Thursday, February 18th 2010
Bulge Over Auckland
Hung, the HBO show about the adventures of a mammoth dick of wonder, is premiering in New Zealand and they erected this billboard in the middle of Auckland to let everyone know.
My nipples bark (they really do) for anything that advertises big dick, but this looks too much like a boiled egg to me. The bulge is probably coming from a chalupa dick. You know, short and stumpy. Like the Danny DeVito of bulges. And where is the panty elastic? Did it rip off due to the enormous weight of the obese peen? Yes, I've thought about this in detail. If I was in college, I'd write my thesis on this.
And you know Tommy Girl is going to find a way to climb up to that billboard and butt hump it.
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Yeah - that looks like poop not a penis.
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actually it never occurred to me that it was a penis. I always thought it was balls. What the hell is wrong with me...
haha I can see this from my window right here at my apartment. I walk under it every day to work! I never thought twice about it until I saw it on here! It's only 2 blocks away from that other controversial Auckland billboard about a month ago...
Isn't the star of that movie HUNG actually himself afflicted with tinymeat?
Hahaha, Danny Devito bulge ...
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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 11:37pm.
Honest to god, it just looks to me like someone took a giant dump in their pants.
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Honest to god, it just looks to me like someone took a giant dump in their pants.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Yuck, some things really do go too far!
Looks like there's a curled-up caterpillar in there.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:07pm.
Damn, your co-worker gets to play Call of Duty at work? HELL YES! Sign me UP!
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Wow--it really *is* the Land Of The Long White...er Cloud.
I would think they'd need a whole pant leg at first. Or maybe they should just change the name to "Average".
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TURTLES PEEKING!!! TURTLES PEEKING!
I cosign w/ Soy. I can hear the pens signing the petition now.
I have a gross mind because to me it just looks like someone took a massive dump in their undies.
Yes, I have a toddler.
Dick of wonder,
Dick of night,
Dick of royal beauty bright;
Westward leading,
Still proceeding,
Guide us to thy Perfect Light...
I love chalupas.
I have yet to watch this show. Is it any good?
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
I was not referring to the ad campaign. I was referring to tv show ideas.
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islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:40am.
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB, FAT, PEREZ-READING SMELLY-COOTCHED LOON. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
Bwahahaha!!
I work in advertisement and trust me all those ideas come from buttom but gets paid off my execs who rep whatever company that comes up with it
and person who came up with it gets about 25-30% plus bonus or whatever they will offer. Nothing special if you tell me
Advertising is big bitch to work for...its mad glamour in hollyweird
but when you in cubicle pencil fucking blank piece of paper for some ideas while your annoying coworker plays Call of duty or whatever that shit called mad loud in his head phones plus another bitch listening to elevator music or kiss FM shit
or another bitch who listens to Z100 shitty ass after noon Taylor Swift/Adam Gaylord/Nickelback trifuckmyearsfesta!
Then yahhh sure advertisement is way to go!!!!!!
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Ball friendly
Imagine if it was Tommy Lee's show. :)
It looks like a giant screaming face is about to emerge from that bulge. Yes, I watch too much horror, can you tell?
No seriously though, we are all in the wrong business. Because some human is making money off the creation of this TV show. It could of been US!!!
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islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:40am.
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB, FAT, PEREZ-READING SMELLY-COOTCHED LOON. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
Bwahahaha!!
Does it erect at night or what?
If it rains would you be able to see some pp or wet fabric on steel baloon?
Anyway this so not hot...
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Ball friendly
duh loozy: the one who would fall head first out the wheelchair!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
ha ha ha... Love it! Wonder if he's a grower... I'd pay to see that!
Submitted by Soy on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:11pm.
Ugh, I can already hear fat middle aged soccer moms bitching about how this would ruin the moral core of America --------------------------------------------------
Of course, while they get nailed by the gardener or hurry to dial their rent-boy of choice.
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Good, but SpiceDong is right, as per usual.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:02pm.
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Yeah, that's what I thought as well.
Ugh, I can already hear fat middle aged soccer moms bitching about how this would ruin the moral core of America if this was advertised hear. Fuck them all, fat cunts.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
in order to convey hung, the bulge needed to snake all the way to the side extending beyond the crotch.
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I guess Cisco Adler's sold out.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Good to see that New Zealanders have a sense of humor. There'd be shock and horror over this here in the states.
*billboard envy*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:56pm.
ha ha sucky I think it's Locke
Which One?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
It looks kind of like C3PO's head is in there to me.
ha ha sucky I think it's Locke
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Looks like a bald headed man face down trying to escape a garbage bag.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Reminds of that scene where Freddy Krueger knocks the crucifix off Nancy's wall.
That show sucks, but I'd totally let Thomas Jane stick it wherever he wanted. PUNISH ME, BITCH!
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that's just not right LOL
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That's actually a clever idea, but it looks more like a face trapped in a plastic grocery bag.
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Looks more like a hernia to me.
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