Naomi Campbell Is Off The Hook For Using Her Right Hook
The city of Manhattan was shut down yesterday evening and everybody was ordered to stay indoors after Naomizilla allegedly punched her driver and then fled the scene when he called the fuzz. The 27 year-old driver said Naomi punched him in the back of the head while he was driving causing him to hit the steering wheel. Oh shit. Naomi is just like your grandmother! When nana tells you to make a right into the Denny's parking lot, you make a right or she'll beat you with her shoe.
Shortly after the incident, Naomi's assistant went down to the precinct to speak to the police. Naomi's rep issued this statement:
“There shouldn’t be a rush to judgment. There is more to the story than meets the eye.”
The story didn't meet the eye. Naomi's fist did! I love the way publicists talk.
This morning, the New York Times reports that the police are no longer interested in speaking with Naomi. They have closed the case and no charges will be filed. It might be safe for New Yorkers to roam the street again. However, you might want to carry some kind of drugstore-bought toner with you just in case. Supermodels are allergic to anything sold under fluorescent lighting.
The police probably closed the file on this one when Naomi sent them a blood-stained Blackberry with the note: "Just a lil' reminder xoxoNa-Na". Even the police want to sleep with both eyes closed at night.
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Though I am a non-violent, practicing buddhist, I have to say, if Naomi Campbell hit me with anything, even a skanky side-eye, I would go at her like a spider monkey! My dad was a boxer and I know how to deal with a bitch like this! *lighting incense and finding my good place*
She needs to write a book entitled, "How To Give the Most Perfect Blowjob in the World."
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I need to hear the whole story. No one in their right mind would hit someone in the back of the head who was driving. That is an accident waiting to happen.
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2 words: pay off.
I would say Naomı could get away wıth murder but that may gıve her some OJ-esque ıdeas.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:48pm: "???Manhattan is a *borough* of NYC (also the name of the island it is on), not a city unto itself - MK you live in NYC (no?) you should know that!"
Here is my wiki entry: New York City (NYC) is comprised of five boroughs: The Bronx (eh), Brooklyn (holla!), Manhattan (a.k.a. the City; no words needed), Queens (who cares), and Staten Island (armpit). While Michael K. referred often to what seemed to be his home in the Village, a recent posting on Candy Spelling alluded to new digs in Brooklyn.
This stupid cunty whore keeps hitting people and getting away with the shit all the fucking time. What a bloody idiot, well past her sell-by date and only in the media for dating any Tom, Dick or Harry, who is stupid enough to wiggle his Wille inside this bitch. Hope she has her shit face smashed in by somebody soon, so she knows what it feels like. Loser!
Someone please punch the bitch out and break her face. End her tantrums and her c areer.
More than meets the eye... case closed. Huh?!
???Manhattan is a *borough* of NYC (also the name of the island it is on), not a city unto itself - MK you live in NYC (no?) you should know that!
As for get serious, you didn't read the other person's post about the assistant that killed the realtor to refer to this story. Reading is fun-da-mental.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Uh, StickaCockinWoo, you seem to be lost. Your story has nothing to do with Naomi Campbell. Either you're mental or totally confused. Either way, please seek professional help soon.
As for cuntzilla, this bitch continues to hit people & act out in anger. I wonder when someone is finally going to stand up to her & smack her down hard; bitch needs a serious beatdown. As for the police, they've let her go AGAIN. The twat is going to keep on hitting people until someone gets really hurt, and then the shit will really hit the fan...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Stan Hopper, regarding that personal assistant for that realtor that prosecutors pinned on her for killing. Their are so many holes in that story:
1.The pants that she wore to work were cargo pants, if she had killed her wouldn't blood soak through the pants; inside or inside out?
2.If she had bashed the realtor's head with what was it again a yoga stick, which there is not such thing. Wouldn't there be blood all over the place? She had time to clean that up?
3.Wouldn't her footprints, bloody fingerprints be all over the place. The door knob?
4.She so smart and she had time to clean up a short amount of time?
5.If she had bashed this woman's head in wouldn't she have had bruises or cuts on her fingers.
6.She had time to kill the realtor, the blood would be all over her body, face, hair, clothes that she took a shower, done her hair in the short amount of time that she went in and out of the building.
7.The police, prosecutors didn't do any dna, blood check to see if it was her or her daughter?
8.The realtor head was bashed in 22xs that looked more like a upset rage hit to me that her daughter could have done or someone else could have done.
That case wasn't done properly.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Stan Hopper, regarding that personal assistant for that realtor that prosecutors pinned on her for killing. Their are so many holes in that story:
1.The pants that she wore to work were cargo pants, if she had killed her wouldn't blood soak through the pants; inside or inside out?
2.If she had bashed the realtor's head with what was it again a yoga stick, which there is not such thing. Wouldn't there be blood all over the place? She had time to clean that up?
3.Wouldn't her footprints, bloody fingerprints be all over the place. The door knob?
4.She so smart and she had time to clean up a short amount of time?
5.If she had bashed this woman's head in wouldn't she have had bruises or cuts on her fingers.
6.She had time to kill the realtor, the blood would be all over her body, face, hair, clothes that she took a shower, done her hair in the short amount of time that she went in and out of the building.
7.The police, prosecutors didn't do any dna, blood check to see if it was her or her daughter?
8.The realtor head was bashed in 22xs that looked more like a upset rage hit to me that her daughter could have done or someone else could have done.
That case wasn't done properly.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
But not for wearing a nasty ass wig
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
There will come a day when someone slaps the shit out of her during one of her violent, cunty tirades and the video ends up posted on You Tube. It will be like one of those public transit fight videos that show up every few months when some mouthy bitch gets sat down the hard way with a right hook to the jawbone.
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I am not a pussy.
Seriously, how come no one has gone Ike Turner on this dirty tampon factory? Someone needs to break her fucking nose so she won't be able to snort coke in a month at least.
In my perfect world. I would pair up Naomi with the personal assistant who bashed a NYC real estate agent to the star to death. She killed her boss and made off with her purse and blamed her daughters -- bitch was caught on camera leaving the building with the dead woman's purse and coat.
Wished she had worked for Naomi at the time.
Her cell phone bashing days would be over by now.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:15am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:59am
Fuck the money. When was the last time she had to pay someone she assulted?
that's just the point.. money makes the judicial system bend to the whim
Just once TT would like to see someone hit this bitch right back. A good ass whipping would make her rethink this hitting people crap.
i have already spent a pack of skittles(i'm counting on you, Bowchicka!) for the hit, but i would be happy to put the cheesecake back on the table if you're up to punch this chick in the noggin!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
I'm so glad her honor has been reclaimed.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:59am
Fuck the money. When was the last time she had to pay someone she assulted?
Just once TT would like to see someone hit this bitch right back. A good ass whipping would make her rethink this hitting people crap.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
The only time I found her "Hot" was in Michael Jackson's video for "In the Closet".
Other than that. Meh.
why is she still relevant? Crazy ass is over the hill for the modeling world and she's no good for anything else.
useless cunt
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:56am.
Why does this gigantasaur keep getting away with assulting people?
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when did you stop understanding this?... one word: money
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
... thought all the NYC cabbies had those holey-plexiglass barriers for protection from thugs like her. If so, how is this even possible?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Bitch is getting off easy... one more time.
Why does this gigantasaur keep getting away with assulting people?
It's all fug and names until she kills someone.
And that's where this beyoch is headed. mark my words.
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You're my wife now Dave !
Good for her!! Go, Na, Na, go Na, Na!!
Of all the things going on in new york, naomi is really important.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
"Please Report To The Devil's Office" new favorite tag!
Submitted by justincase on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:41am.
cheater!!!.. you're not allowed to make your own cheesecake!!!
OT: she's a "thug"... when does her gangsta rap video come out?
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
@ ESE I would be happy to polish off a Sara Lee cheesecake in exchange for kicking her butt BUT sadly this is only a fantasy and of course she got off and as long as she is "famous" she will go on getting off. *off to make cheesecake*
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
He hit the steering wheel? I don't know, that sounds a little outrageous. I don't think she can hit that hard. It just doesn't seem that easy.
Oh, big fucking surprise.
I'm hoping she pisses off the Russian billionaire. The Russian mob is probably chomping at the bit to disappear her.
can someone put a hit out on Naomi??? This bitch deserves to get her ass kicked...not be riding in limos or dating billionaire Russians....
I just keep praying she finds herslef stranded in Brooklyn or the Bronx and tries to give one of the street bitches a hard time for staring at her or not giving her chauffer directions to the turnpike fast enough...
They'll drag her ass out of the car, skin her alive & make a full length trench coat out of her hide.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:27am.
you got it!!... now go!... bite and scratch if need be!!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:24am.
i'm gonna need one of you fine cultured ladies of dlisted to step up and kick the ever living shit out of this woman.... come on?!... there's a free Sara Lee cheesecake in it for anyone that's up for the task!
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ESE, change that incentive to a pack of Sour Skittles and Bowchickawawa is the woman for the job!
Another celeb gets away with it. Shocking.
Reminds me of that episode from The Simpsosn "Lisa's Wedding" where in the future all celebrities are considered hardcore criminals. Heather Locklear Fortensky anyone?
"Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous"
i'm gonna need one of you fine cultured ladies of dlisted to step up and kick the ever living shit out of this woman.... come on?!... there's a free Sara Lee cheesecake in it for anyone that's up for the task!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
Eileenie would be afraid of this crazy bitch.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Shouldn't thy stop letting her into The US? There are American stars that have been banned from entering European countries for minor offences like hers. Just tell her to keep her ass in the UK from now on.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
ooh really snowy?
the answer, Naomi, is always: YES of course that muthafucka is cheatin
aww look at the Smurfs lunchbox in the ads!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
she beat up the driver because he wouldn't rat out her bf (who he used to drive for) about if he was cheating on her
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown