Megan Fox Is Practically A Virgin

Those of you who think that Megan Fox's vagina eats a different penis for breakfast, lunch and dinner need to think again! For your information, Megan's chocha only knows the taste of two peens and two peens only. Megan isn't a dirty slut, she just plays one in the media.

In an interview with Harper's Bazaar UK (via NYDN), Megan says that contrary to what's written about her on every bathroom wall from here to Delphia she's not a slut at all. According to Megan, she's only been with two dudes: "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian (aka David from Beverly Hills 90210). I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand."

Okay, so Megan's got her nun costume on today. Role-playing is fun, isn't it? We can play along....

Megan also said that instead of squirting jizz out of dicks, she's squirting frosting on cupcakes at home. Yes, she's a regular June Cleaver and devoted stepmother, "I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible [for him] and I've never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run."

But Megan blames herself for why some look at her as a man-eating whore, "My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it."

So there you have it. Go ahead and remove Megan's place setting from the slut's table. More peen for all of us!

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Submitted by Idinky on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 10:43am.

I'm calling BULLSHIT on this one.

I actually live in West Palm Beach, FL and have a few friends that escaped small town of Port Saint Lucie (the town where Megan Fox grew up in). In highschool she was a hoe hoeing it up with any guy she could find. You can't escape your roots Megan just embrace your inner skank!

Submitted by RasKimmie on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 3:54pm.

Sorry, but when people can't recognize you unless your tongue is hanging out, you're a whore.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 5:12pm.

That's right Kassius mama used to play on General Hospital and Beverly Hills 90210.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Submitted by gia on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 12:43pm.

Well, she is only 23 years old, give her time.

Submitted by sharoninshape on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 11:23am.

Good for Megan,she has more class than most of the young girls in Hollywood. I totally agree with her, sleeping with someone you do not love and one night stand is sick and disgusting. I have no idea how women feel when they sleep around and have so many sexual partners. No man will respect you ala john Mayer and Jessica Simpson.Even when you do get marry you will have given your heart and body to all of the man you have slept with.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:57am.

Vannessa Marcil's gonna shank her. I love me some Professor Whoreface quotes, but she's gone too far in here low-rent Angelina Jolie-copying ways. Too broke to even ADOPT a kid before claiming him:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000522/bio

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:31am.

She definitely does look much prettier in this picture. She's got a Katy Perry thing going on, and I do think Katy Perry is pretty.

...but I still don't have much nice to say about Megan Fox otherwise.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 12:11am.

"There was a great article in a trade magazine post-Jennifer's Body box office failure. Basically it talked about her team frantically trying to figure out how to repackage her, since her current sex siren image wasn't getting her anywhere beyond having guys wacking off to her for free on the internet. They realized she needed to appeal more to the female demo specifically. So, we see the new image in the making--god, she's following Angelina Jolie
to the T, going for the mother earth figure now. Angelina did the same bullshit about her sex partners too-saying she only had three lovers or something. Next Megan's going to sit down with more lady-friendly magazines like Redbook and take a cover photo with Kassius in overalls, all fresh faced with a title like "Kassius comes first in my life!"!Mark my words!"

Well, yeah. You notice she's not looking like a prostitute anymore. She doesn't OD on make-up as much.

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:29pm.

She's very virginal for a girl who could tie a cherry in a knot with her tongue with her eyes closed and both hands behind her back.

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Submitted by Melody1980 on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:52pm.

That whole comment about only ever having sex with two guys was from a Rolling Stone article - or at least she said the exact same thing word for word in her Rolling Stone interview. I don't care who Megan Fox has fucked - she's pretty but it isn't enough to turn her into a mega star so who cares?

Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:34pm.

hamblettmaud....(_!_) sniff this, I am TOTALLY stealing that. Yur a Jeanyus. Seriously, LOVES IT

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:35pm.

Would anyone pay to see her ın a movıe UNLESS she was flashıng tıts and ass?!

Thıs trıck has lost what lıttle mınd she had left!

She needs to go sıt ın a corner (or alley) and suck a cocksıckle!

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:31pm.

Megan Fox is so full of shit, she squeaks going into a turn.

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Submitted by halojones on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:32pm.

There was a great article in a trade magazine post-Jennifer's Body box office failure. Basically it talked about her team frantically trying to figure out how to repackage her, since her current sex siren image wasn't getting her anywhere beyond having guys wacking off to her for free on the internet. They realized she needed to appeal more to the female demo specifically. So, we see the new image in the making--god, she's following Angelina Jolie to the T, going for the mother earth figure now. Angelina did the same bullshit about her sex partners too-saying she only had three lovers or something. Next Megan's going to sit down with more lady-friendly magazines like Redbook and take a cover photo with Kassius in overalls, all fresh faced with a title like "Kassius comes first in my life!"!Mark my words!

Submitted by pussywhipper on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:28pm.

@peopleperson:

"I am married now but I was the same way. I hope she is smarter than me and doesn't end up getting into relationships with losers she just wants to bone."

Well said!! How many women have wasted their time on losers, just because they were horny and didn't want to be called "slutty"?

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:19pm.

"Please no more Megan Fox posts."

You're acting like we had a shitload this year. This and the post about her "W" covershoot were the onle ones she had so far.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:22pm.

Oh snap!

What an interesting visual, by the way.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:10pm.

Yep, Megan Fox is back on DListed. But after John Mayer and Tila Tequila has been shoved in our faces, should we really bother bashing her?

Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:55pm.

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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:18pm.

"UR ALL JELLUS H8ERS MEGAN FOX IS THE BEAUTIFULIEST WOMENZ OUT THERE AND UR ALL JUST UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:52pm.

Khensu Hetep:

Wıth the amount of jızz Megan has swallowed, you'd thınk her braın would be too clogged wıth bastard abortıons to comment any further on her rıse to fame from her knees.

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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:18pm.

"UR ALL JELLUS H8ERS MEGAN FOX IS THE BEAUTIFULIEST WOMENZ OUT THERE AND UR ALL JUST UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:48pm.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:53pm.

And she's ungrateful, to make it even better!

I also like her fanboys' angle that everyone who criticizes her is "jellus".
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:47pm.

I dont know why how many sex partners she has had is relevant anyways! Who cares?

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:53pm.

And she's ungrateful, to make it even better!

I also like her fanboys' angle that everyone who criticizes her is "jellus".

I think she's pretty sometimes, but she's far from flawless, in my opinion...and like Fucking_Classy said, she isn't the only attractive woman in Hollywood. Most women I know don't feel the same way about Charlize Theron that they do about Megan Fox, and SHE'S beautiful.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:30pm.

"I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me"

Where is his mama?
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His mama is Vanessa Marcil and she has custody of there son last I heard soooooo who knows what this vapid bitch is talking about

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:30pm.

"I made a lot of suggestive comments for publicity, but now that I realize that I don't have enough charm, talent, or intelligence to maintain a permanent career, I'm going to try to appeal toward a more universal audience now".

How transparent. There comes an "epiphany" in every skankbag's career that they realize that once they queef out a few kids or stop working out that her most "loyal" fans will turn their backs on her, like a school of fucking sharks, so they present this female-friendly "down to Earth" front.

Megan Fox seems to have trouble with being consistent too. She imposed a sex-crazed image upon herself from the beginning, but now she's trying to convince the world that she's a lot more inhibited than she lets on. She complains about her insecurities, yet she turns around with her "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" rants.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by get serious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:27pm.

This bitch is so stupid that she needs a translator. Here's what she said:

"My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it."

Here's what she meant:

"My only regret is having posed for slutty pictures & acting like a braindead moron. I don't regret getting money for what I've done, becoming famous or getting movie roles which I'm totally unqualified for because I'm stupid & can't act. No, I don't regret being a total attention whore; I just regret posing like a whore in pics."

Seeing her picture & how stupid she is, no wonder people have nicknamed her "Professor Whoreface". What a moron...

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:23pm.

LawDog:

We should be so lucky.

Thıs brokedown Angelına should be lucky for every role that trıckles down her way.

Of course that ıs not the only thınk trıcklıng down her way for her to even GET saıd role(s).

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Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:13pm.

MK please change the heading to Megan Fox is practically a sturgeon, because she is a stupid FISH

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Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:12pm.

@Breakdown, when you do that mirror thing doesn't the bloody mary come out and kill you?

*shivers*

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Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:00pm.

"I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me"

Where is his mama?

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Submitted by hamblettamaud on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 4:51pm.

if that's your biggest regret, you dumb tart, then you really DO have a charmed life. YOU DUMB TART!

(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 4:03pm.

Thıs ho needs to wrıte her name on a bathroom mırror (or stall) about 17 tımes and then (attempt to) read ıt as many tımes as she can before ıt fınally sınks ın...

Eureka!

''I should be ın porn!''

The fluff game wıll not waıt forever.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:49pm.

Is it just me, or she trying to be Katy Perry lately? She's trying to look like Katy Perry and is making Katy Perry-like statements.

Her eyes are nice, but they're just blue. Believe it or not, brown, green, grey, or hazel eyes can be pretty too. SHOCKER!

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:10pm.

I think she's gorgeous, but I HATE when she does that sticking out of the tongue. She looks slutty enough without doing that. The whole tongue thing is just overkill.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:56pm.

She's a retard but MAN those eyes would drive me crazy...as in good crazy.

Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:51pm.

I...think I believe her. Maybe I'm naive, but she does seem like quite the committed type. She's only...24? - and she's been with BAG for, what, 6 years? That's like a fucking eternity in H-wood.

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:34pm.

I'm sure Vanessa Marcil is oh-so-happy to hear how her child is being raised by this dumb ho.

Ms. Carla Santini is trying to pull a Gis with this pile of horseshit. I hope Vanessa slaps the taste out her mouf.

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:55pm.

Bitch is so unoriginal in looks and in personas she tries to put out there. she isn't fooling anyone.

Please no more Megan Fox posts.

Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by gines on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:24pm.

i think she's pretty, but she's obviously had some minor surgical work done to achieve it. come on.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:47pm.

So, she has slept with as many men as Paris Hilton? Oh wait, Paris said THREE men only.

hahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahha- to the both of them.

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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:47pm.

Hmm, let's see, she talks like a slut, she acts like a slut, she looks like a slut and has the name of a porn star or a go-go dancer; she had tons of work done on her to look and feel the way she does, she acts all man-eating cuntish and tells everyone how she just uses men to get to where she wants....and then we are all supposed to believe she is just a little wall-flower who opens her coochie to only the ones she loves? Man. She should put being full of shit and manipulative on her list of attributes. she should at least own the fact that she is a slut and slept her way up Hollywood. I would respect that more than this phony "oh i am such a nice girl" BS, which is obviously a blatant lie.
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Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:37pm.

Some guy who fucked her (not the two she mentions) should come out and say "now hold up BITCH" and release pictures and/or video proving they had sex. Would be epic.

Submitted by Jana on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:34pm.

a pretty face who got lucky