The Unretouched Vadge Pictures Keep Leaking
A few weeks ago, an unphotoshopped picture of Vadge's "I'll get you my pretty" face terrorized the internet. And now we've got another one. Although, this one isn't going to make you want to hide your children under their beds.
New York Magazine posted this before and after from Vadge's Louis Vuitton campaign. Even wonk-eyed Vienna Sausage from The Bachelor could clearly see that "after" picture has been covered with layers and layers of Photoshop. They erased the He-Man from her arms, replaced her current face with her True Blue face and then made it rain watercolors all over her.
Personally, I prefer the "before" picture, because Vadge looks like your drunk stepmom after coming back from a costume party where she dressed as a bordello version of Donnie Darko. Vadge is impatiently waiting for you to get her a cup of Alka-Seltzer on the rocks with a splash of gin.
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MAD-onna has pissed off a lot of people it seem's. She's a real bitch! HAHAHAHA
Ho ho ho at the retouched pic. Looks like someone put her head on the wrong way.
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You're getting older Miss Thing so deal with it-there's nothing wrong with looking your age! Being fifty and fabulous is great so long as you don't try to look like you're twenty something and fail miserably!
seems to me the final product is meant to be what it is. the chair & drapes are totally shopped to hell.
I love the way she is holding the Vuitton bag in the first photo! She looks like she is going to throw it at someone. Nice way to sell a product.
Poor Alice fell down the rabbit hole into Whatthefuckland!
*my eyes don’t know where to look or how to stop looking*
"I prefer the 'before' picture, because Vadge looks like your drunk stepmom after coming back from a costume party where she dressed as a bordello version of Donnie Darko."
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and goddamn, MK, need I say ILOVEYOUFORTHIS for the 259th time??!!!
The Leak Gods have finally heard my prayers :)
The only advantage to madonna being so old, skeezy & hagged out is its uterus is barren & there's no way it can whelp out any mini attention whores. On the other hand, it's such a famewhore that it might come up with something. Someone please kill it, before it figures out a way to multiply.
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"Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:42am.
I feel like I have had an ass full of Madonna for almost 30 years..oh wait...I have had an ass full of Madonna for almost 30 years. GO AWAY PLEASE...some of us white women are growing old with pride,gray hair, wrinkles, and boobs falling to the floor. It's the way God intended it."
God, I *know* that's right. I feel like we're going to go through this same shit all over again with Lady GaGa, too.
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LV is NOT easy to copy. . actually if you familiar with their brand you can spot fake instantly even if its well made and used by good fabric or leather
there is certain stitch, style, zipper, snaps ...etc they do that if you are familiar with it you will never notice it..also every product has id number on it so you can track it if its real or fake in case you don't believe it
their store employes can check your bags and there are certain other elements that they use that you won't ever see on even the best lookin copy on canal st. People are delusional who think that you can not spot a fake...as far as their bags
they are a luggage company after all... its hyped yes
but its very well made and classy bags
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Michael K., you make me happier than box wine.
I am totally serious about this.
You're the Funyuns of my life.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
The only reason that LV shit is desirable, by those what desire it, is because of its price. I think it is ugly and all of that stuff is easily copied and the copies difficult to identify, so what is the point. She is ridiculous, it seems, no matter what she wears, says, does; must be the end of cool and hip line for this rich old lady. Her photo-shopped face application will not be the rage this year.
sometimes clouds are grey...gray...idk which one
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And in other obvious news, the sky is blue and clouds are white...
Dorian Vadge. Why doesn't she just photoshop a dick on to the picture to make Jesus feel more at ease?
They made her head look huge in the photoshopped pic.
In that first pic, she looks like my mom did after a 3 day bender in 1991.
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"Vadge looks like your drunk stepmom after coming back from a costume party where she dressed as a bordello version of Donnie Darko..." -- MK the Magnificent
Why can't they make photoshop in spray-on aerosole form. No messing around with cameras or makeup.
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nothing worse than a delusional bitch. i suspect it's hard for her to realize how out of place her age endows upon her. doesn't help having high-fashion "friends" aid that delusion. bitch and her haute couture friends are so far down-the-rabbit-hole anydamnway that she's going to keep pulling this stuff into her 60s. TRUST.
She is just one nip/tuck away from completely metamorphosing into Joan Rivers.
I think she looks fine in the before pic. The after pic though is stretching it big time.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I think she looks kind of awesome in the first one. Fellini-esque. The second one doesn't even resemble her -- not just in a too-young way, in a totally doesn't look like her way!
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:22am.
You know she totally sees the photoshopped image when she looks in the mirror. Ho be looking like Predator though.
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HAHAHAHA. My ass was like: I wonder if she thinks she really looks like that. She probably does. Yikes. Well, good for her. I am sure there is joy in her delusion.
I concur with all those who think she is talentless. Very talented at marketing and business though.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
umm,your description of the "before" pic... *guffawing*
carry on.
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Hahahahaha, wow.
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Demi Moore is just as ancient, but far better-kept than this hag.
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So true. Demi is at least 50. I remember plus I found all of the discrepancies by researching her mom and 1st husband Freddy Moore.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Actually, she could of had arms like the photochopped version if she only did back curls with no more than a 5 lb. weight.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
She totally ruined her arms w/all of that bad workout. Her old arms look like those you'd see on old men at the VA hospital.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
So they photoshopped the ears too?
The ears were too fat?
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
That doesn't even look like her at all. They're making her wear gloves a lot lately because even the most skilled at Photoshop couldn't do anything with those hands. *twitch*
Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:58am.
I doubt she'd be in the business for as long as she had if she had no talent.
Hmm, I think there are definitely a lot of people out there with good publicist making it seem like they're more talented than they really are. Is Madonna one of them? Meh, I don't know, don't care really. But there are definitely a lot of average talent Joes with big names out there (e.g. Jenifer Aniston, Britney Spears, Megan Fox, etc.) and there are also a few very talented people that don't need their names to be on every tabloid (e.g. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Anthony Hopkins, Judi Dench, etc.)
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:20am.
so ....it's wrong to sleep with people for weed?
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Wait a second, who said that? Crazy people.
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People are in business all the time who have no talent. Madonna being one of them.
She needs to eat a cupcake!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:40am.
I hate this no talent hack. Geezus I'd like to strap her to the hood of my car and let the vultures pick at her bony ass. Retire already you dried up dog turd.
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I doubt she'd be in the business for as long as she had if she had no talent.
Why is her right arm so loooonng? It looks like her hands would be hanging down around her knees when she stood up...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Photoshop should be illegal - it f#@ks with people's heads.
I feel like I have had an ass full of Madonna for almost 30 years..oh wait...I have had an ass full of Madonna for almost 30 years. GO AWAY PLEASE...some of us white women are growing old with pride,gray hair, wrinkles, and boobs falling to the floor. It's the way God intended it.
"Fuck me running..."
madonna is 50. people age. can't hate on that.
what bothers me is that she's trying to convince everyone that she's still her 25 year old self.
age gracefully already, like say, Tina Turner. girl is 70 something (i think) but she still has killer legs and can outdance the beyonces of this world without breaking a sweat.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:39am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:18am.
So was Dimebag Donna a good lay?
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depending on how good the weed was!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA... took me a minute but I got it. i iz slow.
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supertramp-sorry about that! I hear ya on your dog being your baby tho. Lamar is mine but the problem is he knows it, lol.
I hate this no talent hack. Geezus I'd like to strap her to the hood of my car and let the vultures pick at her bony ass. Retire already you dried up dog turd.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:18am.
So was Dimebag Donna a good lay?
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depending on how good the weed was!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:20am.
so ....it's wrong to sleep with people for weed?
*shameface*
LOL
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which photo is the "untouched" one?
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OMG This is hysterical. The one on the right is ridiculous. Her arm looks like it doesn't have bones in it. The head looks like it's a water color literally pasted on the photo with rubber cement.