LiLo Fucked Up Again
Crazy Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner was going to pay Lindsay Lohan $150,000 to escort him to the Vienna Ball tonight. All Blohan had to do was get her ass on a plane to Vienna and keep the crackhead behavior to a minimum during the ball. Easy money. But since the ho's responsible gene followed her dignity out the door years ago, she missed her flight thus missing out on a paycheck. Doesn't this bitch watch The Secret Diary of A Call Girl? The first rule of whoring is to never be late for a call!
Richard is telling the press that Blohan lost track of time while shopping for booze and fags crap at duty free and got to the gate two hours after boarding time. British Airways refused to let Blohan on the flight unless she paid the $22,000 carrier fee for the 2-hour delay. She didn't have a credit card with a high enough limit and British Airways wouldn't take a handjob as payment, so the plane took off without her.
So this spoiled bitch knew the plane was waiting for her ass yet she continued to shop for Marlboros? When is Beverly D'Angelo going to show up in a bubble and transform Blohan into a homeless person who is forced to get a job as a Beverly Hills maid? Blohan needs to learn a lesson only a 1980s movie can teach.
Fortunately for Richard, he was able to get an escort at the last minute. Richard will sashay into the ball on the arm of male German entertainer Dieter Bohlen.
If Richard wanted a hot German piece to be his date, he really should've rang up Bill Kaulitz. That unicorn looks better in a gown than Blohan anyway.
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She was at the airport and still showed up at the gate 2 hour late?!??! I can not believe this but what's worse is that they held the flight for her!
Please people of the world: STOP GIVING LOHAN ANY ATTENTION AT ALL!
Boots and saddlebAGS AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS OKAY. hATE TO SEE THE REST OF YA...
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:31pm.
I can't even....
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Saddle? Bags loser meth tweaker gave up, right. She's so amazing.
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Can this bitch take a dirt nap already? I hate her with a passion.
Up until this point I felt sorry for her and tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, but to blow $150k when all she had to do was just SHOW UP at an event? She's disgusting and deserves to end up in the gutter. I hope that money went to a much better cause.
Man, do I pity this girl. It's getting worst. Like she doesn't care. While I wouldn't jump on the bandwagon and just blindly diss her like everyone else (if it's one of Disney's douchebags or bitches, count me in for the beheading), just the fact that she keeps fucking up all the time is heartbreaking. She better straighten up, because "Machete" is going to tank since no one can straight up stand her.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:32pm.
I'm sure Blohan will make to the pre-party, the during the event party and 5 after parties...it's what she does best.LOL
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But Lilo is still a very serious philanthropist!(please do let me know if I mean a different word - or don't and just know what I mean:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW9oMh1ZfD0
I wonder if she'll make it to her Get Drunk For Haiti After the Brit Awards event....?:
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You know you are to fucked up to be hired to work an acting job when you are at the airport 2 hours before your plane is scheduled to leave and you still miss the plane.
Career over.
That Austrian billionaire must not have his elevator going all the up either: first Lohan then Dieter as an alternative? WTF?
That would be like getting Simon Cowell as a safety date for Amy Winehouse (Dieter used to be hot in Modern Talking but now he's the leather face of Germany's starsearch)
(off topic: yay! MK mentioned mah Bill!)
Wow she is so stupid. How the hell could she lost track of time? Besides, who the hell shops at the airport even though it's duty free? Go to ebay!
Did someone forget to take her meds? I might be refering to Lilo or I might not be.
I had a plane wait for me to show up for boarding at LAX after I had checked in (lost track of time Spiccoli style *wink, wink*) and boy did the Customs Agents have fun with me for a few hours after I landed. Many years ago... the old me, we killed her!
I wouldve been curled up in the wheel of the plane for about 2 hundy
LOL, Soultonic! Brilliant observation! I wouldn't have missed it, either....well, maybe
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 8:37pm.
Not even Snooki would've missed that flight.
Sometimes you have to go with a pro.
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Not even Snooki would've missed that flight.
Uhh...what exactly did he *expect* would happen when he hired her? As Marcy from "Married With Children" said after Al lost the money her husband Steve lent him: "Guy gives a chimp a gun and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp do you?"
Please tell me that's not Ali behind her?!
OMFG!
None of the airlines hold planes for me.
Why Hohan?
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How hard is it to get on a plane for 150, 000?!!! Lilo is worse than I thought.
She must have checked luggage and then not showed up for the flight. They wouldn't have been able to take off with her luggage on board but without her, and to find one person's luggage and remove it would have probably taken longer than two hours.
Having said all of that, what a loser. But an even bigger loser is anyone who would pay any amount of money for her company.
when did she get cheek implants?
Oh for God's sake, get a decent manicure, hair style & color and makeup.
Unbelieveable.
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When can she do something right ????????????
When can she do something right ????????????
Lohan had her chance of playing out Pretty Woman. Now, it's back to the ho stroll for this day shift hooker.
I spy Ali Lohan sitting in back of her! LOL!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I didn't know they even held up flights for celebrities, much less for 2 hours for anybody period. That is just plain rude on the part of those in charge of that plane. Obviously Lindsay has other priorities than getting to shit on time, especially if she's being paid to be something as easy as an escort. I'm in the wrong line of work if that is the base rate pay for an escort :( ! Why am I doomed with a conscience and delicate sensibilities!?
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I doubt they would hold the plane for her.
Submitted by get serious on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 3:14pm.
I give her less than 6 months & she'll be giving handjobs to annonymous tricks in a dark back alleyway for rent money. Either that or she'll be dead...
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No, she'll be too late to all that shit, too.
Only the good die young! Our grandkids are gonna be sad when Lindsay Lohan dies because they won't know/understand what we know.
...Blohan is looking like Heidi Fleiss when she checked into Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew - flying cranked out methface...
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How sad is it that Blohan can't even show up for "work" and Parisite and Pamela Anderson did?
All this loser does is party - go out to clubs and blow opportunities. How she makes any money whatsoever is a great mystery of our time. When is the well going to dry up for all the Lohans, so that we don't have to see or hear them anymore at all. Enough already. WE are the enablers of those horrible, horrible people!
I keep thinking about this. I don't believe they held the flight for her. They have flight schedules to keep. And they'd hold the flight for a *promise* of payment? Airlines don't do shit unless you pay first. Hello.
And there WAS a blizzard here. Maybe that was the delay.
She must have been entranced by all the pretty duty free liquor bottles.
Since when does BA hold up a flight for a crackie??
Seriously! WTF??!!!
Any loser who relies on this girl to fulfil a commitment, even one THAT PAYS $150,000, is retarded.
She is too stupid to live. She fucked that up for Duty Free??
Submitted by get serious on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 3:14pm.
What a stupid cunt. This shows why nobody in Hollywood wants to hire her; all she has to do is stumble her drugged up drunken ass onto the plane at the right time, and some nutcase is going to pay her $150,000, but the methed out moron thinks the world revolves around her & shows up 2 hours late. 2 FUCKING HOURS LATE! If I were a passenger on that flight, I would go ballistic if they held me up for 1 person (especially a braindead attention whore like blohan). How fucking stupid is she?
I give her less than 6 months & she'll be giving handjobs to annonymous tricks in a dark back alleyway for rent money. Either that or she'll be dead...
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I'm hoping for the latter.
What a moron.
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The fact that she blew the opportunity either means she's a fucking idiot or she's making so much money that $150k is chump change to her. But clearly it's not the latter. I work my ass off every day and don't even make that much in a year and she could have made that in one evening. Just wow.
Jesus! What a crackhead! Look at that face!
Brange, why are you trying to start shit again? I thought you wanted to play nice?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Wait a minute. They HELD the flight TWO HOURS for her in hopes of getting $22K? WHAT? And then they didn't even get the money from her? That is some bitch doormat airline.
Why didn't they tell her to get the next flight? It's not like she's a real celebrity anyway. If they held the flight for Nicole Kidman, I'd halfway understand. But for that garbage? Come on.
oh Linds... please get it together! We're rooting for you. Really.
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At least & I mean LEAST..just a recovering drunk myself.
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Submitted by CholaMom on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:32pm.
Why is LiLo yellow? Is her liver bad?
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I think it's just busy.
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
At least Dieter has some talent and his music doesn't suck. Yes, I love Modern Talking. Suck it.
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You're going back a few decades there Diana (Artemis). Still no word from meth head. I guess I have something now.
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Even if she was high as a kite, anyone would make it a priority to get that money. She is truly the supidest cunt that ever lived. Her career is totally in he toilet, no real friends and no lovers anymore....of either gender, any chance for money would be better than nothing. She is truly a waste of air and space...I think we need to get these celebutards and I mean ALL OF THEM...on a space ship to hell....no return ticket. Lilo is a major stupid cunt, a perfect date for douchebag Mayer.
At least Dieter has some talent and his music doesn't suck. Yes, I love Modern Talking. Suck it.
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