Tuesday, February 9th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 8th!
NOBODY was prepared for the games at Tila Tequila's baby shower - nili
Runners-up:
It's a pretty bold move to hold auditions for your next wife the same day you're going to court with you current wife, but then again, Charlie Sheen is a bold guy. - Cunty LaRue
With three entries in the race, the Kardashians were a shoe-in for winning the Fame Whore 500. - Detective_LaToya
The challenges on Double Dare have gotten a little more difficult since Ron Jeremy took over for Marc Summers. - starvis
This is all I can show of the full caption picture since it features nipples, blurry vag and dildos. The full mess is after the jump and it's not safe for your cubicle. JUMP!
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Hollywood Gossip
Congratulations to the winner and the three runners-up!
Thanks for the laughs.
LMAO very funny captions indeed. That pic alone is hilarious!!!
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
CONGRATS WINNAHZ!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
My sister won it in November and posted it on her Facebook. If they don't know Dlisted, delete dey ass~
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Winner was LOLtastic! Can't believe I've had two runners up in the last week after trying for ages. If only I could share these little victories with the people in my real life. Thanks, MK.
Very funny! Congrats to the winner and runner ups!
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tu puta madre
Amazing captions everyone! Congrats all!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
I fucking lol'd at the winner.
Cuntgratz CUNTZZZ
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
NASCAR's latest attempt to penetrate the Japanese market.
I Think I'm Churning Japanese.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Budget constraints resulted in cutbacks for the mobile gynecology clinic.
Unaware the drunken printer made errors in the direct mail flyers until race day, the Latter-day Saints hosted their 1st Annual Squeeze Box Derby!
♪ Did anyone notice the fat bitch in left field?
ahhhhhhhh That's what I thought!!
"Fuckin Japanese..."
One banana, two banana, three banana, four...wow, that's one f***ed-up flashback.
Yet another version of Babes in Toyland
Alas, furious efforts by the producers of "Days of Thunder" to quell sexual orientation rumors about Tom Cruise were in vain. Tommy Girl refused to come to the track that day, so his stunt double rode car #3.
Attention all drivers: Periods, yeast infections and nymphomania will automatically disqualify you.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
iPad's new app, Drive By Sexting.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Off topic:
Are those cameras on the cars/go carts?
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
The Prostitution Whore Sex Hooker Spammers Special Olympics.
Sponsored by Ambien & Tiger Woods.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Driver #3 was caught cheating by substituting with a black radial
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Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
It's the 2010 Pine Wood Cooch Derby
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Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
Car 2's moving up with a tail wind.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I bet Shauna Sand is on the pacecar.
Indy-HOE-apolis 500
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"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubble gum"
Seeing the new rides available, Tom Cruise just signed up to remake Days of Thunder.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Looks like 3 got the power-train warranty and 6 opted for under-carriage coverage.
The jokes just write themselves!! Ha!
Slutty!! hahahahha new car smell.....
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
The 2010 Cougar is just not the same car anymore.
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The Fast and the Whorious.
At 20miles per queef these hocarts are pretty green.
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Ha ha ha!! You guys are slaying me!
Research & Development for the vagina-operated car is hard on a girl.
To revive their career, 2 Live Crew made a new video in Japan
for their new song "Miso Horny"
Stick shift and manual!
One thing's for sure, the new car smell didn't last long.
On your cart, get wet, GO!
Cooter Scooters!
You can't see Paris Hilton's car because she's going to fast for conventional digital photography to catch her. Warp 6 or so.
Miley Cyrus and friends hosts Disney's Box Car Derby Race.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 5:19pm.
YOU WANT TO FUCK ON ME!?
YOU WANNA SUCK ON THESE LITTLE CHINESE BALLS!??
sorry, that's what comes to mind every time I look at this... lol
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LOL! I can't believe you said that out loud.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Damn you Oprah, see what happens when people can't talk on their phones or text while driving.
Japan's annual "Sake It to Me" Race
Ummmmm........
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♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
I knew nothing good would come from KY Jelly & Victoria's Secret sponsoring a NASCAR race.
In a surprising move..the old whore won by a cunt hair.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
They are going & coming at the same time.
Woody Allen's cloned-wife training camp
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::