But Now He's Back In Her Gollum Arms Again
If the rumor about Baby Jesus dumping his main diaper changer was true, then Vadge must have bought him a shiny new rattle to win him back. Vadge is currently in Rio for carnival, and she took Baby Jesus out to dinner last night.
A witness-type said it was all very romantic. Baby Jesus spit up on Vadge when she put him on her lap to spoon feed him. Then Vadge broke the spoon in two after she squeezed it too hard. Yes, these two are still very much in love.
And Baby Jesus should've taken a good hard look at the stoner dude in the first thumbnail below. If Baby Jesus gazes into the eye of the Vadge too long, he'll turn into that.