Open Post: Hosted By The Peen Pants
Jon Grosselin can finally flash a dick that is bigger than a marmoset's thumb thanks to these peen pants courtesy of designer Isabel Mastache. Yes, he'll have to stuff it, but nobody needs to know that.
At her show in Madrid, Isabel showcased the pants that will quickly get you a date, a slap to the face or a night in the clink.
I'm sure the sluts out there really don't appreciate these pants at all. When a huge slut sees anything that remotely resembles a big hard dick, they immediately get on their knees to handle that shit. So there will be a lot of unhappy whores out there with a mouthful of lint. A new meaning to "lint licker." So don't laugh when you see cotton dingles on my tongue.
And here's a video of the show from Queerty. Believe it or not, this mess isn't the craziest thing from Isabel's mind. I think I spotted a labia hat.
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man, i hate these stupid fashion shows.
they serve no purpose whatsoever than to showcase outfits no one will ever wear. and also so that whoever is running the particular show can snort some blow with their buddies and hear about how wonderful and fabulous they are.
you've just been violated!
Haute couture for artificially inseminating a cow that won’t accept a bull.
I don't understand ...
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Haha, glad you enjoyed it, ESE.
ubmitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:08am.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:45pm.
hahahhahahahahahahhahah. "Sit down, have some plaid" Hilarious
LOL, that's one of my faves from that clip. One of the ones they didn't include was when Edward is staring at her in the cafeteria one of them said, "Usually when you have a creepy, pale guy staring across the dining room at you, you're eating at Denny's" LOL.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:02pm.
Sorry my internet went down for like 30 mins. Thanks the info. THat is sadness. And I know what you mean, totally.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:45pm.
hahahhahahahahahahhahah. "Sit down, have some plaid" Hilarious.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
"testosterone levels are dropping by just looking at him"... HAHAHA!!... thanks, beaky! i think i now fully understand "Twilight"!!LOL!
gotta go for a bit, off to put pen to paper!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdD2Spp26vs
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
i would definitely wear some of these pieces look interesting don't need the extra peen though,lol
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:45pm.
kick ass!!... i loved Mystery Science Theater
3000!!!...
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
If you ever watched/enjoyed Mystery Science Theater 3000 when they made fun of old, shitty movies, the guys started making mp3 riffs to go along with current movies. Not quite the same as the old show, but I'll take what I can get! This is the Best of Twilight, but they make Harry Potter ones, anything you can think of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpT8l94CKcs
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:36pm.
i only get through movies with popcorn... preferably caramel!... link, please!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:30pm.
Oh boy, I'm not good under pressure :/ Although the rifftrax link I posted in the Kristen Stewart post have me hankering for a rifftrax. I got about seven or so from the site, but I haven't watched/listened to them in forever~! I think it's the only way to get through certain movies......
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:22pm.
so.. what's up, beaky?... i think we're sittin' on an empty OP... what's the topic you want?
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:22pm.
nighty, Centy!... picture an Irishman in your trashy novel... i like to be involved!LOL!
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You are far and away the biggest rascal I have EVER known...
Won't be hard to involve you...I was at the hairdresser today and had my hair dyed back to it's natural red, it's been blonde for awhile.
So I'm just a purdy little lassie lookin' for some love! Ya gotta work to get under my skirt, though...
Good night, sweetie. :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:19pm.
BB! Hope you had an awesome birfday, hor!
I did, thanks :) Heya ESE.
nighty, Centy!... picture an Irishman in your trashy novel... i like to be involved!LOL!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
hiya, beakers!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Good night, Leenie, ESE and all...
I didn't sleep at all last night, so I think I'm going to treat myself to a glass of wine, a hot bubble bath, a trashy novel and an early bedtime.
I feel I've earned it...:)
Thanks everyone for all of your support, it means the world to me.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
BB! Hope you had an awesome birfday, hor!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
see ya, EM!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
OMG, ESE. Just saw this:
"boarding "Jiffy Pop" airlines!!... ALL ABOARD!!"
Freaking hilarious! Thank you for that!!!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Ni nite, Eileenie! Evening whores.
ESE, oh, i heard the crack!!... it was soothing! heeheehee!
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Was it your back, your crack or your sack?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Imma go night night, y'allz! Have a great night and if Peaches shows up, send her my love!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:47pm.
What about Balloon Boy's aircraft?
I'm reasonably certain it's grounded.
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boarding "Jiffy Pop" airlines!!... ALL ABOARD!!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:05pm.
Oh, ESE! You snapped a long time ago...
Luckily, you're a pussycat who wouldn't hurt a fly.
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oh, i heard the crack!!... it was soothing! heeheehee!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
TEAM CABO!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:47pm.
I hate paying taxes, too!
*looks around for small aircraft to steal*
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if you can find one to steal, i'm sure i can navigate us to Cabo!... not sure how that will help, but... IT'S CABO!!
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What about Balloon Boy's aircraft?
I'm reasonably certain it's grounded.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ESE, i still think i'm a normal average everyday drunk.
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Oh, ESE! You snapped a long time ago...
Luckily, you're a pussycat who wouldn't hurt a fly.
Although I'm sure your neighbors wonder why you wander up and down the streets of Greenwich Village in your bathrobe, muttering to yourself.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:47pm.
I hate paying taxes, too!
*looks around for small aircraft to steal*
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if you can find one to steal, i'm sure i can navigate us to Cabo!... not sure how that will help, but... IT'S CABO!!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:46pm.
I lived in Austin for 5 years...I was shocked. My friends that are still there were pissed because the next day they forgot all about it and went back to Tiger. Did they find everyone that was working that day in the building?!
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They have accounted for everyone. Two people killed, the pilot and an employee of the IRS. They had not released the identity of the employee.
This is pretty bad, but a guy who worked for the IRS from that building gave me a terrible time last year, approaching stalkerish, really awful emails, phone calls and showing up at my house.
As soon as I heard that, I wondered whether it might have been him for a split second who was killed, and then I felt awful and have felt awful ever since....sigh.
No matter how badly people treat me, I'd never wish hurt or death on anyone, you know?
You are right, the media has dropped this story, which is sad because it is a terribly scary thing that should have been explored further.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:46pm.
I lived in Austin for 5 years...I was shocked. My friends that are still there were pissed because the next day they forgot all about it and went back to Tiger. Did they find everyone that was working that day in the building?!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:46pm.
Scary. In terms of the fact that the guy supposedly presented as the most normal guy you would ever meet and he just completely snapped.
and here i was, awhile ago, ready to firebomb(just kidding, secret service!) the IRS for charging me 2 grand from 5 years ago!!... i still think i'm a normal average everyday drunk.. er.. person... just 2 grand poorer!LOL!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:38pm
His daughter called him a hero. Yes, crashing your plane into a building killing someone and injuring a dozen or so others, yea, that's so fucking heroic.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I hate paying taxes, too!
*looks around for small aircraft to steal*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:38pm.
oh yeah, i've been catching up on my internet(what?... i've been busy!) and i read this this afternoon... i thought it was interesting...
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ESE, seriously, that building that that nutcase crashed into was right across the street from my old apt...
Scary. In terms of the fact that the guy supposedly presented as the most normal guy you would ever meet and he just completely snapped.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
oh yeah, i've been catching up on my internet(what?... i've been busy!) and i read this this afternoon... i thought it was interesting...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0218102stack1.html
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
ESE, i thought that smell was... *looks around for TV*... Jersey?!?!
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Close. Limburger cheese from Zabar's.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
LOL, Centy! I was thinking that this morning when I saw you won! We good!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:16pm.
The peen pants are very popular on the NYC subway.
do they spray paint?
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They spray taint.
Especially during rush hour.
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i thought that smell was... *looks around for TV*... Jersey?!?!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:20pm.
CENTY!! Mwah!! Congrats on your win today! Awesome!
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Thank you Eileenie!
How funny is it that I congratulated you just yesterday on your CT win, and now today I have won, as well?
We in da club, girl!
What a difference a day makes!
Thank Christ...:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:16pm.
The peen pants are very popular on the NYC subway.
do they spray paint?
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They spray taint.
Especially during rush hour.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:20pm.
CENTY!! Mwah!! Congrats on your win today! Awesome!
yeah, what she said, Centy!! congrats!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
CENTY!! Mwah!! Congrats on your win today! Awesome!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:16pm.
The peen pants are very popular on the NYC subway.
do they spray paint?
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
The peen pants are very popular on the NYC subway.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:14pm.
I'm good! What's this I read that you are the moderator these days here on OP? hahahahaha
uuuhh... what?
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
I'm good! What's this I read that you are the moderator these days here on OP? hahahahaha
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:01pm.
it's healing, i don't think amputation is needed... whew! i thought i was gonna have to get out the ginsu knives... ya know they can cut through a toe and still slice tomatoes, right?!LOL!
how's everylittlething?
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
ESE!!! MWAH! Good choice of song!!! How's the toe doing these days?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.