Cheeto Makeover
Brit Brit's weave mites were getting into the bags of grits, so Daddy Spears sent her off to the salon to get that shit fumigated.
Last night, Brit Brit showed up to the Nine Zero One salon for the works! The staff puts on their hazard suits, flea dipped Brit, tamed her weave with a garden hoe and a peroxide prayer, rolled her in Cheeto dust and brought Maaco in to do her face. VOILA!
Brit Brit went in looking like a beautiful and rare Louisiana trailer park dandelion that tastes like 4-day-old Frapp crust and causes you to hallucinate about Christmas when you chew on it. And Brit came out looking like something Hulk Hogan would love to massage while wearing a yellow speedo. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Brit looked better before.
But I shouldn't worry, she'll be back to looking like her old stunning self when she rolls off the futon tomorrow morning. Yay!
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If she grew her hair out like a regular person (a good hairdresser can help with the weirdo growing out phases) she would not need these dopey ass weaves. drives me insane, especially because she can't handle a weave in the first place.
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I just don't understand how a woman cannot for the life of her, brush her own gotdamn hair.
DIE BITCH!
Hmmm ... better???
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Britney is to music what lubster is to fine cuisine!
I don’t understand women who wear extensions for years rather than grow their natural hair. She needs to cut it short or find a stylist who knows how to use extensions. Every time I see the matted tracks on the back of her head it makes me shudder.
My natural hair length falls below the bottom of my derriere.
Call me old-fashioned but if you want long hair — grow it!
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well her natural hair color isn't as dark as she dyes it, she pretty much dyes it black...I think this would be the color that would be the most flattering on her...
honey blonde/light brown
earlier in her career she used to rock it pretty good
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She should consider it..
Brit just doesn't look good as a brunette.
Which is weird, because she naturally is one.
Hmmmm...
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I stand by what I posted in the last Britney feature...this is the bitch who makes MILLIONS??? Who gets to test drive & maybe buy a Bentley???
If we buy Britney's music & continue to support her lifestyle we are total dumb asses & deserve a country full of these no talent bitches like Britney & Ke$ha
And I'm sure she sent herself to the salon because she realized her hair was unmanageable and not her papa.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 8:32pm.
she should just give up.
I have seen too much over the past few years, I will never ever be able to see her as sexy again.
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Who says she's doing if for you?
She deserves to feel beautiful for herself.
I'm always happy when she goes to the salon and puts some effort into her looks, instead of walking around with her hair uncombed and pulled up, old makeup, and whatever clothes.
The only time she cleans up is for award shows, photoshoots, etc. But looking put together everyday is important, and it's healthy to at least care about what you look like.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:04pm.
Show of hands! Who thinks MK wrote this post?
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Hmmmm. Now that you mention it, I've never heard/read MK call it a hazard suit unless it involves The Dukes. It's HAZMAT!!!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:04pm.
I think he did. He's around; I got an email from him yesterday morning.
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What the hell!?! How come I never get morning emails!?! How come YOU're so special!? How come I'm not special!?!?
Seriously, tho - his style is shifting and it's throwing me off.
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:04pm.
I think he did. He's around; I got an email from him yesterday morning.
Show of hands! Who thinks MK wrote this post?
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Dayum. Shitters looks old, used up and beat. Her PR people tip off the paps as to her whereabouts to keep her 'relevant'. She needs to just stay home and smoke.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
This post makes me angry after horrible bleach shit this Korean bitch did to my hairr
Please Note: DO NOT DO YOUR HAIR IN ASIAN SALON!
Yanking and tossing poor fucking hair...aghhh
fuck why did I get so lazy and cheap to go and get my hair did like that
but atleast her mop looks good !
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When Spears first made her come back at Letterman she was rocking a short blonde bob and LBD. For the first time ever she looked stylish and classy. I don't know who her stylist was back then, but she should beg this person on her hands and knees to "do" her again. Like Madonna Spears tries to reinvent herself over and over. Unfortunately she is not smart enough to see that she is not breaking any cycles, but merely aiming for "more of the same". Her Lolita school girl days were over the minute she popped out a kid. It's high time she embraced her inner woman.
Why doesn't she just rock her natural hair? Sure, it's shorter than what she's used to, but the little bit I can see actually looks nice...
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I can't believe this girl is still in her 20s.
Still, she can make a bitchface on par with Anna Wintour's!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 11:22pm.
I don't know what's going on with my cold black heart, but I'm actually hoping a salon visit makes Brit feel better. Jeebus! I'll be back to bitchdom soon.
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aw, that was a kind comment. join the club. i stepped out of "bitchdom" for a bit myself this evening. kudos to you.
Brit should have a chance to empower herself. agreed.
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the four year old: "him downstairs...."
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I don't know what's going on with my cold black heart, but I'm actually hoping a salon visit makes Brit feel better. Jeebus! I'll be back to bitchdom soon.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 9:34pm.
İf this ıs the best she can look AFTER the haırdresser, she mıght as well have stayed her country ass at home.
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ha! true dat. but, this is a major, positive transformation for any 'country ass'. thus, she should step out and break from the barn.
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"Bitch, you crazy! OctoMom chewed off her straitjacket" ~MK 02242010
Me, I'd shave the shit off and get a nice head wrap until it grew out. She needs to come to terms withthe fact that her lolita teen years are gone and it doesn't matter if she has long blonde hair anymore. Nobody believes that plastic Barbie shit on her head is real anyway, so.
She needs to take out those extensions and rock the short hair.
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İf this ıs the best she can look AFTER the haırdresser, she mıght as well have stayed her country ass at home.
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Even when her weaves just been done it still looks like shit-wtf is up with these hair dressers that her and Vadge go to-they look as if they went to their local strip mall and had the local crack ho fix them up and also what is going on with her make up?
The boots look like Rocket Dog circa 2000.
Daddy Spears definitly needs to get the psych meds adjusted......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
ok, props, she looks better post-salon. let's see how long this lasts.
maybe she's balancing out. let's hope.
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"Bitch, you crazy! OctoMom chewed off her straitjacket" ~MK 02242010
Britney never fails to make me feel so damn good about myself...and I have the flu, haven't showered all day, and I'm sitting here scratching my ass as I post.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Oh, yeah, and where did she go to get the "Wet N' Wild" makeover? The makeup counter at the local crack house?? That's some cheap looking shit.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
she should just give up.
I have seen too much over the past few years, I will never ever be able to see her as sexy again.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 5:05pm.
Why didn't they dye the roots?
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I wore extensions for several years, and I think it's because the fusion glue is stronger for brunettes. ( If she's using that kind)
Any extension will tear the shit out of your real hair. I had an extension ripped from my scalp ( It got caught in a door) and I STILL have a little bald spot.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
I find it sad that they made her up to look like a clown hooker like dat...even if her CRAZY TRAIN ass insisted, I still find it sad...Bitch gone bat shit and not even Papa Smears and his Velveeta Cheese Grits can bring her back....I see ANS remix...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks like she shops at Walmart! Can't a good stylist get ahold of her so we aren't subjected to this kind of mess. I know Rachael Zoe only works with size 00 but couldn't she take on the challenge of Britney. Oh, nevermind, she's hopeless.
OMG! Being a hairstylist, how does this bitch have any natural hair left? She starts her tour w/ bleached white hair (VERY damaging), goes brown for a few days, RE-bleached, Re-darkened and RE-bleached again! I'm baffled that there's anything left for the extensions to hold on to!
Time for another shave gurrl!
get serious, why don't you go back to bed and get up again? Admiration for someone YOU don't like doesn't mean other people are morons. Well, except Hotney, who we all know is worth about as much as a fart in a cornfield. Just ask David Letterman.
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
Brit's looking good.
Lets see if her handlers can get her to keep herself looking decent and stay sane enough *cough WEARADAMNBRA cough* so that Papa Spears can pimp her out for the next album and tour.
Love her Dior shades.
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Here's the comments of the shitney spears suckups/sychophants:
"Oh look, it's Britney! She's doing so well! She looks so good!"
Morons. She's a mentally erratic idiot who's such a retard that she needs a court appointed guardian to help her balance her own checkbook. I especially find hilarious the sunglasses that cover 3/4 of her face; those are her "I'm too important for you; don't bother me" shades. Of all the posers, losers & wannabe's this site highlights, she's the biggest waste of skin of all of them. Here's hoping she pops off soon...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
*cheesy grin*
HA!
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 6:26pm.
Let's see how long she can keep it clean and untangled.
Keep it clean? You;re kidding, right? Rub a lamp!
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LOL again! You are on a roll today Dog! Funny bisch!
Wouldn't waste a lamp-rub on that, honey! lol
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 6:26pm.
Let's see how long she can keep it clean and untangled.
Keep it clean? You;re kidding, right? Rub a lamp!
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Hello, my lovely Evil Shoe! *many hugs*
I foresee three days for the nails, 5 days for the hair.
Those boots are awful. At least she looks a bit cleaned up, I'd hate to think what it cost to make her look human.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Wow! That truly is her best weave ever but I keep wondering. Doesn't she ever just want to have her natural hair? I'm sure it's grown out by now and when she was a kid her hair was just fine. Just wondering....
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 6:26pm.
Let's see how long she can keep it clean and untangled.
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And how long she can keep from chewing those fake nails off.
"Ah's gots ta beh BLONDE, y'all!"
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Shiitake happens...
Let's see how long she can keep it clean and untangled.