Friday, February 26th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Michael Kors
While I'm currently being buried alive in ice and snow, Michael Kors and his boyfriend (not the delectable ham in the orange hat above) are warming their nipples in St. Barts.
Speaking of nipples, it looks like Michael's got a fat one hanging out of his belly. That belly button could be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser.
It's probably a hernia. But it could also be his belly popping a boner from glancing at that hot piece behind him. Or maybe Jon Gosselin's penis finally broke free and took the next ride out of town which happened to be Michael Kors' belly. Yeah, it's definitely the latter.
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:39pm.
I figured as much.
I do like him, I like him a lot. I'm a little bit trying to not throw that "love" word around as much, but I have some deep seated sentiments for the guy.
:/
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Hmmmm.. Khensu, ya know its possible he's just going thru something that has nothing to do with you and he's trying to not involve you. "nothing" is rarely nothing.
How much are you into this guy?
Speakit asked me to catch her in the open post with the details on how our conversation went.
So...I talked to my boyfriend this weekend. I asked him what was up...and he said "nothing", and basically everything I asked him, he responded with vague one word answers which kind of concerned me because, I don't know whether I was just being my over-analytical self again, but he's normally very talkative. It's just uncharacteristic of him.
So after sitting there on the phone for about forty five minutes TRYING to get the conversation going, I finally told him what's going on. I reminded him that had I not called him since Valentine's Day, we wouldn't have spoken in two weeks.
I know this sounds stupid, but we're usually very affectionate. Up until that point, we spent time together nightly, and he WAS the one who wanted to spend all that time together.
After I told him that he seemed more distant than usual, he accused me of being standoffish, which I guess I can be. I'm always receptive, BUT I'm always timid about initiating anything because I worry that's what scares men away. I told him that I fear that he'd perceive me as clingy if I offered my company.
He asked me what I thought this, and honestly, it's because of how the female role in romances are perceived in today's culture as being too domineering or needy. If I'm submissive toward his gestures, then in some aspect his actions are somehow more genuine and that he's not just pleasing me to string me along, which is my worst romantic fear ever.
I let him know that, and since then he's been less reserved, but still not as open as he usually is. He texted me yesterday, which I suppose is a good sign because that means at least he's thinking of me.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Speaky, maybe after he gets a taste of the Centycunt,
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LMFAO!!!!!
Seriously, I am going to sign all of my posts, Centycunt xo, from hereon in!
You're like my trainer, you're firing me up, doll...:)
Although I seriously am quite certain that Blonde Bobby Trendy WILL NOT enjoy his taste of the Centycunt on Tues., either literally or figuratively!!!
Okay, I've made the pasta and peeled the shrimp and dug out the crablegs, I need to put it all together now.
Good night and thanks for your kindness, friendship and laughs, as always...
Bye, Speaky!
Centycunt xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:37am.
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NO you are not wrong, it is bullshit and if you stand your ground, you are helping the next client he tries that shit with cuz maybe after he gets a taste of the Centycunt, he'll think twice before pulling the diva card. He's being a total dumbass. If you don't like his work, you won't go back and you'll tell your friends and family and so will they. bad word of mouth travels fast. He's cuttin' his own throat.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:25am.
I'm fine centy. You?
I kinda like gray hair.. but that's easy for me to say because I haven't seen my natural hair color in a long time
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That is so funny...I was just telling my best friend that I'm about 1/4 gray, but that I would never, ever know if it got worse because I'd be dyeing for the rest of my life! :)
I'm good. I'm about to make this complicated shrimp scampi dish with crab. I would prefer not to make it this late, but I refuse to hold the seafood over til tomorrow, I don't like to do that. Also, it's not that late here, I'm just being lazy.
Seriously, though...I'm going back to this guy on Tues to see if can fix it, but my mom has been dyeing her hair at home for years, I may start doing that and then just visit some cheap salon for a few highlights.
I don't need this shit with some fucking diva colorist who won't give me what I want, I say it's not what I want, he says "IT LOOKS GREAT!" and flounces off in a huff and then has his hand out for 175 dollars.
That is BULLSHIT.
This is his last chance, and I'm going to really hammer him this time, I've been pretty sweet the last two times, but on Tues. the big guns come out.
I work hard for my money and I don't make alot of it. You're in a service-oriented business, you had better give me what I want.
Am I wrong.
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I'm fine centy. You?
I kinda like gray hair.. but that's easy for me to say because I haven't seen my natural hair color in a long time.
Speaky! They sure as hell aren't.
Has Angel-i been around ?
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They sure as hell aren't, are right!
I'm down to earth, but going gray this year has upset me, I will admit.
Angeli is really busy and behind with stuff, but she will check back soon, I'm sure.
She's fine! :)
How are you, my love?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 10:18pm.
TEAM CENTY IS GORGEOUS!
I learned a long time ago that looks aren't everything
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They sure as hell aren't.
Has Angel-i been around ?
@Centy: Her hair's a little darker than strawberry blond, maybe Laura Prepon from That 70's show...? I know about the sun and hair, I grew up in L.A and I used to lay out by the pool( chlorine!) and douse my hair in lemon juice to bring out the blond highlights. Talk about fried!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 10:18pm.
@Centy and Eileenie: *Searching around for an avie of a red-headed, mullet wearing, beauty with Uggs and tight jeans.*...still searching, cracks a can of beer and cheers' Eileenie! *
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What about Jane Velez Mitchell on her day off?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
@Centy and Eileenie: *Searching around for an avie of a red-headed, mullet wearing, beauty with Uggs and tight jeans.*...still searching, cracks a can of beer and cheers' Eileenie! *
TEAM CENTY IS GORGEOUS!
I learned a long time ago that looks aren't everything
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 9:51pm.
Centy, I am sure you look like a very hot bitch!
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LOL! Actually, I don't look that bad...it just really bugs me that I go into this expensive salon with pics, say exactly what I want, (and I'm no shrinking violet), and this guy has his "aristic vision" of what I should look like and totally ignores me!
Then I have to pay him.
That is one bad thing about really expensive colorists/haircutters. They get an ego problem and give the client what THEY want, not what the client wants.
I'm fine with the bob, Jennie listens and has no ego.
However, the owner is a blonde Bobby Trendy and loves platinum blondes and just refuses to accept the fact that I DO NOT want to be one!
I need to go back to The Baldwin Beauty School, where I went before. Color was 35 dollars and they gave you exactly what you wanted.
It looked like shit, but it was still what you asked for! :)
I have an appt. on Tues to get it fixed, he is really pissed, I'm sure it will be quite the showdown. I need to find another salon, but I've given him enough money at this point that he has to fix it, the end.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Centy, I am sure you look like a very hot bitch!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 9:40pm.
TEAM CENTY WITH A MULLET!!!!!
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Ha! It's not a mullet, it's a very nice bob, but it's short...(the haircutting girl is great, it's the owner/colorist who's a goddamn diva!)
Anyway, the girl had to cut my hair short. It was really damaged from my creative home dyeing and the 3 months of brutal over 100 degree Austin summer we had this past year, in which I protected my body with 50 sunscreen by the pool but not my hair. (If anyone knows of some sort of SPF spray for hair, please share, please!)
I agreed to it, but when she was done it looked just like Goopy's hair, that flatironed angled bob. Ick.
She said, put some hot rollers in it, do you have them?
I do, so tonight I did that, and it's hilarious! It's total Madmen, I really love it...of course it looks ridiculous because those girls always look like they just stepped out of a bandbox and I was wearing jeans, Uggs, and long-sleeve t-shirt...
I'm gonna keep doing it, though! Perhaps it will become my trademark...looking like an idiot...:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
TEAM CENTY WITH A MULLET!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Eileenie!
I'm sorta here....cooking dinner.
Christ, this thread is still going? A classic, of this there is no doubt!
bg69, love the hair! I'm going to get mine color corrected tomorrow, so you may have to change to a Carrot Top avie...although the face looks so much like mine, maybe you could just make his mullet red? :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Anyone here????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
ANGELLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
You here?
You are too cute, Buddi! Night night! XXOO
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@Passionate: I know, but sometimes I cannot ignore ignorance. Don't talk about scraping a boy off a sidewalk (Umbrella!) and him being in Hell... I cannot understand that level of nastiness. Had to address it now I am off for a great night with my boys!
@Eileenie: Night, night, hold the beer tight! xoxo I am leaving too! Let's make tomorrow a better day!
Buddi, you go, Girlfriend! I need to call it a night!
*opens beer*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
wtf is up over here?!
Coma Caca!
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Why bother? The only result you get is blood boiling and she/he won't change their mind. I call troll but who cares.
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All hail the evil Smoke Monster for telling that tsunami to GTFO; that's his killing field.
@Eileenie: I forgive you always... I have been having another go at Umbrella on the Marie Osmond thread... my blood pressure is going up. *pouring Vodka into already strong drink* CHEERS my little friend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
good night, folks...
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d-xq6q72cA&feature=related
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
ok, to the late-nite DListed crew, 'nite and, honestly, you all made this evening a blast, as opposed to the early part of the day!
looking forward to another DListed stardate log tomorrow.
*winks, swigs, hugs and caviar dreams* 'nite =)
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 1:12am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdb6EC7YAoo
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Hey man. Who said you were allowed to listen to music made after the 80s?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 1:09am.
well, you see, I didn't know the name of britney spears
cologne and I don't ever remember seeing the commercials.
I want the damn fruit basket. >:(
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i got a swansons dinner in the freezer with your name on it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdb6EC7YAoo
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
*waits by mailbox singing "Stil a Girl Not Quite a Woman" or whatever that shit was*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 1:06am.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:56am.
I really wish I knew wtf you were talking about.
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well you see, britney spears has a purfume called curious. in a commercial for it she whispers "do you dare". i am implying it kills cockroches. keep in mind i never planned to send it to you for real. i made the whole thing up. i never bought jlo's perfume either. dear god tell me you're not really waiting by the mailbox for a fruit basket.
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well, you see, I didn't know the name of britney spears cologne and I don't ever remember seeing the commercials.
I want the damn fruit basket. >:(
BUddi, I HAD to entertain myself in your absence! Give a girl a break, wouldja?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:56am.
I really wish I knew wtf you were talking about.
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well you see, britney spears has a purfume called curious. in a commercial for it she whispers "do you dare". i am implying it kills cockroches. keep in mind i never planned to send it to you for real. i made the whole thing up. i never bought jlo's perfume either. dear god tell me you're not really waiting by the mailbox for a fruit basket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONXp-vpE9eU
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
ESE!!! MWAH!!!!!!! Wait...we broke up, right? Ok, I will behave
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Does MK post on this site also?
http://www.bigfatcrybaby.com/jsp/index.jsp
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@Speakit: I think Shitney's cologne killed the roach... I think that's the translation!?????
Eileenie! Are you flashing bewbies, begging for pot brownies, watching stripper zombie movies, and giving standing O's w/o me!? What the heck? I have a wholesome night and miss all the fun here... last time I have a bonfire and s'more's in the lightly falling rain with my nephews when you ho's are partying!
Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:53am.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:32am.
i almost sent you curious with the return address of "do you dare" before i seen that cockroach. i dapped a little bit behind the antennas...it died immediately.
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I really wish I knew wtf you were talking about.
those are upside down b's btw. i did it on purpose
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:32am.
gawddamn, you coulda thrown an apple in a paper bag and tied a ribbon on it.
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i almost sent you curious with the return address of "do you dare" before i seen that cockroach. i dapped a little bit behind the antennas...it died immediately.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 12:34am.
aw thx =) (swear that was on my 3rd vodka tonic)
Angel - i clicked/watched the DListed 'favorite things' video - had no idea; hilarious, especially Gollum in lipstick and shades. LOFL!
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdf2cYpDPRA
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
*STANDING O FOR CAPRICA*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.