Tuesday, February 16th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Prince William On Hello Magazine
This is the REAL Prince William on the cover of Hello Magazine. I'm not sure what they mean by the word "real," because it looks like they sprayed the top of his head with canned hair. Unless, the real Prince William does in fact have a full head of dark hair. Maybe he purposely shaves a bald spot on top of his head every day, because he's mad at his hair for not being a beautiful shade of ginge like his brother's. Yeah, that has to be it. So BEHOLD, the 100% real Prince William!
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Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 11:13pm.
WTF happened? He used to be so good-looking!
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Look at his bloodline, it had to happen eventually. Must be the inbreeding.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
WTF happened? He used to be so good-looking!
He does have a receding hairline and they probably did use that spray can shit, but I'd let him stick the tip in anyways....he's always been hotter than Prince Ginge IMHO!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
hmm.. the leaning forward makes him look like he's got short-arm T-Rex syndrome
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At least he looks like a member of the Royal Family, unlike his half-brother.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
With his hair this color he looks like he makes a living DJ'ing from an iPod in suburban nightclubs.
The dark hair could be an optical effect. With the right light and the right angle you can also make a person with dark brown hair appear to have dark blonde or ruddy hair. He shouldn't have puckered his lips though.
I don't know who the hell this is, and I can't really concentrate right now I'm distracted by DirtyWhoreMouth's avitar. Oh my God!
"YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU!!" lolol I wanna watch that right now.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:24pm.
Good evening to you Evil Cupcake.. what reletives are you throwing out this evening? I'm giving up candy for Lent.. so I have two hours to feast.. do you have any skittle cousins?
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Hiya Dirty! Sorry I missed you last night!
My relatives are mainly in the cake based family. Brownies, cakes and well..... we have a few *whispers* pies in our lineage, but we try to keep that on the down/low! The cookies, we won't even discuss.
Skittles, I am pretty sure we are not related!
Don't know what I am giving up for Lent. I am sure it will come to me before long. It better, it's Ash Wednesday. : (
Haha, he looks like he's about to whisper "Ok then, just let me stick the tip in". I bet he lets his freak flag fly when he's with a woman!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
@Chirio...yeah, that's pretty true. So long as you really love the guy and that great personality remains, I think the physical could change without you loving them less.
looks like he fell head first in shoe polish.
He seems like a nice young man tho. Diana done a good job.
His grandmother should appoint a royal wigmaker to weave a hairpiece from his chesthair asap.
And yes, he does look like perv in this pic
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Auri sacra fames
Is he doing this to piss off his grandma?
No idea if someone mentioned this already, but his right wrist has been photoshopped too. I wonder what sparkly bracelet they were trying to hide....looks like self-inflicted cut wounds now. Good job! :(
I like the chest hair that pokes out of the shirt.
The head hair looks awful :D
Like I said, this picture screams ingenue pedophile.
I would hit it (with a stick).
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Like I said, this picture screams ingenue pedophile.
I would hit it (with a stick).
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Noelegy:Mmmm I find him very attractive too...with hair or none...but this pic sucks ass! NOT HIM! A shout out: Men be yourselves! don't change anything about yourselves even if you feel uncomfortable on losing hair or physical appearance. aslong as you are sweet/sarcastic and able to make me laugh I am good. wait that sounded like an E-harmony shit....but..true (shrugs shoulders)
Coma Caca!
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Good-looking young man, bad picture. I can't explain the hair.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
whaaaaaaaaaaat! is this some hairclub for men shit???!!!
Coma Caca!
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She could really haunt a castle.
Submitted by rotten_egg
Indeed, he could've ended up looking like that fugly inbred King Charles II of Spain.. or his cousin Beatrice. She's his cousin, right??. I don't think he's THE most handsome royal dude out there, but I don't think he's fugly. His dad IS fugly, poor creature.
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Beatrice is fug, but so is her mother. Heck, that whole family is fug.
So William came out of the close to "Hello"? Were we watching the plastic William all this time? I think his gringe brother is the lively one.
Weird pose. Almost like he's leaning in like "hey, is that a real camera?"
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It looks like the love child of Prince William and Trent Reznor. wtf
That, and his hair is blonde, not brown. Geez.
All I can say is wow. Just. fucking wow.
Oh an hi to my buddies on here =] I was in school all day and then at work =( I missed you guys
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Good evening to you Evil Cupcake.. what reletives are you throwing out this evening? I'm giving up candy for Lent.. so I have two hours to feast.. do you have any skittle cousins?
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Why does he look like he caught the ghey?
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
That's right Will, get all the magazine covers now while you can because you know when he finally wifes up Kate Middleton, it will be all about her
What's with the gay face? B-\
what's with the naughty altar boy pose?
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:43pm.
He looks gay but also VERY creepy...like Chris Hansen 'sit down and have some iced tea' kinda creepy...This is NOT THE LOOK...Prince William is NOT an attactive brunette. Even if that's closer to his natural color...no, just no...He needs to be dark blond or very light brown at the darkest. This color SCREAMS 'child toucher'....
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I wonder if he has a porn room in some secret passageway of Buckingham Palace, like you can only get in there by touching the private parts of a certain knight's armor suit kind of thing... he does look the type doesn't he?
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EEEEEEEK!!! He does now with that creepy little "come here little boy, I got some candy for you" pic above *shudders*....
Oooooh, but I wonder what kind of secret room Prince Hot Ginge has????? Me likey Prince Hot Ginge's secret room...meow...."Come here little prince, Tiger got some candy for you..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WTF? He used to have dark blond hair?!?
Who in the Royal Family authorized this photo? Why do they care if people know the "real william?"
William needs some good BLONDE plugs and some sun. It would make all the difference.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:43pm.
He looks gay but also VERY creepy...like Chris Hansen 'sit down and have some iced tea' kinda creepy...This is NOT THE LOOK...Prince William is NOT an attactive brunette. Even if that's closer to his natural color...no, just no...He needs to be dark blond or very light brown at the darkest. This color SCREAMS 'child toucher'....
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I wonder if he has a porn room in some secret passageway of Buckingham Palace, like you can only get in there by touching the private parts of a certain knight's armor suit kind of thing... he does look the type doesn't he?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
He looks gay but also VERY creepy...like Chris Hansen 'sit down and have some iced tea' kinda creepy...This is NOT THE LOOK...Prince William is NOT an attactive brunette. Even if that's closer to his natural color...no, just no...He needs to be dark blond or very light brown at the darkest. This color SCREAMS 'child toucher'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks like hell. I'll bet princes hundreds of years ago looked just as awful as this and still got a lot of pussy!
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
What is with that perspective?
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I think both princes are past their time. Harry was smokin' hot but the recent photos of him make me think that Prince Charles is definitely his father.
This photo is awful - he looks like a perv. With his hands stuck in his pockets like that, he looks GUILTY as charged!
Would.hit
the whole "mad at his hair" bit has me cracking up over here
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
William ain't bad-lookin' but I would rather tap on Prince Ginge.
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
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God, I must have my beer-goggles on then because I would totally hit that. I don't get all the fug comments. This is definitely my type.
What Photshop fuckery is this picture? That guy's hair was never as dark as mine. He may not be a ginge, but his hair is not that naturally dark.
I'd fuck his lunatic bro, not him.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Yucky...
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 6:42pm.
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Isn't that how it always works out...
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
What happened to his BLONDE hair? I mean what the fuck?
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"