Tuesday, February 23rd 2010
Is That A Wig?
Angie Jo started shooting Mr. & Mrs. Salty Wanted Tourist at a cafe in Paris, France today, and is that a wig I see on her head? A ratty tatty wig that not even Kim Zolciak would dry hump if it was the last wig on the planet? Doesn't Angie knows that there's thousands of Brangeloonies who would happily scalp themselves and hand their head of hair over to her?
Busted wig (or fried real hair) aside, this is the best I've seen Angie look in a while. And I'm only saying that because she's dressed like a discolored penis with an abnormally long foreskin.
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why does anyone think Depp will be smitten with her? he's happily settled down and not looking - Angie's vadge is not THAT powerful
K2 - Saw them -loons are arguing that he was holding the kids and that's why the coldness. I think the kiss itself says it all. She was trying, he just went along. It's all in the face.
They are saying...
"oh, you don't get passionate at work"
isn't their work like their play...always public forum????
Others argue the kiss is passionate but what I see is two dolts putting on a show...the
"WE ARE NOT SPLITTING-O-RAMA"
I am sick of this shit. The more they show up the more transparent it becomes.
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I think she looks beautiful in these pictures...more so than her usual drab all black gear...
Looks wig-ish.
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damn, she has marionette lines like a 40/50-something something fierce...
Melanie Laurent!! "Shoshana"
(drew barrymore was faaaaaaaaaaaaat in the green dress.)
I just saw a photo of Brad visiting her on the set and it's amazing how truly hard this woman is pushing the "we're in love" act. They're kissing one another but she has her hand on his shoulder/back and he doesn't have either arm around her. He's just kinda standing there accepting the kiss. She must be in her glory to have so many opportunities for the photogs to capture her "family unity". I think when Depp shows up on the set - she's gonna have to tone it down a notch . He's not gonna put up with this bullshit. And the papz ruin a fucking movie for everyone ( not like I would see this failure).. you practically see every shot before the film comes out. They suck.
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:14pm.
Nothing can bring Johnny Depp down. If he likes a part he's going to take it no matter who his co-star is.
I'm pretty sure he's laughing his ass off at Brangelina for all of those pap pictures they've been setting up. Johnny doesn't need or want the bullshit that goes with acting he just wants to do what he loves. And that's what makes him the most awesome actor in the business.
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norma_desmond on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:37pm.
maybe it would help me to know who (a current celeb) you all think is drop dead gorgeous?
- Monica Bellucci, Halle Berry, Cate Blanchett, Selma Hayek...
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I can't believe someone as respectable as Johnny Depp would do a movie with someone like her. Is he seeking career suicide? So messed up. If she does horrible then the movie will flop and it will bring him down UNLESS he believes that her famewhoring and brangeloonies will carry the movie well. Which might happen but it is a risky gamble.
I'm watching Sleepy Hollow right now and IMO, here Johnny Depp has never looked so fucking hot. I'd do many bad girl things to him if he was unattached!
Submitted by norma_desmond on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:37pm.
maybe it would help me to know who (a current celeb) you all think is drop dead gorgeous?
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Who?? Let's see: Penelope Cruz, Charlize Theron, Brooke Shields..
Btw, Charlize was supposed to star in "Tourist" but she backed out. What a shame.. Her and Depp would make such hot couple. This hag doesn't come close...
I didn't know the Snuggie covered your hands?
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Bitch needs a cheeseburger. Watch her the other night in Wanted and couldn't help but feel sick. Stick thin legs, sunken cheek bones, bony everything else. In Tomb Raider she was hot. Now not so much.
Joan wears those gloves a LOT better:
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She looks like her face could crack if she smiled. Joan Collins was in her forties when she played The Bitch and she puts this one to shame.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:47pm.
Jennifer Aniston? LOL I am kidding
IDK, I can't think of anyoneI think that Roslyn Sanchez chick is pretty hot
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I agree. Roslyn -- Roselyn? -- Sanchez was a bit hotter when she was a touch younger but still, I've always thought better than the Eva Mendeses and Gina Gershons who corner that market.
IMHO, young Pene Cruz was super hot. Like in Jamon Jamon or La Belle Epoque. I always thought Michelle Yeoh was beautiful and classy, much more impressive than the younger Zhang Ziyi. Of bigger names, maybe Charlize Theron. For stunning older woman, I vote Shohreh Aghdashloo -- from 24 and an ep of Will & Grace?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:42pm.
Other than that Jolie is too skinny, I actually don't think there's anything wrong with her. IMO, she's technically beautiful no matter what we find wrong with her personal character or personality... and no matter how deficient we may find her intellectually. That said, definitely overrated -- but good looks often are. Hendricks is also gorgeous -- for her bone structure and boobs as much as the look in her eye when she smiles.
Submitted by norma_desmond on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:37pm.
maybe it would help me to know who (a current celeb) you all think is drop dead gorgeous?
Jennifer Aniston? LOL I am kidding
IDK, I can't think of anyoneI think that Roslyn Sanchez chick is pretty hot
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:15pm.
I'm 5'7". My dad is 6'4, my mom is 5'1. Taller men often go after cute shorties.
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I think that's true. Maybe bc they can't tell the difference? From 6'4" what's the difference between 5'4" and 5'... it all looks so far away.... Then, when you're sitting or laying down, who cares.
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Tuesday Weld too. She's from back in the day but she's still beautiful. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001839/
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Submitted by norma_desmond on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:35pm.
*raises hand* that was me. Her profile is flat and weird. I dunno, caveman like? I don't think she's ugly, but she's not beautiful. Overrated is a good word. The busted weave doesn't help and she needs to gain some weight.
maybe it would help me to know who (a current celeb) you all think is drop dead gorgeous?
okay, I need an education here...why don't you all think she looks pretty in these photos? I've read most of the comments and most of you don't like her looks in these pictures? One person even wrote that her profile is bad? really? I'm serious--I guess I am missing something major--because, to me, she looks really great in these pictures.
I knew the "new hairstyle" was for this movie. She would never actually try to look presentable just for the hell of it.
The shoes look like the same ones she was wearing about 2 years ago ! She wore those nude heels with everything. Aside from the dress and the tacky coat - she doesn't seem to be playing a different character from the one plays in real life. As for her acting ... the only thing she'll nail on the first take is the sex scene!
No kidding . . . Joan Collins in Dynasty. 'Course, I always wear MY elbow length gloves when I'm at a sidewalk cafe in Paris. Lets those Frenchies know I know what's up.
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 4:59pm.
For a second I thought that was Joan Collins.
Srry for the double post. Thought I could fix my typo...
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Because Angelina is so interested in raising her children, she has signed up to play Kay Scarpetta from the Patricia Cromwell series of mystery books. I have never read them but apparently this character is a chief medical examiner, a lawyer and a FBI consultant. Wow. Can't wait to see Jolie heavy-handed turn at that! (not really) Apparently some fans are up in arms.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Because Angelina is so interested in raising her children, she has signed up to pay Kay Scarpetta from the Patricia Cromwell series of mystery books. I have never read them but apparently this character is a chief medical examiner, a lawyer and a FBI consultant. Wow. Can't wait to see Jolie heavy-handed turn at that! (not really) Apparently some fans are up in arms.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Looks like a ratty old wig.
For a second I thought that was Joan Collins.
Circa...... now.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:20pm.
I got all yallz beat, I'm 4'11" and a 1/2. Top THAT!
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Angie's playing the part and looks good!
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 3:11pm.
"just tell her it's a married man's dick, she'll gobble it down."
LOLZZZ... best line i've read in a looong time !!! Thanks for the laughs Granny!
The phrase Wicked Stepmother comes to mind when I see this picture.
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Why isn't there a cutlets name for this wretch?
She's starting to look like an anorexic Geena Davis....good or bad? Well I guess that up to the viewer. Someone could try to feed her a cheeseburger or somthing, just tell her it's a married man's dick, she'll gobble it down.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Awww look at the adult playing dress-up and make-believe! How cute actors are! OMG I forgot...their craft is to be taken seriously. Must be why they are paid MILLIONS to do what 8 year old's do every weekend. Losers.
Wow. They put like 20 bags of tracks on that head!
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:43pm.
LMFAO @ Go fuck your self with a spell check stick.
Nicely played mbar
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thank you for commenting on this...! I missed it! Too. damn. funny.
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LMFAO @ Go fuck your self with a spell check stick.
Nicely played mbar
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I think it has a lot to do with her eyes and nose.
She had an eye lift or the fat removed from her eyelids to get that Betty Davis look. It makes her look old. Also, her nose is a little too thin for her face now. She doesn't look like she's had cheek implants. At this point, they'd probably help balance her face!
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
oh good gravy McGee, the "how much money her movies make" shitfest.
Bottom line, HER movies with her headlining tank, movies that have her as a supporting cast member/voice over etc..., they make money due in part to a cast of BETTER, more credible actors.
How much would I WANT MAAAH SON BACK have made if it were not for Clint Eastwood running the show.
(The Loonies like using that flick as some kind of measure)
Unless this Salty Tomb Raidery Wanted Mighty Fart movie has other big name actors, it will tank as well.
Is she using her quasi Vampira-Count Chocula-Vadge Pseudo Briddishy accentery in this one as well????
Crediting only her with how much any movie she's in makes is just stupid.
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Do those loonies ever get off their fat asses and support her at the box office anyway? A Mighty Heart and Changeling bombed, right?
Bitch can't act! PERIOD.
Can't wait to see her alongside Depp though. I anticipate her heavy-handed acting will be cringe-worthy. I will be sure to buy a ticket for another film and sneak in. Sorry Depp and everyone else on that film!
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
That's what happens when you're a junkie, it's hard on the hair.
She looks fake in the main shot..something weird is going on here I'm just not sure what it is.
Yea, Kung Fu Panda was a cute kids movie. But any raspy, athletic voiced female celeb could of done the tiger. 4 year olds don't care about Jolie.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:11pm.
Jolie does a lot of animated kids films and those have a built in big box office. --------------------------------------------------
She's paired with the voices of big/bigger stars in all of those too.
Agreed! The loonies point that out as proof of her success, but I'm pretty sure none of the kids dragged their parents to see the movie because of her (at least mine didn't). I'm pretty sure it was because of the fucking Panda. AND I was really disappointed to see that the premiere had her making it all about her by getting Jack Black to announce her being preggers with the twin blobs. I didn't see Lucy Lui at all at the premiere and I was looking for her. No doubt was banished because a certain fame ho couldn't share the spotlight.
I got all yallz beat, I'm 4'11" and a 1/2. Top THAT!
Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:11pm.
Jolie does a lot of animated kids films and those have a built in big box office. --------------------------------------------------
She's paired with the voices of big/bigger stars in all of those too.
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