Thursday, February 11th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Debbie Gibson In A Bikini
YES, this is supposed to Debbie (I will never call her Deborah) Gibson showing off her new bikini body in the pages of InTouch Weekly. That's what both WOW Report and Tabloid Prodigy say. But even if I squint my eyes while teasing my hair and humming "Shake Your Love," I still don't see it. Maybe if I spray some Electric Youth cologne at the screen I'll see the Debbie we all know and love, because right now I just see Uma Thurman after going overboard in the sauna.
Now I know how Jodie Foster felt in Sommersby when she walked into the kitchen and expected to see her long-lost husband but found Richard Gere there instead. To the "Debbie Gibson" in the picture above: YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND!
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LOL! - It does! It looks like the gobbler in that sex ad.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:06am.
@ speakit - your HUSBAND suggested a sex club? I'm so sorry, what an asshole. I hope you've moved on - you deserve better.
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Yes I do.
Don't be sorry. I'm not.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:02am.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:53pm.
Greetings and thanks. I don't normally share personal stuff like that but if someone wants to know more about our situation
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Um...so that made me curious....if I may....?
Wassup?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
@ speakit - your HUSBAND suggested a sex club? I'm so sorry, what an asshole. I hope you've moved on - you deserve better.
And yay! I'm so glad so many of you caught that - I love it when I gets to live out stories made for the DL but only if y'all are around to read them before they get old;p
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:53pm.
Greetings and thanks. I don't normally share personal stuff like that but if someone wants to know more about our situation, I'm more than happy to inform them of some of my experiences/learnings.
No csg, ex-husband. Not ex boyfriend.
brangebrange.. LOL, no sex clubs for me. I have standards.
@Brange - I see where you're coming from, but if you're not into it, that's a really hard part to play. I like the way you think, tho.
@ beakers - hi sweetie!
@ speakit - DAMN! The boyfriend suggested a sex club? Good for you that you didn't go along with that crap. I'm all for getting your freak on 1:1, but making it public or bringing others into it? NO WAY.
see, and that is not about jealousy. not at all. when my ex said he wanted to go to sex clubs.. I said go ahhheeeeead. I don't want to touch your ass then. It's about knowing who YOU are and what you're worth. if some skank ass bitch turns a man's head, then his value drops. not mine.
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See, that's where your plan failed. Go to the sex club w/him and unabeshedly flirt w/all the guys and act like HE'S getting in the way. Fix his wagon plus he'll have to pay the couple admissions price, at least $100.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:47pm.
Hope you won't miss your neighbor!
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Nah! They love the drama. Half their family lives in the building. They're great neighbours - it's like free and spontaneous soap opera:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:48pm.
Greetings, my NA friend. Really moved by your story last week. Thought I was the only one.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
i think the only reason i never threw a cheating loser's stuff in the hall/outside was most likely because i had bought it...never again. i'm all about both people contributing or helping each other out when needed but never again will i foolishly (early 20's i'll blame) buy a boyfriend a 1700.00 guitar on my credit card, when he doesn't even know how to play but a couple notes...YES, i learned my lesson.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:44pm.
I would so do that shit. I ain't gonna lie.
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Right? Me too. That's why I love her. Her apartment is right by the elevator and she keeps that man in CHECK. She does NOT fuck around. I knew that already:)
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see, and that is not about jealousy. not at all. when my ex said he wanted to go to sex clubs.. I said go ahhheeeeead. I don't want to touch your ass then. It's about knowing who YOU are and what you're worth. if some skank ass bitch turns a man's head, then his value drops. not mine.
LOL @ angel_i, that's hilarious. I've never known anyone to actually do that. Hot, indeed.
boomsy, not me. My browser is Safari.
Evening Eileenie, speakit, csg, pleco, other evening whores.
@angel_: That sounds more exciting than heros vs. villains on Survivor... the moon is in Aquarius so right now you tend to throw the baby out with the bathwater as far as emotionally clearing house... re: clothes in the hallway. Hope you won't miss your neighbor!
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:44pm.
I would so do that shit. I ain't gonna lie.
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Right? Me too. That's why I love her. Their apartment is right by the elevator and she keeps that man in CHECK. She does NOT fuck around. I knew that already:)
PS...I think I've counted 4 or 5 women now in that Two Women Teach You How to Fuck Ad....
PPS@boomsy: gotta watch those links in the crumbs, dude - some of them are dirty.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
@ angel_i - I just came on the thread but it sounds like your neighbor was having an Angela Basset (sp ?) moment from "Waiting to Exhale". I've always wanted to do that - throw an ex's clothes into a pile on the front lawn, light a match, ignite the pile, and walk away like a badass.
I would so do that shit. I ain't gonna lie.
I've been meaning to ask: is it just me or is anyone else getting these hella annoying talking popup surveys everytime they come on this site now? And it always say 'DListed visitor' at the top, so I know it's not following me from other sites....it's beginning to piss me off.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Not even close to "lace curtain".
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:38pm.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. that's hot.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:39pm.
O you guys are here! Know what happent!?!
My neighbour threw all of her boyfriend's belongings into the hallway and was standing there in the door saying: "O no! This is what you wanted! You wanted to go be somewhere else with someone else! Off you go!"
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I hope she did it to Bouncy's "Irreplaceable."
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Bottom-feeder.
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O you guys are here! Know what happent!?!
My neighbour threw all of her boyfriend's belongings into the hallway and was standing there in the door saying: "O no! This is what you wanted! You wanted to go be somewhere else with someone else! Off you go!"
When I came out she said; "O you can just step all over that - don't you worry about it a bit." (i didn't - i worried)
She looked hot too. She was having a total Joan Collins moment.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Call it feisty but I'm calling it "shanty".
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Eileenie - what in the name of all that's holy is your avie? I'm too afraid to investigate the face on that picture!
THAT'S Debbie Gibson? I'm speechless ... (and mildly depressed)
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 8:59pm.
Ok, the ex is tempting me with a weekend in Charleston...what to do, what to do, what to do??????????
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Go. Have fun. :)
Ummm...Herro?
*looks around at empty room*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Stocky, that's what I mean! It facinates me! Nighty night!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I have a weeee bit of the Irish too... know the temperament. It is all good until the Whiskey comes out.
Eileen ~
the psychology of those sick f**ks is interesting. Makes me wonder what the hell happened in their gene pool that created sick bastards like that.
I'm off to read by Wall Street Urinal (I mean Journal) and call it a day.
Good night!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
ahahahaha, Buddi! We've always said if we lived in the same state we'd kill each other. I'm a fiesty Irish girl and he's a fiesty Italian. Kinda combustible, but I will do him in honor of you(several times)
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
yes, give me a serial killer bio/documentary over jersey shore or real housewives etc...anyday!!
Hey, Stocky! Eddie G ...OMG! My friends all think one day I will commit the perfect murder because I love reading about true crime and watching ID.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@Eileenie: You're welcome, glad to be of help. I hope nothing blows up at home so you can relax and enjoy the time off. Caretaking is demanding and emotionally draining, so it is healthy for you to take a break if that is your day-to-day routine. Don't forget to take your biographies with you....nothin' says lovin' like a serial killer dozen!
i like it...haunted kitties (and dogs). i think i would take some comfort in that if any animal of mine did that...
*High 5s koko*....I am with you! Love that channel and A&E(City Confidential & American Justice* I just like to try and figure out how someone can be so messed up and vile(Atif Rafay).
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Eileen & KokosKitty ~
I've read Albert Fish and Ed Gein biographies in the past. Real fu**ed up people out there.
I'd hope there's a special place in hell for people like that.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She looks like a drag queen! LOL!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:06pm.
The Central Valley is a brutal place because of the meth labs and distribution channels.
Regarding kittehs: (no laughing or strange looks allowed) Our Maine Coon was euthanized at age 19 due to kidney failure; exactly one week later to the day, our Sheltie was euthanized, at age seventeen, because she stopped eating and drinking when we did not bring HER cat home. Our bedroom is haunted by them -- seriously. At night, we feel a weight hit the foot of our bed, walk up the middle, and then we here purring on our headboard (it's a bookcase-type). Just like Mozart did when he lived. Also, we feel an very cold indentation at the foot of the bed which is where Arwen slept/sleeps.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:09pm.
Not to be creepy, but I am facinated with the serial killer types. It's the psychology of it. WHAT?
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ME TOO !! being unemployed for some time i think i watched every single true crime/serial killer/spree killer documentary on tv...the ID (investigation discovery) channel is the best...they should just switch the name to the TRUE EVIL channel.
Thanks, Buddi! He's booked the ticket and we're gonna stay in some old hotel downtown. I hate going away because there's always something that inevitably blows up, but after chatting with you, I think I am going to go, so THANK YOU!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
It's human nature to try and figure out the nature of a psychopath... why, how, WTF???? I know, fascinating subject for me too. Don't know why.* closes book on Emergency Psychiatric Care* ( for real though!)
@Eileenie: Yes, live for the moment. Don't let the good times get away without a fight for them. You go to Charleston, get some help for the family so you don't worry about that and from the time you board the plane, go for it! *wink, wink*
Not to be creepy, but I am facinated with the serial killer types. It's the psychology of it. WHAT?
*hangs head in shame while rereading John Wayne Gacy's biography*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@Momus: Okay, in L.A. (where I grew up) you just expect that kind of action. I went through the Hillside Strangler, Richard Ramirez ( who killed a lady in my Santa Monica neighborhood) and various other folks. O.J. killed his wife within blocks of Mom's place. You just expect it there.
@kokoskitten: YES! Group Therapy Night... sorry, I will try and be upbeat now.
Buddi, that is horrible. That is why I always say WTF, I might as well do whatever. We only go around once and I want to enjoy it while I am here. I am so glad you seem to have a strong support system.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@kokoskitten: I am sorry to that you are going through that. I worked for a vet for awhile and it is sad, always, but painless and peaceful. Sometimes it is the kindest thing to do. Alot of owners let their animals fail slowly and painfully. I have a 14 year old cat who is sweet and crazy now. I hope she dies peacefully, but chances are we will be at the vet's office too one day. The spirit of the animal remains in your heart.
group therapy night !!