Tuesday, February 23rd 2010

No Love For Whitney In Australia


Bobby Brown needs to head over to Australia immediately to pop a few doody bubbles, because some of Whitney Houston's fans are giving her the opposite of love!

At the first stop on Australian tour last night, a few audience members asked for their money back, because they said Whitney took too many breaks (doody bubble issues again?), was out of breath and sang off-key during most of her songs.

One lovely lady with tragic eyebrows in the clip above even said that Whitney "couldn't entertain a dead rat." That bitch needs to put down the brown eyebrow pencil and do her research, because Whitney entertained a dead rat or two back in her crack days. The dead rats would've given her a standing ovation and threw an 8-ball in her cup, but they couldn't because they were...like....dead. And even if that trick isn't going to do any Whitney research, she should still put the caca-colored brow pencil away. It's not doing her any favors.

And what's Whitney response to all the hate? Like you need to ask:


via FreddYo

Posted by: Michael K


Plecostomus's picture

Whitney was talented, to be sure, but I thought she was also a sanctimonious, arrogant bitch back in the day, soooo...

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literarylioness's picture

Oh, the Australians don't play. They let loose on my Johnny when he did a talk show drunk and high back in 2007. Heck, he wasn't even performing! He was just doing a press tour. Those Aussies don't mess.

literarylioness's picture

Well, I bet Dolly Parton is laughing her ass off. I remember when Whitney made fun of Dolly's version back in the day. Whose laughing now? Dolly sings this song better.

freshfacestripper's picture

why not lip sync?? fuk it...

Meth-freeq's picture

Those people where quit modest in my opinion.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

tasty dish's picture

wasn't it in Australia that fans asked for their money back when Britney lip-synched her entire concert? damn, these Aussie fans are not playing.

Supertramp's picture

All those years of drugs really took a toll on her voice and her stage presence. She sounded really bad.

I'm with the Aussies on this one. If your going to shell out money for a LIVE performance then an entertainer ought to deliver. Britney Spears lipsynch her entire concert and Whitney sounds awful. No wonder they're P.O.

Pimpcessa's picture

Man, those Aussies are a pretty hard to satisfy bunch. Didn't something similar happen with the Brit Brit?

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HAW! Crack ho should just stick a didgeridoo in there and call it a day.

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Whamo's picture

She's gonna sound worse for tomorrow/today's? show. If she's strained that bad it takes days for your voice to come back..and that's if it's in decent shape to start with.
I use to sing in a band years ago and we did a three nighter at this club, by the third night my voice was shot. I was almost sick to my stomach trying to figure out how to get thru that third night. Needless to say I sounded like crap basically working off about 5 good notes and the rest were tourtured hisses. We never booked more than two nighters after that. At least the crownd understood and gave me break on that one as most had seen us play before.

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Whıtney looked lıke she was gestatıng a crackbaby ın the above footage.

Refund!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 9:03pm.

OMG, you sick bastard, you kill me. LMAO

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FOUND MORE VIDEO

YOUR WAYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lIDTVtA3cE

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

Miami's picture

Even if the audience is entitled to a refund, I am sure there is a clause somewhere in who ever does her productions. They won't refund money unless the artist cancels, or is hours late. I do hope they can get their money back. Things might be different in Australia.

Passionate's picture

Are you kidding? She gets tired just sitting there talking, hello? She has a voice, yes! A performer? Never.

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Emeriesan's picture

bleh, what did these people expect?

Mother Superior's picture

I need this 'kiss my ass' as a ring tone...:D :D :D

9a.m. in London! Time to go to work! WOOHOOO!!!!

MickeyHolland's picture

When she first made her 'come back' it was obvious that her voice was shot. Since then, she sounds even worse so maybe the rumor about her taking drugs again isn't just a rumor after all. Those concertgoers deserve a refund.

Between Britney and Whitney, it’s a miracle the Aussies are still our allies.

JPRX's picture

Not too shocking ...

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The Fly's picture

Aussies respond to claims:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjNMrbVa-hc

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seriously embarrassed that im australian. whats with us bagging every entertainer who bothers to come here?

popor whitney:((
she couldnt entertain a dead rat?
well this artist can entertain a wild lion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR28I845yJM

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 8:39pm.

you forgot to mention that tila tequila is down there now 'performing' in her 'concert' 'tour' aka singing karaoke in bars.

---Which pub she at? I challenge the scrawny troll to a Lady Bump Off.

And regarding Whitney - Aussies don't like paying for CRAP no they don't. That includes drugs. So whoever it was who sorted Whitney when she got off the plane in Brisbane (pronounced BRISBUN if you please) WELL DONE MY SON!

And it's Dolly Parton's fucking song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_utP1mGoutQ
(R.I.P. Dad)

what i dont understand is why is she still singing? we've all heard her murder her own songs in GMA. she should've just lip synched!

yes please continue crack! that's what it does to ur voice!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Bitch z sucked out Newport filta. BYE!

Dominique Devereaux's picture

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what's with the tv presenter's lips? they're very lisa rinna-ish.

MissJaneTexas's picture

The Soup uses that kiss my ass clip all the time. So funny. Poor Whitney...drugs are bad kids!

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buddhistgirl69's picture

I think I heard her voice "cracking"!

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:35pm.

These Aussie folks should be hot sluts of the week!

HAHA, that really made me laugh out loud!

OHPLEAZ's picture

I don't feel bad for Whitney, I know that's mean for me to say. But, if you seriously are going to be on tour and give people a performance worth their money then you better deliver!

Whitney Youstink...stinks.

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Hysteria's picture

ahahaaa! well put.

"Whitney couldn't entertain a dead rat."

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PS: she could've used her wonder woman power cuffs to [edit] in-trance the audience.

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:00pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:25pm.
why are you making me watch that shit?

what have i ever done to you? :*(
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Auntie Mame's picture

Sadly this is what happens when you hitch your star to a loser. She sat back and ruined herself running behind Crackpipe Brown. She should have ditched his stupid ass long ago.

"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"

TITS's picture

Submitted by Miami on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 9:26pm.

@TheBraz: Come to Miami and spend a week with the Israelis, and then I want to hear what you have to say about the Australians.
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oh yeah, but Israelis... humina humina! they can be sexy rude to me any day.

frisk me moshe!

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:25pm.
why are you making me watch that shit?

what have i ever done to you? :*(

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Submitted by jim on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 8:14pm.
YOU FUCKING PAID 165$ TO SEE THIS OLD CRACKHEAD, THAT IS WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU FUCKS!

That is probably true.

Whatever's picture

These Aussie folks should be hot sluts of the week!

angel_i's picture

Mariah 10 years ago (gone so long she's back):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALxImrP9kQ

Whitney 8 years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGrWTTuNJoU

Britney&LiLo 6 years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZbeNq8tiTM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJX1Y7X9gTU&NR=1

Amy 4 years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSts1sd_0wY

As of two years ago we were still recycling these hos...

And Madonna has ALWAYS gotten away with this shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryaC6FOJo2s

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xerquina's picture

the Aussies clearly missed the memo. who goes to a concert sober?!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 9:03pm.

When I get fingered and blown at the same time I go "FA LA LA LA...LLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" then my dad hits me and says "STOP SINGING FAGGOT, YOU'LL WAKE MY WIFE!!"
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ha ha ha....good one suckandfuck

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I miss crackhead Whitney, god forbid this bitch really gets her act together and releases another torture song like "will always love you" on us.

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Soultonic's picture

I agree...I love Australians, they're just being honest. I don't care what country it is, if you pay $165 dollars for a concert and you get this out-of-breath crackhead pulling this shit, I'd be really pist off too.

Miami's picture

@TheBraz: Come to Miami and spend a week with the Israelis, and then I want to hear what you have to say about the Australians.

deez's picture

I love this shit, we get blasted but when Nicole Kidman has a bad performance and Americans rip into her, it's okay.

I don't care where the fuck in the world it's happening or where you're from.
People pay for GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. I expect quality when I go to a concert, you guys might not. Good for you.

Fucking AC/DC who are in their 60s don't run out of breath onstage and put on a solid show. Let's get real here.

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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 8:53pm.

I like Australians. They are the rudest people in the world, and that counts for something in my book.
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Soultonic's picture

You know Bobby went to a McDonald's drive-thru after hearing about the Whitney disaster and super-sized the number 2, 3 and 4 to celebrate!