Monday, March 1st 2010
The Ghost Of Lindsay Lohan's Future
I know you're probably not even on your second cup of bourbon (with a splash of Sanka), so you better drink the whole pot before looking at the rest of the pictures of Courtney Love at Roberto Cavalli's show in Milan the other night. Bitch looks like something that was left behind in the gutters at Grey Gardens! No wonder Little Edie wore headscarves all the time. She was afraid that the mutant fishes would jump out of the gutter to eat her hair and nibble at her skull.
And what's with the sparkly leather skin? It's as if Buffalo Bill made a skin suit out of an elderly Edward Cullen.
Anyway, I also threw in some pictures of Ronnie Wood, because if you're going to abuse your eyeballs this morning you might as well go all the way.
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Those are some looooooooooooooooong eyelashes.
Fast forward Dakota Fanning about 60 years..
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CLove has completed her transformation in Wayland’s Madame!
http://bit.ly/aYy7ve
Upon scrolling down to this, my immediate reaction was, "WHOOOOAAAA!"
That doesn't even look real. It looks like a muppet. How do you get bags like that under your eyes? Please, please god never let my skin look like that. There is just SO much wrong with this. She looks like a monster in thumbnail six. And in EVERY thumbnail, she looks like her skin is melting. This is just BEYOND bad.
This is the main reason why I will only poke smot!!! Drugs are bad MMKAY!!
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"You call called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature." --- Tammie Brown
maahaha! Genius post title!
She probably thought the sparkle would make her look more radiant and luminous. The worst part is that there's makeup to spackle over those pores! They're as big as magnifying glasses!
"I'm never one to talk, but I know that if I'm going to handle a ball in a parking lot, it's not going to be a football." - mk
Aww geeze, ya gotta love her! Who else would line her under eyes with pink glitter?
Wow, someone who finally makes Madonna look good by comparison.
Oh my god!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:16am.
I started counting her pores!
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984... but I don't know how many are under the ginormous bags under her eyes.
I'm with Gigi-A-GoGo! OMG I could not scroll fast enough.
CL looks like a puckered anal flower. GROSS!!!
i've never scrolled past a post so fast in my life.
Wow, first Linds and now Court. How bad is Roberto Cavelli when you have to stoop lower than Pam Anderson?
As for CLove, people really need to stop giving her smokes and vodka. She's a stumble away from joining that Russian chimp in rehab.
The Old Gregg theme seems to be popping up on D-Listed all day with me, so sorry, but with she does look quite nice with the moonlight playing off of her scaly green skin and seaweed.
I'M OLD GREGGGG.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
She looks like Mary Pickford in her eighties.
@Freebird
YES!! She DOES look like Madam the Puppet! Good call.
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
"Courtney Love looks like Ron Wood's liver must feel. Because he actually was and is a talented artist, and not a bad guy, I feel badly for him."
Why do you feel bad for him ?
He's cool
She either has silicone cheek implants, Sculptra (a permanent filler) or something else causing that warping in her skin. You can look a little overstuffed if you get regular filler injected into your cheeks by a hack plastic surgeon, but this looks more like silicone or a perm filler that has shifted in her face.
Add oily skin and pock marks, and that's a recipe for disaster.
Ugh.. Im hanging that pic of Crackney Love in my corn field this spring...
Ron Wood looks hiv poz.. not good..
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
You take that Union Jack ring right off lady. We don't want you!
lookee here, I am looking down the barrel of the big 5-0...and thank God my husband told me if I ever let a doctor come close to my face he will leave me...I feel like I should, but then I look at these trainwrecks, look in the mirror, and guess what, I look one million percent better than they do! Trust, you cannot sue plastic surgeons because it is called "elective surgery", so if your face gets extremely fucked up like most of them, the surgeon's ass is covered, not yours...you have to live with this nightmare, he sleeps like a baby in his mansion that these foolios have paid for...I am talking to you Horsey Face, Courtney, Madonna the Hag, Priscilla Presely, Darryl Hannah and the list goes on and on. These women paid a fortune to look like shit...then I look at some who said, fuck it, bring on the wrinkles...and look a billion times better. So there you go.
OhMyFlyingSpaghettiMonster her eyebags are dripping! Bleeeeaaghhh blech blech blech
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If I wanted something covered in cum and gold eyeshadow I'd steal Adam Lambert's hoody. --Helen Killer @ Regretsy
Ouch. She looks like that old puppet - I think she was named Madam.
If she is sober, then sobriety must make your skin gray-ish and extra slick, cheek bones protrude an inch or 5 off of your face...if this is sobriety then let me have a drink/drug stat!!
Wow. See kids? This is why we say "NO" to drugs!
Did anyone watch the closing ceremony of the olympics last night and think that Michael J. Fox looks like a grown Harry Potter?
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
Holy fuck, MK -- what did we ever do to you to make you post a close-up of this crater-pored, fish-lipped, bug-eyed crackhead without the decency of a warning and "after the jump"?
I can't imagine how long it will take the Bean to recover from 17 years of this mutant fuckery.
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"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker." - Courtney Love
There's so much to look at and gag over here, the stringy hair, saggy jowls, wax paper skin, dead octopus on her head, but I'm alarmed by the conjunctivitis she has going on. Or perhaps that's makeup. I hope it's makeup. Jeez louise!
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Holy crap- that is some Rent Control hair.
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Ronnie Wood looks like a cracked out 50 something
year old Harry Potter!
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"At first, I thought this was Alexis Arquette doing a Heidi Montag impersonation using one of Kim Zolciak's tortured ass wigs. I'm in deep!" -- MK the Magnificent
It's as if Buffalo Bill made a skin suit out of an elderly Edward Cullen.
ack--you made me choke on my orange!
For those of you as old as my ass... remember the Madam Puppet from Solid Gold?
http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/brett/madame.jpg
Yea- she's come to life. Court IS Madam.
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"At first, I thought this was Alexis Arquette doing a Heidi Montag impersonation using one of Kim Zolciak's tortured ass wigs. I'm in deep!" -- MK the Magnificent
ohhhhhhh my godd......she really looks like a fucked-up muppet now.
what the hell did she do to her skin?? oh my god, she makes Ron Wood look positively radiant...this bitch is too much...more proof that doctors are sadists and really hate women...
With her bargain basement cheek ımplants she looks lıke a broke down Madonna ımpersonator
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I mean we are in the 21st Century right???? Or are we in the Elizabethean Era where royalty & upper class (hee hee hee...sorry) used 2 inches of pancake makeup on their faces so that thier blinding beauty wouldnt frighten the riff raff.
well Courtney Love;s beauty is showing thru her layers of silicon bondo & it's frightening me!
Ugh she had such a pretty face. And funny she hates Madonna, but now they look alike. But outside of the headband, I do like her outfit. She does have great red carpet style, whether you like her or not.
I'm sure I read she's broke so maybe she can't afford much beauty "maintenance" any more.
A good CO2 skin peel/laser/something would sort that skin texture out, probably. She must have some fillers and botox happening, but that skin..!
Definite cheek implants. She doesn't look at all well.
Norma, You are so right about the red eyeshadow. It supposedly brings the green out in green eyes (mine are green), but there's no way in hell I would wear that. It looks like the person has a bad case of stys (sp? sties?).
Does she have a black eye? That's not just makeup.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I think Madonna and Courtney mutated and created this God awful nightmare of a creature.
Fuck. Me.
It's like seeing your grandmother as a meth addict.
She looks like Bette Davis from the movie, "Whatever Happened to Sweet Baby Jane?"
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holy crap.
She looks like the white version of Whitney Houston after being awake for a week.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Have to be careful peering into those wide open pores. You can fall right into one of those black holes and never come back like the little door in "Being John Malkovich".
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Was Goldie Hawn in Bewitched?
She needs to retire to Grey Gardens, she'd do the place proud.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!