Ed Hardy's Favorite New Couple
Avril Lavigne has already spread her maple syrup all over that hedgehog from Sum 41, human sweat rag Brandon Davis, and now she's fucking on Brody Jenner. At this rate, it won't be long before Avril is giving her Canadian bacon to Jon Gosselin's 3-inch fetus dick and then the Ed Hardy circle jerk will be complete.
Anyways, E! News says that Avril and Brody have been quietly mixing fluids for the past couple of weeks. The source says, "They're hooking up. but they're keeping it low-key. You can tell they're into each other and both like to have a good time. They're cute together."
Translation: Avril and Brody are drunk and high 99% of the day. I mean, does this source really expect me to believe that Brody is happier without the swollen Collagen puff that is Jayden Nicole in his life:
That's a trick question.