Wednesday, February 24th 2010
Would You Hit It?
If you're titties smell like burnt sugar after looking at this picture, tell them to simmer down now! This is not a picture of Mel Gibson. This is Antonio Banderas strolling around Barcelona yesterday afternoon. Yes, Billy Goat Brad's "homeless conspiracy theorist" look is spreading to the other men of Hollywood!
Antonio has a good reason for why he's got granny's muff on his face. Antonio's beard is slowly growing up his face and will soon cover his eyes to protect him from the sight of Melanie Griffith. NO! The beard is for a movie role.
And yes, I'd hit it in a pool full of Nair.
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Well, it's not like he has a career to worry about, right?
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Some of my best friends are Canadian.
I hope this Billy Goat Face phase ends soon.
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 6:47pm.
WOW for a second I thought that shit was Stephen Speilberg
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I was JUST ABOUT to post that!
So true....
You rock!
Centy
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
WOW for a second I thought that shit was Stephen Speilberg.
For the record - would I hit it? - HELLS NO! Bigoted piece of sh*t.
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
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I would hit it (if I were in my car) and then keep driving.... What? It was a mercy killing.
Sigh. Oh, Antonio! Why can't you look like you used to???
http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/antonio-banderas.jpg
Or even:
http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/nasonex_bee.jpg
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
He is unrecognizable...I had to read to know who this was.
Beards can be hot ONLY IF they are well kept/groomed and don't smell.
Beards tend to trap odors very easily which is a huge turn off when it's time to make out.
On the plus side, beards feel heavenly while getting a BJ or tongue bath on your balls if they are nice and soft. LOL
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:23pm.
Sorry sucky. Nothin personal. Just brings back bad resin-stained memories, pussy-smelling beards.
I'm sure you're hunky-dorus. Just not my particular thing.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:22pm.
YUCK YUCK YUCK!!! Beards are BACK! I've been seeing these bitches all over the tube, on the street, in my nightmares!! ARG!
I blame Billy Mays' lame ghost for this filthy, germ-ridden, blech-to-kiss, scruffy mess!!
Please die, horrible beard trend! Yucky '70s flashback, shit.
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People PLEASSSE!! Yer breakin mah heart! Leave my beards alooonnnnnnnneeeeeeee!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
YUCK YUCK YUCK!!! Beards are BACK! I've been seeing these bitches all over the tube, on the street, in my nightmares!! ARG!
I blame Billy Mays' lame ghost for this filthy, germ-ridden, blech-to-kiss, scruffy mess!!
Please die, horrible beard trend! Yucky '70s flashback, shit.
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Way to get my heart beating today! Yumm Antonio. . .slurp.
Fuck yeah, I'd hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it. . . .
Hit it - while a Nasonex commercial is playing on repeat.
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Would have hit it during his Tie Me Up Tie Me Down years.
i dont care what you fuckers say...
I'D HIT IT!!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:42am.
Only if he is rockin' the red crocs.
Fuckin' LOL!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Antonio, noooooooooo!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Actually, Michael K., I think Joaquin Phoenix started this dastardly grizzled look.
It's amazing how scraggly, unkempt hair can make someone appear so transformationally wretched looking.
NO SPANK YOU
This is why Javier is my BF now.
Oh, and EL Bastardito to.
Wow...I didn't know Antonio was playing the role of Sasquach.
Young Antonio was really cute but his looks have really gone down the toilet like my grandmother's diarreah.
I think also, Melanie had gone to rehab for something not too long ago.
Never found him attractive to begin with.
He's all yours MK, *gives MK Super Strength Nair*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:13pm.
Hugs Salacious. No fighting. (u know who might get a swelled head)
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* borrows helmet from Jacko *
It's all good Loozy. I know.
Hugs Salacious. No fighting. (u know who might get a swelled head)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
gross
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:58am.
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Wow, nothing like jealousy to awake the poet in you? Can't compete with that, loozy.
urmomma - He does not shower regularly. He is a proper Spaniard.
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That's very true. They reek of garlic, onions and piss, at least the ones I've bumped into.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:43am.
salacious told me he looks like my avie, Boston Rob
SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPP
And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
'Cause it was us baby, way before then
And we're still together
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you
I meant that I love you forever
And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on lovin' you
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
even more reasons to move to CR!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Personally, I love old men with salt and pepper hair...then again, I am an old broad with sagging parts and graying hair.
"Fuck me running..."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:43am.
salacious told me he looks like my avie, Boston Rob
SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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LOL. I don't know why I didn't tell you before. How you doin', snowy!
Pretty funny, but it's true, from that angle, skin color and the same amount of facial hair (that's actually as much as I can grow). I just didn't think much of the guy.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:45am.
urmomma - He does not shower regularly. He is a proper Spaniard.
(Did I tell you about the time I opened up a can of Marks & Spencer Indian vegetable curry and found a black pube within? It was not until I was halfway through that I discovered it.)
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touche.
and
*gags at black pube*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:45am.
urmomma - He does not shower regularly. He is a proper Spaniard.
(Did I tell you about the time I opened up a can of Marks & Spencer Indian vegetable curry and found a black pube within? It was not until I was halfway through that I discovered it.)
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That wasn't a hair, that was a sausage.
Even M&S has to save money in this economy...
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:45am.
(Did I tell you about the time I opened up a can of Marks & Spencer Indian vegetable curry and found a black pube within? It was not until I was halfway through that I discovered it.)
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*screams my head off*
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:31am.
I can't grow an uniform beard, but I think it's gross when you see how leftovers always get in there when a bearded guy is eating.
Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that because, well, I thought you were female. :)
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LOL... well did you think I worked at a circus? It's Dlisted after all. ;)
Loozer I love when a man holds a door for me.
And upon closer inspection, Antonio looks a lot like my oldest brother in this pic.
urmomma - He does not shower regularly. He is a proper Spaniard.
(Did I tell you about the time I opened up a can of Marks & Spencer Indian vegetable curry and found a black pube within? It was not until I was halfway through that I discovered it.)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
salacious told me he looks like my avie, Boston Rob
SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I hold doors open for women and men. It is just the polite thing to do.
I don't say 'sir' and 'm'aam' as much as I used to. It don't sound right when someone is younger than you and the majority of the population is younger.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Only if he is rockin' the red crocs. ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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He got old...and FUG!!!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:20am.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:11am
I take it you walk around with a shot gun to keep the other women off of him?
*go gets bullet proof vest and helmet*
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Nah. I keep a nice manicure going on, perfect for gouging eyes out. Besides guns make me nervous, Imma the "shoot first and any questions may be directed towards my attorney" kinda gal.
I recently watched Take The Lead, I love a good dance movie. Antonio was a doll in it.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:31am.
I can't grow an uniform beard, but I think it's gross when you see how leftovers always get in there when a bearded guy is eating.
Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that because, well, I thought you were female. :)
Actually it's not a conspiracy theory look that's spreading, it's a damn fungus!!!!!
Al Pacino gave it to Keanu Reeves, Keanu hugged Joaquin Phoenix & BAM the Bearded Fungus was spread....then Brad got too close to Joaquin at a party...Billy Goat Brad was born....and Brad met Antonio while they were both in Venice...and BAM...Antonio now looks like Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson??? Fungus??? Nah he's just got a dirty filthy beard.
Nothing a trip to SuperCuts and a car wash can't fix.
I can't grow an uniform beard, but I think it's gross when you see how leftovers always get in there when a bearded guy is eating.
He looks as if his balls smell of salt and vinegar. He needs a razor and possibly a bath.
He will always be a cartoon cat to me. His best role by far.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
What Sushi said
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
actually, yes I would - the dirty bearded mountain man look has been doing something for me lately
*not Brad's though!!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:23am.
MS - thank you for the information I regret to tell you I must withdraw from your class.
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You made Hetty cry! :(
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:19am
I always thought him and the chick that married Michael Douglas was going to hook up and have a bunch of hot kids.
But they both ended up marrying lilly pale people.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman