Wednesday, February 10th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Aretha And Liza's Snickers Commercial
Whoever is the mastermind behind these Snickers commercials must be my twin in the head. Their Super Bowl commercial starred Betty White, and now there's another one starring Queen Chichis herself Aretha Franklin (featuring Liza M).
Aretha in a Snickers commercial actually makes more sense than Betty White in one. Because when Aretha squeezes one of her nipples, a full-size Snickers bar comes popping out.
via ONTD
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Love the ad!!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
it is nice video:)
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Hollywood Gossip
Team talk to yourselfffffffffffffffff!
Coma Caca!
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hello?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Well I believe I have spent enough time escaping @ the D but real life challenges call. Gotta get my ducks in a row for a little while. For now though, good night.
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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.
I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."
ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOX
LUVS CHU
HOWDY GIRL
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
HAI PEACHES!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
@caprica&speakit: I really have been in open relationships, and know a few people who are in different ways...and they're hard. I've seen them done wrong (mostly) and I've seen them done right... But they're not easy and they require a LOT of honesty and reassurance. It's not for errbuddy, that's fersure.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 11:29pm
keep the sex, i need some serious cuddling around about now. this weather is making me shiver.
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well I need that toooo. I need some snuggling, hugging, kissing, touching..
yeah, I'm hella sick of winter. hurry up spring.
SPEAKIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLA GIRL !!!!!!!
LOVE CHU !!!
WHATS COOKING AT OP !!!!
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 11:29pm
keep the sex, i need some serious cuddling around about now. this weather is making me shiver.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Peachy! xoxo
how are ya punkin?
HOWDY YA'LL SMOOOOOCHES
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
I need sex. >:(
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:47pm.
I have been in several open relationships at the same time and they were all great:)
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Angel -
See, this one time (at 37 yrs old) I was open to it, and this is the small hell I've opened up. You've got the O-Relationships on lock and in control, I guess. I'm a newbie and some nutjob (who's in his mid-40s I might add) is completely misreading the situation. damn. need to take notes from you it seems.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:47pm.
I have been in several open relationships at the same time and they were all great:)
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wow. I couldn't do it, but I bet it was fun!
I can't slut it up. I just can't. That's not me.
I'm different. I realize that. My friends point it out all of the time. I should just be cloistered. :(
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:22pm.
Wait - I can talk about those babies, right? Cuz they're alive....
---What do you have against dead babies? C'mon! I mean to say the Canadian flag looks like a dead baby squashed in the snow.
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WTF? That' sick! It's a pretty, pretty leaf okay!? Back off! Beware!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
I have been in several open relationships at the same time and they were all great:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:06pm. Caprica...2 words...STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X8million!!!!!! Don't even take his calls or anything.
yeah i'm a little late on the open relationship talk but one person (i'm going to say usually the girl) has more feelings than reciprocated. i've been there done that both ways--where i desperatly wanted the guy to like me and agreed to the friends with benefit thing (this is mostly the case) or when i was in my late 20's and looking for early 20's guys just for fun and i didn't care really BUT even if the guy had no personality and it was just good sex i wanted compliments, validation etc...
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:06pm.
please don't say that....afraid you may be right (been thinking about this).
bad for him - my bitch ass can get all Bronx in an evil way if need be, so let's see if he calms the hell down.
why can't everything be simple and light like a Snickers commercial??
Caprica...2 words...STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 9:57pm.
EM -
Earlier this afternoon, dude i've been seeing for 3 months (trying to rush things and be 'exclusive' without my input) called me and was like,"where you at; what are you doing; when can i see you; is this Saturday good?" and i'm like, "uh, we had this discussion over a month ago. you are free to do whatever - i'm busy w/ my graduate studies."
long story longer....nothing i could logically say would deter....he's like, 'ok, i'll wait for US...so is Saturday good?" and i nicely said, "you're free to be FREE GODDDDDAAAAMMMNNIITTTTT!!!!!"
I'm bored.
Caprica, what does that mean? Be gentle...I am slow!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
LOL, some men hope to convince their women it's a good idea. When in fact, it's a red flag. Just ask Gov. Sanford's wife.
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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.
I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."
uhh...oddly, i just had a 'free to be free' open relationship convo w/ this guy who 'didn't want to think that way'. do i hear witnesses??? he made me feel (for a fraction of a second) like i was 'crazy' for letting him go. i laughed.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Coma Caca!
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Hello, lovely people!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
"Because when Aretha squeezes one of her nipples, a full-size Snickers bar comes popping out."
This has to be the first time you've ever made me say eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 8:04pm.
I'm in an open relationship....with myself.
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me too. sometimes when I'm feeling really kinky, we have a 3some, me, myself and I.
I'm in an open relationship....with myself.
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Open relationship = you both can sleep with other people.
Not for me. No way.
MK PLEASE GET RID OF THE PIGS. THAT AD IS DISGUSTING.
thank you.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
If you are really in love with someone, especially married, an open relationship is inconceivable. But if it's a casual relationship then it's possible. That's my feeling anyway.
My ex, during the shitstorm end of our marriage wanted that and I said, "have at it" because I didn't wanna secks him anymore. He was just grasping at straws trying anything he thought might keep me around, as if I wanted that. He's in a monogamous relationship now. Has been for several months. He even at one point said he had cheated on me our whole marriage, which stung, but then he later admitted he just said that to shank me a lil bit. He didn't.
Friends with benefits DOES NOT work. Yeah, I'm totally TEAM that.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Open relationship = sex and friendship, no strings attached.
Otherwise know as friends with benefits.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:05pm.
Before I try to give my cold an exorcism, please see this John Mayer fan. This makes me laugh so much...!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9za8PDidY
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HWAT!
PS. TEAM OPEN RELATIONSHIPS! DISCUSS!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Team open relationships don't exist!!!!
It's casual or it's serious. Basta cosi!
Before I try to give my cold an exorcism, please see this John Mayer fan. This makes me laugh so much...!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9za8PDidY
I been in Open Relationship/ Long Distance for almost 3 years
and it didn't work shit
not only this asshole decided to stay and get a place where he was goin to school at but he also got older boring ho so fast that after 4 months she moved in with him
maybe now she even prego with his fugly kids!
NEVER have one ! ever!
Not worth your time or nerves on this shit
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Ball friendly
Nor am I. I call BS on these supposed open relationships, it's not a relationship then!
Passionate - IDK. I'm not one for sharing my husbands peen, nor allowing strange peen neer my lady parts.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 6:16pm.
ITA! TV is nothing but crappy movies, cartoons, and goddamn weather reports! Grrrr!
ETA: I love that commercial.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Open relationships in Open Post. Discuss.
Why? How would this benefit the relationship?
Perhaps I'm just not good at sharing.
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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.
I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."
GDIT JACK! You one eyed fucker!
You can't tease a bitch then leave.
I'm so annoyed. It's no fun to work from home when all the good trash TV is interrupted by weather coverage. I GET IT...we are having a blizzard. I wanna watch JUDGE JUDY. damnit.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZY! are you still here?!?! sorry I got a phone call from work. :(
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
*grabs M.E.'s crotch and bites bewbies*
I'm out hookerz!!!
AMF
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
*looks at clock*
It's dead time.
*sighs*