Thursday, February 11th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Debbie Gibson In A Bikini

YES, this is supposed to Debbie (I will never call her Deborah) Gibson showing off her new bikini body in the pages of InTouch Weekly. That's what both WOW Report and Tabloid Prodigy say. But even if I squint my eyes while teasing my hair and humming "Shake Your Love," I still don't see it. Maybe if I spray some Electric Youth cologne at the screen I'll see the Debbie we all know and love, because right now I just see Uma Thurman after going overboard in the sauna.

Now I know how Jodie Foster felt in Sommersby when she walked into the kitchen and expected to see her long-lost husband but found Richard Gere there instead. To the "Debbie Gibson" in the picture above: YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:02pm.
To Debbie Gibson: Only In YOUR Dreams

To the fat bitch in my office: MUST WE REALLY FUCKIN DO THIS TODAY!?!?!?!?
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Wassup Jacko! Is fat bitch taking another monster dump today?

Michael_is_the_SHIT's picture

NOW SHE CAN GET A BIGGER CRACK ROCK FROM HER PIMP. GOOD JOB!!

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Submitted by sniffy on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:01pm.

Debbie looks like Kelly Bensimon from the waist down but at least her tittays are pointing in the right direction.

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Where are these tittays of which you speak?

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snowpiece's picture

looooozaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
I love when you wear the nudie suit!!!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

tasty dish's picture

her body from the stomach down looks fine. but her face!! how is it possible she looks older than madonna??

Snarkley's picture

Debbie Gibson's corpse is more like it.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

c-c-c-come on in sn-sn-sn-sniffy

*grabs beer, hands flowers to loozer*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

nono's picture

So now we aren't even ashamed of anorexia. We just are going to blast it on the cover of magazines!

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Submitted by coca on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 1:59pm.

She looks anorexic to me.

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twiddlebug1's picture

she definitely looks skinny, but dropping her % of body fat is making look super old and tired.

my distressed leather handbag looks better.

mfarris70's picture

i met her last year, didn't look at all like this.

Stoney's picture

Her legs, arms, abs look good. Her chest, tits and face are BUSTED. Woof!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

To Debbie Gibson: Only In YOUR Dreams

To the fat bitch in my office: MUST WE REALLY FUCKIN DO THIS TODAY!?!?!?!?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

salacious's picture

@ Pleco

LMAO... You're on "a quest to be clever" with those avies, aren't you?

sniffy's picture

--knocks on door to clubhouse--
Hi-can I come in? I don't know the password or the secret handshake but I brought beer for the guys and flowers for the ladies. or beer for the ladies and flowers for the guys.lol.

Debbie looks like Kelly Bensimon from the waist down but at least her tittays are pointing in the right direction.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

She looks like she has 2 bellybuttons. This chick is only a year older than I am...but she looks like beef jerky. Really sad, I used to love her song 'Foolish Beat' :-(

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What is really disturbing is that this anorexic bag of bones is proudly showing off her "new bikini body" and some magazine is doing a spread on this as if she looks great?

What is really disturbing is that this anorexic bag of bones is proudly showing off her "new bikini body" and some magazine is doing a spread on this as if she looks great?

fishsticksfan's picture

huh

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Bunnyman's picture

There are millions of obese six-year-old boys with much bigger boobs.

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 1:56pm.
Damn! She looks old as BALLS! She kinda looks like Katie Segall (or whatever that bitch's name is from married with Children).

Why is her head so fucking gigantic?

My guess would be anorexia. I hope it's bulemia, though. anything to help that whining, nasal voice.

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name_optional's picture

This photo looks like it was created by an intern's first day with Photoshop.

KD's picture

Oh, hey, this is OP!

coca's picture

She looks anorexic to me.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ZOMG, Pleco!! BEST EVA!
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Boner Killa!***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

loozer's picture

(puts on Nudie Suit -not what most of you think)
http://plaidout.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/nudiegram3.jpg
(standing outside Snowy's Balcony)

Walk through this world with me,
Go where I go
Share all my my dreams with me,
I need you so
In life we search and some of us find
I've looked for you a long, long time

And now that I've found you,
New horizons I see
Come take my hand
And walk through this world with me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zNCx1KMzw

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Ophelias evil twin's picture

the shnozzola is a dead giveaway. But i would need to see her in that stupid hat she used to wear before I could make my decision.

Plecostomus's picture

WTF?!?!?!

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 1:56pm.

She looks out of proportion somehow (besides the tiny boobs). Like her torso is too short or something. Can't figure it out.

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She has a high belly-button. I have that too:(

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DonkeyPunched's picture

My tits are way bigger.

Athina's picture

Damn! She looks old as BALLS! She kinda looks like Katie Segall (or whatever that bitch's name is from married with Children).

Why is her head so fucking gigantic?

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Ewwwww...That's not really her, is it? How is everyone on this fine day?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

loozer's picture

Electric Youth short circuited.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Anonymous101's picture

WTF?? She used to be cute (much prettier than that Tiffany skank, that's for sure). Sads :(

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KD's picture

She looks out of proportion somehow (besides the tiny boobs). Like her torso is too short or something. Can't figure it out.

snowpiece's picture

WHY OH WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF YOUR BODY WITH TITS LIKE THAT, countdown till she get big ole implant balls on her bony chest!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

angel_i's picture

What the fuck does she look so happy about?

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Sayonara's picture

Oh man please! That is not Debbie Gibson.

You just lost one.. What a bum bum..

snowpiece's picture

WHO DAT?!?!!?

Debbie Gibson is supposed to be my celeb looka like, UGH in the first place and TRIPLE UGH at thiz Zoe~afied Debbie!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Supreme Soviet's picture

Wow. She turned into a piece of beef jerky. Color me shocked.

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