Monday, March 1st 2010

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 26th!

*Image removed per request*

Terrence Howard's recurring nightmare. - Hello Kitty Ho Stroll

Runners-up:

The tooth fairy had to build a special vault to store Gary Busey's chompers. - cs182

Lindsay Lohan's oldest and most valuable coke booger seems to have a hoarding problem as well. - julesfon

Madonna is really taking Baby Jesus's potty training seriously. - Trixie1223

via Picture is Unrelated (Thanks Ben)

Posted by: Michael K


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z-listed's picture

I don't know if there are any others here from the DC area, but if there are...Remember Herbert Haft who owned the Dart Drug Chain?

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

Thank you for the congrats ^_^

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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
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El Bastardo's picture

Aww ta Vern! :)
Well done winnerzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Clownish tomfoolery!

ghettoprincess's picture

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll, I don't know which I love more ... your name or your caption.

Vermithrax's picture

I don't get it. Ok though.

Melinda's picture

cs182--hilarious! congrats winners

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Good job Hello Kitty Ho Stroll!

Vern's picture

Hmmmmmph!!!!

El Bastardalina's
"Mount Everestroom"

didn't win because MK is a Canadian judge!

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Congrats, all!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

Lady Gaga's album cover......2047

atlantapug's picture

Mrs. Kent restocks the necessities at Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

Working in his new capacity, Phil Spector awaits the next inmate.

Nana's compulsion to steal toilet paper had a huge downside.

He realized the building would likely fall in the next earthquake, but he was prepared. In the event of a catastrophic collapse, he would run for ass-wipe mountain.

Sweetas's picture

This year's White Party just might wipe half of Hollywood out.

Grandma Rothstein explores the structural possibilities of toilet paper.

Charmin, the white oompa loompa, displays his soft side.

Octomom Nadya prepares for the day her babies become potty trained

Terryble2's picture

Unpublished photo of Howard Hughes.

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Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

The Obama administration has only begun to clean up the mess left behind by George W.

marne's picture

Still not enough to wipe Coco's ass!

micah's picture

After years of preparation, Xenu has finally stocked his bathroom with enough toilet paper to clean Tommy Girl's worst case of seepage.

salacious's picture

This is Nana Lohan's only way to keep herself clean in a family made up of pieces of shit.

salacious's picture

In the year 2030, Paris still doesn't know what these are for. She thinks they're "hot", though.

All you need now is Lance Armstrong and you have Sheryl Crow's worst nightmare.

blacklakemonster's picture

Laugh at me now, but we will see who is laughing Dec 22, 2012 HA HAHAHAHA

RasKimmie's picture

Could grandma overcome her addiction to Activia? No. Can she live with the disease? Things are looking good.

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There's nothing like a little black pussay

El Bastardo's picture

Edna the stage hand at Fergies World Tour prepares for the worst.

Terrence Howard's nightmares just got a whole lot worse!

In the words of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis:

WHAT A DUMP!

After 47 years of constipation, Memaw is ready to release Deucezilla...

chachi's picture

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a mountain of 2 ply for you
oompa loompa doopity dee
no more destroyed undies
when you poop or you pee.

flori-duh's picture

Kitler
Now, for my last and final roll......

Next on "Dirtiest Jobs" meet Hilda-
Hilda is Octomom's personal hygiene assistant. Seen here she is prepping for the upcoming menstrual cycle. "Wish that bitch would get preggo" is Hilda's catch phrase- We're with you Hilda!

smoody's picture

Kicked off of public transportation.

Danasaurus Sex's picture

Gladys tried to defend her life savings... butt in the end, Bungholio totally wiped her out.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Fergie and the Brown Eyed Pees cover:

♪♪ Don't you wish your toidy was stocked like me ? ♪♪

Minerva stocks up for Day 1 of the Master Cleanse.

Vern's picture

El Bastarnination:

If you don't win with:

"Mount Everestroom"

I'm gonna get all Apollo Oh-no! on MK's ass!

atlantapug's picture

It takes THIS many rolls of TP to match just ONE bowl of Super Colon Blow.

El Bastardo's picture

Mount Everestroom.

Manimal5's picture

Laugh all you want but when the next shit storm hits, he'll be ready.

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Llazlo's picture

Stand Back! "Atomic Brand Prunes" - quick!!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

STAR TREK XVI: The Trouble with TP

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You're my wife now Dave !

The number of tissue paper rolls needed to wipe off Paris Hilton's herpes-jelly.
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MAGNITUDE 8.8 earthquake hits CHILE http://bit.ly/aTbBVV

grapejelly's picture

ITT Technical Institute diploma. Take one.

icebunny's picture

On paper the new Star Wars movie : "Going Solo" looked promising, Leia thought.

buddhistgirl69's picture

When Uncle Ernie called Grandma and said the shit would fly at this years family reunion, she got ready!

buddhistgirl69's picture

Let the shit start flying!