Kate Major Says Jon Gosselin Is Hung Like A Shrew Mouse
During Hailey Glassman's interview with the prestigious Steppin' Out...Of The Port-A-Potty At A Warrant Concert Magazine, she said that her ex-boyfriend Jon Grosselin is "hung like a 9-year-old boy" and his peen is about 3 inches long. Kate Major, who also took a ride on Jon's button mushroom, co-signs Hailey's claim to Life & Style Magazine. Yes, it has come to this. We are talking in detail about Jon Gosselin's dick. Do you think it's too late for me to sign-up for classes at DeVry?
Anyababyhamstercoulddeepthroatjon, Kate says, "Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Kate also said that she and Hailey would laugh about Jon's dick all the time.
Okay, Jon might have a dick that looks like half a piece of canned baby corn that has been left by the side of the road and pecked at by pigeons, but those two dumb bitches licked on it numerous times! Their clits had sword fights with Jon's fetus dick (and their clits won) plenty of times! So who is the small penis now?
And do you think sucking on Jon's dick is like sucking on one Bai Ling's nipples? On that note, I'm off to DeVry.com!
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kitty, you wouldve hated my high school, thats all everyone wore....*vomits*
outcasts FTW!!
and yeah he's a fat box
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
True facts, Jon will be on Celeberity Fat Club next season prolly.
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 8:34pm.
kitty, whats really sad is those were clothes and cologne, i'll never forget that shitty ass cologne, that big guys gave him llololollol he GREW into and out of them!
I saw him at a bar a few weeks ago, guess who's still ugly?
Genny18
people who wear that shit are pretentious assholes
who think wearing a wrinkled cheap ass shirt that costs 50$ is going to make them fit in is wrong
i cant stand to see HOLLISTER written across someones t shirt
and eff him Genny
he's ugly
No wonder his wife was so grumpy..
Not surprised at all. But what is Hailey trying to tell us with this? That she sucks small dick for money? Why else would you get with a fat , balding, squinty eye loser with a small dick? I bet she got at least a hundred dollars out of the deal. Ha!
Jon is entering Fat K-Fed territory now.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
kitty, whats really sad is those were clothes and cologne, i'll never forget that shitty ass cologne, that big guys gave him llololollol he GREW into and out of them!
I saw him at a bar a few weeks ago, guess who's still ugly?
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
mike, dats wat im sayinnnn'
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:59pm.
"I am not surprised. Guys who act cocky up top are usually covering for not being cocky down below."
so trueeee, my exbf was into hardcore music, had "badass tatts" but wore abercrombie, abercrombie and all those wanna be rich clothing lol he was on unemployment and had a lil one.
dump any guy that wears abercrombie or hollister
or works there
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 8:26pm.
@mike, because he was turning into a controlling asshole.
another very good reason
@mike, because he was turning into a controlling asshole.
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:59pm.
so trueeee, my exbf was into hardcore music, had "badass tatts" but wore abercrombie, hollister and all those wanna be rich clothing lol he was on unemployment and had a lil one.
soooo, did you dump him because he was small, or because he was gay?
He's hung like a tic-tac but Hailey needs to catch the truck that hit her face.
Maybe they could start a show called Celebrity Penis Pump. Like Celebrity Fit Club, but different. I bet Jon and others would do it, and that's the truth.
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so he is hung like a baby kitten...how adorable!!! Well this one falls into the category of a no brainer, he looks like a "short dick man" which makes him even more unappealing, and I did not even think that was possible.
Jon get yourself a deal with a amateur porn company and that'll show everyone who is the man... what? noooo! of course you are average *snicker*, I'll say even endowed *snort*, and I'm not laughing I swear!
C'mon little Jon, your are not going to let those bitches get away with it, right...er, "Bro"?
having a small penis must suck
I didn't even read the caption and will be skipping it but I can't believe this tub-a-lard is still in the news.
"I am not surprised. Guys who act cocky up top are usually covering for not being cocky down below."
so trueeee, my exbf was into hardcore music, had "badass tatts" but wore abercrombie, hollister and all those wanna be rich clothing lol he was on unemployment and had a lil one.
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
Oh, I didn't realize it was a different Kate either... hard to keep up with this stuff. Good thing we don't get Dlisted pop quizzes.
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I don't want to imagine what his penis looks like.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:42pm.
It says your character is shit to talk like this about an ex, but it says your character is shittier if you have cunts like these for exes.
LOL! You speak the troof, my friend.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:40pm.
Oop - my bad.
Well, I still stand by my statement that Kate Gosselin is typical Pennsyltucky trash.
It says your character is shit to talk like this about an ex, but it says your character is shittier if you have cunts like these for exes.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:37pm.
Classy, Kate, talking about the father of your children that way. Typical Pennsyltucky trash.
Um, this is a different Kate, Kate Major. The one who worked for a tabloid but he made her quit to persue a realtionship with.
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Classy, Kate, talking about the father of your children that way. Typical Pennsyltucky trash.
Both women are so trashy for saying this stuff publicly, but it's still hilarious. I knew Hailey's public comment about Jon's micro-penis was like an early Valentine's gift for Kate, but I never guessed she'd join in the trash talking.
I love how Jon is striking a pose in that photo with a soda pop and a pile of diarrhea.
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I am not surprised. Guys who act cocky up top are usually covering for not being cocky down below.
all's fair in low lifes and famewhoreing ***************************************** This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Is anyone really that surprised by this?
For their sakes, I hope his boys get their peen size from their mother.
Submitted by putas on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:15pm.
It amazes me that he always has this harried, irritated 'Don't bother me I know I'm famous' expression in every photo.
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I noticed that too! I hate this famous for nothing fucker.
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It amazes me that he always has this harried, irritated 'Don't bother me I know I'm famous' expression in every photo.
Incredible what a little publicity does to the average schmuck.
Amount of Ed Hardy in your wardrobe is inversely proportionate to how big your dick is.
Everyone knows that.
How awkward for all 8 of his kids when they are old enough to google dad. Nothing says long term psychological counseling like your father's micro-penis. I feel sorry for his sons, see where this is going for the kids?
I guess Kate married for love, but the sad thing is he's back to reselling the kids so he can bang young chicks who wouldn't give his chubby ass the time of day. Christy Morgan we are all laughing at you, and your pathetic desperation. How do you match a purse to a bald spot anyway?
"Yes trashy girls lie about dick size but Kate's general attitude shows that she has never had any use for his dick. I don't think she's frigid, I think he's an awful, hopelessly bad lay with a tiny dick."
So true! I think you're right on Rhoda.
"We are talking in detail about Jon Gosselin's dick. Do you think it's too late for me to sign-up for classes at DeVry?"
LOL MK slays me. When my "career" hit a brick wall, I considered going to DeVry lol.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Grosselin's next job:
Replacing that Smilin' Bob asshole from the Enzyte commericals.
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:59pm.
"Kate also said that she and Hailey would laugh about Jon's dick all the time."
LOL that reminds me of a conversation my college roommate had once with another girl. They discovered they had both slept with the same guy, at different times. The other girl said, "He was so small it was a pleasure to give him a BJ." My roommate agreed and we laughed and laughed...
Imagine if the guy in question could hear that conversation? Wouldn't that be awful...awww Jon Gosselin, too bad for you.
P.S. I believe it about his peepee being tiny. Women don't lie about sex, we don't have to.
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LMAO!
Jon could be a cover for Leechy Nut magazine.
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Fuck. Only Chyna is jellis of him!
ill believe nothing till I hear from Michael Lohan about the situation
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Right now this small dick man is travelling in somewhere like Italy with his latest whore some rich heiress
she must be buying stock in dick pumps like nuts
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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So if any of us ever see him in public can we pinky promise to ask him about his wiener?
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
Jon Grosselin is "hung like a 9-year-old boy" and his peen is about 3 inches long. Kate Major, who also took a ride on Jon's button mushroom,
"button mushroom" hahaha.
It sucks when you get a rep for having a small pecker.
Jon is still Ok in my book, "The Small One" by Dixie Normous.
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Christ. One would tend to think that the "legacy" of having a microscopic penis is a notoriety worse than almost anything else imaginable!
(Is it?)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
"fetus dick" lLOOLLLLLLLLLOOOOL
there are some MK posts that, upon revisiting a minute later, have me in an outright seizure even worse than the first read.
*printing this out and creating a 'hallmark card' to hand to coworkers when they're having a bad day*
MK - do I have your permission?
He must be one smooth-talking tool to get all these women to sleep with him, especially more than once.
I can't wait till we're Gosselin-free.
This is no big announcement - a grown man who wore that much Ed Hardy HAD to have a mini peeny.
That Glassman chick's peen was probably bigger before her plastic surgeon daddy removed it.
No one needed a press release to figure this one out. I thought his small preen was obvious. It goes with his douche bag personality. Rat Head must have liked it, because she had a mini army with him.
No one needed a press release to figure this one out. I thought his small preen was obvious. It goes with his douche bag personality. Rat Head must have liked it, because she had a mini army with him.
No one needed a press release to figure this one out. I thought his small preen was obvious. It goes with his douche bag personality. Rat Head must have liked it, because she had a mini army with him.