Sunday, February 28th 2010
Kiss My Ass!
Whitney Houston rolled into Sydney Airport this morning looking like the crazy lady in your neighborhood who hacks at her front yard weeds with a kitchen knife at 12 in the morning, and threatens to shoot you with a BB gun if you try to pet one of her 80 cats. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
There's no need to get on the phone with Dr. Drew just yet. Whitney looks raggedy rough, because she spent the entire night looking for her hairline and she still hasn't found it.
Either that, or one of her infamous doody bubbles is being stubborn and refuses to pop! Where's Bobby B's finger when you need it?
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Considering the airlines won't let you carry any goddamn moisturizer anymore (because Everything can be made into bomb parts), she prolly looks like most of the passengers.
I wonder if Quantas still gives out complimentary Fosters and wine....good times!
The photographer caught them in the middle of a "discussion"....he wants to go to FatBurger and she wants a two piece and a biscuit. It seems they can't decide!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
love yah whitney but you look as though you just got off a ten week drug for all hosted by amy whinehouse
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I'm impressed by Michael K's "Good Times" knowledge!
"damn...Damn...DAMN!!!!!"
Best one liner ever :)
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 8:42pm.
Does anyone remember the old "MAD TV" Whitney skits? One of which portrayed her ad a sweating, fidgeting, cracked out basket case whose voice had degenerated to screeches and grunts. At the time I thought it was cruel, but now I shudder at how eerily prescient it was.
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I definitely remember...Debra Wilson played her to a "T!" And though it was hella funny at the time, it's just sad now looking at her.
Oh, poor, poor Whitney.
Who'm I kidding?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
SUCK IT, BITCH!!!!!
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Damn Whitney. Just...damn!
By the look of it she's back on crack.
For a crackwhore she does look rather bad, after a failed set of concerts it`s back to the hood.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Completely epic.
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Love Whitney! She went through hell being married to Bobby A&&hole Brown!
All the best girl!
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I'm off tomorrow and we could talk for a really long time, and that would be fun. I've only waited my whole lifetime to hear your voice. Ass.
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:17am.
The gods told me wordplay is fun and calling is a sin
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The gods can kiss my big white ass.
The gods told me wordplay is fun and calling is a sin
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:12am.
Why would I call you?
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You ain't even funny.
Why would I call you?
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:05am.
Word of the day was fun as the other 4 people. I like tandoori bitch
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what other 4 people?
okay, great, we've made progress. fabulous. now could you call me? assmunch
Word of the day was fun as the other 4 people. I like tandoori bitch
JIZZBALL????
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:57pm.
Please don't. My kid likes boggle.
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???
Took her long enough.
Please don't. My kid likes boggle.
Submitted by Samus Aran on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:46pm
"LOL...well. They probably bond over "Waterpipe World."
But, but, but...crack is WHACK!
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Which brings us back to "Field of Dreams."
May the circle of life remain unbroken...:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:51pm.
marriage ain't shit but a piece of papuh
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oh fine then. I ain't having your bebehs then.
marriage ain't shit but a piece of papuh
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:48pm.
Sex is natural
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Sex is good.
Not everybody does it, but he and I should.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:46pm
"LOL...well. They probably bond over "Waterpipe World."
But, but, but...crack is WHACK!
Sex is natural
Vajazzeled?
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:44pm.
"What do you consider pornography?"
B.J.'s for milk-money filmed by Kevin in 5th grade on his cellphone mom only bought him for emergencies.
I long for words of the day. Calvin anyone?
Submitted by Samus Aran on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:40pm.
"I GUESS he's a bit of an upgrade from Kevin Costner.
Right?"
Hmm. I dunno. Fields of doody bubble dreams doesn't have quite the same rang to it?
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LOL...well. They probably bond over "Waterpipe World."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:42pm.
"Those birds in her hair are trying desperately for freedom, and failing. :("
LMFAO
What do you consider pornography?
Those birds in her hair are trying desperately for freedom, and failing. :(
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:38pm.
I want a winner not a Church's chicken dinner.
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I'm not afraid of any church or chapel. Wanna go? Let's go.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:40pm.
"I GUESS he's a bit of an upgrade from Kevin Costner.
Right?"
Hmm. I dunno. Fields of doody bubble dreams doesn't have quite the same rang to it?
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:22pm.
I reconsider my foolish notion
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You are really making me laugh, tonight! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I GUESS he's a bit of an upgrade from Kevin Costner.
Right?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I want a winner not a Church's chicken dinner.
I want a winner not a Church's chicken dinner.
Just ain't right, Whitney. You're stronger than that, girl.
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” -The Usual Suspects
A springtime flower has bloomed on the top of her head.
Why?
I don't belong to you and you don't belong to me.
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:29pm.
I want to make sweet sweet love to Whitney.
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No you don't. You want to make sweet love to me and I want you to.
You're a crazy son of a bitch, ya know that?
Would you like to know why? Why Whitney is so sexy?
I want to make sweet sweet love to Whitney.
I reconsider my foolish notion.
I want to talk to him, here, now, right now.