The Many Faces Of RPattz
RPattz, who was dressed like someone's insurance salesman father coming home drunk and scaring the children, had his big premiere last night for the movie that isn't Twilight. RPattz was a menagerie of faces you see in the waiting room at rehab (or the high school principal's office).
Sometimes he looked stoned, sometimes he looked like he was tweaking out, sometimes he looked boozed and sometimes he looked like he didn't know what the meaning of sleep is. I'm just going to assume he was having a strange reaction to all the different kinds of panty pudding fermenting around him. That shit can be like Jenkem. Or maybe his vagina allergy was acting up again.
Here's more of RPattz at the NYC premiere of Remember Me last night with Claire from Lost. Somebody dragged Kristen Stewart out of her beaver hole to stumble across the red carpet and act like she would rather be taking a hot bath (which is saying a lot) than get her picture taken.
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RPATZZ, ok he is kind of beautiful, and tall, but i don't see the fucking obsession..Twitards are craaaaaaaaaaaazy and the cougars twitards are even more crazy! Poor bitch, he will be raped by a middle age woman...
omg!!! you Michael K bitch!!you got the one horrible KStew Picture!! the girl is a pot head but she is pretty and fierce!!! Yeah, she is hated in every fucking board but i love, love her! she is not a disney-purity ring-popsong actress (like the whorey Miley)she is actually inteligent and has opinions, and for all the haters: SHE IS RIDING YOUR MAGICAL FOREST UNICORN PRINCE!!!
arma is a Bitch
Come on (you make laugh & you always do)but I'm looking at a spread of Rpatz in Details right now, and the man is Gorgeous. you took his worst shots, and right now he's hiding the pretty under all that Bel Ami Hair and scruff. He's also extremely talented. No I don't think he's going to be forgotten after Twilight. Sorry.
I"ve looked at each and every one of the faces and I still don't get it!
This guy always looks dirty, stinky, ugly. He hit the jackpot with Twilight, but I still don't see the attraction some girls have to the greasy, oily, un-washed look.
Dementa-- Thanks! I'm going to watch it later.
Rdeadline, he was actually pretty good in that movie.
I think he has talent but knows Twilight is shit and that people will watch it even if he doesn't put any effort into his performance, so he doesn't bother trying.
i dont get it. i hate his eyebrows. reminds me too much of bert from sesame street.
Man did that guy hit the lottery with Twilight or what? The movie where he plays a painter or poet having an affair with Dali is on netflix, if he does a good job in it I might belive he can act, but otherwise he's just a flesh bag that lucked out.
I'll never get why people think he is hot. All i get from him is a Telly Monster vibe.
http://naproom.mu.nu/pics/Telly.jpg
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If I wanted something covered in cum and gold eyeshadow I'd steal Adam Lambert's hoody. --Helen Killer @ Regretsy
what is wrong with those people? How can they have so many admirers, just because they got lucky, they're more filthy and unpleasant than anyone i know.
She looks like Elvis spawn
in some angles she looks a lot like jodie foster!!!
...I hate myself for saying this but I would hook up with her....she's a lesbo for sure.
no me jodas!
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I thought Kristen was cute in "Into the Wild." However, she failed to grow into her face or something.....just not sure. What I do know is that the clock is ticking on these thespians (lol!). Am in total agreement in roles for them in Pink Flamingos 2 (a brilliant casting call!!!)...."Raymond meets Connie" - a prequel!
WTF!!??? Did someone show the bitch what soap is? He's a dirty stank Brit with bad teef...hygiene, soap, and water is not in their vocab...hose it down...
Why didnt that dumb bitch just stay home? Noone need to see her shitty face! Trust me bitch we dont want to see your picture just as much if not more then you want it taken!
What an ugly-looking Bobblehead.
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
there are actors who are WAY more talented than KS barely scraping by. the least she can do is put the bitchface away and try to muster a smile occasionally. ugh.
pussywhipper, and to show her character's grief at the ending scene, Kristen will bite her lip and blink. Maybe she'll twitch.
Fugly ass vag-hater.
Hopefully he'll be forgotten once this Twilight shit blows over.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Yeah, sorry...still don't get the appeal.
I hear that RPattz and Kristen will be starring in a remake of Sommersby. True?
And this blonde has "white trash face"
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An asexual, a dyke, and a hot blonde go to a movie premiere....
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Shiitake happens...
Gosh, he bores me. There is nothing exciting about this guy except the dyke he keeps going out with.
LOL! He should hook up with John Mayer - they'd make a cute couple, achally. Makes a lot more sense than dating that lesbian, that's fersure.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Emilie Ravin looks like she wrapped herself in some boring old lady curtains and used the ties for her feet. And even with that, she still looks a good thirty years younger than KStew.
RPatz looks like he was sniffing something before the premiere and was seeing unicons prancing all over. Course if I were in "Twilight" and bland romantic crapola like this one, I might do the same. He's not bad looking, but he needs a firehose washing.
And Kristen Stewart looks like a hagged out alcoholic white-trash waittress, specially in spl161635_016.jpg. She's got a permanent ungrateful bitch face, and apparently she thinks she's a cool edgy rock chick despite being in TWILIGHT, the anti-cool. How this bland nonentity got the role of a lifetime is beyond me, especially since she's not even pretty - she'd have the blandest face in showbiz if all her features weren't in the middle of her face.
I suppose she used the casting couch route, but she's too bad an actress to fake it, and I imagine actual sex with her involves a lot of, "Oh it's such a draaaaaaag being so sexy, I hate having people notice me, don't look directly at me because I'm so awesome and edgy..."
And from her sneering expression, I bet KStew either loathes Emilie for being pretty, young and feminine, or she desperately wants to fuck her.
Hmmm....I thought KS looked really pretty here. I wasn't digging the pants, but her face was nice. The hair was...meh. Maybe it's suppose to look edgy?
Meh. He's a face that no one will remember a few years from now. He'll join the ranks of male celebrities like Tab Hunter, Fabian, Michael Parks, etc. who were all "the next big thing" and faded into obscurity. Maybe John Waters will take pity on him down the line and cast him in "Pink Flamingos 2".
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
looks like he's full of helium ...or methane....in a
fun house mirror....possible hydrocephaly too
methinks
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The girl looks like she has a bigger penis, than retard boy.
d by Stoney on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:56am.
He is not cute, she is not cute, and their fans are fat losers with no life.
*reports self*
no need its true (some of their fans are not fat but definitely have no life)
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I reckon he's desperately trying to fend off the army of frothing vaginas running after him!
If they don't get the message, it'll all come to a head and he'll come out as gay, or have an outburst against his retarded obsessive fans.
But in the meantime, we re in for more laughs. It's all good.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:49am.
*cracks up*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
And he looks like he has major cheese dick.
*gags*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
poor Emile always gets hooked up with ugly dirty boys, first Chaaaaley then RPatz.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I see KStew is, as always, *thrilled* to be at an event.
You can tell she's just counting the seconds til she can go home, fire up a bowl then crawl back into her coffin.
Joey? JOOOEEEY!!!! Monkeys are happy with their bananas YUMM! YUMM!
Die gelangweilt ahahahahha that makes me love PB even more
Remington Steele!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
He is not cute, she is not cute, and their fans are fat losers with no life.
*reports self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:39am.
*twirls mullet*
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lololollo
He is Smegma Cheesecake.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
He always looks likes he smells like body odor, beef stew, and stale flatulence.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Pierce Brosnan said in a German interview that Pattinson has greasy hair and his breath stinks. It was not meant as a joke.
Also, the interviewer asked Pattinson what he thinks about the paparazzi and he said that they're parasites. His pr person then forced the camera team to erase that from the tape. She also wanted to know what he thinks about Brosnan stating that he smells and Pattinson was not allowed to answer that. The interviewer then said that she almost had to leave the premiere for asking those questions.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:47am.
Could it be that she is just horribly shy outside of her roles? She always looks like she is so uncomfortable in her surroundings. Dont hate, but I have to give her the benefit of the doubt on this.
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You're talking about RPatz, right? :)
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Could it be that she is just horribly shy outside of her roles? She always looks like she is so uncomfortable in her surroundings. Dont hate, but I have to give her the benefit of the doubt on this.
I watched the trailer, it was lame
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ Emilie De Ravin or whatever-
ENOUGH of this fucking awkwardly over crossed legs pose all the actresses
do- it's STUPID.
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I tried doing that pose in my mirror and I felt and looked IDIOTIC! You know who always does that pose? Dina Lohan. 'Nuff said.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
He needs a shower of the Silkwood kind..
This Stewart creep totally reminds me of a childhood friend's white-trash mom. She was nothing but skin and bones, wore a mullet, and looked mean or miserable or both, 24-7. She fancied herself a much-sought-after biker chick, a la Rocky Dennis's mom in Mask, but really she was a sad, bitter drunk with a cashier job she hated, a child she couldn't afford, and a few "boyfriends" who used her as either their punching bag or their whore.
I digress. Nutshell version: I want to slap the sneer off this kid's face. She hasn't earned the right to look so broken.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:39am.
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Hahaha! *lays the scissors to jack's mullet* And I especially like the ear growing out of his neck in the last thumb. WASH YOURSELF, YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!
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"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker