RPattz Pours His Heart Out To The Sun
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison have never admitted that they spend their nights trying to conceive Renesmee, because if they did, very Twihard's vagina and/or b-hole would explode and the planet would be covered in labia and ass lips. Well, get your umbrella out, because The Sun claims that RPattz came clean (the first time he's been clean in months) about his relationship with Kristen. This is what he told them after the BAFTAs on Sunday night:
"It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."
So RPattz and Kristen were supposed to come out as a couple at the BAFTAs, yet it's impossible for them to be seen together? CUE BRITNEY!
Either RPattz was drunk, or The Sun reporter was the drunk one and mistakenly interviewed a sleepy-eyed hobo covered in body glitter thinking he was RPattz. A simple mistake.
Here's Kristen Stewart at the Elle Style Awards in London last night.
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Bullshit.
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Don't know if someone said this already (too lazy to look) but it totally looks like she's playing pocket hockey in that dress.
She always looks "slow" to me.
"Never admitted they spend their nights trying to conceive Renesme" Lol Fuck!ng hilarious. You guys kill me.
You guys actually believe a British Tabloid? Seriously! I can't see Rob getting all chatty with a Tabloid reporter no matter how Drunk he was. They made that sh!t up like they do everything else.
Good lord, who is her stylist?! She looks so awkward and out of place in that dress, but then she has never struck me as someone who carries herself with any confidence, which may be part of the problem.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 3:58pm.
Man, I thought *I* had a cuntface.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 1:41pm.
This greasy little lemur needs to fuck right off.
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Jellus much? ;p
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
she's a lesbian ,he's gay ,and it's all for publicity. if he did admit they're a couple it's only to contradict the negative publicity he received over admitting that he hates vagina. THAT is believable ,those 2 as a real life couple is not. if she always looks miserable it's because she has to hide the fact she's gay and pretend even off screen to be something she is not.
Bitch has the golden vagina, yep, its like the rain forest where the magical unicorns are traveling to sparkle...
I know twitaRDs are planning a mass suicide as soon as the porn video of these two are posted, whatever, he looks like a hobo, like he never bathes, but damn..I will totally hit that
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Maybe her cuntface is blinding to stylists.
Could be.
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 3:58pm.
Man, I thought *I* had a cuntface.
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I, too, suffer from the bitch face. It's okay, people don't stare too long.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
She looks like a failed Selma Blair. Good for these two being together, though. During all of their PR, he always acted way into her though it didn't seem reciprocated.
These two twits claim to hate the paps? If they just confirmed if they were screwing or not the mystery would be gone and the paps would be off to poke thier butt's in someone eles's relationship.
Man, I thought *I* had a cuntface. I just wanna punch in her "uber-bored" face, then boot her right between the shoulder blades to improve her slouchy ass posture.
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I can't believe how overrated this mouthbreather is as an "actress" and how she's constantly complaining about HER FAME and what a BURDEN it is.
They either need to dress her dumbass differently cuz she CANNOT pull these looks off or tell her to stay home with all the blinds closed.
Ungrateful skank.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Does this cunt ever show any emotion? All she does is bite her lip and run her fingers through her hair in her movies, I can't believe anybody takes her seriously.
You know I seriously wonder if these two, in addition to a blatant showmance to keep "Twilight" in the tabloids, are required to be "in character" all the time. Especially Kristen, who acts just like her character - an entitled, self-important, shallow little shitbag who thinks she's better than everyone else and that life is suuuuuuch a drag.
Lookin' good movie star!
God, what an ugly woman she is. She looks as though she was tuberculosis.
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She's not too cute.
Ok - I can't scroll past it one more time. WTF is with her poo-poo face?
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
They are both kind of strange in real life, I can totally see it.
This greasy little lemur needs to fuck right off.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Kisten proves that sex appeal is all about what you want to project, the way you carry yourself rather than your looks. Because let's face it, she's not any uglier than Robert! But she has the look of a heroine junkie.
The thing is, I quite like that he's with her. He s obviously frightened by the army of frothing vaginas running after him. Good on him for "coming clean".
I still say she is a gayelle. Just give it a few years and you'll see.
I hate this sour-faced bitch
I am not trying to be all emotional about this, I am an adult; however, I must say that SHE NEEDS TO STOP FUKKEN ON MAH MAN! YOU HEAR ME, BITCH? I WILL GUT YOUR ASS LIKE A CATFISH AND ROLL YOU AROUND IN CORNMEAL AND FRY YOU 'LIL STANK ASS UP AND SERVE YOU WITH A SIDE OF TARTAR SAUCE AND BUD LIGHT! bitch.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
a peek into Kristen's head:
"oh god, i am SO above this celebrity thing. ok, fine, just take the picture already. ugh. why must someone as talented as me put up with this shit? like, are we done yet? *sniff sniff* oh no, is RPittz here? oh wait, when WAS the last time i took a bath? thinking...thinking..."
$5 truck stop haircut...nice....
She does not have the body to pull off this dress.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:25pm.
If they're together it can only mean one thing -
SHE HAS A PENIS.
Or that he has a vag!
If they're together it can only mean one thing -
SHE HAS A PENIS.
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Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:40am.
WHO THE HELL CAN EVEN MAKE THEIR FACE FROWN LIKE THAT?!
LMAO!! I know, it looks like a fucking cartoon frown. Only the most miserable of hos can frown like that. I bet MiserAlba can do it too.
So you promoting another movie by bringing out some press on movie you became famous from? Genius
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aaaahhahahah that first sentence of the post is COMEDY GOLD. Laughed so hard.
I just cannot see these two together as a couple. there's something off there.
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If fans are going to go crazy regardless, what difference does it make if they arrive together or separately? RPatz must have hit the sauce that night.
RPattz came clean (the first time he's been clean in months) hahaha...this freakin walking dirty skid mark is a walking toxic dump of stank...he should just couple up with soap and water....
I'm sorry to get all Kanye West but WHO IS THIS GIRL SLEEPING WITH (not RPAT) THAT SHE GETS ALL THESE MOVIE ROLES, AWARDS, ETC? Her acting is terrible, you could put a wet rag in her role and it would do a better job. My theory is that she is sleeping with some Hollywood biggie that is into necrophilia because I imagine sleeping with her is like her acting, death!"
Her father is a producer or something and her mother is also something behind the scenes (maybe script writing I forget).
Kristen is not butt ugly but she isn't beautiful either. The only thing that makes her desirable is her playing the role of Bella Swan who almost every emo teenage girl would like to be. I remember that when I had a huge crush on Leonardo DiCaprio more than ten years ago I had the same feelings about Claire Danes. The woman is everything but beautiful but having been Leo's Juliet in the movie made her the prettiest girl in the world for me.
When the Twilight-saga charm lost its power all the girls and women will ask themselves What the hell is this thing? Was I jealous of this? Why?
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Sourpussed little heifer.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
Submitted by natters5 on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:00pm.
It's actually a case of a nepotism. Her father is in the industry. I am too lazy to look it up though...but I think he is a TV producer.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:38am.
The only way to watch Twilight is with the rifftrax with the MST3K guys.....
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OMG thank you for the link! LMAO
Time to call Buffy. Get this shit over with.
I'm sorry to get all Kanye West but WHO IS THIS GIRL SLEEPING WITH (not RPAT) THAT SHE GETS ALL THESE MOVIE ROLES, AWARDS, ETC? Her acting is terrible, you could put a wet rag in her role and it would do a better job. My theory is that she is sleeping with some Hollywood biggie that is into necrophilia because I imagine sleeping with her is like her acting, death!
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:24am.
That first pic of her is hilarious. Could she be MORE miserable? It's obvious that this is a fauxmance. He doesn't like vaginas and she clearly does.
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i agree with you, i think they are both gay and are milking this "fauxmance" for the publicity, whether it is for themselves or the films. hopefully they will both come out in their own time, she is obviously very unhappy...
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:51am.
LOL, kanderso! Please, stop holding your opinions in! Let us know how you are feeling!
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lol, I think I'm just reacting to Lainey Gossip (and Twihards) spewing some bullshit every day about how 'gorgeous' and 'delicate' and 'beautiful' Kristen is. She's by no means hideous, but I HATE when people beat you over the head with something that you find completely inaccurate. I think I may have gotten carried away :)
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But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.- MK
Oh cry my a river.. whatever. I know I'm suppose to hate her dress but I actually like it.
I guess when the median age of your fan base is 13, that's how old you must act in interviews.
So over these two kids.