Avril Autographing A Picture Of A Jello Mold
Here I was going through pictures of Avril Lavigne and her ex-husband Deryck Whibley being gross together after the Alice in Wonderland premiere in London last night, when I came across this beautiful photo of Michael Kors' hernia asking the punk fart princess to autograph a picture of a possum holding a Jello mold. This seems more than fitting since Avril has the personality of a Jello mold and the singing voice of a screeching baby possum.
And for those of you whispering in my ear that Avril is autographing a still from a movie she did voice stuff for, I just have to say: "Yayayayayayaya...I'm not listening.....let me believe!"
Here's more of Avril and a balding Sonic the Hedgehog last night. Yeah, I guess they are licking each other's butt holes again. This week, anyway.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 7:28am.
She and a few other of these female celebrities walk around with this permanent expression of "something crawled up my cunt and died". I mean, go find a fucking happy place. Seriously.
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Inbred ain't dead.
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That guy's head looks like my husband's after he told me he didn't like the fish.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 4:32pm.
so how old is avril? 35? 40? and her ex is special needs, right?
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Hahahahaha! That made me laugh!
She has a Sharpie in her hand in the limo picture..
she's probably going to fix her eyebrows up!
Why does she always look slıghtly nasty to me ın every pıcture I have ever seen of her?!
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The guy with the picture... That has to be Michael Chiklis.
Oh no, don't fall down avril's rabbit hole again Deryck!
What a strange looking little troll man he is!
How bizarre.
Andrew Zimmern is an autograph hound.
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Sure, I'll sign your possum jello picture.
weird.
i guess this is how you become if you've been this close to two skunks, exhibit #A:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zGAcS-AgP6w/SRgmTmJw00I/AAAAAAAABFw/Agy23XU7H8...
Submitted by Melody1980 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 9:03pm.
I chatted with Deryk Whibley via instant message on AOL years ago - it had to of been around 2002 or 2003. We chatted for maybe 30 minutes and he was really nice, very personable . . .
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Hey cool! I remember chatting with a girl on AOL for maybe 30 minutes around 2002 or 2003. I remember telling her I was Deryk Whibley and how I thought Advil Latrine was hot. I also remember telling her that my uncle was the caveman from the Geico commercials and then I got started flinging my poo at the computer screen because I couldn't find my club (or maybe I was hostile because I still lived in my parents' basement). Anywho, good times!
She's still relevant? Yuck, her rat teeth must have gnawed on more than one record producer's knob.
I chatted with Deryk Whibley via instant message on AOL years ago - it had to of been around 2002 or 2003. We chatted for maybe 30 minutes and he was really nice, very personable and sweet. He was living with his parents and he joked that they still had cheap dial up. Anyway during the chat he told me that he thought Avril Lavigne was hot (she was still a very new artist then and had that dumb song "Complicated" on MTV and the radio). Then years later when they started dating I thought about that conversation and how awesome it was that he gets to be with this girl he had been lusting over 3 or 4 years before. I don't know - I like Deryk but Avril just seems sort of bratty and full of herself. If they want to be together then I truly hope it works out.
Well, I'm glad to see that someone clocked that guy on the way there, presumably in an effort to knock some sense into him.
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They are made for each other
I've always found Avril Lavigne to be quite pretty, but her personality and career is, and always has been, a fucking joke.
"Punk rawk" karma has bitten Asshole Lavigne in the gooch, pretty hard.
Who knew that Little Ms. Anti-commercial, anti-mainstream, anti-consumerism wasn't going to last long before blowing her cover?
I called it. I called it when I was in seventh fucking grade and none of my classmates would listen to me that she was full of shit.
A few albums later, she released that god-awful "Girlfriend" song. The hair (and extensions) were bleached to hell and back. Her skirts became shorter, and she released a clothing line to be launched at Kohl's. That's right, Kohl's, not even Hot Topic where all the upper middle class, spoiled, manufactured, and delusional emo kids shop. Asshole Lavigne can't even sell to her core demographic anymore, but to wannabes OF WANNABES. How sad.
Avril Lavigne used to be vocally anti-fashion, anti-cheerleader, anti-commercial (as though she ever was...) as well as anti-cosumerism, but now she's hawking proactive products on late night paid programming and shilling for iPhone.
Her music always was soft rock bordering on pop country. I can't believe that it took people this long to realize that her punk-rawk wardrobe and publicity stunts were a smoke screen and that she always was about as hardcore as an after school special.
Like some current stars (Not to mention any names) who dress "edgy" to compensate for musical talent and inventiveness, they are destined to meet the same fate sooner or later.
Asshole Lavigne is only the first in line to the GaGa's and Ke$hia's, both of which have an identical career trajectory to Avril.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
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I think she looks good
and i like her she has beautiful skin
LOL @ the picture of her creepy little husband in the back seat of the limo. Aren't their 15 minutes up yet?
Guess Greasy Bear and douche brody jenner were busy that night?
* yawn *
Why are they sitting so far apart in the limo?
Maybe she is wearing her new " perfume" , and it's bad..
Blackstar..Blackstar..You will always be..Blackstar..
what is wrong with her in that main pic?! she looks like a hot, crazy cracked-out zombie. whatever.
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the ex looks like a RETARD not to mention the thinning hair, maybe that haircut is just not the right look when the hair is going, going, gone... oh and she has always been a RETARD so that's just a given...
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Hahahah, ummmm what???
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Someone awesome on here called her "Advil" not long ago. Brilliant. Fucking poseur pop tart.
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so how old is avril? 35? 40? and her ex is special needs, right?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 4:15pm.
I would look so damn hot in that dress.
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I would look so damn hot in that dress. Who made that?
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I am too transfixed on the growth pustule coming out of the man's head ( picture #1 holding Jello Picture) ....
Why are they even seen together?
What kinda fucking drugs is he taking?
Somebody needs to kill his dealer.
You know - cuz dealers are like cockroaches; death really is the only way.
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Bitch got some underarm waddle goin' on here, and looks to be about 36.
(Booze 'n drugs.)
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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by toofargone on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 3:11pm.
that limo pic is sorta bizarre/hysterical
he has a very special needs look about him
LOL OMG! He looks like Leo in Gilbert Grape!
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OMG He does!!!
I was wondering why that picture felt so oddly familiar!
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Submitted by toofargone on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 3:11pm.
that limo pic is sorta bizarre/hysterical
he has a very special needs look about him
LOL OMG! He looks like Leo in Gilbert Grape!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
that limo pic is sorta bizarre/hysterical
he has a very special needs look about him
They're so punk rock. I just wanna punch her in the face.
Hedgehog has squashed RPuttz nose in the third thumbnail.
I wonder which of these dingbats wore the strap-on. Probably both of them.
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Snideychick sez;
What's with the perma-bitch face on this chick? Is she trying to be the new Miseralba?
That Deryck is a real handsome fella eh.
Can't stand this poser bitch.
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I guess the breakup didn't net them as much attention as she thought it would.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:56pm.
I thought she was a hasbeen. I guess it's a comeback?
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I guess. She has a song in the new Alice in Wonderland movie.
The ex-husband looks like he's climbed into the bottom of a bottle and started nesting.
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I am not a pussy.
What the hell is going on inside the car?
Performance art?
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On behalf of insulted baby possums everywhere, "HOW RUDE, MK"!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
YAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
I love her fuckin' eyes! It's like she saw her graduation pic again:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20034335_20047787,00.html#200477...
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Ahaha, that's a great shot.
Why is he balding at such a young age? Poor guy.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
I thought she was a hasbeen. I guess it's a comeback?
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