Tuesday, March 2nd 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Weir

Here's the reigning Crystal Enchantress of the Ice daring Peta to come at him while spreading his glamour on the streets of NYC this morning.

Somewhere also in Manhattan, Joan Rivers took a good look at these pictures and then went back to her dressing room to change into a different ensemble. Sorry, Joan. Johnny beat you to it.

Posted by: Michael K


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Im_A_Prick's picture

He is so Butch!

Centaurious's picture

ESE, i hope that everyone will respect each others right(heehee.. i feel like i'm standing on a podium in front of a crowd!) to play here.
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ESE, thank you very much for mediating. I would never bother Michael K and I honestly had no idea as to where to turn.

I've never been involved in something like this in my life.

If I didn't handle it well, I apologize.

Total inexperience.

I'll be ready the next time, although hopefully that time will never come! :)

You had some good tips. Thanks again.

Best, Centy xo

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:13am.

I now have the epic of all colds.

It hurts not to cough, but it hurts even more to cough. My ribcages are killing me, and this cold is undefeatable.

I've been slathering myself with Vick's and sucking on cough drops non-stop over the past few days, and even though I tried to sleep it off, I'm having a hard time resting.

I got over a very aggressive cold only two months ago. I never catch colds as often as I've been this year.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

speakit's picture

um.. that's not good. why do you think you're dying?

Khensu Hetep's picture

Hi everyone.

I think I'm dying. That is all.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Centaurious's picture

"A debater commits the Ad Hominem Fallacy when he introduces irrelevant personal premisses about his opponent. Such red herrings may successfully distract the opponent, the debator or the audience from the topic of the debate."

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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

RealityRanker's picture

Can Johnny be any more wonderful? He makes me happy. Check out my posts on him!

www.realityranker.com

Sandbitch's picture

Puts TV on live pause...

Grabs red wine and chocolate.

There is nothing like an exhilarating run around the lake with my two Golden Retrievers to focus on practical solutions to all types of problems - be they large or small.

When confronted with a minor annoyance the answer is always…

Occam's razor - Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.

The simplest strategy tends to be the best one.

That being said...

I leave everyone with my warm-up music…have a good life!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK6HZGV7A94

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For someone who craves my attention despite my efforts at avoidance,

My husband and son are trauma surgeons. I mentioned you are mixing psychiatric medication with sleep medication and alcohol. Their collective reaction was colorful.

Good luck playing Russian roulette with your life, Centaurious. Seriously.

If it’s any consolation, you don’t need to fret about me being here again.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:41am.

well, isn't this an interesting development...

as a rule, i try to stay out of people's squabbles, but seeing as i like you both, i'll try to mediate(i know, this should be stunning!)

whatever it is that started this thing, i have no idea, but... just for a giggle, let's just stop it now, shall we? this place is supposed to be fun, not a chore. i understand that you both will surely have your opinions on why this is happening and who started it and other such things... i refer you both to my time tested and proven saying of: "i don't care"...

that being said, it is very easy to skip over posts/replies of commenters that anyone doesn't get along with. it is also very easy to engage with them and start some kind of silly "war".... remember, folks... it's just words on a screen. it's the internet. nobody is going to change anyone's mind. nobody is going to find enlightenment... well, at least not on this site!

from what i gather, something happened(again, i don't care what) between Italics and Centy and now you two don't enjoy each others company. yes, i see what Centy is doing... killing with kindness... i myself have done this to a poster or two, but i try to realize when the other person is not enjoying the banter. when that moment happens, i stop because even the most heated arguments on this site are, well... on THIS site... it's a celebrity gossip site!

my advice is to respectfully avoid each other if you can't get along. stop playing together if one or both of you is not enjoying the experience. don't involve MK unless it is for dire need(i'm sure he doesn't wanna play hall monitor)and try to be adults.

seeing as it is 8:00 a.m. and i am tired, drunk, and high on cold medication... i'm sure this will make no sense whatsoever, but... i think that everyone should be able to coexist on this site happily and i hope that everyone will respect each others right(heehee.. i feel like i'm standing on a podium in front of a crowd!) to play here.

now that i got that out....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm9o6DH_uzE

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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."

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govt_cheese:

You're rıght but Johnny needs to learn how to coordınate.

Thıs ensemble ıs mısmatched I non-approved!

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govt_cheese's picture

I love a hot bitch, and so I love Johnny a lot - but his luggage doesn't match ...

Peaches, perhaps you could try sipping Chamomile tea (or another light tea) and reading a book in a dimly lit room. Bright light from a monitor can stimulate the pineal gland to release hormones normally associated with the waking cycle.

peaches80's picture

INSOMNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , OFF TO DRINK MILK !
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!

I wrote to MK when this began.

Does Dlisted have a moderator or not?

This middle-aged woman who refers to herself and other women as “girls” has been persisting in her saccharine-laced harassment. She knows I do not want to interact with her and deliberately follows me into nearly every story to respond to my posts with trite remarks. Can anyone get the message through her clouded mind that enough is enough or is being harassed by a mentally ill woman a condition of being a member of this site?

This is from tonight:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/36292#comment-2811856

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If you have mental health problems, please do not take your issues out on others as this member persists in doing to me.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/36184

Lutrelle's picture

Damn girl! U aight?

peaches80's picture

nighty ya'll !!!!!!
speaky !
i missed ESE !!!!!!!!
LUUUUUUUUUUUVS ESE !
LUXE IF YOU THERE LUUUUVS CHU

TITS U GOT MAIL GURL !

XOXOXOX
MUAAAAAAAAAAH
CENTY MUAAAAAAAAH , YA'LL MUAAAAAAAH
EILEEEEEEEEEENIE MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!
NIGHT NIGHT I IZ QUITTING MAH FAMBLY TOO MUCH WORK FER PEACHES , TOO MUCH , * RAISES FIST TO SKY * !!!!!!
SLEEPY , SLEEPY XOXOXO YA'LL
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!

fishsticksfan's picture

I love johnny too

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lifeislikecake's picture

NIGHT HORZ, SEE YOU TOMORROW

I LOVE JOHNNY WEIR!!!! HE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS MAN ON THE FRICKEN PLANET!!! XOXOX

speakit's picture

awwwww thanks cakey!! It'll be like prom night all over again. :P not really

'nite

lifeislikecake's picture

FUCKING LOL SPEAKY

SPEAKY I HOPE YOU DREAM ABOUT GANGBANGS AND THREESOMES AND A SEXTAPES WITH YOU AS THE STAR

speakit's picture

puppies and rainbows? I wanna dream about getting nailed really hard... but it would be okay if there were puppies and rainbow wallpaper.

Night Centy!!! Glad it worked out for ya.

lifeislikecake's picture

NIGHT CENTY I HOPE YOU DREAM ABOUT PUPPIES N RAINBOWS

lifeislikecake's picture

LOL JUST NOT ON THE SHOES PLS

*buys wacoal bras for the thread*

Centaurious's picture

LOL...you guys are so funny!

I really enjoyed reading this thread...many laughs.

Speaky, thank you very much for all your advice on the divadude owner of the salon, I went today and I love my hair, we came to an agreement without blows. (Always my preferred negotiation tactic!)

I can't believe I'm going to bed at 10:30pm. I feel like I'm in high school and I just finished my homework. (Not that I ever did it!)

Everyone, have a great night and a great tomorrow, I'll miss you!

Centy xo

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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ahahahaha...Cakey! No more puking!

*projectile vomits on thread*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:00pm.
ahahaha, Kitty! Props for the effort! Good job

you have Bon Jovi for a avie

kittymuffin's picture

that coat looks like it's from Merry go round or pants place or forever 21

lifeislikecake's picture

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:22pm.

Honey, there's puke on your shoes and your skirt is tucked in your panties. :P

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*pulls skirt out of panties*
*looks down at shoes*
*licks finger, starts rubbing dried up puke off shoes* this is dry cleaning btw
*walks away with toilet paper stuck to shoe*

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

holy shnikies!!!.. it's past eleven and i haven't even started on my letter to Babygirl!!... off to get it done, folks!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f4Jtm4hTAU

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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."

Centaurious's picture

This is just imo, for whatever that is worth, (ha!), but I used to buy bras at Victoria's Secret and was not happy with them, so I started to buy them at Walmart to save money.

Then I discovered Wacoal bras, which are the most amazing bras in the history of the world. Well...the history of bras!

They're somewhat expensive, but they last forever and make you look like you're 18.

I'm an average bra size, right smack in the middle, but they do small and large and when I go for fittings there are some very large-bosomed women being fitted.

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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

speakit's picture

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:20pm.
SAL WE ARE KLASSY BITCHES IN THIS HERE THREAD

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Honey, there's puke on your shoes and your skirt is tucked in your panties. :P

lifeislikecake's picture

SAL WE ARE KLASSY BITCHES IN THIS HERE THREAD

LEENIE, LOL, I BET YOUR MOM GAVE HIM THE SIDEEYE EVERY XMAS TOO

Centaurious's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:59pm.
@salacious, Why doesn't anybody ever say anything about Tom Ford's permanent bitchface?
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Well, considering he once gave an interview in which he said that his men's fragrance was a mixture of pit juice, ass juice and the beach and he's more than likely covered in it, can you blame the guy?

I mean, 24-7?

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Ah, I thought it was only because of too much Botox or a bad face lift, but I understand now.

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LOL...seriously, how old is Tom Ford? Is he old enough to have needed/had a facelift? There's no way he's in Valentino territory....:)
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Cakey, my dad used to get that shit as a joke for my mom every Xmas. We finally talked him into stopping! Ughhhhh!

Caprica, unfortunately, I have ginormous bewbies, but after going and spending a shitload of money at Intimacy...my bewbies is jacked up to Jesus!!!!!!

*reports self for religious rascism*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:03pm.
LEENIE THIS IS UR BOOB SWEAT ON THESE DOLLARZ?
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Taste 'em! TASTE 'EM!

Yes, I'm at work still. Browsing in stealth mode.

lifeislikecake's picture

HMM LEENIE, I CANT COSIGN THESE JANE NATE POWDER PUFFS, YOU MIGHT BE ON YOUR OWN THERE GIRL

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:58pm.

*hands Cakey schweddy dollar bills from Intimacy bra that cost WAY too much*
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damn them expensive bras and us dumb bitches that drop $$s on em. damn everything!

(sidebar: actually a guy said recently that them VSecret "unmentionables" were hot as hell on me, thus, i guess the dumb shit Intimacy bras are worth it)

anybitch notice that those 50$ bras itch like hell?? or is my stupid skin supersensitive? (like i need another allergic response)

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the four year old: "him downstairs...."
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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Cakey, these dollar bills don't sweat by themselves! Hey, I DID shower last Wednesday, thank you very much!

*powders self with Jean Nate massive powder puffs...oh TELL me you don't' remember those powder puffs, mofos!*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

salacious's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:59pm.
@salacious, Why doesn't anybody ever say anything about Tom Ford's permanent bitchface?
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Well, considering he once gave an interview in which he said that his men's fragrance was a mixture of pit juice, ass juice and the beach and he's more than likely covered in it, can you blame the guy?

I mean, 24-7?

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Ah, I thought it was only because of too much Botox or a bad face lift, but I understand now.

lifeislikecake's picture

LEENIE THIS IS UR BOOB SWEAT ON THESE DOLLARZ?

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ahahaha, Kitty! Props for the effort! Good job!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

Centaurious's picture

@salacious, Why doesn't anybody ever say anything about Tom Ford's permanent bitchface?
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Well, considering he once gave an interview in which he said that his men's fragrance was a mixture of pit juice, ass juice and the beach and he's more than likely covered in it, can you blame the guy?

I mean, 24-7?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "

kittymuffin's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:50pm.
Oh, Kitty...just TRY to be positive!!

Livin on a Prayer

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

*hands Cakey schweddy dollar bills from Intimacy bra that cost WAY too much*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

lifeislikecake's picture

LOL SAL IM A BROKE ASS BITCH

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

AHAHHAAAHAHA, CAKEY! Wake your drunk ass up and come play!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:41pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:31pm.

and again... it's better than studying!!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cq-PvPD8FQ
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Philosophical Q of the night: Just who IS 'Captain HogThrob'?? **reviewing stardate logs furiously for insight**

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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"