LMFAO Is Right
The war between East Coast and West Coast fired up again in Vancouver on Monday when former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney battled against Sky Blu (which is also my favorite condom shade) from the "rap" (for lack of a better word) group LMFAO.
TMZ says that shit got LOLish when Sky Blu (which is also the name of my cousin's favorite drink at T.G.I. Friday's) reclined his seat while the plane was still on the tarmac. Mitt Romney immediately started screaming at Sky Blu (which would also be my name if I was a tranny bar girl in Thailand) to put his seat back up, because his wife was seated directly behind Sky. When Mitt took it to the next level by grabbing Sky's shoulder, his hand was met by a slap from Sky. This prompted officials to board the plane and escort Sky off.
Mitt's spokeswhore said that Sky tried to take a "swing" at him. But Sky said he's the victim here, "He grabbed my shoulder, and I was like boom get off of me. The man assaulted me. I was protecting myself."
I'm not going to take a side, but I am going to ask where Kevin Smith was when we all needed him?! Kevin would've put an end to this foolishness by sitting on both of them. BOOM and BOOM. And then he would've uploaded a 24-part rant about the incident on YouTube.
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Check out how hard this idiot tries to look cool.
Flashing gang signs in your bulky pseudo intellectual glasses is so 2009.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
*Bumps and doesn't care*
OHHH, I FUCKING WANT THIS LMFAO GROUP TO EXPLODE!!!!
You shitty one hit wonders: you'll record a hit that's entirely overrated, overplayed, and attempting to outdo Cobra Starshit, Asher Roth, and 3oh!3 in utter douche glory but your overproduced punk-rap-techno tripe will fail you second time around, as there will always be another group of trendy post-ironic losers trailing closely behind you.
It's soooo original that LMFAO named their group after an internet abbreviation! LIEK, OH EM GEE. HOW EVER SO UNIQUE.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Street cred? LMFAO is most definitely right! The two losers who make up that group are the son and nephew of BARRY GORDY! They street cred consists of summers at Neverland!
When Mormons attack, goddamn...
Pains me to say it, but Mitt would've whooped his ass.
Defending yourself against Mitt Romey has to be the fastest way for rap artists to gain some street cred.
You don't need to put your hands on somebody to make your point. Romney crossed the line when he decided to make it physical. Plus he's a Mormon so fuck him.
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 5:24pm.
Does anyone know if that photo of Sky Blu is real? Or did MK post a funny photo he found on the net.
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Oh, its real alright. Google Sky Blu then click on the Images link at the top of the page...
Does anyone know if that photo of Sky Blu is real? Or did MK post a funny photo he found on the net.
I wonder if Mitt Romney had his dog strapped to the roof of the plane? The flight attendant would have corrected the situation before take-off... no need for hands Mr. Romney, use your words!
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 3:01pm.
When that mormon asshole Romney and Rotten Rudy (Giuliani) were debating against each other in the primaries, Bill Maher said "it was like watching a mannequin and a halloween costume argue with each other" !
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Yeah, did you happen to see that Rudy's BFF Bernie Kerik is going to the clink for 4 years today?
Nice.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Team Mitt!
If my ass has to raise my seat on the tarmac, this fucktard rap wanna be is gonna too, mother fucker!
That also goes for the people who think they are too damn important to shut their cellphones off while yammering away on them.
Newsflash - when you on a plane, you're not that fuckin' important!!!
No Romney fan but douchebag "music" star had no business reclining his seat before take-off.Probably got snippy with Mitt.Good call.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:14pm.
Mitt is such a hissy baby. Sky had every right to recline his seat.
Mitt's the one who shoulda been kicked off on his poofy, fake ass.
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It's obvious you've never flown. You are not allowed to recline your seat while it's on the tarmac or during take-off for safety reasons.
Setting somebody straight for invading your wifes space....what a dickhead.
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LOATHE Mitt Romney.
He reminds me of an Animatronic dude from Disneyland.
Tool.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
When that mormon asshole Romney and Rotten Rudy (Giuliani) were debating against each other in the primaries, Bill Maher said "it was like watching a mannequin and a halloween costume argue with each other" !
Most random thing I will probably hear for weeks ...
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:08pm.
When Grandma shit herself in the back of my truck I just drove them both thru the car wash.
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Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:54pm.
I don't know what the hell is going on in my state lately...I used to take pride in being from Massachusetts...but now with dipshits like Romney and this new pretty-boy Scott Brown, I am totally confused....
What the Fuck?????
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i know...i'm walking around boston with a little less pep in my step...i'm qustioning why i moved back here...grrr
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-"Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:47am."
Damn! grandpa means business.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
People ALWAYS recline on my ass. Can I get them taken off the plane too after I inappropriately touch their shoulder? Can I?
TEAM SKY BLUE
Fuck Mitt. Who has a name like that???
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:56pm.
.....What a douchebag. It reminds me of when Bill Frist was seriously up for the Republican candicacy years ago, and he admitted in a NY Times giant profile of him that he had dissected stray animals in his garage while growing up, and it "made him want to be a doctor......."
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OH.MY.GAWD.
Fucking reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer...not EVEN kidding.
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Well, he ASSURED the NYT that he had "put them down humanely." Also, that they were going to be killed anyway, and his experiments prepared him for Harvard Medical School.
Actually, I'm not sure it was Harvard, but it was Ivy. Nice admissions board.
That was the end of his potential Presidential aspirations, btw.
As if we didn't know.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:01pm.
Well, my full name is Willyhard but everyone laughed
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Is that short for Well.i.amhard?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:01pm.
Well, my full name is Willyhard but everyone laughed.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?"
LOL. But why didn't they arrest Mit?!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:42pm.
Fun fact: Mitt's real name is Willard.
Why fun? Thats my real name!
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Piss off, you rat!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
*pinches K.D.'s mammers*
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:54pm.
I don't know what the hell is going on in my state lately...I used to take pride in being from Massachusetts...but now with dipshits like Romney and this new pretty-boy Scott Brown, I am totally confused....
What the Fuck?????
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Teddy must be seriously rolling in his grave.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:42pm.
Fun fact: Mitt's real name is Willard.
Why fun? Thats my real name!
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?"
Whatevs, when the plane is still on the tarmac, the seat must be in the upright position. What part of that did the dumb@$$ not understand??
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Oh Centaurus!!!!
Don't even get me STARTED on FRIST!!!!! He took animals from the local SHELTER, signed them out and told the workers there that he was giving them a good home!!!!! Then he KILLED them in medical experiments!!! Actually against the law!!!!
BASTARDS!!!!!
I'm gonna go lie down now.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:56pm.
.....What a douchebag. It reminds me of when Bill Frist was seriously up for the Republican candicacy years ago, and he admitted in a NY Times giant profile of him that he had dissected stray animals in his garage while growing up, and it "made him want to be a doctor......."
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OH.MY.GAWD.
Fucking reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer...not EVEN kidding.
Mitt Romney is a tool, by the way.
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:47pm.
I remember that story. What an asshole!!!
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Jeepster, ....he took the whole family (including an elderly black labrador) off to the vacation home - they all went in the station wagon, and he put the dog's crate ON TOP OF THE CAR!!!! Doing 70 MPH, the poor bastard shit himself and it went flying all down the back of the car....Who the fuck does this to a poor old animal???? The dog was sick with fear and discomfort.
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This is TOTALLY fucking true...people were so up in arms about it, but he just laughed and said there was no more room in the car, since he and his Mormon brood mare wife have about 15 kids, as a matter of fact, I believe a quote from the NYT when he was in the primaries was "He (the dog) loved it!"
What a douchebag. It reminds me of when Bill Frist was seriously up for the Republican candicacy years ago, and he admitted in a NY Times giant profile of him that he had dissected stray animals in his garage while growing up, and it "made him want to be a doctor."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I don't know what the hell is going on in my state lately...I used to take pride in being from Massachusetts...but now with dipshits like Romney and this new pretty-boy Scott Brown, I am totally confused....
What the Fuck?????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:29pm.
By the way, since when is it NOT ok to recline the seat you were overcharged for? Seriously.
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I agree, but at the same time, those seats recline right back into the person's space. They are way too close to the person behind them when they recline, so they either need to make the seats NOT recline or put more space between rows so that they can be reclined without infringing on someone else's space that THEY paid for.
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Um, I don't know if the rules are different here or what, but, you cannot recline your seat, put down your tray, etc, until after take off and the plane reaches altitude.
allright though - to be fair to the lousy fucker, it DOES suck when someone reclines their chair right off the bat - especially when they leave it reclined all throughout the flight until they are told several times by the attendants to go back to upright position...lets face it....nobody but an elf is really comfy in those chairs, and less leg-room sucks big time. Also - you are practically cut in half if you have your tray open....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:47pm.
"This asshat Romney used to be the Gov. of Massachusetts (I hate him..."
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I can tell he is a fuckhead just by looking at this photo - Lego-figure hair and all.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Snowpiece- Mammers?? LOL! *shakes mammers*
This asshat Romney used to be the Gov. of Massachusetts (I hate him - so embarrased by my state now). Anyway - the bastard has more money than GOD - sounds like he was flying coach, the cheap fuck.
There was a story about him a few years back....he took the whole family (including an elderly black labrador) off to the vacation home - they all went in the station wagon, and he put the dog's crate ON TOP OF THE CAR!!!! Doing 70 MPH, the poor bastard shit himself and it went flying all down the back of the car....Who the fuck does this to a poor old animal???? The dog was sick with fear and discomfort. Where the fuck is PETA when you need them???
Okay - rant over - I hate this S.O.B......they should have thrown HIM off the plane...while in-flight!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
when i first saw this I thought this was going to be a gay scandal. Too bad it wasn't it would be a lot more interesting...
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
This is too fucking funny I had no idea it was that douchebag from the Miami song hahahahaha he needs to be slapped for assaulting my eyes with his fugliness
DISCLAIMER: No fan of Mitt but none of you have ever had someone recline their seat right into your fucking lap? I'm sure that ugly hairy douche has absolutely no mammers or consideration for others.
also, I guess chivalry has to be dead?
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Fun fact: Mitt's real name is Willard.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Ummm...gee, President Mitt, I'm not particulary comfortable with your hand on the nuclear button.
Especially when it's covered with ass juice from your tight-ass self-proctologist examination.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
EEG- my governor is Canadian. will you take her back?
If airplanes left a little more than 2 inches for people's legs, maybe people wouldn't be so wound up on flights.