Wednesday, February 10th 2010

But Now He's Back In Her Gollum Arms Again

If the rumor about Baby Jesus dumping his main diaper changer was true, then Vadge must have bought him a shiny new rattle to win him back. Vadge is currently in Rio for carnival, and she took Baby Jesus out to dinner last night.

A witness-type said it was all very romantic. Baby Jesus spit up on Vadge when she put him on her lap to spoon feed him. Then Vadge broke the spoon in two after she squeezed it too hard. Yes, these two are still very much in love.

And Baby Jesus should've taken a good hard look at the stoner dude in the first thumbnail below. If Baby Jesus gazes into the eye of the Vadge too long, he'll turn into that.

Posted by: Michael K


are they together again??

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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 3:58pm.
I wonder is Madge has some werthers orginals in that purse!
Do you think she blows her nose with a kleenex and then sticks it up her sleeve for later use? Both my grannies did that bless there souls
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LOLOLOL! She probably sucks on Halls while sipping Sprite too. Geezers love that!

tasty dish's picture

HER HANDS!!

Youri's picture

I still don't believe they fuck.

Big Bertha's picture

hot damn, he's good looking!

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HellaciousB's picture

I would give anything to see the looks on Vadge's peeps face when they read this shit. Honest to God. They HAVE to be laughing.

UKer's picture

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:22pm.
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from what? fame? free travel? stacks of cash?
give me a fucking break.

Dirk Diggler's picture

WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE BABY JESUS!?!

UKer's picture

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:12pm.
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it doesn't matter, she still looks hot. She is the love of my life, she could pull a gun and shoot a puppy in front of me and I would still love her. After 26 years of being a fan, nothing can be said about her that would put me off her.
I LOVE MADONNA!!!

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus: "HAH! I TOLD you he'd be back after 3 days."

Yup. That's what I said, too. These bitches love the drama.

Whatever's picture

Her arms and hands look terrible.

UKer's picture

HATERS CAN MOVE TO THE LEFT AND STAY THERE.
M looks hot in these pics. Suck it.

these two are the second coming (cough) of olivia newton-john and matt lattanzi circa 'landslide'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7r_-Nrrs7o

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

I have this the idea that Madge and Jesus do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aC1fjKZcb8

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She actually is looking good

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Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 3:53pm.
@ Zomaay

She's veiny cuz she lifts more then someone her age should
not even the age...for a woman her hands look too fit
Also she might have osteoporosis or something
but I say its because she lifts with her arms too much

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What is she lifting? Weights? Or Baby Jesus to his toddler bed?

:D

Plecostomus's picture

@ PAmela : I read somewhere that Vadge was a notorious tightwad, so maybe you're on to something there.

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Pamela's picture

I wonder is Madge has some werthers orginals in that purse!
Do you think she blows her nose with a kleenex and then sticks it up her sleeve for later use? Both my grannies did that bless there souls
~Pamela~

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

@ Zomaay

She's veiny cuz she lifts more then someone her age should
not even the age...for a woman her hands look too fit
Also she might have osteoporosis or something
but I say its because she lifts with her arms too much

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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

They don't make sense to me
Him being in 100 people asian orgy makes more sense then him gettin a head from her.
So they musta have mommy/son type relationship
those scare the sht outta me
I think Demi Moore has one too.....

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zomay's picture

She needs some avocado fat or something. Thin is healthy, but veiny?

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

He's fug.
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Douchechill!

little_rascal's picture

LMAO, I love the stone nekkid Cherub statue in all the photos! I'm surprised no one ever broke off his little peepee.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Hey-Seuss has butt-chin.

Mmmmmmmmmm. Me likey!

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sniffy's picture

I bet Jesus wishes he had photoshop vision.

parkerj-"Marge".lol.

Michael_is_the_SHIT's picture

WHO CARES IF THAT BITCH IS PREYING ON ONE BABY. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T DO MICHAEL JACKSON STYLE WITH MULTIPLE BABIES WE'RE ALL RIGHT!

Few Words's picture

PRETTY SOON HE CAN START FKING LOURDES THEYRE THE SAME AGE HE CAN TAKE HER TO PROM

Soultonic's picture

Wow...she went to him. Little diapered Jesus does look good though. She missed her lil' baby. I hope Brazil doesn't give her a hard time with the adoption.

JPRX's picture

Yay???

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parkerj's picture

Marge looks like she smells of mothballs.

Miami's picture

@Plec: Thanks for the insight. In that case I suppose, I can see why people suffer temporarily.

dreadloccowgirl's picture

Why is she wearing sunglasses at night.

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loozer's picture

Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Madge far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Madge, Madge slowly dies....

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

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Submitted by Miami on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 3:04pm.

Does anyone know if Vadge showers these fetuses with gifts, or something?

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She showered Baby Jesus here with a $1m Noo Yawk condo and some modeling gigs and fame instead of frankincense, gold, and myrrh. She also gave Lourdes' dad enough moolah to set him up for life.

Can't say Vadge stiffs her stiffies.

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Miami's picture

Does anyone know if Vadge showers these fetuses with gifts, or something? If not, why would they stay in her clutches? It has to be more than fame, IMHO.

Dog's picture

Oh ew and fuck! Look at her haaaaaaaaaaaaaands! *hides in cellar*

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peaches80's picture

when she did "ray of light" i really thaught something had changed in her , but no she is still a selfish bitch , nothing wong with being 50 , but is ridiculous to think this two have a conversation , ain't happening .
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Morbidosity's picture

Baby Jesus is gonna hump that dry gulch as long as it equals dollar signs.

Plecostomus's picture

HAH! I TOLD you he'd be back after 3 days.

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tojo's picture

Damn, he is so hot I feel like a pedophile. Her hands are GROSS!
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suckandfuck's picture

oolol cut that hair already baby jesus, starting to look like Shirley Temple. Asshole.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

pomegranate's picture

snore...