Naomi Campbell Is WANTED
If you happen to be in the NYC area and spot a crazed supermodel with rage in her eyes and a Blackberry in hand, RUN don't sashay to the nearest discount clothing chain (bitch doesn't go near those) and call the police! It's most likely Naomi the Terrible and she's a WANTED woman!
The New York Post says that the terror of the catwalk allegedly Naomi Campbell-ed a chauffeur this afternoon. The story goes that Naomi freaked out at a driver who was taking her around the city. When the driver called the police, Naomi busted out of the car and fled the scene! Naomi is now at large, and the police are looking for her.
The police said that the driver suffered a few minor bruises and bumps as a result of getting punched out by Naomi. The police simply handed him a pamphlet for the Victims of Naomi Campbell support group. They meet every Wednesday night in the basement of a church.
It's not known why Naomi flipped out, but I'm guessing the driver made the mistake of looking her in the eye. Shit, he might have just looked in her direction. That is why it's best just to blindfold yourself around Naomi and claim you're deaf. Even if you're driving!
See no evil, hear no evil!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 8:08am.
She needs to spend a night in Rikers, then we'll see if she pulls this shit again.
WORD.
Jeebus! Those thighs look like they'd get her a 'lympic medal in speed skating!!! She should have been on Vancouver last week rather than NYC this week beating folks, she could have been winning the gold!
Thank goodness that she is way too selfish to have procreated. I couldn't imagine any child being safe around her.
quick way to make a buck...work for Naomi, do everything she says, she will inevitably have a fit no matter what you do, throw something at you, or hit you with her fists, and then just sue, sue, sue and viola instant payday. Where do I sign up...and btw South London or no south london she is international now....representing the fashion industry and she shames that business, just like Lilo and all the other cunts...privileged and worthless...nasty hos.
Naomi need's to get her own ass kicked. I bet she wouldn't slap another person if she got knocked the fuck out.
She needs to spend a night in Rikers, then we'll see if she pulls this shit again.
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Submitted by iluvlondon on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:05am.
ALL South London girls have attitude problems. (...) Every time I get on the bus some South London black girl is yellin into her phone at the top of her voice about how she's gonna "murk" (translation: deliver a colossal beatdown on) this person or that person.
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OMG I can relate, I live in South London too and I avoid the bus precisely because of that and muggy kids. They re so nasty!
That said, North London can be nasty too (Camden Town for instance)
Bitch grew up in an area of south-central London very close to where I'm living right now. ALL South London girls have attitude problems. I really dont know what it is that makes them 10 times more aggressive and gobby than anyone living north of the river but there you go. Every time I get on the bus some South London black girl is yellin into her phone at the top of her voice about how she's gonna "murk" (translation: deliver a colossal beatdown on) this person or that person. Give them millions and millions of pounds and access to a life of jet-setting luxury and you have Naomi Campbell - a very dangerous combination indeed. She's probably got a whole host of mental issues but the prevalent one is definitely SLFS (South London Female Syndrome). I would like to see her back on ends trying this Blackberry-throwing shit with girls who haven't been softened slightly by the life of luxury, though.
NYC is crazy enough in midtown to drive through without some nut playing whack a mole with her high heel on her drivers head.
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I knew ıt was only a matter of tıme before she struck agaın.
But at least she looks great when she busts a bıtch upsıde the head.
Team Naomı!
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Oh I wholeheartedly agree, Centaurious: Leona is much scarier, even dead! I was trying to think of someone, anyone, who may be her terrifying equal, but could only come up with Anna.
Hm, perhaps Lauren Bacall? I don't think she'd put up with too much from Naomi but I hate the thought of her possibly getting winged by a cell. Anna, not so much. ; )
Submitted by Aspasia on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:08am.
Hello and thank you for the welcome, Centaurious!
I don't visit too often but always enjoy it when I do. : )
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LOL...as far as not visiting Dlisted too often goes, don't EVER work at home....
I find myself catching up on work at the craziest hours, it's insanity...even more insane than I am myself naturally! :)
As far as Leona goes, I used to live in Greenwich, CT, there was this really pretty walking trail near the beach there, and my boyfriend and myself SAW HER walking right near us!
Wow, she was scary. Seriously scary!
She could have put Naomi's ass in gear, in my estimation.
Anna Wintour does not scare me. She is not intimidating to me at all.
Leona was!!!! :)
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Hello and thank you for the welcome, Centaurious!
I don't visit too often but always enjoy it when I do. : )
Re. Naomi: Since Leona's dead I wonder if Anna Wintour could verbally bitchslap, I mean help rehabilitate, her?
Submitted by Aspasia on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:51am.
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I enjoy reading your posts, hope we will hear more from you in the future.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Oooo Naomi, you were this close to getting appointed a UN Goodwill Ambassador.
I'm all for her serving some time but think a lesson may be better learned if Naomi works in the service industry for a stretch. Too bad Leona Helmsley is dead, it would have been a treat to see Naomi work for someone like her.
Hello to Italics and anyone else still awake! : )
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:26am.
Wasn’t “see no evil, hear no evil” engraved on the cell phone she used to assault her maid?
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Ummm...you forgot "speak no evil."
That's kind of important, I think.
I mean, you WERE referring to a cell phone, right?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Wasn’t “see no evil, hear no evil” engraved on the cell phone she used to assault her maid? Naomi is a menace. This is the third time she has attacked someone she knows. She belongs in prison.
Submitted by get serious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:46am.
I agree with almost all of your posts on here, this being one of them.
She's one of the most entitled cunts to infest the plane of this universe, and it's time someone gives Ms. Washed Up 90s Supermodel a taste of her own medicine.
Someone posted earlier that her temper is so violent because of suppressed rage, which is understandable, but how much "rage" can this twat bottle? Honestly. It must be so frustrating to be a spoiled bitch whose fortunes fell into her lap because of her looks. This Amazonian fucking she-devil never owed society an honest day's labor in her life because of her long legs and pouty lips, yet she's always involved in some conflict with another person because All Hail Queen Naomi Campbell can't "handle" herself.
Let's throw princess into a jail cell with someone who isn't afraid to lay a finger on the little wackjob. Better yet, let's throw her into the slums with a bunch of people who don't give a fuck whether she's Naomi Campbell or whether they'll go to jail. Like many others have said, they'll ugly her up reaaaal quick.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Get it straight. Naomi "I'm the biggest cunt on planet earth" campbell didn't beat someone up; she attacked her driver with her high heeled shoe WHILE he was driving & couldn't fight back without crashing the car. As soon as he'd stopped the car, the twat bolted & ran away like a pussy.
This nasty twat needs to be put in jail in general population. Being arrogant & stupid, she'll pop off to a prison sista, and she'll be beat down hard really soon; they'll ugly her up & straighten out her twatty ways in no time...
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OK, let's go over this again....Lil Kim goes to prison for throwing a fucking nail file, and this cunt lives to lumber the catwalk yet another day.
When will her comeuppance come?
I really need to know.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
she needs to have her ass thrown in jail, and learn a lesson or twenty.
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The older she gets, the more she looks like a robo-tranny. Can't stop ugly from oozing to the surface.
@McNightmare: Good idea for a driver, in theory.
However, I have heard of no one in the last twenty years she has modeled who benefitted from her rage.
Not one person has won any money that I know of
Sad but true.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 8:53pm.
See, Naomi knows who she can mess with. Her career as a model has afforded this ho with the income and access to a more civilized social circle. What this bitch needs to do is try to pull that shit on some "round the way" girl, don't matter what her ethnicity is. Just some woman who came up familiar with coupons, kmart, sears roebuck, walmart. Bitch will get her weave snatched if she pulls that shit.
OT, happy birthday to the late, great Dr. Seuss. He got turned down by 23 different publishers before getting published and we all are grateful for the one who finally did. He should be honored with a day where we all have to talk in rhymes.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 8:53pm.
See, Naomi knows who she can mess with. Her career as a model has afforded this ho with the income and access to a more civilized social circle. What this bitch needs to do is try to pull that shit on some "round the way" girl, don't matter what her ethnicity is. Just some woman who came up familiar with coupons, kmart, sears roebuck, walmart. Bitch will get her weave snatched if she pulls that shit.
OT, happy birthday to the late, great Dr. Seuss. He got turned down by 23 different publishers before getting published and we all are grateful for the one who finally did. He should be honored with a day where we all have to talk in rhymes.
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You're right about this crazy bitch
I hope she's in another sitch
she'll curse a mom at piggly wiggly
or throw her phone and get all giggly
then this cunt will learn her lesson
we real women don't take no messin'
she'll find her couture torn in shreds, her face all bruised, her weave in dreads
she'll realize she's met her match
she'll get a quick kick in the snatch
that's exactly what I'd do
I'd take her down a notch, or two
and while she stands there feeling flustered
in aisle 9, right next to mustard
I'd say, "you are pretty, you are rich
but you'll never compare to this, bitch"
Naomi looks like she is morphing into a man in that pic. Maybe it is all the male hormones making her aggressive and crazy or maybe she is just a raging bitch...it is the latter I believe
hmmm, i was thinking -
what an easy mark ms. campell must be!
i mean, once you realize you have naomi campbell in your car, you can hit your head on the steering wheel a few times and watch the cash roll in, ennit?
i mean, who's gonna doubt your story?
of course, it's her fault that her reputation is shite, because she really DID beat some people down, and that just isn't cool - male or female, black or white.
BUT.
people are pretty eager to cash in. why not say naomi beat you and see what kind of money you can turn that into?
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
UGH! I wish she and Kate Moss would both retire. I am so tired of seeing their over-exposed mugs. I also hope a judge throws the book at her this time.
Submitted by OXA: "Revoke her visa, kick her out of the country and put her on the No Fly List."
Sounds about right to me. Of course, I am also hoping that she will pick on the wrong person who will give her the beating of a lifetime.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 6:22pm.
How can she runaway without being unnoticed?
Did this bender happened on Lex? Cuz there was some colision and big ass traffic there at noon and shit if that was cuz naomi whooped her driver omg ahahahah too funny
Happened on 58th &2nd
...you really from Flatbush!?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:34pm.
why this cunt(i don't use that word lightly!) hasen't been struck with a tire iron yet, is beyond me
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It's cuz she's rich and purty...If she were poor and fug, they'd be an APB out on her ass as we speak... *tiger ear cocking toward police scanner*...Er, gotta jet...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'll bet she fled on the 1st flight out of Laguardia (sp?) back to the UK, or Russia to be with her pimp.
why this cunt(i don't use that word lightly!) hasen't been struck with a tire iron yet, is beyond me
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
One of these days she is going to flip out on the wrong person who will knock the teeth right out of her mouth.
I cannot wait for the day this wench puts her man hands on the wrong person and they knock the weave right off her head.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
@bambam, have you ever seen any of Dr. Suess' art work? It is really good.
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
ohh dear god!!!!1! that main pic! she's like an over-tanned android-steroid cujo fembot T-1000. damn.
biologically/behaviorally proven to have rage issues doesn't help her refute that description either, huh.
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the four year old: "him downstairs...."
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See, Naomi knows who she can mess with. Her career as a model has afforded this ho with the income and access to a more civilized social circle. What this bitch needs to do is try to pull that shit on some "round the way" girl, don't matter what her ethnicity is. Just some woman who came up familiar with coupons, kmart, sears roebuck, walmart. Bitch will get her weave snatched if she pulls that shit.
OT, happy birthday to the late, great Dr. Seuss. He got turned down by 23 different publishers before getting published and we all are grateful for the one who finally did. He should be honored with a day where we all have to talk in rhymes.
Submitted by sunny on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 8:30pm.
I hope they catch Naomi "Nightmare" Campbell and hold her in Rykers Island for a few days where she tries her "touchy feely" therapy on some of the inmates there...
I want to see Naomi get her ass kicked so hard that the next time she has the urge to hit, kick, scratch, throw a cellphone at or scream at, she will pull back her hand in fear at the memory of her epic beat down
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EGGS-ZACTLY what that bitch needs. And she needs the guards standin' by sayin' "Think she's had enough?" And the otherone looks at her watch and says, "Bitch ain't lost a toof yet...let's give 'em another 5 minutes then we'll sound the alarm...'
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I hope they catch Naomi "Nightmare" Campbell and hold her in Rykers Island for a few days where she tries her "touchy feely" therapy on some of the inmates there...
I want to see Naomi get her ass kicked so hard that the next time she has the urge to hit, kick, scratch, throw a cellphone at or scream at, she will pull back her hand in fear at the memory of her epic beat down
@Tigerlilly
he he you'd be in for a treat and it would be totally worth the weight in cheap beer!
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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 8:11pm.
Tigerlilly:
some premenstral cholas and a few hard core ghetto girls from jamaica. now i don't know if anyone's heard but those girls are rough.
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AWESOME, JUST AWESOME...I'd seriously go into debt for a ringside seat...I'd even buy over priced popcorn and watered down beer....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbelled someone. I love MK!
She's so fucking gorgeous, but I'd love to see her without the straight hair...
Tigerlilly:
some premenstral cholas and a few hard core ghetto girls from jamaica. now i don't know if anyone's heard but those girls are rough.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Was this her 3rd strike?
Her fashionably aloof and statuesque elegance never ceases to bedazzle me.
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 6:12pm.
Bitch needs to learn to fucking control herself! I hope she fucks with the wrong bitch one day and they fuck her up bad!
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Pamela be troof talkin' up in 'chere...I say we hire a gang of pre-menstrual cholas 'bout to be evicted and low on they stash to hunt this cunt down and WHOOP that heiffah for ca$h....Who's in????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This pig is not fit for society. She belongs in a mental institution for the rest of her life.