Ed Hardy's Favorite New Couple
Avril Lavigne has already spread her maple syrup all over that hedgehog from Sum 41, human sweat rag Brandon Davis, and now she's fucking on Brody Jenner. At this rate, it won't be long before Avril is giving her Canadian bacon to Jon Gosselin's 3-inch fetus dick and then the Ed Hardy circle jerk will be complete.
Anyways, E! News says that Avril and Brody have been quietly mixing fluids for the past couple of weeks. The source says, "They're hooking up. but they're keeping it low-key. You can tell they're into each other and both like to have a good time. They're cute together."
Translation: Avril and Brody are drunk and high 99% of the day. I mean, does this source really expect me to believe that Brody is happier without the swollen Collagen puff that is Jayden Nicole in his life:
That's a trick question.
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Jayde Nicole=yuck!
Aren't those asswipe T-shirts supposed to be ironic?
I guess some MIT student is walking around in Brodie's "BE SMART" shirt.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
People need to realize when you do lip injections, it's not sexy, just looks like you've had a bad allergic reaction to something.
She's always been kinda cute, but doing Brody?
Ack, the guy has always been a douchebag.
I haven't been in Cali for a while, but I'm sure there is a less annoying matchup for her, anywhere and anyone but him.
Avril Lavigne? Does anyone still think about that snaggletoothed has been anymore?
I threw up a little.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:28pm.
Brody is a famewhore and Jayde shells out all that cash for plastic surgery but won't shell out 3 bucks to rinse out that acne. Ugh.
Aww, that's a little harsh now. There are a lot of teenagers with their parens' pocketbooks at their disposal, forget about $3, who still can't get rid of their acne. It's hormones. Jayde's not a teenager but she's probably not the only 23 year old with a bit of acne.
Whoever that chick is in the bottom picture she should sue the crap out of the person who jacked her face up like that. Avril who?
Gross.
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How come when I look at this Jayde person I feel confused?
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Go Lakers!!!
Is this the Jayde N baby that Tila is adopting?
...and I know Brody's a tool, but I would totally tap that.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Looks like Jayde should be doing the Proactiv commercials, not Advil Lavigne. Have you seen hers? She had like 2 zits on her whole face in the "before" pics.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Brody is a famewhore and Jayde shells out all that cash for plastic surgery but won't shell out 3 bucks to rinse out that acne. Ugh.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
That unfortunate Jenner fellow is cross-eyed. Have you noticed? Is that what she likes about him? Two losers who deserve each other is what this is....
From the looks of that t-shirt "irony" is an alien concept to Jenner.
Jayde (another fucking 'add a random y!' name)Nicole and Nikki Cox are never in the same room at the same time..
Isn't it enuf that I have to see that Canuck poseur slag on the Proactiv commercials every 2.5 seconds but also HERE...? Gaaaaaaaaa!
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
God damn!!!! JN face is FUCKING SCARY!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Bitch needs to go to rehab for collagen.
Jayden Nicole makes Heidi Montag look natural. She looks absolutely vile. Thinking Brody could stoop no lower, he now is with Avil. Brody should invite Avril and Jayden over, and have Joe Francis use them both as punching bags!
No wonder Joe Francis gave her a swat. That face just begs "beat me"
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She should add to her tattoo
Respect
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:05pm.
"I know people hate on Avril all the time but I'd bang her in a New York Minute. I find her hot as hell."
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That's perfectly fine... so long as you're aware she'll cough up her mucous & spit on you whilst flipping the bird at yours and farting in your face.
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LOL....I call that foreplay!
This Jayden is kinda Octo-Mommy in the lip region.
Those fake lips almost never look right. If you've got thin lips it was just meant to be;they obviously best suit the rest of your features.
I used to look on in fascination and awe at Meg Ryan's and Nicole Kidman's thin, almost non-existent top lips. I thought they'd look better WITH top lips but I was SO wrong.
I wish they focused on Jayde more at THE Hills
can you imagine the trips to dermo for weekly calogen and botox?
Her dermo prolly know all Kardassians secrets and then some!
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"...and both like to have a good time...."
UGH FUCK!!! I HATE HAVING A GOOD TIME. AND I HATE THEM!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
What in Joyce Wildenstein hell happened to that girls face? Even Horsey Montag doesn't look that deformed.
Who is the burn victim in the last pic?
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:05pm.
"I know people hate on Avril all the time but I'd bang her in a New York Minute. I find her hot as hell."
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That's perfectly fine... so long as you're aware she'll cough up her mucous & spit on you whilst flipping the bird at yours and farting in your face.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I still do not understand how Jayde ended up Playmate of the year. She must have ridden Hef's wrinkled weenie for the title because her face is just not good. Not good at all.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Nadya?...
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I can only imagine how greasy and stinky their sheets are. They both strike me as people with no personal hygiene.
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I know people hate on Avril all the time but I'd bang her in a New York Minute. I find her hot as hell.
Please tell me Jayden's face is Photoshopped. I just can't wrap my head around that.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:51pm.
@ Spicey,
LMAO too! That should be your new signature.
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nah that's actually an old one already.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:50pm.
This is one Canuck "celeb" that Canadians hide under rocks from and/or enjoy stoning.
Such a dip-shit. In every conceivable manner.
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couldn't agree with you more. Her camera commercials in the tutu make me very stabby. The fake ass punk raccoon eyes and those little vampire rat teeth. hate.
She's the black-haired version of Joan Rivers.
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
Brody Jenner would fuck anything with a half famous name. He's probably jizzing himself over the thought of dating Avril. He tatted his last name the size of Texas onto his body. Clearly he only cares about name recognition and sharing the spotlight through other people's accomplishments. Douchebag.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
weird face ..did she have a stroke?
That Jayden is a bit downsy 'bout the face.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE!? somebody 'splain me, plz.
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@ Spicey,
LMAO too! That should be your new signature.
Somebody get the belt sander out.
I can't stand her, but I'd definitely do him.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
LMFAO at spicey!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
This is one Canuck "celeb" that Canadians hide under rocks from and/or enjoy stoning.
Such a dip-shit. In every conceivable manner.
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This bitch is soooo last decade.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Okay is this what she's resorted to in order to cling on to her career? It's clear Avril wears the strap-on dildo in that relationship, though.
Brody Jenner...nice!
"I'd fuck you till you love me, faggot." lol
Just as long as he agrees to never open his mouth to talk...ever!
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