The Magical Unicorn Forest Has Wilted
Robert Pattinson showed up to the BAFTAs in London last night looking like he accidentally grabbed the lube bottle instead of the bottle of Dep gel. We've all made that mistake before (just nod like you mean it), but this is absolutely dreadful. It's like his scalp is crying greasy hair tears. Maybe this is the result of his allergic reaction to vaginas. I mean, James Cameron was there.
RPattz could've at least thrown a Bumpit in there for a little height. The sparkle vamp isn't the same unless he looks like he just chewed on a live wire. Hopefully, this is just a one-time fuck up and the unicorns will be back soon to frolic. Moving on...
Everyone seems to think that the big surprise of the BAFTAs was that The Hurt Locker won a bunch of shit. But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.
Here's some of the winners last night, click here for a full list.
Best Film: The Hurt Locker
Outstanding British Film: Fish Tank
Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Best Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
Best Adapted Screenplay: Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up In The Air
Best Actor: Colin Firth, A Single Man
Best Actress: Carey Mulligan, An Education
Best Supporting Actor: Chrisoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique, Precious
Rising Star: Kristen Stewart
And here's a few pictures of the winners, losers and those who were just there for a free gift bag. They are: RPattz, Carey Mulligan, Colin Firth with his wife Livia, Gabourey Sidibe, Guy Pearce, two late-in-life lesbians in love, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers with his girlfriend Reena, Kate Winslet, Clive Owen with Kathryn Bigelow, Kristen Stewart, Matt Dillon, Loki's true soulmate with his fiance Elena, Prince Willy and Tom Ford.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 5:27pm.
Re: Suzi Amos
How do you go from this
http://nndb.net/people/394/000087133/
to that???
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RPattz looks soooo high. But I guess that's typical of all celebs.
Had a friend in high school who accidently washed her hair with Johnson's Baby Oil. She had greasy looking hair like this for about a week. Rob often looks wasted, and like Wino, Dreamy and Linds, he probably dosen't give a thought to how he looks.
I look at Kristen StEWERt and all i can see is Lisa Marie Presley. Does she mainline novocaine or what? And Carrie Mulligan is awesome, bad hair, but still cute.
I don't even want to imagine how badly Pattinson and Stewart smell. It's like they're using the Britney Guide To Life without all the crazy. At least they're not procreating?
Despite the magical hair, I knew this guy was F U G L Y.
This right here is photographic evidence.
What the fuck is wrong w/Kristen Stewart, outfit and shoes are fugly, even the big girls dress is prettier than hers. That's a beautiful dress for a big girl, but they should of covered her arms. Oh well...she was happy and she was there. Good for her.
Wow Kate Winslet is stunning in that dress...and Mickey Rourke looks pretty good, hot shoes, and he's with the model, good looking couple.
OMG i think he got immersed in a pool of KY JElly with KStew...
Karma is a Bitch
Would it kill that motherfucker to take a bath? I know its hard work, being wealthy and popular, but really. A bath, Mr. Bubble.
Re: Suzi Amos
How do you go from this
http://nndb.net/people/394/000087133/
to that???
She's only in her late 40's. Sheesh!
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The hubby hates Hurt Locker. I have not seen it.
An Education is amazing (hence my avie). She is my new fav young actress (have not seen Precious yet).
WTH is wrong with James Cameron's wife??? She used to be sort of pretty. What is with that long hair? It makes her look like the crypt keeper. She needs a bob and some hair color. Ugh.
Did Kate Winslet tweak her face or something? She looks a little "different".
I was sorry I missed this (they didn't keep the ad on this site long enough for me to remember the channel) but now I don't care.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Pattison will be doing gay porn in a few more years. Just wait....
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Puke puke puke on all of it.
swoons at Colin Firth. I think a shot of him half naked in water should be a standing addition to his contracts. He was sublime in a Single Man. I hope he gets the Oscar.
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:49pm.
I watched the Hurt Locker over the weekend...and I mean OVER the ENTIRE weekend (fri, sat, sun)! I could not get into this movie and it took me 3 damn days to finish it.
Everyone i know thats seen it said the same thing, it SUCKS
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No comment on the movie bc I haven't seen it. But your experience reminds me of when I tried to watch Oceans Eleven. LOL. Between dvd and On Demand or whatever, I must've rented that like 10 times and I kept falling asleep in the first 15 minutes. I felt like my mom who does that *all the time*. But that doesn't usually happen to me... I've sat through movies like Russia House and Gummo! Congrats that you made it through, though its sounds you don't care much that you did.
Guy Pearce's nose is ultra red and the rest of him looks wizend. What's up with that?
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Ugh - can you say "OVERRATED"? Dude, you are not James Dean, you will never be James Dean, so knock it off.
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Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 2:33pm.
Robert Pattinson is really getting on my last nerve with his "I'm very uncomfortable with my own celebrity and sex symbol status" act. Just go back home and pump gas for a living if you don't like it so much.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:49pm.
I watched the Hurt Locker over the weekend...and I mean OVER the ENTIRE weekend (fri, sat, sun)! I could not get into this movie and it took me 3 damn days to finish it.
Everyone i know thats seen it said the same thing, it SUCKS.
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I certainly don't see what all the fuzz is about but I wouldn't say that it sucked... but definitely not memorable at all.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:32pm.
Many moons ago I liked Colin Firth - before he started doing 5 flops a year.
Have you seen Tom Ford's A Single Man?
He's amazing in it. totally deserves the Oscar nomination.
What about the Atom Egoyan movie, 'Where the truth lies'(with Kevin Bacon)
You might ave watched the wrong movies... he's an incredible actor.
ROBERT IS BOVERED!
*hisses like a vampire*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
It's weird, I KNOW RPattz is NOT hot, but I see those previews for his new movie coming out and find him attractive. I can't help but feel that I am being duped.
How did they do that? Maybe bathe him?
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
KATE! You look fucked up girl. why did you do that to your face. she looks like she got the madonna special.
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OMG, Ian Somehalder, I would dies for him to suck me dry. Those eyes, that wit, that SMIRK!
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I quite like Carey Mulligan. too bad she got the rosemary's baby do. she had the amelie poulain vibe going on.
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Robert Pattinson is really getting on my last nerve with his "I'm very uncomfortable with my own celebrity and sex symbol status" act. Just go back home and pump gas for a living if you don't like it so much.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Oh Gawd, Mickey Rourke and his "fiance/ granddaughter." Good old Mick had a hard time reading the monitor, I guess glasses might make him look sorta intelligent. Ugh.
Matt Dillon is always solo because he only wants me! : )
I don't see the attraction to RPaz. If it's just the vampire thing Ian on Vampire Diaries is a thousand times better looking.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:49pm.
I watched the Hurt Locker over the weekend...and I mean OVER the ENTIRE weekend (fri, sat, sun)! I could not get into this movie and it took me 3 damn days to finish it.
Everyone i know thats seen it said the same thing, it SUCKS.
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What's with Matt Dillon? He's always solo.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:35pm.
Can you really "steal" a man/woman away from their spouse
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No person can "steal" what doesn't WANT to be stolen.
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Word!
he looks like he smells like mothballs with a hint of ass.
matt dillon still looks good.
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He looks better like that. I can actually MAYBE see why some girls find him attractive.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:50pm.
EXACTLY!
Like others have pointed out, I have to say the funniest part of that post is what is now my siggie (because it's so friggin true)
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But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.- MK
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:35pm.
Can you really "steal" a man/woman away from their spouse
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No person can "steal" what doesn't WANT to be stolen.
RPattz could have at least sprayed dry shampoo on that mess. That is straight up a week's worth of unwashed hair. I recommend Kloraine.
Kristen Stewart? Really?
*BIG* roll eyes
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My God, there is not enough glitter in the world to soak that up. I would hate to see his pillow.
That is not attractive. Rpatz's hair looks like it stinks.
Prince Will should take notes from Tom Ford's style.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:38pm.
Well, you all realize Kathryn Bigelow was married to James Cameron, too. Makes that "first time director" bullshit a whole lot less impressive, doesn't it?
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What are you talking about? She's been directing since 1982. Her first movie was with Willem Dafoe (she's the one who "discovered" him).
-Can you imagine RPatz and that Stewart girl having sex? All greasy awkward and lazy? Nasssty.
-Carey Mulligan annoys me for some reason. I think it's because she has permanent smug face.
-Kate's had work done and that makes me super sad
-Kathryn Bigelow is smokin' hot. Makes me sad that Kate has decided not to age gracefully and naturally like her.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:08pm.
WHAT THE HELL did Kate Winslet do to her face ??
Sweet jesus. crime of the century.
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Ditto. Now I'm really sad.
Kate, you were perfect! WTF????
salacious on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:02pm.
"But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout."
So true MK. So true.
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It was voted by viewers, therefore, a popularity contest. Even though she got the nomination for a different movie, she got all the love from the Twitards.
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Makes sense.
LOL jack!
Is it still love if I forgot to mention the zip ties? *wiggles eyebrows up and down*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Ok what the fuck is that on his head? This guy looks like SHIT.
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WHAT THE HELL did Kate Winslet do to her face ??
Sweet jesus. crime of the century.
Poor KStew. Looks like she'd rather be home on her stoop blazing up a doobie than on the red carpet. Feel a little bad for her.
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