Wednesday, March 3rd 2010

Mo'Nique On Her Open Marriage And Furry Legs

When it comes to Mo'Nique's husband passing that peen around, she says she doesn't have a problem with it. But when it comes to a razor touching her hairy limbs, Mo'Nique says, "Fuck no!"

During Barbara Walters Oscar Special (which airs on Sundee), Mo'Nique said that she hasn't effed a dude outside of her marriage, but she wouldn't divorce her husband if he stuck it in another bitch. Mo'Nique explained, "Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That's not a deal-breaker. That's not something that would make us say, 'Pack your things and let's end the marriage. What if it's 20 times? So what? We've been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don't know who they're laying next to. I'm very comfortable and secure with my husband."

Whatever works for you is what I say. If Mo'Nique doesn't care if her husband comes home smelling like foreign vagina, strawberry lube and strange sperm, then more power to her. Who cares what others say. DO YOU.....even if your husband is off doing everybody else.

And you're wrong if you think that Mo'Nique's husband might run off to somebody else's bed because of her hairy legs. Mo'Nique says that her husband loves the fact that her legs look like Robin Williams' dick: "He loves the hairy legs and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go. I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful. I said never again would I do that to myself. I'm 42 and I'm very hairy."

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scisan60's picture

Yeah Monique...shaving legs might be a drag but since im a guy i wouldnt know about that....but women with hairy legs is probably as attractive to the opposite sex as men wearing lipstick and eyeshadow......civility has a price.

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as a GROWN woman i can tell you that after 20 years with someone you can wait for the open marriage part. and baby, you gotta shave your legs 'cause it's grossing me out..

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2terri amd mopa

thanks for taking the time to reply. am on diane35 since I was 17 (6yrs). It does reduce hirsutism and my skin is fucking glowing. But BCP is a whole other hornets nest.doctors here dont know much about PCOS and dont really giv a shit about it. I try not to dwell on it. my best friend has it too. everything happens in its own time.

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Hey, am I on D Listed? What is al of this sh!t about PCOS and sh!t? Did we all of a sudden start giving a sh!t about celebrities and there hairy a$$ legs and "open relationships?" Did you guys have your coffee this a.m. Did someone spike it with "I give a sh!t" sugar crystals. Ah well, lets all grow our hair out and start sleeping around on our mates. You all win! Boo!

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I look at this whole situation a little differently.

As an African American, there are many woman in my family that don't shave their legs, my mother included. The difference, the other women in my family have disgusting amounts of hair on the legs--my mom? Not ONE. Never has. I guess I will allow this. I have more of a problem with the old AA woman that are fucking growing beards on their face as well as mustaches and choose to go out dressed to the nines and talk to me like I DON'T notice that they have a face like Zack Galifianakis. THAT I will not abide and that is RAMPANT with the old ones in the south. FOUL.

As for the bullshit phrase "open marriage". I look at it like this. IF you have been my best friend for 25 years, do me the solid of NOT fucking everything under the sun and making me look like a complete pathetic asshole, especially since I am the only bread winner and I need people to respect me-as this is what best friends do. Thanks.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:25am.
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*throws up*

Can you imagine all her hairiness along with a bad case of pussing chlamydia?

*dry heaves*

Shaving for women is very much an "American thing." I have spent a lot of time in Europe, most of the women there do not shave their legs or arm pits.

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My fellow PCOS sufferers,

My 16 year old daughter has PCOS too. I feel terribly guilty about it, but I did warn her that although the doctor said she would have trouble getting pregnant, that is not always the case so take precautions. I was told I wouldn't be able to get pregnant without the help of fertility drugs. I was on the pill because I wasn't getting my period and I had a seizure and they thought I had something wrong with my heart. They told me I should stop taking the pill because it may have been contributing to my issues. Of course, I got unexpectedly pregnant within a few months. I did end up losing the pregnancy though.

A few years later, when I was engaged and about to marry, we decided we should start trying a little early in case I did have trouble conceiving. We started trying in November, we got married in January and I got pregnant in May and had my now 16 year old in February.....and another daughter 20 months later.

As far as the hair goes, I'm practically a gorilla. The facial hair, and neck, is the worst. I used to wax and all sort of time consuming stuff, but I'll be 50 in a few years, have two teen daughters and am about to start a full time job. So, it's an electric razor for a minute or two and I'm done.

I employ my poor daughter to take care of my back in the summer. If I had more time, I would tell you a funny story about when my husband shaved my back for me once when his family was visiting us, but I gotta go.

I've probably grossed just about everyone out by now anyway.

My thoughts are with those with PCOS worrying about conceiving. If I'm any indication, you should worry less about it.

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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 2:22am.

I think it's funny that people come on here saying you're being judgmental and closed minded if you don't agree with open-relationships or not shaving.

That's not what I said. You don't agree, fine, but most of the reactions are pretty aggressive, sometimes it feels like people are threatened by what's different. I'm not open-minded about EVERYTHING, but when someone is doing their thing and not hurting anyone, why go all crazy on their shit?
Like I said, I wouldn't be able to handle an open marriage relationship, but I understand why people make that choice, and respect them for that.

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I have PCOS also. If you are young and concerned about fertility issues, I'd suggest talking to your doctor about taking Aldactone. It's a mild diuretic but has a secondary effect of shrinking the cysts. It takes a while to work but it will reduce hair growth. I started on it when I was 19 and had a little problem getting pregnant, but it did happen. It just took time and happened naturally.

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@mopa

I have PCOS too. It's such a bitch. I'm not terribly hairy bodywise, cos my mom is practically hairless. but I do spend considerable time and effort AND MONEY removing facial hair. I do threading and whaddya know, i've terrbly sensitive skin, so I tear everytime. My biggest fear is that I wont be able to conceive. and I love babies.

also I think monique might have some hormonal problems too, cos I watched fat girls and couldnt help noticing she had ALOT of hair at her sideburns and jawline. she was hairier than the dude (he's plays the haitian)

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I don't shave as much in the winter. My armpits or legs aren't exposed near as much as they are in Spring or Summer, but I shave when I see a little bit of stubble.

But frankly, I don't bother with shaving my arms. If some guy is "repulsed" by fine, very light hairs on my arms, then he's just too much of a petty bitch for me to waste my time on.

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I try not to pass judgement on women shaving because of my experience. It's a joke in my family and with the people I used to work with that they could tell when spring arrived because I would start shaving my legs. When we 'spring ahead' not only do I change the batteries in my smoke detectors, but I consider starting to shave my legs. I finally decided a few years ago that I wasn't going to subject myself to the crazy amount of time it took for me to keep my legs, and a few other areas, cleanly shaven.

My reason is that I have PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) and it causes very excessive hair. Everywhere. It takes alot of time and energy to keep the hair away from places there shouldn't be hair, nevermind my legs, which aren't exposed in the cold weather anyway. It also keeps me warm in the cold weather.

It certainly has nothing to do with cleanliness. People aren't 'pigs' because they don't shave their legs. I'm as clean as everyone else.

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Alas, I wish my boyfriend liked hairy legs. Im indian so that would make things so much easier.

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@hotslutofthedecade

Am I smelling a fellow soci major?

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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 2:22am.

Thank you for saying that! I wanted to say something like that but didn't know how to.

When I was participating in other forums, I was especially active on the Tiger Woods scandal, and commenters always would accuse those of us who disagreed with his actions as being judgmental, outdated, hyper-religious nutcases, putting words into our mouths ALL THE TIME that no-one has ever claimed about themselves. Gee, last time I checked, making unconfirmed assumptions about people based on their opinions and pulling random statistics out of your asses was considered just that, JUDGING.

The only actual difference is that they disagree with the other person's immediate opinion. I agree with you entirely. I judge people, and so does everyone else...and I'm getting really annoyed at people who are too fucking proud of themselves to join the rest of us. I've become extremely weary of people who are too in love with themselves and their self-fulfilling agendas that they think they're above respecting other people.

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Hmmm...maybe not everyone's style but Mo'nique is a bit of a bad ass.

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I think it's funny that people come on here saying you're being judgmental and closed minded if you don't agree with open-relationships or not shaving. Don't you realize you're being just as judgmental and a hypocrite by trying to say they're close-minded or "unevolved" b/c they don't agree with it? There is no such thing as being non-judgmental, there is no such thing as not conforming, and there is no such thing as a truly open-mind. Everyone has beliefs and agendas, therefore making it impossible to be open-minded about EVERYTHING. If you don't conform to "social norms" then you're just conforming to not conform. So sick of the bullshit, people need to get over their "open-minded" pretentious asses already.

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More power to Monique!! I couldn't handle having an open relationship at all. No way, will never happen in any relationship I'm in. I'm not even in a relationship anymore, but my ex-girlfriend was seeing some dude she was with a couple of times YEARS ago, and It still pisses me off, and we've been broken up for two years now. Thank god she got over that shit real fast, but eventually wants to keep her friendship with him, which if we ever got back together, I doubt I could handle her even having a friendship. Call me controlling, but that shit just doesn't work for me.
sorry didn't mean to go on a tangent about it. Anyway more power to this chick if she can honestly handle it.

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I have way too many self-esteem issues to be in an open relationship. I get jealous very easily.

I mean, if monogamy isn't your thing, that's cool but frankly, and like I said, it's my thing. What's the point in being in a relationship without affection or romance?

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Personally this wouldn't fly with me, if a person cheats the trust is over. The end.

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i was happy to see her sport the hairy legs... not everyone's cup of tea, but certainly no indication of poor hygene, or low self esteem or some imagined moral failure. Some people like it, like my boyfriend, so I rock the fur for kink's sake.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 8:19pm.

Sorry, missed this post. Anyway, it is cool that I get some time away from it because I'm pretty sick right now. :(

G'night.

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I called her an ape once for her hairy legs, but I take it back.

She's comfortable with it, her husband loves it, more power to them both.

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I happen to know some sistas from the hood and they don't shave either. They are hairy. The hair is curly. Ingrowns. Fast regrowth. It is a whole deal!! Waxing isn't too much better. And they can't get laser because their skin is too dark. I met a woman who had to shave her face. Had too!

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i don't really care what consenting adults do, but i do care when people feel the need to OVERSHARE...i did not need to know what's going in mo'nique's marriage...
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Honestly, I wouldn't be opposed to my relationship being "open". That is never going to happen (he'd get WAY too jealous) so I'll just keep on truckin', I guess.

I'm happy enough to not stray, but I'm damn sure never going to be married to him on paper. I can't guarantee that 20 years from now I'll still want to be with him and I know that deep down, he doesn't know either.

Anyway, I respect her because she tells you like it is. She's not sugar coating it. I also don't give a shit if her legs are hairy. I'd take being around a hairy person over a dirty, smelly person, any day of the week.

if you follow monique at all, you know she is a deeply unique and independent minded bitch. you can't take her at exactly face value - but you can't assume you know what she means or how she thinks, either.

i think, at this point in her career, she truly does not give a shit. and i doubt that any one of us is capable of diagnosing her thought process or understanding her marraige.

monique is the kind of woman who is never gonna let you see her cry, and she's never gonna forget someone who was a friend to her; and woe to her enemies.

what i'm trying to say is - hairy legs and 'open relationships' ain't the half of it, kids.

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Submitted by Chrisantemus on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 9:18pm.

I think for all her tough talk, Mo'nique is very insecure. I guess her husband said to her: "Look: the only way I'm gonna marry you is if you are OK with me having sex with other women" and I guess Mo'nique agreed because, I suppose, she'd rather have half a man than no man.

Does it have to do with the fact that she is overweight and was afraid that no one else would want her? I don't know. But it seems to me that she settled, and he hit the jackpot by marrying a working actress who will pay the bills while he has fun on the side.

Not cool, Mo'nique. Not cool.

Doesn't make sense. The kind of man who wants that kind of relationship is not the kind of man who would be okay with his wife not shaving her legs.

I think for all her tough talk, Mo'nique is very insecure. I guess her husband said to her: "Look: the only way I'm gonna marry you is if you are OK with me having sex with other women" and I guess Mo'nique agreed because, I suppose, she'd rather have half a man than no man.

Does it have to do with the fact that she is overweight and was afraid that no one else would want her? I don't know. But it seems to me that she settled, and he hit the jackpot by marrying a working actress who will pay the bills while he has fun on the side.

Not cool, Mo'nique. Not cool.

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who's the dude mo' mo is married to? didn't he play a cool gay guy in a sitcom or something... funny guy if I recall.

and Khensu - coolio... at least you have a little time off.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:56pm.

It sucks pretty hard, but I still have today and tomorrow off from work, so I still have a lot of time to regroup from the monotony.

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Khensu - that's cool. I know it sucks working at fast food...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:44pm.

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ok real quick Khensu are you a chef!?
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Submitted by d-nice on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:41pm.

Wow I have to say I'm kind of surprised that 95% of the reactions here are conventional + rather judgmental...
I mean, using the words 'nasty' and 'gross' when it's just hair, overall there's nothing literally dirty about it, after all, we accept that from men and don't think it's nasty -though there seems to be a trend of men shaving their bodies lately...

No offense but it feels like the majority of the people overreact to whatever's different from society's conventions. I guess in regards to today's standards I don't stand a chance either... I'm the proud owner of an unshaven pussy, and my husband is 100% okay with it, he likes me 'au naturel' and doesn't understand why women go through all that trouble when sexiness and beauty doesn't lie in a bald pussy, but rather in the desire you feel for that one special person.
But not many men feel like that, and I know I'm lucky...

As for the open marriage part, why not? Not my thing but I know it works for some people.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:37pm.

Lol, I have the worst luck at work ever. I'd suggest you don some protective gear or you'll get burned too. :(

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BIG BOOTIE - you have a very good point. There are quite a few men out there that like hairy women...
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