The Photoshop Awards: Dave Navarro's PETA Ad

There's nothing like a pair of furry man thighs staring back at you first thing in the morning. Yay (?). PETA decided to gives the ladies the day off and let a man get nekkid ass nekkid in the name of saving THIS FACE.

I'm all for four-lane happy trails, nipple knobs and tattoos that look like they were given in someone's garage after a keg party, but it's hard for me to fully enjoy this when they made Dave Navarro's face look like a wet chalk portrait of an Emo man.

And yes....I'd still....

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Photoshop Awards

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:24am.

I read years ago while he was touring with Jane's Addiction, Dave stuck a dildo up his butt on stage at one concert. That is kind of when I got turned off by him.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:22am.

I wish he would put a shirt on. JA could be meeting the President and he would be shirtless.

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:19am.

he looks like he has a small dick, but yeah, you know what, I'd still fucking hit it

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:18am.

Across his collar bone looks like the written words Eleven Twenty, maybe thats his birthday, wtf knows.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:17am.

Peta sux and the motherfucker sweats douche water.

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:16am.

When he first came around w/ Janes Addiction and the RHCP, I loved him to death, his tour of his house on MTV made me love him more. But as the years past, and I saw what a sleeze ball he actually was, I totally was disgusted by him. He married Carmen Electra, I still didnt like him, I think I watched one episode of their show. He is vile, I loathe him now. And that is photoshopped with every tool there is in that package, I know nothing about photoshop.

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:14am.

I rather wear mink then have some ink tbh

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Ball friendly

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:14am.

Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:40am.

I kind of like the bats....but those nipple rings make me want to rub my boobs, ouch.
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Go ahead and rub your boobs, hon. I won't tell. :)

And I love tats, I have one and will probably get more.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:12am.

TEAM NIPPLE RINGS!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by redbloomers on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:11am.

I think I'd rather pay him to keep his clothes on than see this.

Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:10am.

I kind of like the bats....but those nipple rings make me want to rub my boobs, ouch.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:08am.

BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA Raul!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:09am.

get back to janes addiction instead of doing faggy ads for fkiing peta who blows snot wads

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:08am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:35am.
what does the tat across his collarbone say?
He's kinda sexy but IDK, he's so durty!!!!!

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Eleven-twenty-two

Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:07am.

Its just not doing it for me

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:06am.

Done right and not just randomly placed ink can be really hot. In this case...... not. I'd choose the mink this time.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:06am.

What a Rip-off! It mirrors Raul campaign to only eat fresh ham wallets, Pink, Not Stink! ***********************************************************************************************
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05am.

what does the tat across his collarbone say?
He's kinda sexy but IDK, he's so durty!!!!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:02am.

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:29am.

Why does everyone think we want to see 'em naked?
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Seriously! I still haven't gotten over the whole Khloe Kardashian/Yeti debacle. :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:01am.

Why do I get the impression this guy is hung like a Tic Tac

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:59am.

Why does everyone think we want to see 'em naked?
(I want to see everyone naked*looks around the thread for volunteers*, but I was just thinking of y'all.)

*takes apart pen and uses unfolded paperclip to give DListed tattoos to everyone! Don't worry, I have never done this before*

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:56am.

I can't even look at the pic because my sign painter eyes keep going to the horrible spacing on NOT.
Fucking graphic designers!

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:56am.

is that mink eating her baby?

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:55am.

from the waist down that is hot as fuck

but sheesh - I lose my girly hard-on at the Carmen Electra tatoo :\

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:52am.

RE: PETA...they put animal rights back centuries.

RE: Dave...I use to love him...now he's too Criss Angel for me.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:52am.

I'm sorry, but I can't take a man seriously who's had his fingers in Carmen Electra.

OK, I guess that takes care of half the population.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:49am.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:11am.

AHAHAHAHA! I concur!!!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:48am.

Especially for PETA: http://www.dog-meat.net/

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:47am.

'like they were given in a garage after a keg party' ahahahah NAILED IT! *looks down at arms*

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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:47am.

Haaaaaaaaaaate PETA. The groundhog thing finally did it for me. I have an official hate-on for them, like, I want most of them to be ravaged by wild dogs.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:47am.

Some people are a little TOO comfortable in their skin...

Submitted by sonne on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:45am.

I'm not certain he's actually a man....

Fuck PETA! Didn't know about the Ronald McDonald house but it doesn't surprise me. They killed animals in their no-kill shelter and dumped them in the trash. Not only do they lie but they broke the law, too. Like I said, fuck PETA.

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:44am.

It's about fucking time they put a naked man in their ads. If he didn't have all them nasty tattoos, I'd probably hit it.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:44am.

Dave is looking so mo these days.

Cut down on the Wet and Wild eyeliner dude.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:43am.

PETA sucks shit. They once threw blood on a Ronald McDonald House...you know, the temporary housing for people with terminally ill children. Great move Peta! Idiots. Dave's a creepy idiot, too.