Finally, A TRUE Beauty

All day long I've been wishing for something or someone to come along to class this joint up a bit. You know, a thing of real beauty to take the focus off the crusty stains in the carpet or that old pizza box on the floor that you refuse to throw away. Well, someone up there (SPOILER ALERT: Besus Arthur) has answered my prayers, because look at what the mini-mall plastic surgeon dragged in! BEHOLD!

Wipe the crust off your mouth, put some pants on and wash out our one good cup, because there's a real lady in our presence!

Doesn't she look like a nymphet princess covered in crystal pure rain drops and the tears of virgin angels? This is rare! You only find ravishing beauties like this at a Vh1 casting call or slouched over a toilet in the bathroom of a strip club.

The paparazzi claim that the dude escorting Dlisted's new beauty ambassador is Nikki Sixx. Yeah, that's not Nikki Sixx. That's Patti Stanger dressed as Nikki Sixx. Do you blame her? I too would dress up like Nikki Sixx if it meant I got to hold the precious hand of a modern day Aphrodite.

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Submitted by Sugartits on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 4:30pm.

I'll never understand the attraction to this so-called beauty ideal that is essentially an adolescent boy with bolt-ons in drag.

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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:18pm.

First who is that??? And MK I am peeing my pants laughing at that being Patti Stanger...OMG toooo funny, Im dying here, cant stop laughing...thank god I work alone.

Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:20pm.

First who is that??? And MK I am peeing my pants laughing at that being Patti Stanger...OMG toooo funny, Im dying here, cant stop laughing...thank god I work alone.

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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:18pm.

First who is that??? And MK I am peeing my pants laughing at that being Patti Stanger...OMG toooo funny, Im dying here, cant stop laughing...thank god I work alone.

Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 11:01am.

Two things ...

1.) I'm not entirely sure that "woman" has always been a woman ... something doesn't seem quite right a la Amanada LePore.

2.) Is it just the camera angle or are his feet really that freakishly small?!?

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Submitted by Miami on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:07am.

Nothing says high self esteem like a huge set of disproportionate tits and a see through dress.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:45am.

No way in hell that's Nikki Sixx.

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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:27am.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL OR HEAVEN THAT "WOMAN" IS 22...ABSOLUTELY NO WAY. Her pics from her website were taken probably when she was 22,but now she is definately pushing or over the 40 mark NO DOUBT. She is disgusting...and I said makes the Trannies on Santa Monica Blvd. look high class and stunning. Pure...trash...

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:02am.

Who are these people?!?!?

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Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 7:30am.

I thought the pic was of two lesbians having a romantic night out. They are both lovely and well dressed. The blond should be given a fashion award for her beautiful dress. I'm going back to bed now. Bye, y'all!!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 7:31am.

I thought that "dude" was some lesbo trick. Poor bastard to have to through life looking like that. As well who in their right mind would go out with a girl who looks like that? I mean I've seen better looking HOs at my local peeler joint. Those tits are one of the worse tit jobs I've seen. Ladies please don't get fake tits, we love them large or small as long as they're natural and you wiggle around when we play with them:) Those things??? I’d be getting Play Doe flash backs if I were playing with those….things.

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 7:18am.

Emo rocker troll with hooker Barbie.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 7:02am.

Poor dude had to get the Kate Gosselin do(n't) in order to get any attention at all.

Submitted by theresapop on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 3:38am.

JakeyGssexslave is correct that is Steve Stevens...he is a tiny little guy...just check out the Dirty Diana MJ video and Billy Idols Mony Mony video both videos shot from live concert footage with Steve in both...also same face in this segment..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGB4nQIAcQ

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 2:06am.

If anyone else (not in Hollywood) decided to leave their house in a mesh gown, they'd get arrested for indecent exposure.

There's a time and place for this kind of dress, and if it's true that she's just expressing her "true self", then she's an awfully one dimensional person.

What is it exactly that this little idiot does for a living? In the real world, some of us don't have bloated rockstar boyfriends to sponge off of and need to get dressed to go to work! *gasp*

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by brownbagspecial09 on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:45am.

if only he had learned the lesson heidi tried to teach the world. STEP AWAY FROM THE COSMETIC SURGERY!!!

Submitted by ohkimber on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:38am.

I love her!!!! She has an honest smile and isn't pretending to be anything other than what she presents. That says more than most bitches I see every fucking day in my Seattle neighborhood. She's doing that little guy a favor and getting his eyeliner on straight. Fuck it.

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Submitted by Harley Quinn on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 2:27am.

She claims she's 22? There's no chance in hell this chick is the same age as me. She EASILY looks at least 30.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:57am.

This tramp's upper half is disproportionate to her lower half. If she gets fat one day, she'll carry the weight poorly. You can tell.

Her breast implants are FAIL. I'm just guessing that she opted for the tumorous melon aesthetic, but instead walked away with a set of tubular ones.

I guess that the black streak in her hair is to signify that she's "edgy". It's about as cutting edge as getting a nautical star tattooed on your wrist.

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Submitted by Harley Quinn on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:57am.

That's not Nikki Sixx, but that's his ghost of Xmas future - bloated & dying the hair or wearing a wig.

I can't believe that trick he's with, Josie Pearl, claims to be 22.

Bitch, please. More like 42. And like someone else said earlier - straight off the Vivid Video casting couch, a MILF or Cougar series.

Submitted by dulcecali on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:31am.

Billy Idol's Steve Stevens? (formally)....Looks like him..

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:09am.

that is definitely not nikki sixx...this creature with the giant plastic juggs is a vision...
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 11:24pm.

I've never met or been familiar with a guy I didn't hate, who didn't imitate Nikki Sixx...and that includes Nikki Sixx.

They usually don't have a fully functioning brain, most likely for one reason or another. It could be the drugs, STDs, or fucking hair products that mysteriously leaked into their wasted brains.

Anyone who dedicates so much time and energy into his own appearance is expected to court this high-maintenance sack of air. What a lot of girls are attracted to, is the "bad boy" image. Wow, these guys are on the fringe of popular culture, and are somehow more interesting and unique than Justin Timberfake and Nick Lachey.

In reality, they are no different than Justin Timberfake but marketed in edgier, albeit as commercial, packaging. Check you out with your snakebite piercings, guyliner, leather pants, and teased black hair. How original.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:57pm.

Ugh. What do these women do once they turn 45?
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Submitted by mynameisstolen on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:46pm.

is this the same woman?
http://www.socalpromodels.com/Josie/

and

where is her ass?
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can't be the same woman - she isn't packing a penis.

side note - those tits?!?! they're HORRIBLE! http://www.socalpromodels.com/Josie/enlargements/cowboy.jpg

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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:37pm.

Steve Stevens! He's quite an accomplished guitarist and obviously has elegant taste in the ladies as well.

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:27pm.

Ugh. What do these women do once they turn 45? She does have a nice stomach though. And that is NOT Nikki Six.

Submitted by mynameisstolen on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:16pm.

is this the same woman?
http://www.socalpromodels.com/Josie/

and

where is her ass?

Submitted by pegasus on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.

I was on the fence as to whether this was Steve Stevens or not...then I hit pic 3 & saw the profile of hair with schnoz hangin out...compare to MJ's Dirty Diana Video, that's definitely him.

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:00pm.

I'd just stick with black.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:32pm.

I'm pretty sure that is Rachel Dratch.

If she was hotter, of course.

Submitted by satanslilsunbeam on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:32pm.

That's definitely not Nikki Sixx. He is a lot taller and better looking than that.
It looks like Steve Stephens, Billy Idol's guitar player to me.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:26pm.

I am searching for my photo with Steve Stevens because there is no way he is 5'6. 5'6 in heels maybe, and he always wears them.

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Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:36pm.
Which one's the chic and which one's the dude?
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:25pm.

When did Nikki Sixx (or whoever he is) get so fat & feminine-looking? He might as well have the huge silicone chi-chis.

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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:18pm.

That's not Patti Stanger, the nose is too small!

Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:06pm.

Which one's the chic and which one's the dude?

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:05pm.

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:15pm.

I not convinced it is Steve Stevens either. Too short for Steve.
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Shandi, Steve is only 5'6. Sent a link to this photo to a friend who would know and he confirmed this is indeed Steve and Josie.

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:46pm.
At least she had the decency to put panties on under it. There's a lot of skanks out there who wouldn't.
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Submitted by Rhiannon on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:50pm.

She really is stunning! In the last pic you can see her reflection on the car bumper, it's something that can only compare to the piece of toast w/ Jesus' image seared on it. Hail Mary!

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:45pm.

Nikki Sixx recently broke up with Kat VonD, but that is NOT Nikki Sixx. Nikki is about 6'4", thinner than this guy and COVERED with tattoos. Again, people, this is NOT Nikki Sixx! He does look like a fat version of Rikki Rachtman (sp?)

I not convinced it is Steve Stevens either. Too short for Steve.

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