As Beautiful As Always
And here we have the Louisiana trailer park blossom known as Brit Brit Spears going to Target in Calabasas, CA with her /boyfriend Jason Trainwreck yesterday afternoon. Before you start farting about how you hope she's buying a handful of chichi tamers (aka bras to you), this is how Brit Brit likes her titties to look. Homegirl will not leave her house until her boobies look like two wet $1 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Speaking of, I'm sure Ronald McDonald has took off his gloves and fapped to these pictures since Brit Brit looks like a soggy french fry dipped in ketchup and mustard.
Hopefully while at Target, they picked up some Calgon for Jason, because dude looks like he's been living in a ditch in someone's backyard for years and is barely stumbling back into civilization. Jason looks like he has a hard time using utensils and regularly gets spooked out by TV antennas.
And since the theme of this post is modern day Helen of Troys, I also threw in some pictures of The Empress of Lucite graciously greeting her public on the ho stroll in L.A. the other day.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 11:46pm.
Hey!!! KoolAid!!!!
LMAO!
Hey!!! KoolAid!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What year is it?
WEAR A FUCKING BRA!!!!!!!!!!! Bra's are your friend retard!
Submitted by HOTNEY on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 6:28am.
Zac your avatar is funny as hell!
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Thanks, HOTNEY! What's sad is that is 100% accurate.
Britney's pregnant!
Why didn't the photogs get pix of her getting the hotdog and popcorn combo?
why are Shauna's breastes falling off? Aren't fake titties supposed to be unnaturally perky and out there...she really shoudl get a refund for those sad sacks.
does Shauna ever change...she has been wearing that doily dress forevah! Her face looks like shit...way too much everything...Brit Brit is just bringing out the redneck...ain't nothing wrong with being a bit of a bumpkin....hanging titties and all...at least there not bolted on and blown out to ungodly proportions like our lady of lucite...what a skank ho!
Target and McDonalds ... it's Britney bitch!
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Brit Brit's fun-bags look strange.
Are there nude photos of the boyfriend?
She's hideous and FAT.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
wow she needs to settle down and quit sleeping with all these men...when she gets older she just may regret it...to many diseases out there...and some don't show up till you are middle aged...take care of yourself Brit
onetakenfreak!
Shawna's toes are trying to escape!! They grab the lucite like claws!!
Awww... no matter what it's still sweet to see her holding hands with Jason. Maybe we should all learn to appreciate the trailer look instead of going ooh and ahh over a fake look like Dita Von Tease.
Zac your avatar is funny as hell!
Oh, Britney. I can't hate her, no matter how hard I try. It's probably because she's my kindred spirit and we are both batshit crazy and were born and raised in trailer parks. What's funny is that I got an Associates from a Community College and make about 1/1000th of what she does a year and I look like the one who made it. This bitch needs an acid bath and a stylist but I still love her.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 8:25pm
Shut up britard, nobody with any taste listens to Britney Spears music.
Does anyone actually believe this whore is mentally ill? I don't. It's just an excuse so she can act like a complete cunt and not have to care for her children. I say she is just a selfish, spoiled brat.
And what's all this "she's human" blah, blah, blah.
Even everyday regular Joe's take showers, brush their hair and keep clean, it's called Personal Hygiene.
Someone has always got an excuse for this sloppy bitch.
oh, mental illness is a bitch. My dad suffers long tymes.
I, personally, have never suffered from any until I came to dlisted.
But I'm much much much much better now.
damn. y'all some crazy muthafukkas up on the d.
Came too late to contribute anything but a big I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!!
i literally woke up in a panic with tachycardia(fast heart rate) when i heard this business...and i took an extra beta blocker(prescribed for anxiety)...
My lord. This child needs help.
brit shopping at target? i thought she was a walmart kind of girl...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
What the heck does this dingbat have against wearing a bra? Pull those things up and cover them up!
Welll....we're both dirty little Catholic girls who have started much much too late and... we'll go to OP. I'm about to hit the hay, though!
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Whoa, wait a minute here, is ESE kind of, I don't know, begging?
(Cause I kinda like it!)
*Hugs thread*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
ESE, @CSG & Centy...
aaww, come on... you gals know i'm not a fast enough typer to do two threads at once... come to OP... pplleeaassee?!?!
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Welll....we're both dirty little Catholic girls who have started much, much too late....and
you have two middle fingers, you don't have to type fast, type slow...then fast...then slow...
Mmmmmmm...
OK, we'll go to OP. I'm about to hit the hay, though! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
GROUP HUG!
But not Britney or her Trainwreck.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
TEAM GREASY AND DIRTY!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@CSG & Centy...
aaww, come on... you gals know i'm not a fast enough typer to do two threads at once... come to OP... pplleeaassee?!?!
OT: never liked her "music"
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
CSG, Centy, it was so cool that you shared with everyone tonight. It's obvious from reading posts that you're respected here, and I think you did alot tonight to educate alot of people. Thank you.
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Thanks! My 2010 New Year's resolution was to not be ashamed, to tell people.
I'll post a pic of me here soon, so people will know that not all bipolar people look like Brit, that some of us actually have taste...lol!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ESE, can i still have the dime, though?
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You can have my Whataburger leftovers. I don't believe in supporting the derilict habits of bums with hard currency.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Thanks, everybody.
Your outpouring of kindness and understanding really warmed my heart tonight.
It's a difficult illness, but I'm a fighter.
I haven't shaved my head or attacked people with umbrellas in almost five years though, and I'm hoping to keep it that way.:)
I know we are computer friends, but tonight I truly send my
LOVE, Centy xo
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Centy, it was so cool that you shared with everyone tonight. It's obvious from reading posts that you're respected here, and I think you did alot tonight to educate alot of people. Thank you.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:54pm.
come to the dark side!
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Get thee behind me (you gorgeous, lustful, trench-coated...ah hell, you know the rest you magnificent bastard).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgloaS4NGyM
*Continuously plays video at maximum volume while dancing around room -- LOVE IT*
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 11:06pm.
hi, Centy!!
no, couldn't of been me... no matter how greasy and dirty i get(it really is outta control!) she still won't throw me out... can i still have the dime, though?
OT: i said i was greasy and dirty... i think i'm perfectly on-topic with a Brit post!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Why would Empress Lucite be signing an autograph for Noah Wylie's ex-wife?
She must be pretty hard up.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ESE,
I forgot to tell you that there was a post last week with a pic where there was some guy wandering around in a dirty trenchcoat and a greasy fedora and I was wondering if babygirl threw you out and you were living on the streets?
I can spare a dime.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I would love to be able to ask grandma there why she asked the slutstress of lucite for her autograph. Unless she is a reader of D-listed, how would she know who she is?
Thanks, everybody.
Your outpouring of kindness and understanding really warmed my heart tonight.
It's a difficult illness, but I'm a fighter.
I haven't shaved my head or attacked people with umbrellas in almost five years though, and I'm hoping to keep it that way.:)
I know we are computer friends, but tonight I truly send my
LOVE, Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:54pm.
come to the dark side!
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Get thee behind me (you gorgeous, lustful, trench-coated...ah hell, you know the rest you magnificent bastard).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgloaS4NGyM
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:54pm.
come to the dark side!
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Get thee behind me (you gorgeous, lustful, trench-coated...ah hell, you know the rest you magnificent bastard).
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:50pm.
Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:44pm.
CSG, come to OP! ESE is there! Our main man!
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Eileenie - you know ESE is my CRACK. I can't turn him down. I know I get made fun of on the d cuz I can't control myself around him
*MUST TRY TO RESIST ESE...THINK OF HAPPY PLACE, THINK OF HAPPY PLACE...WHERE THERE ARE NO TRENCHCOATS AND FEDORAS...THINK OF HAPPY PLACE...*
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come to the dark side!
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"Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun."
i think david letterman is better looking and wears nicer shirts
CSG! He's our crack! He's so cute!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:44pm.
CSG, come to OP! ESE is there! Our main man!
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Eileenie - you know ESE is my CRACK. I can't turn him down. I know I get made fun of on the d cuz I can't control myself around him
*MUST TRY TO RESIST ESE...THINK OF HAPPY PLACE, THINK OF HAPPY PLACE...WHERE THERE ARE NO TRENCHCOATS AND FEDORAS...THINK OF HAPPY PLACE...*
I'm dying to see these Britney pics with a "Get This Look" tag. (eta: haha! the best would be if it clicked you into "People of Walmart") Surely people must be clamoring to emulate her!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
CSG, come to OP! ESE is there! Our main man!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:14pm.
CSG, where is our HOT ESE????????
i think he's in OP, but i don't wanna be a tattle tale
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AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
ESE, my personal-boundary issue!
*Shakes hand cordially*
*Asks politely: How are you this evening?*
Thanks, Eileenie and csg: and ITA - it's totally just knowing that it's always possible; always available, if you can just find the right combination - the key....and, quite frankly, I do love a good mystery anyways;p
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six