Blame JLove
Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told George Lopez of all people about how she regularly vagazzles her chocha and recommends that every woman join her. Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about.
I learned a few things while watching this enlightening video. First of all, they shouldn't call it vagazzling, because the crystals don't actually touch your puss. They should call it fupazzling.
Second of all, getting fupazzled really limits all the sexual positions you can do with your fuck time partner. Well, unless your fuck partner gets off on getting scratched the hell up by sharp objects.
Third of all, the fupazzling makers should really market this towards crazed Twitards, because this looks like a syphilis rash you would get from Edward Cullen.
Fourth of all, the "look 4 less" version of this can be achieved using an old stencil, a can of silver spray paint and a handful of craft glitter.
via Buzzfeed
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I get 'vajazzling' word-wise but not sure I get fupazzling??
What are some healthy ways for women to get attention they need?
nunzilla> Oooooh. Yeah. I forgot about that one. :p
Um, I believe JAP in this context refers to a "Jewish American Princess".
This incidentally is the meaning I'm more familiar with. I only found out the other meaning when I was about 14, and kept getting looks of horror when I said it to Asians. I went to a JAP Jewish elementary school, so makes sense.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:19pm.
Do people (beyond WWII vets) still refer to Japanese people as Japs?
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To my knowledge that is an epithet. Just like using the word 'midget' to describe a small person.
Do people (beyond WWII vets) still refer to Japanese people as Japs?
No self-respecting whore would get this done.
This is something that JAPS get.
D to the UMB!
louiselouise> For real! I have exactly *one* porno tape...it's the video Kama Sutra and it is HILARIOUS. Gold chains, orange tans, bleached out mullets, ftw!
But seriously, I've gotten action from a dude watching that cheesy thing, so it doesn't take much! No gynelogical-exam-type videos needed.
Ot: Tequilatax> Love your avie. Computer says no!
great to know that I, too could make headlines just for doing something stupid! who thinks of stuff like this?? It screams "pretentious, high-maintenance Valley princess" to me. It's not 1995 anymore nobody gives a shit about J.Love
time for a CAREER CHANGE!
*opens up sparkly pussy parlour*
YOUR FIRST VISIT IS FREE!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
As we're having an in-depth study on pussy hair, and the lack of..My mum said her elderly neighbour has no pubic hair, beyond a certain age in your golden years it falls out, apparently.
I've no idea how she knows this, why she told me, and whether it happens to everyone. Something to look forward to, I suppose!
Submitted by Louiselouise on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:35am.
Evil_cupcake: My pleasure. I've got photos.
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I'll pass, but thanks for the offer! ; P
Evil_cupcake: My pleasure. I've got photos.
I'm joking, I'm joking :D
Submitted by Louiselouise on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:31am.
Uh, yeah, thanks for all that cool, personal info.
Vagazzaling is stupid. Don't expect any action unless you pick/shower off the diamantes first.
I blame porn for guys expecting a woman to be shaven/waxed. Maybe it's for closeup shots? Back in the good ole 70s and 80s everyone was hairy, bushes and minge ahoy.
I've done phone sex and chatrooms and guys (especially the younger ones) nearly always say they prefer shaven, the older guys like hairy.
I remember all the comments about the pussy pics of Madonna when she was 18 (?). The young guys were all saying how gross she was; some even said they wouldn't go near til it was bare.
I feel much too exposed shaven (one boyf requested it) and prefer a bit of fur down there. A good bikini line trimmer, to keep yourself tidy and maintained is much better (I even have stencils, though I'm still getting the hang of it). Nobody asked, but I told you anyway.
The thought of a guy getting off on thinking I was "young" makes me want to puke myself inside out, but surely you would have an idea before you even make it into bed with him?
I've even done DIY crazy colour "down there" with peroxide, an old toothbrush and a hairdryer. Turned out great.
Also, as far as porn goes, I'm hardly a connoisseur but it was more fun when it was bad plot, dialogue, costumes, than the gynaecological shit that goes on. At least you could laugh along with the old shit. Yaaaawn. How any man can get turned on by the new stuff is beyond me.
I say we go back to full bush, but for a twist, maybe do cornrows or maybe spike it up and dye it blue.
Good grief. This makes me hate JLH even more than I ever did.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 7:15pm.
This makes me want to start a full bush trend.
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I am so glad somebody else wonders why adult men would find a completely bare of pubic hair woman attractive. It is like wanting a little girl which is gross. As for being cleaner, especially during that time of the month...one might wonder what goes on down there with you then and why there is a lack of soap and water to clean things up. Also, if all else fails that one dude explains thoroughly that baby wipes are the answer.
I alwasy imagine that women who shave their pubes completely must have really calloused bits, lol.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
@super martian: For me personally "being bare" is not a sexual thing, I just feel cleaner somehow. I'm most definitely not aiming for the little girl look.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 1:05am
Why did I google that?
$4,600 bucks for some lady to tell me how to love myself? Isn't that what self help books are for?
We will teach you to...
•Uncover a confidence that only the knowledge of pleasure can provide.
•Learn the secret to adoring and caring for yourself, not for fleeting moments, but every single day.
•Have confident ownership of your beauty and sensuality.
•Create the love affair of your life—whether it's with a man or a woman, attract the one you desire, get out of the one you've outgrown or make the one you've got really HOT.
•Design your career to be driven by your own desires.
•Discover and courageously live your deepest desires.
•Put those desires into daily action, so you become a walking billboard of what it means to be living your dreams.
I call bullshit. This sounds like some kind of program that people with low self esteem would sign up for. If it helped your friend, then more power to her.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Submitted by lelu on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 7:55pm.
Is there not enough pressure on women as it is?
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Hell no. When a size 10 is considered "fat" then I say we need to put on even more pressure.
On topic: They never say how long that fupazalling is suppose to last. A week? A month?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Submitted by PinkyGirl on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 9:55pm.
I will never understand why women want to be bare down there. Why would you want to look like a little girl?? And more scary is the men who prefer this look on a woman. Weird.
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Does it make men pedophiles when they also prefer women to shave their legs and their armpits?
It also sort of looks like a patch of some super-STD. Sparkly twat disease. like moluscum or some crap.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
It also sort of looks like a patch of some super-STD. Sparkly twat disease. like moluscum or some crap.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Okay, that "it's cleaner" line is a giant crock. If it truly were cleaner, more sanitary, don't you reckon that dear evolution would find a way to get rid of pubic hair by now?
I don't know your husband, Shandi, but if he likes it, I worry for him. And for you!
Seeing bare twat at the pool showers makes me want to hurl.
This sounds like something straight outta Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts (google it!). She "teaches" women to will men toward them whilst wearing a feather boa. A friend of mine took "classes" with this woman and was instructed to do something very similar to this...but to herself, in a group full of other women. All in the name of female empowerment. She invited me and I said, um, NO way. I bet JLove is one of her disciples.
Submitted by PinkyGirl on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 9:55pm.
I will never understand why women want to be bare down there. Why would you want to look like a little girl?? And more scary is the men who prefer this look on a woman. Weird.
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My reason is it's cleaner, especially when it is that 'time of the month'. And the husband doesn't mind either. No hairs to get in the way of his fun. The place I go for laser treatments does 4 or 5 of these treatments EVERY DAY. Plenty of women like the 'bare down there' thing!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
tell us about the person giving you these treatments. that's the part that fascinates me.
oh and... anus hair? that too?
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The person who gives the treatments is an RN. You have to be registered to work on the machine as well. And yes, they do that hair, too, but they call it the 'perianal' area.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That bedazzle thing looks like a map of the United States. And it looks like some cheap shit that the white trash girls at my high school would have bought at...the white trash ho store. I dont know where they shopped.
Wait, J Love is a spokeswhore for Fruit of the Loom!
That sly minx.
I just answered my own question.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
So, if you get this treatment, I assume you'd be relegated to Fruit of the Loom cotton panties?
I mean, there's just no way that lace and silk could withstand that kind of friction.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by shandi on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 6:26pm.
First there was bikini wax (landing strip), then there's the brazillian (a lot more uncomfortable than one would ever dream),
You think the brazilian is uncomfortable? Try the brazilian laser treatment! I'm currently undergoing them - a total of 9 treatments is needed and I have five treatments to go. They laser EVERYTHING and it is VERY painful.
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tell us about the person giving you these treatments. that's the part that fascinates me.
oh and... anus hair? that too?
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JLove’s bedazzling fupazzling!
*love it*
I don't know one man who would be into this.
It screams "pretentious, high-maintenance princess" to me. J-love is too old for the glitter and unicorns shit. She wants someone to worship her pussy? What she needs is a good fucking. Fuck all those crystals right off her.
What she should do is go all old-school Demi...full on bush. You could hang Christmas ornaments on Demi's bush.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
JHL is an attention whore idiot. Bedazzling her mons pubis will just draw attention to her size 10 hips, ass, and thighs.
JHL is an attention whore idiot. Bedazzling her mons pubis will just draw attention to her size 10 hips, ass, and thighs.
And here is me thinking I could bedazzle my other pussy, my cat. I think my pussycat would like a sparkling taint.
this is the most stupid trend I have ever seen!!!
I will never understand why women want to be bare down there. Why would you want to look like a little girl?? And more scary is the men who prefer this look on a woman. Weird.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 8:33pm.
Do you guys think sparkling my asshole would be too much?
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Oh yeah that's truly elegant - especially your partner wears a matching cockring - kinda =like those split heart-shaped pendants, each lover wears one half.
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As romantic as a gold plated turd...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Courtney Love on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 8:39pm.
We totally need a "White chicks are crazy" tag for shit just like this.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! TROOF! Even though I'm a white chick whose NOT crazy... *tiger eyes shifting back and forth*...*glancing down at bedazzled tiger 'giney*...Er, uh...I gotta go...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I stuff my vagina to shoot out confetti when a man goes down there so this bedazzling stuff is nothing that absurd to me.
Well, if you do it up against a mirror at least you can tell if they're diamonds.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This is absolutely ridiculous. And that annoying twat of a host makes me want to shank someone (in a bad way).
Leave the pubes be. Trim them occasionally. Shave around them if you go swimming a lot. If my boyfriend were to see crystals when removing my undies, he'd probably laugh or puke.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
That's not a C-section scar. It's what I call -- The Underwear Track. LOL!
Vagina biologically refers to the birth canal, however, in slang terms it can cover the entire pubic area. Same thing applies to "vagina" in many different languages.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 8:33pm.
Do you guys think sparkling my asshole would be too much?
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Oh yeah that's truly elegant - especially your partner wears a matching cockring - kinda =like those split heart-shaped pendants, each lover wears one half.
So essentially you're spending a mess of money to replace your pubes with crystals...al-righty then...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Also, is that Hello Kitty?
Because that would be kind of funny, if you think about it. Uh. Considering the placement.
A vajayjay is a thing of beauty and needs no adornment except maybe clearing out a path when the bushes are too thick.
Do people get turned on by this? They must right?
Why else would a woman subject herself to this tomfoolery?