Thursday, February 11th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Prank Caller who gave it to CNN's Ali Velshi
Junior High School slumber party jokes still entertain me, so this clip of Ali Velshi from CNN getting prank called made me laugh. This clip does smell like the wrath of Dolly Parton and room-temperature bologna, so it makes sense that YouTubers are saying the prank caller is Captain Janks from The Howard Stern Show. I'm sure that when Ali got home, he found a pair of his panties frozen in the freezer and someone replaced his hair conditioner with Nair.
And since CNN's screening process for on-air calls is run by chinchillas, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper better prepare his ears for the tingles, because my call is coming! Wear a condom!
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Ouch!!
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really interesting...
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Hollywood Gossip
This guys not from the Stern show, he's just a whackjob that calls in.
That guy didn't bat an eyelash over the call. True pro.
i did find this very funny.. wasnt the best prank ever but it did make me laugh.. i must be 12 lmao!
Are prank calls supposed to be funny?
Worst.prank call.ever. How was Ali supposed to know it was a prank? The guy sounded legit until the dumbass comment. I actually felt bad for Ali, prank calls aren't supposed to make u feel sorry for the victim!
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
i get prank calls at work
dumb kids got nothing better to do
Awe - come on - it gave me a good laugh. It's worth listening to if you need a grin.
ROBIN...ROBIN SWEETIE...YOUR MOM IS ASLEEP....TAKE OFF YOUR PJs..DADDY'S COMING IN WITH THE VASELINE..WHEN WE WAS IN THE SHOWER, YOUR BUTT CHEEKS WAS WARM....AFTER TOUCHING YOU, MY HANDS SMELL LIKE HAM......
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
That was a shitty prank call, not funny.
Uh...that wasn't even funny. Lame prank. Even ultimate lame prankster and corpse fucker Ashton Kutcher could tell you that.
the prankster is NOT a prankster... what a dork! He had the bald dude going, convinced it was a legitimate call... WHY NOT KEEP GOING YOU LIMP DICK!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
That was the most unfunniest prank ever. EVER. Dude sucks as a prankster, he should consider a career change.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:16am.
I can't watch this on my phone. Did someone call and ask if his refrigerator is running?
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
gracias amigos for agreeing.
my brother, some of his friends and I used to prank call ppl with crappy soundboards and the ppl had real conversations with clips of arnold and neopolitan dynamite, I had to run away because I couldnt hold in my laughter lol
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
I got my first prank call when I was 10.
"Hello?"
"Hello! Is your refrigerator running?"
"What?
"Your refrigerator - is it running?"
"Hang on - lemme go ask....MOOOOOOOM! IS THE REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?"
"WHAT?!"
"THE FRIDGE - IS IT RUNNING?"
"WHAT THE - YEAH, IT'S RUNNING! WHY?"
"I DUNNO - JUST A SEC!"
"Hello?"
"Hi there."
"Yes - it's running."
"Well, you better go and catch it."
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:16am.
I can't watch this on my phone. Did someone call and ask if his refrigerator is running?
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Avi asked what's the difference between the airport cancelling flights and actually shutting down the airport and the caller called him a dumb@$$. The caller was introduced as a driver on the airport runway in the beginning.
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FA FA FOOEY?
THAT'S BA BA BOOEY!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
What a dick. Dude handled it very professionally.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
"Hey Johnny"
"What, Provy?"
"Dude, your brother is dead"
"W-W-What?!??!?!"
"Just Kidding...AHAHAHAHHA"
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
For some reason I don't even remember when I was 9 years old I use to prank call my school librarian and tell him I was having his baby. He soon started recording calls.
EEEEAT IT.. EEEEEAT IT YOU CUNT.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
The number one rule of comedy is if you have to explain the joke, then it probably isn't funny. Epic FAIL on the prank call.
I can't watch this on my phone. Did someone call and ask if his refrigerator is running?
And since CNN's screening process for on-air calls is run by chinchillas
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AHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for making my rough start to the morning all better, MK!! ;)
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May love love you today <3
someone replaced his hair conditioner with Nair....MK, you slay me.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
When I was much younger (back in the 70's when dixie cups and string were our phones) I was a great prank caller "a la" Ferris Bueller.
Oh, those were the days.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 8:55am.
Im gonna go dress up my penis in a pinstripe suit, BRB.
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LOL
And it will look much better than the guy in the clip and John Mayer's hooded KKK dick.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
I agree with Genny18. He should have gone on in all seriousness and just referenced Howard Stern some more. It would have been funnier.
I miss the days of prank calls. My favorite was dragging the phone into the bathroom with the super-long cord from Radio Shack. Then calling someone and flushing the toilet when they answered. Also, my sister and I had a Casio keyboard (Radio Shack, again) where you could record a small sound bite and play it in a higher or lower note. We would say something menacing and play it in a really low note, so it sounded like a man saying it. That was FUN. "I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever.
Good times.
Im gonna go dress up my penis in a pinstripe suit, BRB.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Captain Janks is still doing his thing? Damn, he's been doing this for around twenty years, hasn't he?
Looks like someone already put Nair in his hair conditioner.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
@ Genny
I agree. No need to resort to name calling to make an effective prank call.
*dialing my old jerk employer, pretending to be NIS*
He didnt have to say he was a dumbass, whats happening to the world? Cant nobody prank someone w/o being a dick
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
Yep, that's definitely Janks! The Captain pranks people of his own volition, though, it's not at Howard's direction himself. If the call were either Sal or Richard, that would be a different story....and usually much funnier, too.
Baba Booey!