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Remember how American figure skater Evan Licecheck won Olympic gold over Russia's Evgeni Plushenko? Remember how Plushie kicked Licecheck in the crotch bone by saying that only real gold medal champions do quad jumps? Remember all that? Well, it's getting better!
Plushie still refuses to accept that a silver medal is hanging around his neck. Plushie's ego magically gave birth to something called a platinum medal! Over on Plushie's official website, it shows that he won a silver in Salt Lake (true), a gold in Torino (again, true), and a platinum in Vancouver. HA! Platinum kills gold every time, so the joke is on Licecheck! Plushie REALLY showed him.
All jokes aside, Plushie is telling the truth. Plushie is the 2010 Olympic platinum medal champion in Cuntness. Raise Russia's flag and bow down!
via HuffPo
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Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 11:20am.
>>If you know shit or two about figure skating<<
I do, so let's do this.
>>you would know that Evan played it safe while Plushenko did everything anyone who does automatically wins gold!<<
No. What Plushenko did was a quad combination and nothing else. His landings were shaky, his spins were not up to par, and his choreography was a joke. All of that prancing and posing was not artistic; it was ridiculous.
>>Scores were fixed for Evan to get the medal<<
Bullshit. Plushenko was the favorite going in and led after the short program.
>>I am not even Plushenko fan or give a shit bout him<<
Your posts beg to differ.
>>but what they did is a slap on a face to every damn gold medal champion before<<
Really? Because I don't remember Hamilton, Boitano, Yamaguchi, Baiul or the preponderance of gold medalists doing a quad.
>>It takes some serious skills to win gold and when you have a douche performing regular routine on ice and win gold.<<
Yes. Just ask Oksana Baiul and all of her two-footed landings.
>>If you can buy yourself a gold medal why even bother with olympics anymore? It's a shame that even Olympics is biased piece of shit those days.<<
Buying a medal? Now you just sound infantile. Russians have dominated this sport for the last thirty years. They're not hurting for medals.
>>When Russia hosts next olympics I am sure as hell there will be this whole anti American rant. Because it's a well known fact that best figure skaters come from Soviet Union<<
First of all, the Soviet Union no longer exists. Second, I beg to differ about them having the best skaters. Just look at the list of past world champions - they come from all over. I'm not denying that Russia has talented skaters, but they're certainly not the only ones who do.
>>shit even Johny Weirdos coach is Russian!<<
What's your point? He didn't even medal.
Plushenko had a lousy free skate, and under the new ISU rules, it was not a gold medal performance. He's just a miserable cunt who can't accept that he made errors. He's a good skater who has contributed a lot to the sport, but it was not a good overall performance. A quad jump does not make an Olympic champion. If you think that's all there is to the sport, then why not just have a competition where there's nothing but jumps?
And when you have a cantankerous old coot like Dick Button calling you out for your nonsense, you know you've fucked up. If an American had acted this way, there would be a shitfire storm in the media and we, as a country, would never hear the end of it. The way Plushenko first hopped up on the gold medal podium at the medal ceremony was absolutely appalling. He needs to put on his big boy pants and be happy with his third Olympic medal.
So call 1-800-BOO-HOO and ask for extension WAH WAH. He lost; Lysacek won. Get the fuck over it.
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Holy Fuck! I love and agree with your whole post d2d. I'd love to use the 1-800-BOO-HOO line as a signy but my current one gets me into enough trouble as it is. Funny you mention Dick Buttons. I don't know him. A good friend from New York knows him well. They'll always say that DB is persnikety but when it comes to figure skating Dick knows his shit.
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No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Hey LawDog,
The curly-haired guy's name was Christopher Atkins - just in case it's driving you nuts trying to remember it. And you're right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Is anyone actually getting upset over a "sport" that relies on French judges?
He needs a better stylist. He looks all kinds of wrong.
LOL, someone's ego got wounded huh? Platinum?! Plushie is so pissed about this shit...I can't believe how dramatic he's being. At least he didn't get shafted like Johnny Weir into 6th place. Geez!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
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I may be dating myself but the guy, Charlie, looks like the guy in that movie where him and Brooke Shields end up on an abandon island as kids and then grow up and start fucking. Can't think of the name right now...
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The Earth is DOOOOOMED!!!! All people who can keep their egos in check please board the space shuttle Atlantis ..we are leaving for the planet Mars to start a new colony of humans who have not been infested with ENFLAMED EGOS.
Russia was part of Soviet Union but it wasn't seperate country back then!
So all those atheletes represented Soviet Union not Russia back in the 80's
Oksana thing I am not sure what year was it
but someone mentioned her representing Russia
so I pointed out she was from Ukraine
Plushenko is not an asshole he is mad laid back type
the only reason I can't stand his ass is for agreeing to be in Eurovision with Dima Bilan...Now that was a rip off and easy win!
I hope they would give him a gold medal just like that one time they gave out two gold medals to someone...I forgot who
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I hate the Russians. Feel better Flatbush? I don't have the Russian peoples, but the Russian government, like this asshat, is soooooo desperate for attention, they can't go more than a decade without invading something or other. Asshats invaded my country four times in the last century alone. They suck
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Figure Skating events have been bought and paid for. Dick Button is the King Tut of the skating world and they did not want young Evgeni and his cocky mouth tieing Button with two back to back Oympic gold medals. I also heard an interview a few years ago with an ex judge saying they had to keep countries happy and did not all the time judge on performance alone. Of coure this is all hearsay but how many times have we heard of a judging scandal? Seems like every year or so. I think the Americans got fucked with the ice dancing last night also.
He's a very sexy, attractive guy full of Russian passion and pout.
Anyone with that haircut should have been stopped at the border anyway...
Submitted by Clio on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 3:56pm.
I'm pretty sure this guy is married to an American and lives here
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According to his wiki page, he lives in St. Peterburg, Russia and is divorced. (Wife was Russian as well.) NBC did a mini-bio of him and it appeared St. Petersburg is his full-time city of residence.
A part of me felt Plushenko deserved the gold and his quad jump was, indeed, amazing (too bad Evan Licecheck didn't pull one off).
Sore loser or not Plushenko is an amazing skater and I love his Russian edge.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:55pm.
@EastEndGirl 2:13p.m.
Luongo, yes! - thank god they benched Barndoor - should have done it on Sunday night!
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ahahahaha "Barndoor" lol! Go Louuuuuuuuuuu!
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Bunny Rabbit is right. It is the Italian guy who is bitching the loudest. However, to say that the Russian pair is happy with their bronze medal is beyond credibility. They certainly did not act as if they were, last night - unless looking like a couple of cunty sourpusses, on the podium, is their way of showing happiness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
I'm pretty sure this guy is married to an American and lives here, as well. That's gonna make things a tad bit awkward when he gets back....
His problem was he put all his eggs in the "quad" basket and forgot that he needed to skate the rest of the program cleanly and with greater choreography. That screwed him. He just came out thinking if I stick the quad I'll have the gold. Hey Plushy, take those sour grapes and make you a nice russian whine, um I mean wine.
A poor sport is so not attractive.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:13pm.
This cunts cuntiness is apparently infectious:
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/Canadian+dancers+victory+under+fire+fr...
More bitchin from the Russians, also over gold.
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You should know that what he said was originally in Russian and bits and pieces were left out by the Canadian media after the translation. What he actually said was "We skated the best performance WE could and we have a bronze medal. What can you do? We did everything we could." The Russian pair itself is happy with its bronze ( though I'm sure the skating federation isn't). It was the Italian man who was critical of the gold medal winners. But of course, the Canadian and American media are working overtime to create a cold war on TV for ratings and people are lapping it up.
As for Plushenko, he's not the bad asshole the media is making him out to be. He actually has a reputation amongst skaters for being a pretty nice guy with a good sense of humor. He's basically telling it like it is. Lysacek's performance was cleaner (not 100% clean) but was easier than Plushenko's. Like the Russians have said, would you rather have a Mercedes with a small scratch on it or a prisitine Ford Festiva? The gold this time went to the Festiva.
Let's face it, the Russians have always been a bunch of whiny little bitches when it comes to losing. If they can't cheat to win then they whine. Didn't he say you're not a man if you don't do a quad? I believe he should have said you're not a man if you figure skate. I mean a figure skater calling out someone on being manly? Puleeeasse.
It's just a spelling error. He meant to write plutonium because he is, after all, the Sex Bomb!
see luscious_t's link at 11:30 a.m.
Whiner weiner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Separated at birth:
http://www.defleppard.com/band/images/joe.png
He needs to get over himself. He didn't skate as good. Yeah he had a more complicated jump but the rest of his routine was not as good. Him acting like a whinny bitch isn't going to change that.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
yeah but Evan Lysacek is still the villain of this story no matter how you slice it
any ice queen wearing black feathers on his sleeve & a snake around his neck is up to no good
mark my words
@EastEndGirl 2:13p.m.
Pretty much saw that coming. Their pouting, sullen attitude on the podium was fucking disgraceful.
Their outfits were godawful. I was so distracted by that stupid 'mouth on nipple' thing that she was wearing that I couldn't tell you how they actually skated - although they seemed pretty jerky - both on and off the ice, apparently. Virtue and Moir were ethereal.
Luongo, yes! - thank god they benched Barndoor - should have done it on Sunday night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:05pm.
Just stick to Jonny Weirdo and think of figure skating as dancing on ice...
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Actually, I have 100000000 x's more respect for Weir than for Plushy. Weir took his loss in stride and showed true sportsmenship throughout the competition.
So, who's the real man and who's the whiny @$$ little b!tch now? HA!!
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I was happy Charlie and Meryl got a silver last night. What a cute puppy dog pair. I'm very surprised Michael K hasn't discovered Charlie with that blonde mop hair styled just for MK. Those two may become bigger than the Jonas things.
He's my hero!!
Plushie... hot slut of the week, no.. wait, hot slut for the next 4 years!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:13pm.
This cunts cuntiness is apparently infectious:
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/Canadian+dancers+victory+under+fire+fr...
More bitchin from the Russians, also over gold.
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Meanwhile, those same bronze winners told the native Australians to get over their stupid and offensive 'interpretation' of an Aborigine dance. F--- them!!
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This cunts cuntiness is apparently infectious:
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/Canadian+dancers+victory+under+fire+fr...
More bitchin from the Russians, also over gold.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I know this has been a particularly disappointing Olympics for the Russian skaters now, but really? Bad enough that you've got the droopy beak and the unfortunate hair. Must you make us discount your obvious talent by being a complete douche?
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I'm really disappointed that there hasn't been a thread showcasing the smorgasbord of meaty male moose knuckles at the Olympics. Very disappointed.
Isn't the Olympics about being gracious in victory and defeat and co-existing cordially and happily with your fellow Olympians from across the Globe? That shit went out the window years ago because now the top Olympians are multi-millionaire divas.
If I was HBIC of the Olympics, I'd out cunt his ass and snatch that medal back. If silver is beneath him, he needs to give that shit back. And then he needs to get thee to a Supercuts because even they can do better than that sad mop on his bitch ass head.
He makes 'Blades of Glory' look like a documentary!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Ha! This guy is such an arrogant tool...the end of his program was like the audition part of "Flashdance" with all the pointing and preening at the judges towards the end. If I remember correctly, he may have even thrown a fist pump in there too oddly enough.
All this silly talk about Crosby & the Ovum. Meanwhile, the Canadian women are quietly (and properly) on the cusp of hockey PLATINUM this Thursday.
GO, LADIES (& Sir Melody), GO!
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This guy has no concept of being a "total package". Yeah he can jump like a fool and spin his ass round and round but he skates like he is being electrocuted. His costumes look like he raided the Russian Dollar Tree. He could be as great in real life as he is in his own mind if he just put down the douche and the laughable swagger and just got better. But I guess he's over the hill by skating standards so who cares.
i think the video on huffpo shows that he did at one time have a sense of humor. reminded me a little of johnny weir in it :) johnny is adorable btw, saw him skate the first time during his long program. so gracious
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
Oh for goodness sake - why don't these two just have a pillow fight in cherry jello and get it over with.
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Where in the world is Boner?
EEG, LOL I was over in the Angie thread comparing heights
dangerously Off Topic, LOL
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jack,
We have Luongo on his ice and the home crowd, imma hoping it is enough!
Let me dream big like The Nose! platinum for Team Canada.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:22pm.*****
Haha - "Hot Child" was on, like, *every* KTel record I had :D
--I think you win the award for best Plushie doppleganger suggestion - dead on!
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"I'm good when I'm alone. I'm... I'm comfortable alone. I can sit and do things all by myself - sex included." -Johnny Weir
Well, he DOES make Johnny Weir into HeMan in comparison.....I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's dick....Love, Blanche Hudson.
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EastEndGirl - If Canada gets by Germany today, they face Russia tomorrow. So Sidney Crybaby will have to get past Alex Ovenchicken, who's probably still mad that the Pens beat the Caps in last season's playoffs. If Russia plays like they did against the Czechs, I just don't see Canada winning.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:22pm.
As I wipe up the coffee that flew out of my nose after reading the 'This Bitch' headline... this bitch reminds me of Nick Gilder. Remember him? Fugly psudo rock star from Canada.
Please to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6iQ2_dvlc
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The resemblance is UNCANNY...Nick also looks like he's 8 feet tall, or walking on stilts.
I'm sorry but you have to love him for his incredible bitchiness. I hated him at first, but now I think he is just delightful. Every bitchy word out of his mouth, he is just so unabashedly sure of himself and has no qualms about appearing like THE biggest bad sport in the history of all sporting events.
I do believe Johnny could give him a run for his money, but I also love that he was an incredibly good sport despite his unfairly low scores. He quieted the crowd and had a smile on his face the whole night, when he had every right to be angry. Johnny Weir should definitely win an Olympic Spirit Award.