JLo And Her Record Label Broke Up
Deadline Hollywood is saying that JLo's record label Sony Music Epic has dropped her on her fat ass. Here's the visual:
JLo's 7th album Love? was supposed to come out in April, but now that she's no longer with Sony that shit has been shoved to the back of the shelf to collect dust with copies of Shall We Dance and virgin bones gathered by Skeletor. JLo's manager Benny Medina confirmed the split, but said it was mutual:
"Jennifer had a wonderful relationship with the Sony Music group, and they have shared many successes together, but the time was right to make a change that best serves the direction her career as an actress and recording artist. She is grateful and appreciative to everyone Sony for all that they accomplished together."
The makers of auto-tune don't need to cross JLo off their Christmas card list just yet, because her rep said that she's currently in negotiations with a different label.
JLo's movie The Back-Up Plan has also been pushed to April 23rd.
Despite not having a movie or album to promote, JLo will still be the host and musical guest on SNL this weekend.
So let me this finger this gently for a second. Lorne Michaels is letting JLo do double duty on SNL, yet he refuses to give the legendary Betty White her own show?! What in the how?! I mean, Betty White has a permanent place at top of the ladder of relevancy, while JLo is flat on her ass at the bottom. Somebody grab Lorne's hand and lead him out of 2001.
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I love the video.
Thud...thud...thud. LOL!
Lorne, please retire already.
I really enjoyed that video loop of J Lo falling flat on her ass. She just shot right up in 10 seconds. LOL! I could watch that forever....almost...!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
OMG, nunya_bizness, your comment about her looking like Roger from American Dad cracked my ass up!!! I love that drunken, pear-shaped alien.
Correction: its sucks to being an untalented woman in your forties in Hollywood. Betty White is still working it at her age.
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Exactly.
I bet it sucks more for the talented woman in her 30s who can sing and act and missed the boat to this bitch because she wasn't the first actress who had a big ass that was somehow considered sexy.
Not to mention, what sucks more for women is when they reach their 40s but still want to parade around like they were in their 20s. You can still kick ass on stage, but wearing leather onesies that don't flatter make you look supremely silly.
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Actually Skeletor is really famous in latin countries because hes the one with the talent and the latin music world prefers artists with actual talent.
JHo is only famous in her own mind-she needs to take her lard ass back to Long Island and let Skeletor bring home the bacon-insufferable bitch....
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SO TRUE! We like Marc Anthony because he indeed is talented. Love his music. We all have to contend with JLo and her huge-ass EGO and thighs.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 1:52am.
"Jlo is pretty famous in Latin countries. Most of the stuff she does now is for Spanish speaking audiences. That's how she stays relevant. And she is a pretty good performer, IMO, if not the best singer."
Actually Skeletor is really famous in latin countries because hes the one with the talent and the latin music world prefers artists with actual talent.
JHo is only famous in her own mind-she needs to take her lard ass back to Long Island and let Skeletor bring home the bacon-insufferable bitch....
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Lorne, you fool! Team Betty and NO JLO!
How was this bitch ever considered A-list? She was in "Selena" and Anaconda" for Christ sakes. She can't act, can't sing and yet she is an insufferable cunt to everyone around her. No wonder Tommy Mattola dumped her lard-ass.
Holy crimes against pleather!
Betty White is more relevant than SNL.
Take the hint, Jello - you suck!
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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 2:56am.
@sonah22 Gee, happy to say that even over 50 my body looks in better shape and I still wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. Nasty, low-classy, and trashy. Mature figures require a more classy approach for pleasing results.
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I'm with you on this one! I don't think JLo's outfit looks good on anyone, mature or otherwise. It is fug, plain and simple.
Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 1:52am.
And about her ass...y'all know you want to look like that at 40. pshhh!
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No, I don't know that I want to look like that. At 41, I think I prefer the butt and figure I have already. And, if you'll excuse me, I have to go workout now so I can keep being proud of the one I have.
I am the first to admit that I don't see much wrong with the movie The Wedding Planner - I happen to like cheesy rom coms and quite frankly if Drew can get away with it then so can JLo.
Anywhooo, I think she does indeed deserve an Oscar because her spin on reality is such good acting, no one, except for Heather Mills could ever be that convincing. lol
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she has one odd, unsexy body. that ass is wide and fat. i have no idea what people see in fat, wide asses.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Somebody call the retirement home and ask who is that medieval fatass. All of us do not remember her. And don't you pretend you do cause you don't.
real latin artist are better. go back to the bronx. oh wait...they kicked you out too, bitch.
@sonah22 Gee, happy to say that even over 50 my body looks in better shape and I still wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. Nasty, low-classy, and trashy. Mature figures require a more classy approach for pleasing results.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 8:07pm.
Why is this ho still allowed to make music and movies? The most remotely entertaining thing she ever did was dancing on In Living Color. And I used to only watch for Fire Marshall Bill.
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It was Homey the Clown for me! Wonder which Wayans brother she was sleeping with to get that job.
Sony dropped her ass, because she is a hasbeen and she does not even know it! She has to realize 10 years have passed, since she was on top. Why even have her on SNL?
Jlo is pretty famous in Latin countries. Most of the stuff she does now is for Spanish speaking audiences. That's how she stays relevant. And she is a pretty good performer, IMO, if not the best singer.
And about her ass...y'all know you want to look like that at 40. pshhh!
Let's translate, shall we?:
"Jennifer had a wonderful relationship with the Sony Music group, and they have shared many successes together[back in the year 2000, when Jlo was relevant, things wuz good], but the time was right to make a change [but now she is a has-been and was asked to take her slipping ass out the door] that best serves the direction her career [it's going nowhere] as an actress [HA!] and recording artist [HA! HA!]. She is grateful [she's really scared] and appreciative [no, seriously, homegirl is scuuured!]to everyone at Sony [Damn you, Tommy Mottola! Damn you to hell!] for all that they accomplished together[please pray for her, y'all!]."
Why hasn't that giant ass been thrown off a plane yet?
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:06am.
Submitted by tina72752 on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:27
Ahahaha!! I wonder if those pants formed scars before or after she put them on?
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I wonder how they're gonna cover the Superdome now.
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Submitted by tina72752 on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:27
Ahahaha!! I wonder if those pants formed scars before or after she put them on?
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:56pm.
jlo's hips and thighs have no business stuffing themselves into those pants...
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She reminds me of a used up garage sale leather sofa.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
jlo's hips and thighs have no business stuffing themselves into those pants...
how she continues to still get gigs is beyond me...must be blowing the right people...
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I bet they had to burn those pants once the guys from the EPA managed to peel them off of her.
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Bwahahaha, you sluts are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs and a big thank you to Sony!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:30pm.
Your hips are too fat for that leather fuckery, bitch. You look like a rotten pear.
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Somewhere in Wisconsin, 14 cows are fucking shivering. Somewhere in Tijuana, 18 lowriders aren't getting new interior upholstery.
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Your hips are too fat for that leather fuckery, bitch. You look like a rotten pear.
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She looks like shit! That ass is bigger than Kevin Smith's!
That video is priceless!!!
I don't know.... I STILL think her ass is bigger than her ego.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I live in Australia and it is your fault, Michael, that when Anderson Cooper is on pay tv news I think of him as Ma Boo. I almost expect to see it as his byline: "Ma Boo Anderson." I like him though, you are doing good PR for him as I wouldn't tune in if you hadn't mentioned him. He must be grateful to you for viewership like mine (and many others, I'm sure.) All the best.
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She's done pretty well for herself considering she has no talent. Can't sing, can't act-and only average looking, IMHO.
i cannot, for a second, fathom why bitches be trying to "live their slut 20s famewhore celeb years" well into their 40s/50s.
You'd think that 20 years of banking celeb-famewhoreing $$s, one would be like,"time for me to retire off the coast of Majorca' in peace and with dignity".
no. instead, it's showtime, falling all over stage, in tight-ass onesies, forcing their comedic celebutardness onto the public years later.
my ass would be chilling off the coast of some warm, peaceful coastline, drinking at 10am, snorkeling with the fresh-water sea life and wifi-ing DListed in any way, shape or form. to each, his own, i guess.
don't understand fame-whoring.
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Its amazing how fast it can all be over in this business.
Especially when you are still putting out music that sounds like 2005 in 2010.
I dont think there is a major label that will sign her now. she is delusional if she thinks there is one that will. hasnt had a hit in years. minimally talented and cant sing. its over.
Take the $$ and run .
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whatta wide body....or broad in the beam broad
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Submitted by lara on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:36pm.
it sucks being a woman in your forties in Hollywood.
Correction: its sucks to being an untalented woman in your forties in Hollywood. Betty White is still working it at her age.
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
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I'm willing to bet my allowance this week that she was dropped because she's still acting like the diva bitch from hell and demanding all these concessions Sony doesn't want to give because they know she's not going to sell records like she did when she was hot.....TEN YEARS AGO. Someone give this bitch a calendar.
I think I need some Laudanum...
LMAO She bounced back up..dang now that's a talent.
She should NOT wear skinny pants. It magnifies her lardass to such bohemoth proportions that it looks inhuman.
Maybe she can go back to being a back up dancer. How this womamn EVER had a career is anyone's guess.
That video clip never gets old.
I always wished that she would show us what we always wanted out of her when she was younger -- THAT ASS! Yet, regardless of it being her career-maker, we barely got to see her in any Ebony issues. :(
I would love to see her young ass lubed up with some floss between the cheeks. Too late now.
Oh girl. Look in a mirror before you step on stage. Dressing for your body type, yah, that ain't how you do it.
I highly doubt she'll make a miraculous Mariah Carey comeback with her music. She should focus on the Latin audience instead and make some salsa type of music.
Shakira can easily lift up a leg and piss on JLO and show her how it's done.