprised...but I enjoyed it!" Like Katy Perry riding a gigantic lipstick like it's a cock and then putting her hand in front of her mouth like "Oh does that look dirty? It NEVER occurred to me!"

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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 12:38pm.
Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist, but i've been reading a lot of VigilantCitizen.com and pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com and they talk a lot about Beyonce, Jay Z and Rihanna (amongst others) promoting this whole new robot/futuristic, gun/army fetish type of stuff that so many pop stars are using in their songs and videos now..don't know if the theories are true (illuminati), but things have definitely seemed to change in whats ok to perform or show in videos and on tv..sorry, but i just can't get into the whole robo army thing..

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I totally agree....i believe these "artists" are definitely pushing an agenda and it's not a good thing. In this case they're trying to humanize machines, i mean she's freaking on robots and shit they seem to get turned on by her....they're robots for goodness sake! the whole performance is just Fuckery.....

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Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist, but i've been reading a lot of VigilantCitizen.com and pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com and they talk a lot about Beyonce, Jay Z and Rihanna (amongst others) promoting this whole new robot/futuristic, gun/army fetish type of stuff that so many pop stars are using in their songs and videos now..don't know if the theories are true (illuminati), but things have definitely seemed to change in whats ok to perform or show in videos and on tv..sorry, but i just can't get into the whole robo army thing..

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I don't know; if you actually watch the video (ignore the fact that the sound is like 5 seconds behind), she actually looks surprised at the squirt. That being said, I thought the robots were creepy and I'm tired of people relying on gimmicks instead of talent in the music industry.

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You have got to be KIDDING me! That's, uh, vulgar-looking.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 11:01am.
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Can you honestly say that if your best girlfriend got the shit beat out of her by some asshole, you'd turn around and punch her in the face?

Charming.

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Man, I gotta admit, I always thought "Rude Boy" was sung by Justin Bieber...

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She may be stupid, she may be annoying, but that girl could be your sister, your aunt or your best friend.

I can tell you if that would be my sister, aunt or friend who would behave like that after what happened to her she would most likely run the risk of being punched by myself for still not understanding that being a man's whore/punching bag is not sexy, hot and cool.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 10:17am.

I hope that her current boyfriend is just as abusive as Chris Brown. That stupid piece of shit deserves to be punched in her fucking mug every hour on the hour!
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I agreed with a lot of what you wrote, until you said that.

She may be stupid, she may be annoying, but that girl could be your sister, your aunt or your best friend.

Seriously.

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Danke, Die gelangweilt. :) I probably saw her pic and scrolled right by.... Oh, I do have one thing I feel the need to add (and it's totally superficial!). I dislike light shoes with dark socks or stockings!
Maybe the next time she's in Germany, Rammstein can piss on her with fire.... I'm feeling mean today.

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@Sonne:

MK reported on this. You can read about it here:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35037

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Die gelangweilt, I didn't realize she said that about sending naked pictures to boyfriends. Egads, not a good role model for anyone (understatement). Don't know what else to say.

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Die, she has already sold her soul to Satan. Anything for money. Look at the delight on her face as the robot cums on her. CB should have choked her just a little bit harder.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 10:17am.

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YES!! Excellent commentary. ** Gets up for standing ovation **

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You would think this idiot would think twice about singing a song about men dominating women after what she's been through but whatevs...

I think it's quite clear that this labile, self-loathing dumbass would still be with that shithead of a womanbeater if she, or better said, her career wouldn't have run the risk of being completely destroyed due to the negative backlash it would have generated.
One can clearly see by the image she represents and the lyrics she sings that this poor girl loves to be dominated by men, objectified by men and violated by men.
I would pity her if she would be a normal girl from the streets but since she's a worldwide celebrity she influences a lot of other girls and women in a very negative way. I am so angry about her promoting this mindset to young girls and women who look up to her. I just wish Chris Brown would have hit her a lot harder that night so that she wouldn't have been able to sing a single note ever again and we wouldn't have to deal with her fucking stupid ways ever again.
I still have to remember that fucking turd telling girls who don't send naked pictures of themselves to their boyfriends that she pities their boyfriends for having such a girlfriend.
I hope that her current boyfriend is just as abusive as Chris Brown. That stupid piece of shit deserves to be punched in her fucking mug every hour on the hour!
We really don't need crazy assholes like Rihanna as role models for girls and women.

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haha Hekki, you are welcome to join me! I think we'll see many D-listers there...

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Submitted by Miss Thang: "Now, I am glad CB beat the shit out of her. *Boards bus to hell*"

Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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Now, I am glad CB beat the shit out of her. *Boards bus to hell*

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You would think this idiot would think twice about singing a song about men dominating women after what she's been through but whatevs . . .

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You spamming fuckers.

GET OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!

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I put her in the same catagory as Lady Caca. She tries to hard to be outrageous.

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May-b's picture

She is one desperate piece of no talent shit.

WOW......

If Chris Brown had to punch somebody, sausage thighs was a good choice.

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Isn't she lipsynching here? She's another one who looks like she needs a bath. Too much makeup, neon nails and Sun-In hair with about an inch of dark roots.

ugh, now that i actually looked at the other photos -- seriously, wtf. she's being double-teamed by robots with a finale of a cum shot/golden shower to the face.

her, beyonce crawling across the floor, lady gaga (who knows what the fuck that's about) the endless parade of bump and grind twats ... and these are the influences for the next wave.

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She, Beyonce, and Jay Z are fuckin devil worshippers.

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Now, now...

The politically correct term for "debasing" is "EMPOWERING".

These nimrods think that they're sexually "liberated", when in reality, they're nothing but corporate fucking meat puppets exploited for mass consumption.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

i have never understood her popularity. she's nothing but spectacle -- desperate for attention with absolutely no talent.

but, then, that type seems to dominate the 'entertainment' industry these days. how much are the girls willing to debase themselves to keep their pictures out there.

jesus, mainstreaming golden showers.

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What's with golden showers lately anyway?

It's like it's becoming more and more trendy to like (or pretend to like) being pissed on.

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Rihanna's body is quite right. Not everyone wants to walk around looking like an emaciated, plucked chicken dying for feed a la Lindsay Lohan. Bitch's thighs are strong and luscious.
That robot orgy and deadpan singing coupled with the Golden Shower as the pièce de résistance, made my genitals dry however.

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So Reggie peed on Kim at the Superbowl.

This is just now coming out?

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A poor man's Beyoncé, that's the first thing that comes to my mind when looking at this video. That whole "cutting edge" thing is so tiring. Rihanna, Kate Perry and Gaga are all on my dreamlist for the next one-way moon flight.

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I was never into the whole "peeing is sexay" thing.

The robots are hawt though! I wants one!

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